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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I seriously do not understand how humans can fall for the religion meme over and over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Religion

      *tips fedora

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nice boomer meme
        that was sarcasm btw
        it was not nice
        felt like I had to clear that up because you're probably autistic and/or senile

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >tips fedora

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah bruh fr fr das a boomer meme ong

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          poster here, just wanted to state that I am trans btw

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        santa's not real

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Then who was shagging my mum in Christmas Eve???? Checkmate atheists.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some people just want something to cling to.
      Because if you're a realist and don't believe in religion or an afterlife then what was the point of life?
      I could get behind Christianity for the most part, it teaches some pretty wholesome values but I also believe in respecting whatever the frick other people want to believe religion-wise which is a pretty big no in Christianity.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >then what was the point of life?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >yes, because every Nihilist I met ahs been happy and joyous
          It's a sin to lie anon, even to one's self

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it teaches some pretty wholesome values but I also believe in respecting whatever the frick other people want to believe religion-wise which is a pretty big no in Christianity.
        Pmt. I also am bi, so I would go to hell if I was a believer so kinda hard to be part of majority of religions. But gatekeeping is good in the end so not blaming them
        Also you make your own decisions so do what you want. I myself like to make people happy because it makes me happy.

        >yes, because every Nihilist I met ahs been happy and joyous
        It's a sin to lie anon, even to one's self

        >yes, because every Nihilist I met has* been happy and joyous
        Dunno where Anon said so. I am myself hedonistic nihilist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"How can anyone fall for the religion meme"
      >t. fell for the gay rights meme back in the 2000s

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hopium for the poor
      Copium and hypocrisy for people who are more fortunate and are seeking an higher authority to answer to that isn't the state or their parents

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because the reality is that life fricking sucks and we need to believe there is a meaning to it. Of course it is a lie, but some people are capable of letting themselves believe the lie to get them through their life.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're unironically meant to frick and pass on your genes so of course the average Gankerirgin would think life is meaningless

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, but this is a blind process without rhyme or reason. It's not good or bad, it just is. But it condemns future generations to suffering. It is actually more moral to not pass on one's genes, to deprive the will to live of what it wants.

          shouldn't life's endless frickery make it impossible to believe in benevolent creator gods

          Plenty of people are willing to shut out all negativity in their lives, or other people's lives in order to believe in a benevolent creator. They can delude themselves into believing all evil is manmade, when viruses, prions, bacteria, all manner of tragic accidents are not man made. I think anyone who has watched an adult baboon tear into and eat a baby baboon groin first would come to the conclusion that this is what life is built upon, and it is a contrivance of horror. Plenty of people are willing to completely stymy their process of thinking with "That's just the way things are" as a method of not thinking about it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        shouldn't life's endless frickery make it impossible to believe in benevolent creator gods

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Religion

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mario if he Christian

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bowser if he christian

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo, sue these fools

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If Nintendo can sue the parents of some dead kid who just so happened to have Mario imagery on his casket, I'm sure they'll do something here

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That didn’t happen anon. Your thinking of Disney.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SO LONG GAY BOWSER

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NINTENDOOOOOOOOOO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SUE

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do this shit during the actual mass instead of just having a party or something after mass?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the tax-free version of clickbait.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    super shame

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure Bowser is a demon, but I guess what they don't know won't hurt them.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got stigmata from playing mario party.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Me and my friends all had ripped palms from that fricking river rafting game and tug of war. They removed it from mario party 2. They also removed the ghost stealing stars because kids always cry.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's in super stars but with a warning about palm damage

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'd worship bowser if you know what i mean (sexo

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nintendo going to sue a poor local church? LOL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shit happens. There's stories of tiny ass poor highschools getting sued for having their band/choir/theater club perform a work without permissions. It's what happens when the law doesn't have room for common sense

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning I hate America and Americans

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >church
    >bowser theme
    I HATE THE ANTI-CHRIST! I HATE THE ANTI-CHRIST!

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    but Mario is atheist?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Church
    >Using Bowser
    Oh I see it's one of THOSE places. Sneaky israelite rats pretending to be Christians to teach evil homosexualry shit instead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're a pearl clutcher. If it was a mario head you'd probably be complaining that it's sexual and creepy.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not Super Maria Bros
    One job, OP.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3! THE ANSWER IS THREE MARIO!

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My crew is big and it's getting bigger

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm guessing it's to attract more kids to molest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Statistically less likely. Did you know that rabbis take foreskins with their mouth?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker-tard complaining about kids getting molested

      Go ahead. Make that e-girl thread again, homosexual

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Idolatry

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