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Speaking of uprisings, it's fricking moronic how they're always hostile to everyone in CK2, I was doing a liberate countrymen casus belli war and a fricking uprising of the people I was trying to liberate spawned right on the county my army was in and fricked everything up by attacking me
The Pope should also excommunicate that country instantly and then start paying all other christian countries to eradicate your bloodline and take your lands.
Rumours of homosexualry did not work too well for the Templars.
In reality the pope wouldn't even need to get involved with a homosexual ruler. These things solve themselves internally. Kings have been killed by their own family for just being suspected as gay in England.
>Kings have been killed by their own family for just being suspected as gay in England
Wait, which ones? All the assassinations I am thinking of were blatant powergrab, not because they were gay
As if Sweden has anything to do with the largely anglophone obsession with historical media reflecting contemporary society. Crusader Kings 3 was a joke from the start anyway; they succumbed to the moronic incest and quirky roleplay memes, just like they did with CK2 later in its lifespan.
That was already a thing, they have all kinds of special ahistorical rules you can play with, it was just disabled by default. They didn't make it enabled by default right?
Everytime I play this game I always start out as a white man with max height, white hair and red eyes (House of the White devil) maxed out everything with all the traits and a wife with the same using a exploit. Then I proceed to seduce every single Rulers wife and concubines in particular the black/Asian/Middle Eastern rulers, and murder ever single heir until all my bastards sons are 1st in line to inherent.
Surprised Parajews didn't sell it as a DLC.
Isn't this the same game where you can rape your daughters?
It's not rape. My daughter-wives love me.
history?
I mean you can force your kids to marry you in this game, i am surprised this wasn't in the game at launch.
There should be some sort of penalty for it like uprisings there's no way medieval people would accept their leaders being gay
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Speaking of uprisings, it's fricking moronic how they're always hostile to everyone in CK2, I was doing a liberate countrymen casus belli war and a fricking uprising of the people I was trying to liberate spawned right on the county my army was in and fricked everything up by attacking me
The Pope should also excommunicate that country instantly and then start paying all other christian countries to eradicate your bloodline and take your lands.
Rumours of homosexualry did not work too well for the Templars.
In reality the pope wouldn't even need to get involved with a homosexual ruler. These things solve themselves internally. Kings have been killed by their own family for just being suspected as gay in England.
>Kings have been killed by their own family for just being suspected as gay in England
Wait, which ones? All the assassinations I am thinking of were blatant powergrab, not because they were gay
Edward II
What cultures is that allowed in?
But can you marry a donkey?
>Men are basically like moronic donkeys
Very true.
As if Sweden has anything to do with the largely anglophone obsession with historical media reflecting contemporary society. Crusader Kings 3 was a joke from the start anyway; they succumbed to the moronic incest and quirky roleplay memes, just like they did with CK2 later in its lifespan.
>As if Sweden has anything to do with the largely anglophone obsession with historical media reflecting contemporary society.
>As if Sweden has anything to do with the largely anglophone obsession with historical media reflecting contemporary society.
Du har ingen aning.
That was already a thing, they have all kinds of special ahistorical rules you can play with, it was just disabled by default. They didn't make it enabled by default right?
lel, crusaders fighting in the holy land for their brother-fricking king and asking themselves "are we the bad guys?"
Everytime I play this game I always start out as a white man with max height, white hair and red eyes (House of the White devil) maxed out everything with all the traits and a wife with the same using a exploit. Then I proceed to seduce every single Rulers wife and concubines in particular the black/Asian/Middle Eastern rulers, and murder ever single heir until all my bastards sons are 1st in line to inherent.
>(House of the White devil)
>allow same-sex marriage in your kingdom
>entire world declares war on you
wooooooooooow
>a game about family lineage adds feature that stops your family lineage
Its perfect, you just make your rival to marry another dude and your dynasty will remain in control
reminder that crusader kings had bear sex before Ganker pretended to be outraged about it
THERE WAS NO SAME SEX MARRIAGE IN THE MIDDLE AGES moronS! What do they mean "finally" as if it made sense?
>have gay marriage
>no heirs
>lineage ended
>game over
They're also introducing a new mechanic where you can adopt children you've abducted from other people.
When will they add a Ukrainian culture?
>huwyte woman in leadership position, flanked by her cuck husband and pet sand Black person