Can we stop talking about that cringe ass abomination called Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin and talk about the best Final Fantasy in the last two decades. Final Fantasy VII Remake.
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Remake was trash, just play the original
Ok boomers
What reason do you have for not playing the original, is the ATB system to hard for your brain? And let's not pick apart Remake's God awful story changes since it's been done to death already. The remake has nothing over the original, get over it.
>What reason do you have for not playing the original
i already know the story, i see little reason to replay it.
FFVII remake offers much more fun and intense gameplay and replayability.
What, you dont like this part but you like this part? thats ok, just select the chapter you want. Or just go in the simulator to kick weiss ass.
It is that simple.
I can understand that, I guess it's where I've never cared for the sequels/expansions(Advent Children, Crisis Core, and now Remake) because I felt the original was fine as it's own standalone thing, but I do like that the gameplay is as engaging as it is and an excellent way to translate ATB into an ARPG
You can literally attack your way to disk 2 and then you only need like 3 materia and consumables in the original. I can't believe boomers jack off to this "game" its more like a DVD menu. Its the most non-interactive, non-game shit I've ever seen. This is not gameplay.
wtf i attacked sephiroth only once and he died,the fricking final boss of the game
THIS GAME SUCKS
That's just JRPGs for you anon kun
Its ironic because DVD menus were the ones that tried to be like games, not the other way round
archaic boomer here (25) the original is better
Remake was shit, frick off
Even Aerith feet are more interesting than this "kill chaos" shit
Remake was great, love the gameplay
WHERE IS THE PART 2, NOMURA?
TGS DIDNT SHOW PART 2, WHY IS THAT?
I love both.
Im also looking forward to XVI.
Tonight, real FF fans are eating well.
Thank god we are forgetting about the abomination FFXV was.
FFXV saved FF, FFO oozes ffxv vibes
7R bombed and was forgotten
SE forgot they announced ff16
no one cares about 14 mmo dogshit
Real FF fans only like FFO and XV, not your failmake and yoshitpiss dogshit
What happend to square enix's graphics department anyway?
15 came out in 2016 and it's still their best looking game lol
nomura is just a hack
>autist is clearly holding R1+O and still gets hit taking damage while having wait mode on and using one of the strongest base game regular weapons in the game Durandal with elemental advantage against one of the weakest grunt mob enemies in the entire game while having a full 5 member party
Meanwhile FF7R is one button action and has a mode that requires no buttons to win
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>Kitase: This is one button action.
7R is literally fujoshit the game
XV is for gigachads
>1207 results
holy fricking shit.
See
Nathan the 7R shill has been seeth posting that nearly every day for 4 years
FFXV is the worst JRPG I've ever played. Its literally fujo porn with an empty open world and an incoherent story. Its combat is somehow less interactive than turn based menu wanking.
I could beat this overrated piece of shit the same way. Every boss in the game can be beaten by standing right in front of it spamming missiles. Except for that one guardian thingy who can deflect them, but he can’t deflect mega missiles.
In fact I will record a webm of me doing it it one day just to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt this is the most overrated crap of all time and anyone who defends it is a troony.
Remake is garbage and here’s a few reasons why:
1) Time jannies are fricking stupid, both as a concept and aesthetically
2) Sephiroth is absolute garbage in the remake. Not sure if it was Nomura, Kitase or Nojima who said OG Sephiroth had a Jaws approach, where they build up the suspense, while with NuSephiroth they just wanted him “to be really cool lmao”. This shit is indefensible.
3) In the English version Hojo flat out states Cloud wasn’t in Soldier. What kind of fricking moron thought this would be a good idea? Spoiling the main plot twist of the game (no not Aerith’s death) for nothing just like that?
4) Tifa looks garbage, sorry. Too kawaii ugu with bug eyes. Pic related looks 1000x better. Also her legs are too fricking skinny. Fricking Japs and their gay anorexic beauty standards. Tifa (along with Mai Shiranui) was the hottest vidya girl of the 90’s but now she’s getting mogged by Ryza and the likes because Nomura is a fricking homosexual and insists anorexia = good when even the rest of the Japanese industry is catching up with the rest of the world in acknowledging ass > breasts.
5) FFVIIR is an incomplete game. If OG FF7 ended in Midgar, you would find it lame. FF7R is lame for the same reason.
You need to get into theorycrafting youtube. Stop caring about the story being "good" or "bad" and watch people talk about the lore for hours and hours and hours.
Soon you won't actually care what is happening in the plot anymore and all that matters is what it adds to the lore.
For example Nero showing up in Remake is not good for the story, but it IS good for the lore and the theories.
Once you're a fan of FF7 theorycrafting literally everything that happens in the story, no matter what, is good - because it expands the lore. You can apply this to all the FF games and suddenly "bad writing" or "plotholes" simply disappear.
Was it autism?
>theorygay has autism
wow shocker
BASED jannie defenders
>1054 results
Tifa looks better then ever in the remake though. I always thought of her as asian looking just cause she does kung fu and has dark hair.
>Tifa looks better then ever
>I always thought of her as asian
Despite coming from a region modeled after Bavaria and named after a location in a myth specifically localized to Northern Germany/Scandinavia, and there specifically being an Asian Continent where Yuffie clearly came from and Tifa clearly did not?
FF7R is only good for porn and nothing else. Bros > Hoes anyways so Jack's game wins by default.
It's amazing how FF7R can have such a great cast and STILL be so incredibly fricking boring and terrible in both story and gameplay
>Can we stop talking about that cringe ass abomination called Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin
Imagine the PS5 upgrade for FFXV
A really easy way to separate Ganker posters from GameFAQs FF7 worshipers is whether they hate the ghosts or not, because time traveling ghosts keeping the canonicity of the original game intact is really not any more out there for FF7 than planet protecting kaiju, an extinct human race that could use magic because reasons, twenty variants of Bahamut, and John Carpenter's The Thing.
this
not this is a pasta, a jimbo pasta, and it doesnt represent me.
Only nostalgic boomers and tryhard millenials watching youtube essayist sees anything without Sakaguchi a sacrilege. It was always his wish to see FF take on other challenges. If he didn't he wouldn't have stood in front of an audience to talk about XV, he wouldn't have pushed for FFXI, an MMO at that time, to wear the mainline title. Dumb frick boomers crying about muh ole FF, muh tradition can kill themselves.
I agree
The Remake is still shit
You didn't say anything to convince me or anyone else otherwise
You didn't even try
Sakaguchi literally killed Squaresoft with his Kojima tier delusions of grandeur thinking he's a movie director. Xenogears died for this shit. Square deserves every ounce of humiliation they're now suffering.
They could have done a lot more with Tifa in the remake but no they made her into a whinny confused b***h who still has the hots for cloud because spiky hair turns her, who is sacred of spooky ghosts that fly around despite being trained in martial arts by some grand master. Her character is fricking stupid and it doesn't make sense for her to be that way but Muh big booobs muh cute anime girl poses. Frick that weeb loving character
VII:R is narratively moronic. Trying to tell the original game's story but then destroying that by inserting a sequel metaplot on top of it hurts both and goes nowhere.
sop has better graphics than ff7r
Bullshit.
no yuri path for tifa no buy
>the best Final Fantasy in the last two decades
really goes to show how incredibly low standards at SE have gotten
are 7R fans just happy because it wasn't AS shit as everything else has been for 20 years?
But Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin IS the best Final Fantasy in the last two decades, so your premise makes no sense and contradicts itself.
Doesn’t really matter, FF7R will likely be EGS exclusive as well. Disappointing but oh well.
Now that doesn't really matter, you can just pirate it.
What will end the BARRY versus BA7RY conflict?
Their autism compels them to reply to each other, like bots, the exact same way, all day, every day. What can break the cycle? Who will be the first to look in the mirror and accept they're achieving nothing and pissing their lives away?
one day they'll find a good game to dedicate their lives to and move on
but it will start all over again with something else. neither of them are ever going to actually be okay.
>BA7RY
what?
the guy who defends 7R all day long in every thread from criticism the exact same way barry defends 15.
they butt heads daily. same posts, over and over.
I've never seen anyone defend FF7R on this board. Only frantic seething about it.
oh you mean jimbo? the one that writes this?
i think you got your wires crossed and felt for the bait
The Barry of FFVIIR.
Barry has Nathan
Ba7ry has Jimbo
Both have autism and are wasting their lives being fanboys for trash and getting nothing in return
only by killing ba7ry or if nomura dies of old japanese age aka 60 will he stop
>spliting timelines, timetravel, etc
You know I would be fine with sequels, even with Nomura going as wacky as he wants. But just wish they'd have actually remade the game like they promised first