Tainted Cain

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >leave all pickups
    >find secret room
    >constantly replace my active item in secret room to generate bone hearts
    >create strong damage items to make room clear easier
    >create R button
    >repeat the run several times to get almost every ending possible in a single several hour run
    >never have to play him again
    >use same technique to get lost poster with broken items
    >deliberately die and revive as the lost on the final boss
    >beat the game with the lost for free
    >rinse and repeat with any revive item
    so broken he breaks other characters too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >spending several hours on a single isaac run
      The human body can only take so much Isaac, anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cheers for teaching me how to play this dumbass character, he's one of the last for my 100% completion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >using external websites to look up item shit
      trash character

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make it a Devil Room exclusive. Now devil deals have their own Godhead equivalent.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Isaac players b***h about shitty item pools for years
      >complain when Repentance fixes them
      Why?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Damocles in S Tier when it's only takeable as The Lost

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You don't feel lucky, anon?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >a game with an instakill item when fricking curse of LOL YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO TAKE good luck exists
            Isaac is garbage now.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You have to actually activate it first dumbass. You pick it up as an active item.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Most people that yell about Repentence being too hard or unfair have never played it for more than 10 minutes, more news at 11

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i love isaac to death but repentance genuinely pushed the game too far into one direction because kilburn is autistic and plays the game with no fricking items.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                and which direction is that, exactly?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                stacking nerfs ontop of nerfs ontop of nerfs ontop of nerfs is not good balancing, just look at devil deals, you could have nerfed them (while making angel deals better) in 1 fricking way be it removing the health cheese, or making things more expensive or nerfing individual items. but no kilburn did all 3 of these things at the same fricking time. also if you watch literally any of his ama's kilburn genuinely just dislikes items being strong on their own, the mindset of wanting to nerf shit like echo chamber and r key despite being insanely rare items in an item pool you usually have to force to even get he just wants the game to be some hard as frick bullet hell game that isaac was never about. repentance does a lot of things great but sometimes it's genuinely just annoying and not fun to play.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                All of nerfed items are still top tier or great, they were just too OP before.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >they were just too OP before
                and? it's a roguelite, you know what feels good playing a roguelite and has felt good while playing isaac for the pass 10 fricking years? getting lucky and getting a op item. i don't understand this obsession with op items = bad when that's one of the best things about isaac is getting that one run winning item or run winning synergy for the passed 10 years, why do we pretend like we werent going for infinite hp in flash isaac. also

                >nerf godhead the item you get by completeing the losts postit note that gets harder every expansion
                >doesn't nerf sacred heart despite it being a better item you get for installing the game

                kilburn just does not make any sense.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >muh nerfs
                game has never been easier than it is right now

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it's an active, moron.

                Never played Isaac: Frick You Expansion, I just saw that shit and figured it was typical for that shit game to be that goddamn evil.
                I quit playing Isaac after AB+ which aws fricking bad enough. Frick all the bullshit they've added since.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i have never played repentance but it's bad
                hush anon, the adults are talking.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Did you need to touch a hot stove or stick a fork in a wall socket to learn not to do that? Same thing, child. I watched people play it and decided not to fricking bother because it looked like shit.

                >Never played Isaac: Frick You Expansion
                No wonders, repentence actually fixed most problems with AB+

                Repentance undoes some of the worst things about AB+, such as portals being everywhere and some boss rooms being closet size.

                Oh fricking bullshit. Game goes all in on fricking unfair bullshit at every goddamn turn which was heavy in AB+ but at least wasn't goddamn everywhere. This is what you get when you base a fricking expansion on some shitty half-thought out fan mod.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh fricking bullshit
                Anon, You yourself admited that you havent played it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I watched people play it. Learn to read. And if you think that doesn't count, keep learning to read and note my comparison.
                For frick's sake, kids will do anything to deny that a game they've gotten sucked into that's a fricking pile of trash is anything but.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >keep learning to read and note my comparison.
                What comparition? You have not explained how Repentence is worse than AB+ which had portals spawning infinite enemies in floor 1, i swear that you are the first person that claims that is worse than AB+.
                Even contrarians e-celebs agree that it fixed most problems of AB+

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >portals spawning infinite enemies in floor 1
                Fixed in one of the first patches. You aren't even trying to make a rational argument.

                almost all of them are in the deliberately harder but more rewarding alternate path

                Oh really, the path that you need to take to unlock shit, that path? Why don't I just not take that path and NOT BOTHER WITH THE FRICKING EXPANSION IN THE FIRST PLACE THEN?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                how dare the game have progression and unlockables on an alternate path new to the expansion, this has literally never happened before

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >which had portals spawning infinite enemies in floor 1
                if you are trying to argue against the dude you can at least pretend like you played ab+ passed launch

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Game goes all in on fricking unfair bullshit at every goddamn turn
                how? doesnt matter how you look at it repentence is an obvious improvement from AB+

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You look at all the fricking bullshit unfair goddamn movement/attack pattern enemies that were added and you dare fricking say this? Jesus frick, you're delusional.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                almost all of them are in the deliberately harder but more rewarding alternate path

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                alt path is unironically the easier path to take once you get good
                whoever did the rooms for it was very careful to not add moronic bullshit rooms that you can just take straight up unavoidable damage on, while the regular path has those by the dozen

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >unfair goddamn movement/attack pattern enemies that were added
                All new enemies and bosses can be defeated without taking damage, Mother is hard but can be beaten without picking items and being good at dodging.
                The only bosses with unavoidable damage are Delirium and maybe matriarchy, they are from AB+ and the first will be fixed this year.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Good luck getting any time-sensitive achievements though.
                without a proper build, it is mathematically impossible.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Good luck getting any time-sensitive achievements though.
                There are only 2 of them, Which are only hard to get with t. cain, t. lost and maybe t- lazarus

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                get off the board and finish the fricking update kilburn you lazy frick, no one cares if u can nohit the game with no items.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Delirium is like half a decade old, no one cares what's allegedly going to happen this year because everyone already moved on from this shit. Your theorycrafting is moronic also. No one does what you've described. They die until they get good enough items and then they win. The end.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Mother and the Beast are probably the easiest final/superbosses to no-hit, Mother only has one really fricky attack and the Beast is just a DPS check.
                Mega Satan is harder to just roll over since it's a segmented fight and he has some nasty bullet patterns, Hush has been bugged since Repentance came out, Ultra Greedier is a steeper DPS check in a run that's more RNG dependent than the normal game, and Delirium goes without saying.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                t isaac was one of the easiest full completions for me. You guys sure you're not moronic? It's mostly low health characters+delirium/ultra greed or slow character+boss rush that are tough clears.

                Delirium still exists. The worst thing in the game is the barometer of how shit the game is overall.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Delirium still exists.
                Yes, is planned to get a rework before the year ends.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Never played Isaac: Frick You Expansion
                No wonders, repentence actually fixed most problems with AB+

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Repentance undoes some of the worst things about AB+, such as portals being everywhere and some boss rooms being closet size.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think that the only things that Rpentence needs to Fix is delirium, some rooms being almost impossible for t javob or t Lost and Greddier

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Name 5 game-ruining items from Repentence

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              it's an active, moron.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I always take Damocles, i think i have never died for it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >member card s tier
        Why? With limited coins (that you could have spent on something else with equal value anyway) and limited shops the value of this item is fairly low. Even if you do have 99 coins most of the items you get here are inconsequential to the run as a whole. You're probably just rating it highly because you got R key on sale once.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >are inconsequential
          Factually false

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >trust me guys this quality 2 incredibly conditional item is actually better than revelation and psy fly!!!!!!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Member Card and The Stairway were both borderline, I bumped them up to S at the last minute. I play Tainted Keeper a lot so I'm definitely biased.
          Both of them are more item generation and generally good item generation, Member Card gives you a way to spend your money if you get cucked out your last shops by Greed which is nice. Red Key also probably doesn't give THAT much value after Ultra Secret Rooms got nerfed (though you can also go for Error rooms with it) but it's really fun to do a run with, which is important.

          >trust me guys this quality 2 incredibly conditional item is actually better than revelation and psy fly!!!!!!

          You can get Revelation from the Member Card shop :^)

          >twisted pair in s tier
          >incubus not in s tier
          >when they're literally the same thing

          Incubus isn't a new item, I only ranked the items new to Repentance. The old items are organized by how/if they were changed in Repentance. I made it in response to people who still somehow claim that Repentance made the game worse even though as you can see it introduced or improved way more good items than bad ones.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            why did you put brimstone in buffed when it clearly wasnt.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            more than half of the items that got buffed got meme shit like moms underwear getting 4 (four) blue flies on pickup.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >twisted pair in s tier
        >incubus not in s tier
        >when they're literally the same thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      or hear me out, revert the nerf to brimstone, take out some of the shitty items in the devil room pool.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would an item called C Section be related with the Devil?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah frick that, put it in the curse room.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand why any of the base-game items need a nerf when you're going to make one of the most busted, low-effort items in existence anyways.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        welcome to kilburn isaac where he makes bombs borderline unusable in the beast fight because of my astronomically niche golden bomb mechanic.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    T. Jacob needs either Dark Esau to deal no damage to Jacob unless he's charging or change the Lost effect to function like the white fire where you revert after clearing a room.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do I win at t. Isaac?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      better question, how do you lose with t. isaac?
      i'm honestly not sure if it's even possible.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can usually get to Hush, but at that point my damage is too low and it goes on for about 8 minutes before I either die, or die slightly later to delirium.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >snowball early game with dmg ups from boss pools
      >change auxiliary items into angel pool items later
      aint so hard

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Before he was patched to have his item recipes be randomized, I actively challenged myself with dumb shit like getting my mega satan mark using only lil haunts and BFF's. That was infinitely more fun. Then I realized stacking finger and red stew was infinitely easier and also let you get boss rush in a super short amount of time. Tech 2/Mysterious liquid also achieved the same thing and was also super frickin easy to get

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >still playing isaac: frick you version
    Downgrade to vanilla Rebirth or better yet, play the old vastly superior Flash game.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >i didn't play it
    >it ruined everything

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This homosexual is still the ultimate luck character post-buff. There are still too many factors when going for specific completion marks.
    My last three marks in the game are literally Boss Rush, Hush, and Delirium for this trash, and its taking the fricking longest.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you even arguing with somebody whose opening line was "I haven't played what I'm complaining about, I consider myself a scholar on it regardless"

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you even play Tainted Cain? Just pray whatever shit you pick up makes good enough items for you to win?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ZAMN!

    TAINTED CAIN WORKS LIKE THAT?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    haven't played t. cain since i did his post-it a couple weeks after repentance launch, did they ever fix generic tear and damage ups being extremely hard to craft due to the shitty quality system?

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