Tales of Bread

How is it that this little game from 2008 is still the best in the series? Why is Bamco unable to surpass it? Great music, best cast, fun gameplay, a compelling story, and a cool world to explore. Genuinely can’t think of an ensemble cast I enjoy more than these guys.

Why can’t the magic be recaptured? What makes Vesperia this impassable bar?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Vesperia is the KH2 of Tales. An unfathomably based game.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But why? I’ve played through the game 4 or 5 times over the years, between the two versions, and I can’t really put my finger on what exactly makes it so great. It’s like there’s this weird intangible aura this game has, it’s just so incredibly comfy to play. Nothing else will scratch the itch once I get the desire to play.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yuri being the most based Tales of protag goes a long way

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do you like abyss?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I do, but I don’t feel the drive to play it again every couple of years like I do with Vesperia

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >original release didn't even have Flynn playable
    Yeah frick you too Bamco

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Xbox beta testers didn’t deserve Flynn

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    that isn't destiny director's cut

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Namco knows they’ll never make a game as good as this again. That’s why they refused to give us the PS3 version for a decade. Tales of Vesperia is so good they wanted people to forget about it so they’d buy the newer, more mediocre Tales games.

    Like I honestly don’t get how this is the one (1) anime game that actually has great English voice acting. Shame they didn’t shell out to get Troy Baker back to do the voice work for Yuri in the Definitive Edition, but I imagine that would have made the whole project too expensive.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t they pretty much lift the combat system from this game for Zesteria or Berseria, and somehow fricked it up?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no, they're completely different
      xillia is similar

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, it was Graces that Zestiria copied and fricked it up.
      Vesperia's combat is the most similar to Xillia but Xillia is faster and has less oomph.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Judith and Estelle.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Or as Yuri calls it, 'any day ending with 'y''

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Or as Yuri calls it, 'any day ending with 'y''

      Yuri is Judith’s man, he very clearly adores Estelle as a little sister. Besides, Rita would never let him hear the end of it if he touched Estelle.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is Vesperia the one JRPG that Ganker can actually agree is good?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty simple, OP. The other games don’t have these two.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I seem to remember Arise being pretty alright

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yuri is based on the other greatest video game protagonist, Kazuma Kiryu

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think a big part of it is that while the cast all have unique designs, they’re also mostly dressed like regular (anime) people. Couldn’t fricking believe it when I went from this to Graces f and had to play as a dude in a fricking Elvis costume. A good comparison is Judith and Milla. Both are sexy and show some skin, but Judith’s costume is very tasteful and, at least as far as fantasy costumes go, looks like something made for combat. Milla looks like she ate part of her costume and then gave up.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >based protag
    >good length and tons of content
    >combat system is fun
    >has an overworld
    Most importantly
    >one of the few HD era JRPGs that feels like a proper adventure where you explore the entire planet

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The game did well, so why wasn’t everybody ripping this shit off? Is it really *that* hard to come up with a good protagonist?

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Estelle
    >Judith
    >Rita
    Why did they all have old lady names?

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yuri straight up watching Ragou die is based as frick. Not a lot of games will bother with genuinely hateable antagonists, but this one nailed it and he isn’t even the main villain

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It represents the end of the era where games were allowed to be released as full, complete products. It’s a huge game that as far as I can recall didn’t have any DLC.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Vesperia
      >complete
      It took them 10 years to give us the full version of the game

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the 360 version is very good and arguably paced better

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It’s basically a demo

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            no one in the west played the ps3 version for 10 years outside of dedicated giga autists and everyone still said the 360 version was the best game in the series

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What would Grimmz think of this game? I can’t play it until I know it’s not woke.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sorry chuddy tale is super woke

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The thing I hated about Tales of Vesperia is the fricking side quests that require you to go to random places all over the map at extremely specific times with no indication where or when you need to go do them. That shit was infuriating.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's like every Tales game?

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >patty interrupts the pacing so the party has to play along with her annoying delusions
    >the witch kid beats the shit out of a child and nobody does anything about it
    I hate this cast

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Patty doesn’t count since she wasn’t part of the original game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >game is pro-child abuse
      >this is somehow a bad thing

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They perfected the formula.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Philia best girl

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Finally continuing my ToDR playthrough from last year. Redpill me on Rerise

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        All armors and Mary, Chelsea, and Kongman's weapons have up to 4 variants per tier. One with great stats but no special effects, one with two special effects but worse stats, a more balanced one with one effect and better stats, and the last one having great stats and two effects but takes a lot more lens to rerise and usually can only be rerised from one variant of the previous tier. Materials can be upgraded through rerise up to 8 times but every time after the first just gives extra stats depending on the color. I find purple and black to be the most broadly useful but it's up to you how to use them, I personally make one of each color for each material I have

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Makes sense. And what I can make is gated by party level right?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah I forgot that part. Some early game armor I found useful enough to grind until I could make them were Lovable for Rutee and Knight Wear for Leon, for Resist Blow and Resist Wind respectively. Unfortunately Rutee can't get Resist Earth until you return to Phandaria. But Stahn should most of the time wear something that resists water, Woodrow fire, and Philia light.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They'll very likely never create a Tales game this good and full of content ever again. It came out so long ago at this point, and I doubt most of the talent that pieced it together during development is still working at Bandai Namco. And if they are, they're probably working on some lame Gundam shit.

    Vesperia truly has everything you could want in a traditional JRPG. The combat's fun as frick, the cast is great and the protagonist rules, the music's very cool and atmospheric when it wants to be, there's lots of hidden content and side quests (even if they're nonsensically paced), it has a great traditional world map to explore, and it's satisfying from beginning to end.

    Honestly if you ask me, I'm just happy we got the remaster. Whenever I'm in the mood to enjoy Tales again, I'll replay this or Abyss.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Most fun Tales character I ever played as. You haven't lived until you've Reaper Knocked.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's the most complete game. Other entries before and after might have some things better than Vesperia, but also have huge drawbacks that make them inferior.
    Graces F gameplay was better but almost everything else was a huge downgrade
    I enjoyed the wacky cast of Berseria more, but objectively the game looks muddy, ugly, and gameplay is balanced as frick.
    Playing the dejap translation for Phantasia invokes deep nostalgia I don't get with a lot of very old game and really pushed the SF to its limits but it's not something I will ever replay.

    I played the 360 of Vesperia three times, PS3 version once, and the Definitive edition on PS4 once. There is no other 80+ hour RPG I've replayed that many times, except Final Fantasy Tactics.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, what version of Vespesia do i play? I'll give this series another chance because i remember trying hard to like it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Definitive is all that's available on modern consoles/PC so that.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong game

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you use anyone besides the main character you didn't beat the game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If you didn't beat the game as many times as there are playable characters maining a different one each time and never swapping to someone else you didn't beat the game

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