>*survives an ambush where dozens of her tribesmen die horribly*. >hmm braids will take forever to dry off

>*survives an ambush where dozens of her tribesmen die horribly*
>hmm braids will take forever to dry off
>huh rain, my boots will get damp
>getting soaked from melted snow...
does this b***h ever shut the frick up

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    And you can't turn it off.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see op walk ten kilometres in soggy animal ass boots.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >playing garbage
    You deserve listening to her bullshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well I mean annoying whining aside the game is still fun also maybe if she didn't look like a little boy with a fat face I'd probably be more than happy to put up with it

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone post a photo example of a man who enjoys playing this game title?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It is a fun game and she's not really ugly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >she
      Bruh it's Nikocado

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah she IS ugly and has a weird body, thankfully you can fix it with mods. although it doesn't work for all outfits

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >well-developed core
        >tiny matchstick arms

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No but they explain why she's such an annoying sperg by revealing that Elisabeth was deep in the spectrum and since Aloy is essentially a clone of her, she's also very deep in the spectrum.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you all so obsessed with her look.
    She looks completely fine.

    What I dislike is that you can't walk 20 feet without bumping into some multi-racial group of eloquent savages complaining about something that's 10 feet away from them.
    And on top of that everyone has incredibly clean trash taped all over themselves so it all looks like messy visual vomit.

    how Aloy looks is the least of this game's design problems.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you playing that game OP? That game is trash

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All video games are shit according to Ganker. Thankfully I don't listen to you or I wouldn't play anything at all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hey we don't say everything is shit

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Modern AAA games have this weird habit where they believe "if characters talk all the time and comment on every inane thing it makes them seem more human" and "more human=good writing" so you just have a lot of AAA shit where characters never shut the frick up

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's autistic as frick in the game (yes actually autistic) so it makes sense why she's like this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate when autism is portrayed by female characters, it's incredibly unrealistic. I've known maybe three autistic women my whole life. The only reason it is done is, hilariously, misogyny. People interpret autism as something scary so when you have a woman be autistic it is less so. It's incredible. If you tried to have a male protagonist who was autistic you would not be allowed to show him as anything but either a creep or a potential serial killer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Accountantman was honest-to-god autistic and gives every Ryan Gosling character a run for his "literally me" money and he's played by Ben Affleck.

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