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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    what if you can't beat your personal best

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    so kill myself?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who is this "xbox" guy?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Xbox is the CEO of Microsoft

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        then who is this Ganker I keep hearing about?

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    That’s because you can’t message somebody or you’ll get banned, can’t talk shit or you’ll get banned, can’t win games or you’ll get banned

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    No one here can even make an argument why they are wrong

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're somewhat right in that you'll almost always come up short when comparing yourself to others.
    The problem is that many gamers are at the point in their lives where their reflexes and critical thinking skills diminish with each passing day. Beating yesterday's version of you becomes more and more unlikely.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >critical thinking skills diminish
      No way, that's bullshit.
      >Scientists have long known that our ability to think quickly and recall information, also known as fluid intelligence, peaks around age 20 and then begins a slow decline.
      Well frick me.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Scientists have long known
        How could they have known for long if their ability to recall that information diminished?

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because they written it down?

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Shit. This makes sense.
            For how long did we have this technology?

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh frick I wish I thought of that before forgetting how to write, frick me

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      accept that we're not the one that tell the rules
      accept that we're gettin more and more degenerate till the moment we're gone
      its just how the world works, being the best cod player till you're 90y sounds lame anyway

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You are your own enemy

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it’s not a good game, why bother?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      is he black? can't tell

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    But they have no games

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jordan Peterson being regurgitated by a videogame brand
    dude what

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't ever fricking tell me to calm down you soulless wagie fricks. this IS me having fun

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate these uplifting messages

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >yesterday's version of yourself
    Way to deadname 42% of gamers, Phil

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Then feel even worse because with every successive try, I am somehow doing worse?

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Xbox really told us to beat off if we're bad at games lol

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based. I WILL play on easy mode.

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Become a woman?

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    The last time I beat myself my parents locked me in a mental hospital for two weeks. Do you think they'll be more lenient if I told them Xbox told me to?

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based?

  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >xkiddies having mental breakdowns comparing themselves to superior nintenchads and sonybros
    >instead improving as people and gittin' gud they turn to motivational twitter screencaps
    CANNOT make this shit up

  21. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks Xbox I’ll try beating Zelda 2 again

  22. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Highschool me will fricking trash me at games.

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