Final day
https://www.twitch.tv/vgbootcamp
https://www.twitch.tv/vgbootcamp2
https://www.twitch.tv/vgbootcamp3
feat. Hungrybox, Tweek, Spargo, Mango, Leffen, Light, Marss, etc
SUPER SMASH CON 2023 - Biggest Smash Event of the year
Final day
https://www.twitch.tv/vgbootcamp
https://www.twitch.tv/vgbootcamp2
https://www.twitch.tv/vgbootcamp3
feat. Hungrybox, Tweek, Spargo, Mango, Leffen, Light, Marss, etc
Spargo is out at 49th. Mexicans in shambles.
Tweek just lost to a Corrin. Was pretty fun to watch.
Surprising he got taken out fairly dominantly by Neo after he 3-0ed Shadic at Smash Factor X. And he was dealing with his sickness then. What the heck is going on when Shadic 5-0ed Neo just yesterday?
Now that I think about it, Muteace also plays Corrin so Shadic has a good deal of experience in dittos.
>ROB vs Sonic
At least it'll be over soon enough.
Who are the players left by the way ?
Why does this moronic community still use twitch
Discoverability.
Youtube is awful at promoting streams, and other sites are just way too small.
TONIGHTS THE NIGHT HFAM
Marss is making a comeback.
dabuz is a homosexual
big d bros, we are so back
When's 64?
64 all done, Isai won
Melee is next
Is Wizzy entered in Melee? Saw he was there for the combo contest.
He only entered in 64 afaik
Fighter's Pass 2 ruined Ultimate.
ROB, GnW and Sonic werent fp2
>Jorge on commentary
I truly hope I die soon
As always, I’m hoping for a Mango or Zain win. Moky or Hbox would be okay.
Amsabros, where we at?
Did Project M appear in any capacity this year? I really don't care about any other game.
No. Smash community is slave to Nintendo. This is a Gold Is My Reason VGBC event as well.
This commentator ripped a line of coke before this holy shit. He just fricking growled on the mic over a nothingburger match.
that's Jorge for you, the guy orgasms at any decent play so annoying
>stadium transformations
It feels so good to see these back.
does anyone know the reason why transformations are allowed again?
It depends on if they are running a slippi set up or not. slippi can't run transformations.
Because Nintendo is watching. That's literally why.
However in this case it's a good thing because frozen Stadium is a soulless slippi zoomer homosexual thing.
Not watching content with mentally ill "pronoun" shit. have a nice day.
Will aMSa win Smasher Convention?
Nope. Hes in losers so the odds of him pulling out the win is low.
I hope he wins, preferably winning against Cody in grands
I had a passive boner scrolling the thread and this image just made my dick shrivel and feel nauseas.
I don't give a frick how much they try to normalize it, trannies are uncanny and unsettling and everyone innately feels it and this is why they have to try so hard to shove it in your face and make you accept it. Men going through body modification to try to look like a disgusting version of a woman does indeed make me uncomfortable and signals obvious mental problems and I don't see anything wrong in noting this.
Literally the most natural reaction. It doesn't matter how much propaganda is put out against it. Natural instinct will always make others disgusted by abominations.
MELEE CHADS WE ARE SO BACK
Remember when Hungrybox wanted to box mang0 for the Ludwig boxing event and Mang0 pussied out?
That would require him to use his flabby arms for something other then lifting a can of beer to his face.
Hungrybox is just a clout chasing homosexual that nobody likes.
>Say some dumb shit about a person
>They ignore you
>"THEY'RE IGNORING ME BECAUSE THEY'RE SCARED"
Like frick off homosexual.
Good "influencer boxing" is fricking gay.
mango has always been a b***h but this year he really hit new lows
hes literally a troony vtuber that does emo throws in tournament like old m2k, but still retained the catty frat boy facade where he shit talks everyone under the sun every stream.
honestly it would be a blessing if he retired at this point.
even typing all this shit out gave me cancer
And then Mang0 got 2nd place at major without even practicing, at 31 years of age and 2 decades of alcoholism.
I didn't say he was playing poorly, just that he acts like an annoying c**t. He's becoming the sonicfox of melee.
Every vid i watch its the same b***hing and dishonest excuses, wish hed just shut up and play or retire on his 1 to 2 wins of the year
You could just stop watching his videos.
He probably did, I know I did.
Nice counter argument by the way you homosexual cultist. I'm sure he'll try this tourney loollll
>homosexual cultist
Chill homie lol. He does seem to be trying lately though. He got 2nd at GOML.
I have
If he were to retire then he'd be saying goodbye to a lot of subs and easy twitch bux. He won't be going anywhere anytime soon.
mang0 got btfo'd hard by leffen and he wasnt even playing, emo frat boy is done for
I’m wondering how many times Mango has been “done for” in his career by now lol.
Still waiting for the comeback this time!
Sometimes we have to wait a while. There have been some Mango dark ages. This isn’t even close to the longest one.
*ahem*
Not a fighting game
Did Amsa beat Aklo? I missed that one.
yessir, will face loser of Moky or Zain next
>upthrow rest
>upthrow rest
>upthrow rest
very fun game
stop getting grabbed
If only he was doing upthrow upair spam it would be based instead of cringe
I've played smash for the last 7 years and only started street fighter this year and Jesus Christ
I open up the sf stream they're playing for $400k and smash second place won't even pay for return flight
SF actually has support from its developers, as well as others.
Street Fighter is run by Capcom, for better or worse.
On the one hand it means players get real money for winning or even just placing highly. On the other everyone has to deal with some gay Capcom Code of Conduct, licensing policies, force to move on to the new game, etc.
>eceleb thread
>twitch thread
but since its about a nintendo game mods allow it
yeah how dare people discuss video games being played
don't they know we have bear sex to be outraged about?
haha yes, look at all those nintendo games ran at evo this year
Sorry ill get back to on-baldurs dicussion
When did the fun stop with Melee?
Honestly? When Hungrybox started performing with puff.
Zain or Moky?
I prefer Zain. Moky is kind of an annoying gay.
damn
this set is so fricking anime already and its game 1
>open stream
>Ad (1 of 4)
I know Ganker hates marth and hates indians
but every tournament I see this guy is fricking cracked
Hes like mew2king but with edge cancel custom shit instead of autistic chaingrabs
Zain is nuts. He struggles when his back is really against the ropes. But when he’s in control, he makes it look very easy.
Zain too good. Would've loved to see him play back in the day against the 5 Gods
Ganker loves Zain though. He's the one interesting top player in the game other than aMSa. Other than that it's Foxgays and a Sheik at this point. And Axe I guess. Being a poojeet is irrelevant.
He's good but he is a notorious choker
Zain is the best Marth ever so it’s pretty common. But yeah he is cracked
people don't like him because hes a quiet dude. most people want fat alcoholic mango to win
One more neutral b and Zain will be in moky's next suicide note
why is Zain doing the mang0?
zain isn't even trying
So what ended up happening with VGBootcamp? Weren't they hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and it was certain they were gonna collapse?
Wasn't that BTS? They are gone now.
They definitely said they were in tons of debt from losing the smash world circuit. It was a given at the time that they were done for.
Ngl, being Peach would be pretty comfy
Post more butt
GIMR is a Hebrew.
They weren't in debt, I'm pretty sure they were kvetching about lost sponsorships
They were. The whole thing with the Smash World Tour was that it getting crushed (by their own idiocy) was basically financial ruin for them.
Big butt
this image is an assault on my eyes. delete it now
When's Brawl?
How long has Zain been doing the ponytail? He looked much better with short hair
Reminder.
Melee is more skill based than typical FGs, that point about literal whos coming out of nowhere and winning actually hurts a competitive game's legitimacy.
normal fgs also have the same people top 8ing regularly, that kermit moronic knows nothing
This may be one of the gayest posts ever.
In general I don't understand coming into a thread about a game you don't play to seethe. Why?
Go do something else you Black person
Get fricked you stupid moron
>There's zero variations
>Only two player listed in his post even plays anymore
>There's no mid-to-low character
>AMSA has won supermajors with Yoshi and he's still in top 8
Funny to see how poorly this shitpost aged.
this shitpost got hard BTFO'd by a melee player winning fricking GGST evo on a win
"FGC" troons eternally btfo'd
wait
>LEFFEN WON GUILTY GEAR EVO
OH NO NO NO HAHYAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAH
NO FRICKING WAY
NO WONDER FGKEKS HAVE BEEN EXTRA QUIET RECENTLY LMAO
Their new cope is Strive is a party game and it doesn't count.
I'm not gonna dickride Leffen, not even to stick it to elitist fgcucks. The guy is a weasel.
A troony won the last strive, in a way this was better for them than that.
ive seen you guys root for leffen over cody, your words mean nothing fgcuck.
Strive is shit and no one good actually competes in it, theres a reason all the old guilty gear heads don't play that shit
strive is the #2 fighting game and smash's biggest homosexual just made grands look like a combo video
>Fighting game
If it's not street fighter or Tekken it quite literally does. not. matter
>NONONO THE ONE WITH THE SECOND BIGGEST ENTRANTS DOESNT COUNT, WE DID -NOT- GET BTFO'D AS A WHOLE
>Strive is shit
We know, just like sf6, dont worry.
Hopefully Mango beats Schwab. I dislike Schwab.
Nobody likes cody which is why he keeps threatening to retire because nobody wants to sub and give him money.
I saw that. I sincerely hope he retires. I know he won’t though.
He knows he is nothing without melee, so he will ride this game out as long as he can even if it barely pays the bills.
the funniest shit is this guy not understanding (or pretending not to understand) why no sponsors want to touch him with a ten foot pole when he talks about fricking trannies on his stream.
He also thought lying about fricking his mom was a good idea to get attention/sympathy. The man is clearly not working with a full deck.
>SmashCon then
>mango/axe Mario/Pikachu in top 8
>SmashCon now
>I Be Dicking Wounds boring Fox raping everyone
I love watching schwab lose, pls dont job today mangjoe
This washed b***h had better do his duty and 6-0 Cody out of the bracket before he starts sandbagging
can he please come back to commentary
I'm watching with bobby, literally can't stand junebug as a commentator
>THE BLIPPY GRIPPY
scar please save me from this god awful shit
No, he's just as shit
didnt mean to respond to u whoops
CHOKESTER
Is there anything israelites won’t try and ruin
Mango playing ok but struggling to close out stocks.
Drug test players for adderall.
Its somehow ok when cody abuses it and brags about it.
It's over.
m-mangosisters?
SORRY, GOY
There is no fricking point to watching this tournament anymore. Tell me I'm wrong.
hfam we made it to losers finals!!
I just tuned in
what have I missed
mang0cucks... he never did quite recover after losing a falco mirror to a literal troony...
>mirror
indeed, he used to 3-0 Cody and now he's only gonna 3-1 hm. Truly the goat is washed
>indeed, he used to 3-0 Cody and now he's only gonna 3-1 hm
youre not reading the score right lil bro
Mango starting to feel it, codyxirsters its over...
Why did Cody counterpick Yoshi’s?
Yeah taking Mango to Yoshis is 0IQ. Even if cody wins.
3-0 or bust everybody knows the rules
Mang0 should stick to vtubing
MANGOSISTERS..................
DON'T LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Its another cody zain finals
Melee is so fricking boring now jesus
>its another Armada vs Hungrybox finale
Shits been like this for ages bruh
I miss WestBallz, Hax, PPMD, M2K, Green Ranger, Abate, S2J, KirbyKaze, Kage, BizzaroFlame, Shroomed, SFAT, PewPewU, Scar, D1, Prog, The Moon, Nintendude, Wobbles, DJNintendo, PBandJ
This minus the sex offenders and pedos. Mew2King is my favorite player of all time. I know everyone gets older and everyone has a right to decide what to do with their life, but there has been a massive hole left in Melee when M2K and Armada quit.
>17 is pedo
Why is america like this?
18 is pedo now too
anything under 35 is pedophile
thank you #metoo morons you've ruined male and female relationships for countless years to come.
internet becoming normalgay/freak central spelled the end of humanity
America was founded by literal puritans who were too hardcore for Britain.
The bottom line now though is that America promotes hypersexuality EXCEPT if it is favourable to men.
oh man, what a lineup that used to be
Too bad. Mango had some moments in there, but Schwab was sharper. Hopefully Zain has this on lock.
You VILL play me on yoshi's, and go 1-3.
Mango is never going to win another major, is he?
He probably will.
He can if he gets an easy enough bracket.
I hear sonic advance music
Lmao codychads can't stop winning
Him having a qt trans gf reallyin mindbroke you cucks, huh? Btw hax is NEVER EVER getting unbanned 🙂
Anybody know where I can get the seal shirt Cody always wears at tournaments?
why would you want to look like an ugly homosexual
But I don't look anything like him. I just like seals and other pinnipeds.
None of the people in this Losers Bracket have the juice to win the tournament. It's hard to give a frick about the losers matches.
You’re probably right. Hbox or Mango could go on a small run. But neither of them can beat Zain or probably Cody.
Who can possibly defeat the adderall ridden troonyfricker?
Hungrybox doesn't give a frick anymore and why would he? Makes more money streaming and the melee community treats him like a high school bullying an outcast. He was #1 and doesn't have the fire to ever get there again.
Mango is also washed.
Zain doesn't have a cheater controller, or performance enhancing drugs so he'll choke and crumble.
I think the only thing that can beat Cody is himself. By retirement.
I thought he was retiring, what the frick happened
The fact that his drugs have to last another 3 hours
How is autism diagnosis even accurately tested for in adults?
>troonyfricker
story?
His boyfriend is a troony.
No story, really. His ‘girlfriend’ is trans. For some reason, it’s incredibly important to Ganker that it gets mentioned every 45 seconds in these threads.
he is literally dating a troony
Nobody link it please.
I'll have to listen to it again.
My brain tissue only just finished scarring.
🙂
I’ll never watch this again for obvious reasons. But it does crack me up, because I remember Plup’s reaction to the story which was very funny.
What do you guys think of Moky? As a player and as a personality?
he rocks
he does sick combos
but as a personality the tantrums far outweigh the based comments
Get ready for that reverse 3-0 on amsa
Most mentally stable melee player
Petty, kinda dumb and really insecure.
>REDBULL GG IFM aMSa
How the frick does this guy have THREE sponsors and IBDW can't even get one?
Because nobody likes that insufferable homosexual.
Cute Sheik cosplayer spotted! Unless it’s a dude, in which case never mind.
I tried to warn you fricks back in apex and the SWT that Yoshi was a gimmick and not actually a good character and all it would take is a little bit of matchup practice for this nip frick to get perpetually btfo. Takes down mango and zain and now he's getting dicked by some literally who fox zoomer
Melee community is full of cope nowadays, amsa was always good not because of his character
>5th best player in the world
>some random fox zoomer
kek yoshifricks were saying amsa was contendor for the best player in the world and merely a few months later he's a kodorin tier punching bag
well he was a contender. he won supermajors and the scuffed tour thing. even if you think he should have been ranked 3 instead of 2 any lower would be silly. moky is just actually just a top player now. maybe not win supermajors top player but consistently make top 8 and have some really deep runs. dont think he can win anything until he beats zain.
Japs can't play smash for shit.
taunt into lose the set. Thats for pearl harbour you piece of shit now go back
>taunt to get bodied
AMSA bros keep taking Ls.
That was a fun set, you guys are weird.
nah it's great watching the gimmick shit asiatic get blown the frick out
cringe character
notice how anytime he hits an egg throw people lose it in the crowd because they don't know the eggs have homing
literally nobody that watches understands yoshi
Fox is far cringier. Captain Falcon is the least cringe. Then it goes Falco, then Peach, then Sheik, then Marth. Most of melee characters are cringe but if you play those characters I respect you.
>you guys are weird.
First time?
When the frick are they doing a commentator swap, I can't handle this screeching homosexual anymore
Probably after Hbox vs Mango
Someone please slit the throats of these screaming banshee homosexual commentators
>even the twitch chat was betting hard against amsa
I think 33% betting for Amsa when he has that bad of a W-L with Moky shows how much they like him.
If it was two randoms it would be 99% for moky
SHUT THE FRICK UP JORGE
>they
what
Thanks OP
We've got the Doc Lee pick.
Hbox and Mango first played each other in like 2008 or some shit like that. And here they are now. That is actually super cool.
>doc
abobawdely MINDBROKEN
Mang0 is genuinely lost in life. He's depressed and doesn't know what to do anymore. He asks on stream if the rest of his life is just gonna be day drinking and playing video games while thinking of his past accomplishments.
How do you NOT want to be Peach? You are gay as frick that's why.
He should do what Leffen did.
lets fricking go
Reminder that Doc is a good character.
Thanks doc
>Doc Lee
Wack. Unless Mango somehow wins, which would be kino.
for me? its hgod
Mang0 is so fricking lame
not really no
jobbing to Hbox sure is cool
>GUYS I ALWAYS KNEW IT WAS KINO I WAS JUST KIDDING HAHA
cope, newbies
You can see Hbox rolling his eyes at this sad joke.
>defend your legacy onstream every 2 minutes for over a decade
>2023 comes around
>decide to implode your legacy
>he's doing it again
Mancuck completely buckbroken
>Schedule said top 8 would start at 3PM my time
>wake up at 3PM
>four matches have already gone on
Why can't smashers stay on fricking schedule
>Wake up at 3pm
The schedule of smashers shouldnt be the problem to you.
>he isn't a hikineet who goes to bed at 5AM every night
Boy I sure love sandbagging that’s totally epic that’s my goat wow man wow
These two are like an old married couple who have been fricking for so long that they have to mix it up in the bedroom now to keep it fresh so mango starts going Doc.
Do you guys think Mango will ever win a major again?
>know you can't win with your main
>pick a troll so you can say you weren't even trying
le goat!
These threads always feel like a weird Melee parallel universe where people hate Mango LOL.
>Destroying his legacy
Mango has been an infamous sanbagger since like 2010. He has done this many many many times.
At tournaments of this size? This deep in the bracket? For no reason? Not really.
>Playing falco while hungover
>Picking doctor mario and running off the edge while you contemplate what new vtuber avatar you will use
It's embarrassing that you pretend these are the same or even similar.
mango has been lame ever since he got spitroasted by hbox/armada 2016-2018 and kept pretending to be the best player. It's even worse now with him being zain's wienersleeve and the antics he's pulling like right now
Cant tell if docs okay or hbox sucks
Doc is a solid character he just isn't a great character. Doc is basically fundamentals incarnate.
just give up already
>doc
yeah hes buck broken
why is top 6 the standard now?
More time for advertisements.
He's really sticking with the doc
>make joke
>giggle like a homosexual
>scream
>say a meme
i hate this commentary so much.
>Do you feel as though you have power?
>HE'S SO GOATED
This might be the worst commentary of all time.
It's not hype. He could've held down and traded after the rest, instead he died off the top. He doesn't give a frick. He's not playing well. He is, in every way, the exact opposite of goated right now. FRICK
why is mango even butthurt
Pretty sure he beat hbox most of the time with fox for the last few years
Mango is just taking it easy this year. He said he was going to do this back in like March. Now people are surprised he’s doing it for some reason.
He was 3rd in the powerrankings and this is how he proves he should be higher.
what's hbox thinking in this very moment?
>just put in a shift and be done with it like me you drunk moron
Hbox not even sweating
yeah haha he only went to last hit both games
Should have went with the Puff ditto
Mang0's wiener gets stronger the longer it's out.
Mang0 really is a gay
>just throwing fair on last stock
He could have had that if he just played it a little smarter
It does have to be kind of weird for mango knowing you would have been a Wal Mart employee for life if it weren't for this game.
mango is such a b***h
the duality of man(g0)
mango is based
How is it fair to have a character that can fly in a game where your goal is to make the opponent fall off the stage?
how is it fair to have that character practically 1-hit anyone
The only character that can fly in melee is peach
You can make the character fly all the way to the blast zone.
>2023
>people still calling puff overpowered
lmao i can't with yalls homies
she's tied for the lightest character (pichu doesn't count, lol)
she's literally made of paper and dies from a slight breeze
the real problem is the absolute homosexualry bullshit that is Peach, a floaty heavyweight with a literal unique flying mechanic, RNG-based projectiles and the most moronic move in the game
stop holding down, homosexual
>no popoff
You can tell HBox was cringing internally over Mango's attempt at johning.
I'm out of the loop: why is mango not playing Fox or Falco?
He’s a big baby
why doesn't mango retire already?
this is embarassing
He needs the smashgays to still sub to him.
Cant wait for the excuses and doom speeches
Call it now: what will mang0 say on twitter?
thank god we get new commentators
>hbox and troonyfricker advance
kill me
Frick it. Lets go, Hbox! Win it all!
>HAHAA IM JUST NOT TRYING
>YOU DIDN'T REALLY BEAT ME
>I'M SANDBAGGING HAHA
If you can't recognize this is cringe and contemptible behavior you're a fricking moron.
It reminds me of this kid in college who told me he could also get straight As if he tried, he just didn't try. Okay homosexual. Why did you even show up? Why even keep breathing? Do the world a favor
Why do people say this era is the highest level melee has ever been played when people who don't even take the game seriously anymore still regularly make top 8
It's a cope by mangogays, if they acknowledged the true peak of melee (2015-2018) they would have to admit armada and hbox are better. they'll ignore Zain though.
Zain is the highest peak of any player ever. But I will concede that the gap between the top 5 and the rest is ridiculously huge.
Thank god these guys are off.
Remember when mango played for the people now he just throws vs people he can't beat and then acts like an emo pussy
I can tell you guys love Mango :3
You wouldn’t be so pissed at him if you didn’t want him to do his best and win like he used to. Don’t worry bros. He’s still got a few wins left in him.
hfam board doe
wish plup would play weegee or samus in tourney again
Honestly kinda true. He just comes across as a hypocrite when he acts like this. If anyone else did what he did, he'd never shut up about it.
He literally never stops playing melee and going to tournaments.
Ofc his motivation will peak and drop throughout the years.
Tourists just don't understand.
so you agree hes washed
How new?
>If anyone else did what he did, he'd never shut up about it.
This is why he can't get away with it. He PMSed about Armada's retirement for fricking years and then he goes and does this shit.
It's his cancerous tumor of a fanbase that enables this. He could literally go on stage, drop his pants, take a shit and then pass out and they'd be saying "MY GOAT. STILL MADE TOP 8. HE DOESN'T OWE YOU ANYTHING."
Why is melee so shit now?
no money and no new blood
literally can only go downhill in that situation.
Slippi was like an adrenaline injection thats already wearing off
Melee is the most interesting it's ever been.
It really isn't
>entire "community" has been taken over by community manager types, is essentially no longer grassroots
>entertaining players and personalities mostly faded out or 30+ years old streaming instead
>initial spirit of sweaty competition basically dead now
>constant Nintendo shitting things up
The best thing that could happen now is for the whole overbloated "scene" to die out and the game goes back to sweaty little tournaments in gaming stores and university campuses.
>entire "community" has been taken over by community manager types
This right here
>waffles on next
Thank frick.
>shoutouts to x
>basketball reference
>that was crazy
>It's just like, for real man like, fuego, like it really do be like that sometimes yknow, like sometimes it's like mango he's like the GOAT man bbut then other times likes... Yknow what I'm sayin? Hahahaha, nah but like Kobe man when he shoots he shoots he be makin' those shots from downtown that's like them Falco lasers man you need those freethrow shots on point haha like Yoshi with them eggs man it's like tossin' those three pointers listening some hood music got his lil wayne blastin' in those headphones beefin' him up Sorry 4 The Wait carrying him man shoutout to Barrels man oldschool NorCal player loved lil wayne one of the best Doc players to ever do it man mad shoutouts to him back in the day I member Genesis 2 man we played teams, we got rocked but it was a good time though like lowkey for real sometimes it's fun just to game some doubles with a friend man win or lose.
Isn't sandbagging against the rules at most tournaments? Do you think we could maybe start a petition to get him banned for doing this?
>we
go for it, loser
i havent been into melee since around 2015,this is the first tournament ive watched in a while its insane how much of a cringe troonyfest this community has turned into its basically sgdq at this point
I miss the old days so much
The funniest thing to me are these players who claim to be trans, change their pronouns to she/her, and then literally don't even attempt to change their appearence. Like Salt here, what does he even get out of it?
for the lulz like her playstyle
holy shit my farts smell fricking rank
Mango:
>Gets 5th at a stacked supermajor while sandbagging
You guys:
>”What a washed up loser he should just kill himself”
Very Lmao
tier 3 sub, I presume?
Not subbed. Used to be a twitch prime sub, but that was a few years ago. Sorry to disappoint, bud.
Stop watching then, homosexual. I don’t care what you do.
I wanna watch people actually play the fricking game at a high level homosexual. Why would I watch this shit if that isn't what I'm getting. Maybe you should kys instead of mang0
>while sandbagging
he got decisively fricked by ibdw and he has some vendetta against hbox for being cooler and more charismatic and he wants to beat him with a mid tier for some inane reason. hes not sandbagging hes just dumb and needs to retire
>still a top player in the world
>he needs to retire
You are legitimately dumb
It’s pretty crazy
I know right? Can you believe Mango is a top tier threat with 4 different characters?
thx for the tier 3 sub mang0 bro!!!!! any day now!!!
Swing and a miss. I’ve never given Mango a penny. Is this the best banter you morons got?
>get to winners semis
>lose once a set and stop caring
why is mango like this?
how would PPMD place if he attended the next super major
dqs round 2 due to lack of test
Probably top 16, depending on his bracket. He'd get run by any of the normal Top 8 players at this point for the simple fact that he wouldn't be ready for a lot of what's normal now defensively like SDI'ing shit that never used to get SDI'd like Marth's first hit of nair or slideoff tech and whatnot.
He’s most likely not a Top 100 player in the world.
He would get fricked by IBDW because IBDW is used to fricking low test men.
>PPMD
>attending
in your dreams homosexual
>mang0 threw against hbox again
based GODbox has him completely mindbroken, KWABed and sissied, just like he made FARTmada retire and will be one of the major contributing factors to leffen retiring soon. the absolute king of fox SEETHE
>makes leffen DQ
>makes mango humiliate himself
is it possible to learn this power?
>eliminates mango, amsa and zain
>gives IBDW the tournament
based hgod
finally his plan to kill melee is coming to fruition
If Hbox beats Zain I will eat a leather shoe.
What characters are in Ult top 8?
If there's any of these I won't be watching:
>Steve
>Pyyrhtra
>ROB
>Byleth
>Joker
I actually like playing Ultimate but the problem with viewership is that it seems like the most moron tier boring cancer characters are the best ones in this game and there's just no point watching that.
I don’t watch Ult, but I know for sure Steve is in there.
2 Steves, 1 GnW, 1 ROB, dont bother
And a Sonic for good measure.
>GnW
This will always be the the biggest letdown. At least all the other cancerous characters are fun to use. GnW is boring to play, play against, and watch. All because of one move.
I like Wolf and Pokemone Trainer because those characters feel natural and fluid to me compared to the rest. I also like Palutena.
homie, half the roster is cancerous and unfun to watch
hbox will dodge
hdodghe, but mang0 loses.
Easy 10k for hbox
Can't wait for him to sandbag the moneymatch
like he did with zain last year
I don't hate mango, I just hate that he's popular despite being the biggest b***h in the scene
He acts like a chickenshit heel, says he didnt try, and NEXT time he will win and then does the same shit again
>hmw
its like im coming home
doesn't even matter that mango shit himself on stage
>waffles announces he is soft retiring from Melee community because he's moving to Ohio to settle down
>is commentating more events than ever
Reject modern melee. Embrace ultimate.
Might as well at this point
based
filtered
just emulate
>anime swordsman garbage
>Steve
>the input lag
>no combos
I could never but the characters of Wolf, Poke Trainer, Palutena, and ZSS feel very natural and fluid to me.
>zero punish game
it just isn't fun to watch
It's fun to play but the netcode is trash. So you can't even play online. Dead game.
>decent gameplay, middle of the pack for the series, better than Brawl and tr4sh, worse than 64 and Melee
>tons of fun characters to try out and play with, Squad Strike mode perfect for this
>added in my absolute most desired characters, Banjo, K Rool, and Simon
>looks good
That's all well and good but:
>online is literally fricking unplayable, I got Nintendo Online for the first year and wound up playing it MAYBE five times because of this
>game is also slam packed with fricked up unfun to play against characters that you WILL be running into constantly because they're popular picks as they're the best in the game
>native input lag and buffer makes it often feel like playing mush if you're trying to do anything precise, I cannot fathom how anyone plays the shotos/input characters seriously through this shit
Frankly, despite a lot of that, I would play Ultimate a lot if it weren't for the fact that the online is so atrocious. That's the real killer to me.
>pronouns on screen
>shit commentators until the final hour
>no Smash Remix because Nintendo
>no P+ because Nintendo
Literally the only good thing about Smash Con is the 64 combo contest.
>sponsors PLS sponsor this man cmon bro pls just do it PLS just give him 1 dollar please bro pls
Sponsors can smell how cringe and unpopular ibdw is. It's obvious that everyone hates when he wins
Even kodoriN has a good sponsor.
There is no hope for cody
It's fricking hilarious to me that Flyquest exist. The "asian" org. How do they even have money? Who is investing? They aren't profitable.
They’re owned by the Milwaukee Bucks organization I think. Some capital investors trying to capitalize on esports.
>They’re not profitable
Definitely. They’ll probably be gone soon.
Not sure but they have Punk for street figher and jmook. They're making moves.
The branding isnt total dogshit either.
God melee is so shit these days
Marthritis strikes again. If Cody wins this one I’m out.
15K MM
Hbox Puff vs Mango Doc
Who wins?
Neither of them give a single frick about melee at this point.
So it is a question of talent.
Mango wins - sloppily.
hbox is an engineer, mango is a drunk
>is an engineer
do you think getting a bachelors in engineering is difficult?
Do you even watch melee? Nobody does mango reads. Nobody. The guy is generational talent at this one old children's game.
hbox is childless
the day mango's kid turns 18 hbox will frick it silly as a reminder to mango's powerlessness
>hbox fan is a groomer
he really has been pandering to the ultimate crowd
mang0's kid is literally moronic
I remember thinking he talks weirdly for a kid his size perhaps autism
Kid is raised on an iPad, what do you expect?
See that all the time and it makes me sad everytime. Modern parents cant see how evil these devices are for kids
Those "parents" are just trash anyway.
They neglect the kid in other ways anyway, even in a world with no ipads or devices.
They just use the TV instead. They never teach it to read or help it with school. They show conditional love.
When the parents are shit you can't blame ipads because the kid is completely doomed either way.
Quick rundown?
Can Zain win game 5 on dreamland?
Bros, Smash is kinda fricked up right now.
>64 is stuck playing the same few characters on Dreamland because Nintendo will not allow Smash Remix to appear on streams
>P+ blacklisted for the same reason
>Melee crumbling as gameplay is peaking but community is falling apart
>Ultimate slam packed with so many horseshit characters that ruin the competitive aspect
What do?
Melee community isn’t falling apart, you’re just a bigot lmao
Realize that Brawl is the best
Nothing. Just sit back and watch it all burn down. or just dont watch this shit anymore
Has Smash ever been in a worse state than this?
bayonetta era tr4sh was worse
There was a period after armada + before slippi that was pure ass.
Current ultimate is pretty bleak too.
When Brawl was the main game and Smash 4 Bayonetta
when smash 4 was dominated by two of the most excentric homosexuals u would ever meet
Atleast by that time Ultimate hype was through the roof. Nowadays we got jack shit for Smash 6. Game is probably not coming out until atleast 2025.
>15 year old is openly gay
>then a year or two later he admits he was fricking a bunch of gay pros and now that he's broken up with them he calls them out for their illegal actions
HOW COULD THIS HAVE BEEN PREDICTED?
Nah.
Current top players are non-charismatic zoomers loaded up on adderall
They're as boring as their gameplay. It's over.
If mango did that backwards laser you'd all be rubbing your wieners.
But because its cody you hate
Yes.
uuuh.. yeah?
Yes.
I am rubbing my wiener
Why would I stop rubbing my wiener?
I love Brandon’s commentary. So much better than the last duo.
I hate cody but I really dont want zain to win
Why? Zain winning isn't ideal but at least he isn't evil like Cody is.
I suppose you're right
falco main who hasn't applied his hemorhhoid cream
>2015
>I am 22 years of age
>watching Apex 2015
>2AM Monday morning, have to get up for university classes in a few hours
>PPMD is cucking the Swedes
>Mango and Leffen just had the first $1000 money match in bracket
>aMSa made a top 8 at a major
>the Salty Suite the night before was historical
>2023
>I am 30 years of age
>I'm watching new players duke it out
>most players I used to watch are dead and gone
>Salty Suites basically don't exist anymore, no one gives a frick about "feuds" to even bother
>everyone is old
The truth of the matter is the average competitor is like 10 years older and people are too mature to get into feuds over video games
Suites basically don't exist anymore, no one gives a frick about "feuds" to even bother
It was worth it for Slippi.
You don't care because you don't play.
But Slippi is the best thing to ever happen for this game.
Locals were always and continue to be dogshit.
>You don't care because you don't play.
But I do.
back then all the gods were interesting and it was so exciting
zain and cody are fricking boring
lol boomer
The first tournament I ever watched was Evo 2015 when I was 12 years old.
OLIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Every time i watch this game cody wins. Disgusted, i drop this game for 3 months and then watch cody win again and repeat
Beautiful finish from Zain. Wow
Zain is the goat
POOOOOO
INNNNN
LLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Uhmmmm hes a paki acskcully
>red marth
>fair
>dair
It's been over 20 years btw
remember that zain gf is white
>best smash game ever made
>online is shit and dead
what are you talking about moron/
moronic stuff, don't mind me
Slippi is extremely alive. Even in shithole remote areas of south east asia.
How would you know that?
sorry everybody my ethernet cord unplugged itself and i didn't realize it so i was sitting on the character select screen for like 15 minutes
slippi is still very active
That was disgusting. I feel like Zain has slowly been overcoming his choking habits
Definitely. He choked Collision against Jmook this year. But that’s really it.
Moky is #5? Dayum
>IBDW
>Ranked #2, first for losers
>can't get sponsored
>no chin, ugly, pasty
>awkward, autistic
>has a cope boyfriend that he dresses up as a girl because he can't get a real girl
>Zain
>Ranked #1, the best player for the last four years
>sponsored by the best organization at the moment
>nice hair, beard, generally good looking guy
>casually chill and charismatic
>has a white aryan gf
It's unreal how badly the motherfricker gets mogged by this pajeet.
Zain’s GF isn’t really aryan. But otherwise I agree.
>Zain
>good looking
Come on now.
If he’s not at least a 6 I need to kill myself right now
>troon not dressing like a middle school emo challenge: impossible
It's a mental illness.
WOULD
moky about to get the best head of his life
How the FRICK is Moky balding already
It's so over
its a cowlick, dumbfrick
cope
who's the crossdresser
Who is that? are they a troon?
>why won't anyone sponsor the troonyfricker who publicly shares stories of his disgusting sex life and lies about fricking his own mother for attention
beats me
I really wish I didn't look into this. Holy shit lmao
hello stinky smashies
Reminder that it's over, and it's never been more over than it is now.
To be fair ibdw probably has the metrics in terms of followers and stream and such to justify a small sponsor, but I imagine everyone in charge at various orgs simply checks him out for 5 mins and goes “I dunno man I just don’t like him”
The dude is an HR nightmare waiting to happen.
>history of lying about sexual encounters with his own mother for attention
>publicly announces to have a host of mental illnesses that he is on medications for
>goes on stream talking about fricking his boyfriend in the ass
>does weird shit like popping off screaming in Hbox's face and hugging him
You'd have to be insane to want to attach your business to this guy. It is pretty hilarious though how everyone in the "community" has to constantly pretend like they don't understand this and be like "Yo man sponsors someone sponsor this man!" and gas him up.
I don’t think anyone cares about any of that. I really think people just don’t vibe with him
wait he lied about fricking his mom? what?
moky is mini-leffen therefore i am rooting for him
You guys are melee only or do you watch Ultimate also?
depends
is there anything interesting going on in ult top 8?
Zss in top 8 winners
meh
wasnt zss always good?
Cant watch ultimate, its just not interesting. Why cant we have PM or smash remix
nintendie ruins everything
I'll play Ultimate but I would rather watch my own infant child die a stillbirth than sit through even one set of Steve vs Anime Sword Character.
I watched a bit of ult in the background, saw dabuz clutch two matches, that was cool
Will probably watch ult until only cancer chars are left since I’m on vacation and can stay up
I wish I never browsed Ganker
I wouldn't be so transphobic and self hating and would be able to be open and accepting of myself
I want to die
What you are is a man.
What you're speaking of is the very opposite of accepting that.
have a nice day troony
stop browsing Ganker then, idiot.
>letting the morons here influence you like that
try not being so weak willed
He speaks the truth. Go to a therapist or 41%.
"trans" and "transphobic" are memes. You're just mentally ill and got infected by an internet trend. If it makes you feel better, it is mostly not your fault, but your parent's fault.
It wont get better. I'm afraid. Seriously consider suicide.
hbox losing to moky would be more embarrassing than anything mang0 has done this year
Why is the current state of Ultimate supposedly so bad? Haven't been paying attention so i'm genuinely curious
Fighters Pass #2
One word: DLC
If you don't want to BE Zelda you are gay as frick
Honestly ultimate is still pretty interesting and full of competition its just usually the lamest players end up filling the top 8s.
REMINDER THAT MOKY POSTS/SAMEgayS HERE CLAIMING TO BE /ourguy/
nobody ITT has talked about the games since winners semis
this is a shit tourney
>zain ibdw hbox moky
Are we supposed to talk about how fricking boring and gay the top 4 is?
Zain vs Moky would be cool
But there's a 0% chance it will fricking happen
I miss swiss format at lud's tourney. Everyone got to play so you could just skip garbage shit
There's nothing exciting about watching players you don't give a frick about no matter how good the gameplay.
This is true. I wish Jmook, Plup, and Wizzy entered Melee the game is far better with them playing.
Does anyone truly get excited when Hbox lands the rest?
Yes
Hbox has not been in contention for tournaments for so long now it’s actually fun to root for him
im watching /ourguy/ moky 🙂
Canadian and is a whiny b***h, pass. We already got rid of Leffen.
moky is a b***h still salty that he got styled on by a low tier a month ago
>OH GOD I HOPE HE FORGETS ABOUT THOSE TWEETS
MIND BROKEN
What a way to frick that up.
chokey
oof
hgod mindbroke both mango and moky back to back
Box Man stay winning
He moked he doked he fkn croaked
CHOKY THE homosexual
GLAD HE LEARNED HIS PLACE
>hbox actually made losers finals without trying
I genuinely want Hbox to win this tournament. Frick the new players honestly. Zain is alright, but I want to see Hbox do a big fat pop off on these zoomers.
Sorry hbox will never beat cody again
hbox can beat cody, zain is another story, especially two sets of zain in a row
>hbox can beat cody
Did you just timetravel from 2021?
I mean he beat him once this year during coinbox
>inb4 online doesn't count
Look man I’m sorry, it’s not happening. Hbox will never beat cody again.
>hmw moves to cleveland
>starts to look like complete shit
not surprising tbh
>acting like a b***h last second
why do melee players always start throwing as soon as they're losing. such babies
Melee is an incredibly demoralizing game to be losing at, it's easy to get mindbroken.
moky literally cannot handle losing to hbox, didnt you see him laugh nervously like a homosexual after getting btfo'd just now?
dudes a canadian leffen
>tried to get into competitive smash
>kirby main
guess i've gotta start learning 64
just play puff with a korbie skin
Screencap this, transphobes
Cody beats hbox, then beats zain from loser's side 🙂
>melee is in such a bad state, rooting for hbox to win is the best choice
>Noooo a guy who was the undisputed best player like 5 years ago now being an underdog means the game is le dead!!!
HES MOKING HES CHOKING
>fall to the same thing twice
>frick up the air dodge and die
what was that match
I actually don't care about the mom and troonyfricking, I just hate Cody because he represents the most boring version of Fox play where he will just nickel and dime opponents until he can back air bully them off stage and shine them. He shits his pants about Puff but he plays Fox like Puff. Hbox at least makes funny reads all the time. Watching IBDW play a Fox set is like watching someone do math.
>scar and toph
gone
>mango, hbox
dont care about the game
m2k, ppmd, armada
not playing anymore
>top players poo in loo and insufferable gay guy
>pronouns displayed
it's over
>scar and toph
>gone
good
oh ok... actually you guys are right I love listening to junebug
multiple things can be bad at the same time
>scar and toph
>gone
That is a good thing.
the last thing we need are commentators nut hugging mango right now, no scar and toph is a good thing