Tears Of The Kingdom

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Link if he Texan

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only interesting scenario in this situation is cutting down the tree. Every other way is easier and less fun. This is not good design.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      BotW teaching you to cut down trees to make bridges in the tutorial area only to then immediately give you the paraglider and rendering the mechanic completely pointless was so fricking stupid

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they saying the sound design was changed in TotK? BotW didn't have realistic echoes and whatnot?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it makes sense why it took 6 years to make, especially with covid slowing down development for 2 years, but they should have spent an extra year and a half to add more content (dungeons, enemies, bosses) to really make it a 11/10 game, instead of a 8.5/10
      maybe next time

      yep, revamped, and it's very impressive
      also more stuff used physics, meaning the engine will be totally ready for vr when they decide to make the jump
      having proper sound occlusion matters a lot in vr

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It took about 3 years to make. They weren't working on it for 6. You're stupid if you think so. It's an expansion.

        Saying "Totk isn't a technically impressive video game" is fricking laughable. It's obvious you're seething. You have to standing in overwhelming evidence to contrary. It even won a Bafta this month for Technical Achievement.

        TotK makes every other game look like childish dogshit.

        >is laughable

        Why? Justify your view

        I have played video games since the 80s, worked on mods and a commercial game, and work in IT/have deep technical understanding of computers, graphics etc. I hope you know what you're talking about.

        Or you can put your tail between your legs because justifying your opinion is unknown to you.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I have played video games since the 80s, worked on mods and a commercial game, and work in IT/have deep technical understanding of computers, graphics etc. I hope you know what you're talking about.
          Prove that first, Eric

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Yeah bro I'm just going to lie and make an argument in bad faith but I'm expecting you to engage with me and give me the time of day
          If you were such a boy genius, and not a shitposter, maybe you could watch the video and come to a conclusion.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why? Justify your view

          Just watch the video in the OP.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Yeah bro I'm just going to lie and make an argument in bad faith but I'm expecting you to engage with me and give me the time of day
            If you were such a boy genius, and not a shitposter, maybe you could watch the video and come to a conclusion.

            I'm asking you to put it in your own words I'm not asking about a video

            I notice zoomers can't do this.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm asking you to put it in your own words I'm not asking about a video

              Don't need to. You'll just deny it like you spent 8 years denying BotW.

              TotK is considered a technical masterpiece and you can't do anything but seethe on Ganker.

              What does that feel like?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >IT/have deep technical understanding of computers, graphics etc.

          You don't even understand the difference between 2D and 3D LMFAOO

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They weren't working on it for 6
          as soon as they finished the DLC for botw, they started TOTK

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Botw had no sound

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes it did. all the sounds in totk were ripped off from botw

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    zelda spam always sucks. Just saying.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watching this video just reminds me how utterly inept and and soulless every other developer is.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We don't deserve Nintendo.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We don't deserve shitty cashgrabs like this one, yes.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's really telling that whenever they talk about game design in BotW they always focus on the plateau and not any later area.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Erictroony you lost and got raped 😉

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And this is why nobody will ever take Bingtendo seriously. Mature developers like Sony on the other hand know their target audience very well.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >forgot image

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sonic is more mature than God of War.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Surely that's a edit?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          nope

          ?si=-LrvP5elMfIh91Y9

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that dsp?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is lmao. They literally made God of War Ragnarok for him. He also got mad about it on stream because they "stole his footage."

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >company that spend hundreds of millions making a game lets you stream it and make money off the stream
            >get mad that they use your "content" for a slide show presentation

            lmao, content "creators" (thieves) are pathetic.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        why they need all these empty phrases like theme comprehension when the only thing that matters is if the game feels fun or not.
        these frickers spend so much time focused on superfluous fluff when mario 64 changed the world because it was fun to walk and jump(and even still today the movement feels great) and halo changed the fps with shields.

        what happened to core design and mechanics? why do they act like they’re solved and don’t need to be different anymore?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        WOooooooooooooow

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The frick is theme comprehension? You sure it's not the developers smelling their own fart?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Santa Monica Studios hates playing games so much even their own that they resort to using dsp footage

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >forgot image

      ToTK is a bad game because if you optimize the fun out of it then all of the sandbox mechanics are pointless. Even my unborn child could come to this rational conclusion.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is that they forgot to make a game around all of these supposedly cool mechanics. There's no point in any of it, when every aspect is trivial.

    >combat is trivial, you can just button mash enemies to death
    >puzzles are trivial, you can just skip them and still get the reward
    >terrain navigation is also trivial, since you can just fly over everything

    What's impressive?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely nothing you wrote is even remotely true.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but
        >combat is trivial, you can just button mash enemies to death
        Every enemy can be stunlocked and mashed except for field bosses just by not finishing your combo, field bosses themselves are just gearchecks + 1 gimmick barring lynels (a well designed enemy I suppose, good for nintendo)
        >puzzles are trivial, you can just skip them and still get the reward
        90% can be solved with a shield rocket and glider, it's true that it isn't every one, but it is for most
        >terrain navigation is also trivial, since you can just fly over everything
        even people that don't watch videos figure out the hover bike or something similar when playing, and then that becomes the absolute best mode of transport for the rest of the game, even my nephew who never watched anything about the game at all figured out their own version of the bike. Depending on how you build it, it also solves navigation in most caves.

        I still enjoyed the game but they're right, it is designed to be easy and trivialized by anyone who wants to do so, rather than designed with challenges that need to be overcome in unique ways. It's also terribly balanced with the progression, so enemies simply out-stat creative solutions after you've progressed, and you are further incentivized to regress to cheese strategies instead of exploring creative or interesting solutions. It's genuinely as though they never playtested any of the new things added in the game against harder enemies, and the sages (particularly the robot sage) are absolute evidence of this.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Every enemy can be stunlocked and mashed except for field bosses just by not finishing your combo

          Red on Minimap

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you can stunlock a single non boss level enemy at a time
          This really does not matter at all

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and you are further incentivized to regress to cheese strategies instead of exploring creative or interesting solutions
          that was a problem in master mode on botw too. I just cheesed the enemies because anything else was ineffective.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >enter shrine
        >take out rocket fused to shield (have 10 of them in my inventory because shielding isn't necessary as backflipping or side hopping into a flurry rush is more effective than a shield parry, another reason why combat is meaningless), extra rockets are also easy to come by
        >cheese sections to the entirety of the shrine

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can do this in about 5/150 shrines. And Nintendo encourages players to think outside of the box like this. Try again.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Yeah we've moved on. Now Zelda gives us the Hyrule we could only dream about as kids.
            Yeah, overly cinematic trash that pushes you on rails with no freedom. lol

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >ACsnoytroony seething and can't read
              Kek

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"Nintendo encourages thinking outside the box and freedom"
                >try to skip the intro and tutorial
                >"NO NOT LIKE THAT"

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your troonycession that you lost troony wiki games 😉
                You haven't play it, btw

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                see[...]

                Funny how even OOT has ways to get past the intro and tutorial, and you can even skip the deku tree if you try hard enough. But with a supposedly free and open game, they absolutely demand complete compliance by putting up magic invisible death barriers and event flags you can't skip around.

                Damn you must hate every Zelda game for the past 30 years which all have opening cutscene and linear tutorials.

                Why do you hate Zelda so much?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >super metroid is trash because you can't skip ceres
                Got it.

                >BUT WHAT ABOUT OLDER GAMES!

                So much for TOTK and BOTW "reinventing the series" when they have to constantly justify bad decisions by pointing to older games. You know, unless I'm mistaken, there's no rule written that says that you have to copy every single problem from past titles. That means that there should be no problem with letting you skip the intro, or letting you skip the tutorial. Games have been letting you do that for decades.

                Honestly, I might not have even considered this to be such a damning aspect of the game. We could've just looked at TOTK's tutorial and said "wow that's kinda silly, they should improve it" and then we could move on. But no, you insist that the tutorial is perfect, and that NOW linearity without freedom is a good thing, in an open world game.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >wall of fanfiction
                Sm is trash because you can't skip ceres.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Romhacks have proven otherwise. I can't even remember the last one that forces Ceres.

                So what about those older games?
                obviously, you must hate them too.

                And no, you would have moved on ACsnoytroony the subhuman.
                Especially since you worship the cinematic trash AC6

                To be fair, I haven't touched a vanilla Zelda game in ages. Every one, from LTTP to MM, have been heavily modified with mods and hacks. It just feels great not having an intro shoved in your face. Randomizers are really fun because of it.

                Wrong again schizo. Have great presentation and excellent game design are not flaws. Try again.

                And yes BotW and TotK improve by having an actual world to go adventuring in with complete freedom and no handholding.

                Die mad.

                >Have great presentation and excellent game design are not flaws
                Except you cited previous games as "putrid dogshit" because they had linear level design. Now you have to backtrack because TOTK suffers from it too, and you can't admit even a tiny bit of fault.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Romhacks have proven otherwise. I can't even remember the last one that forces Ceres.
                Romhacks are irrelevant, otherwise you can make the same "argument" with a totk mod that skips the intro.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Randomizers are really fun because of it.
                Bad game design, ew.
                And ACsnoytroony, if mods count why would a mod for totk count?
                So now you lost 😉

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Romhacks have proven otherwise. I can't even remember the last one that forces Ceres.
                Romhacks are irrelevant, otherwise you can make the same "argument" with a totk mod that skips the intro.

                >Romhacks are irrelevant, otherwise you can make the same "argument" with a totk mod that skips the intro.
                Do they count for TOTK? Because according to you, if I was able to skip the intro, it would completely and utterly ruin the game. Just like how you complain about mods that disable weapon durability.

                Not a very strong game when a few tiny mods completely ruin it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Do they count for TOTK?
                Sure.
                >Because according to you, if I was able to skip the intro, it would completely and utterly ruin the game.
                Fanfiction.
                >Just like how you complain about mods that disable weapon durability.
                Fanfiction.
                Go back to calling nintendo israeli and zelda fan trannies.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Fanfiction.
                Then why can't I skip the intro?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because super metroid is cinematic trash. You said so yourself.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >acgay actually admitted that SM is a snoy moviegame

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Do they count for TOTK
                No.
                Sounds like a moronic you from you.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Not a very strong game when a few tiny mods completely ruin it.
                According to you, a mod that madeAC6 Cutscenes unskipabble would do the same 😉

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would you make the cutscenes unskippable? What kind of silly false equivalence is that? It would make the game worse, but it wouldn't ruin it.

                Now explain to me why making a cutscene skippable would somehow destroy TOTK.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why would you make the cutscenes unskippable
                If something so little can ruin the game, then it wasn't good in the first place 😉

                But I accept your troonycession that unskipabble Cutscenes are okay of AC6 does them.

                Because it would allowed subhumans like you to play it 😉

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who says it would ruin Armored Core 6? The story isn't important, unlike in Zelda, where skipping even one cutscene would somehow destroy the entirety of the game.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >AC6
                >The story isn't important
                The story is the main driving force of the game. Unless you're only playing arena mode online.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the story is the driving point of the game
                lol wtf is this schizobabble? The game literally lets you turn around and kill everyone because the player thinks it's funny. Confirmed for never playing the game.

                You did, by always saying all movie games are irredeemable shit, and one second of Cutscenes is enough to be one

                >ACsnoytroony now says unskipabble Cutscenes are okay if AC6 does it
                Kek

                >AC6 lets you skip cutscenes by default
                >BUT WHAT IF I MODDED IT TO MAKE THEM UNSKIPPABLE?!
                >why? SHUT UP DON'T ASK ME, I JUST WANT TO MAKE THE GAME WORSE FOR NO RAISON

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I played the game for a good amount of hours, the game railroads you into a choice, you can never kill your Handler before the game decides you can, you can never kill Ayre before the game decides you can, you can only kill Rusty following a STORY choice. You've literally never played AC6.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't played AC6 yet, but that doesn't change the fact that it's less story driven Zelda.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not expecting the game to give me absolute freedom because it didn't promise me absolute freedom, and even then it still lets you choose to kill everyone at the end.

                TOTK promised me complete and unfettered freedom in every single way. I'm simply holding it to that promise.

                Why not?
                it's a simple mod, and that's what you takes about.
                not my problem that your troony arguments are easily raped 😉

                >want to mod the game to skip the intro
                >this makes the game better because less story

                >you want to mod the game to make cutscenes unskippable
                >this makes the game worse because nobody cares about story

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this makes the game worse because nobody cares about story
                If such a small mod can do that, AC6 want good in the first place 😉

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You promised me total freedom to kill npcs in AC6.
                I'm simply holding the game to your promise, it's cinematic linear trash

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You promised me total freedom to kill NPCs in AC6.
                And you can do that in the Fires of Raven ending.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Total freedom means at all times.
                AC6 is linear cinematic trash

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Total freedom means at all times.
                Only if it's an open world game. AC6 isn't open world.

                >Carla and Walter are still alive, only Rusty and Ayre die.
                You didn't play it.

                >Carla is still alive
                Anon, who pilots the Xylem into the vascular plant full of explosive coral? And do you remember the mission prior, where Ayre specifically targets the autopilot function of the Xylem? Walter dies either way because of Arquebus killing him.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Only if it's an open world game. AC6 isn't open world.
                So?
                You used linear cinematic trash as criticism, but it doesn't apply to actually linear cinematic trash?

                All snoy movies can make the same argument.

                You personally kill Ayre, the only thing preventing the Xylem from crashing into the plant. Good enough for me, compared to the cinematic bullshit of TOTK's ending.

                >good enough for me
                But not for me, I have actually real standards.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You used linear cinematic trash as criticism, but it doesn't apply to actually linear cinematic trash?
                AC6 isn't open world. Becuse it;s linear, it can build up a progression of challenge, hence why later missions are harder than earlier missions. Something TOTK doesn't understand from a gameplay standpoint.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Becuse it;s linear, it can build up a progression of challenge, hence why later missions are harder than earlier missions. Something TOTK doesn't understand from a gameplay standpoint.
                You used linear as a criticism, ACsnoytroony.
                So that's a bad thing according to you 😉

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >linear, cinematic games are bad!
                >unless they are linear and cinematic, then it's actually okay!
                What did ACsnoytroony mean by this?

                >linearity in an open world game is bad
                >linearity in a game built around it is good

                Come on fellas, keep up.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then you actually love linear, cinematic trash.
                I accept your troonycession that you lost this argument.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Linearity in an open world game is bad
                But your complaint about Tears of the Kingdom is that it isn't linear enough and doesn't have a proper difficulty curve because of this... You're forgetting your own arguments.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >But your complaint about Tears of the Kingdom is that it isn't linear enough
                [citation needed]

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's too open, it has no difficulty curve!
                Literally quoting you here.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ctrl+f that phrase
                >only your post

                what did he mean by this

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Acgay doesn't understand paraphrase
                Your own post

                >You used linear cinematic trash as criticism, but it doesn't apply to actually linear cinematic trash?
                AC6 isn't open world. Becuse it;s linear, it can build up a progression of challenge, hence why later missions are harder than earlier missions. Something TOTK doesn't understand from a gameplay standpoint.

                states AC6 has a difficulty curve because it is linear, and that TOTK doesn't understand difficulty curves, because it isn't. Extrapolating the logical endpoint of your reasoning in other posts, you both think the game is too linear, and not linear enough.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Extrapolating a logical endpoint =/ literally quoting. and you didn't even do that right. Now try again. Here, I'll help you out.

                >open world games can have a logical progression of challenge, but they should go about it through dynamic and changing difficulty curves, instead of just making everything the same level of braindead mush

                Extrapolate from that.

                >You don't understand that it's okay to criticize older games, they're not perfect
                Sure, super metroid is cinematic garbage. And you agree.

                If it would ruin Super Metroid by letting me skip that intro segment, then yes it is cinematic garbage.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Extrapolate from that
                "I want level scaling"
                Thank you for stating that for us, now I'm pretty much convinced you're addled.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look at Terraria. It handles this well while still providing a level of freedom. There's still a set progression, but it's not set in stone. You can make some adjustments as you see fit, so you could put off fighting enemies here and avoid certain bits of progression entirely. You still have to adhere to an overall grander progression. Otherwise how else will the game throw better challenges at you?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Terraria is an extremely linear game that follows a singular pathway every single time. It's literally a progression flowchart. You ALWAYS have to kill the Wall of Flesh, you ALWAYS have to kill the Mechanical Bosses after the wall of flesh, you ALWAYS have to kill plantera after, then the golem, the pillars and then Cthulhu. It's literally like that every time. You can't decide to kill the Mechanical Bosses before Eater of Worlds.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah like I said, you still have to follow a progression. But the game gives you an entire world to explore, and lets you tackle progression in any number of ways.

                >don't want to use wings? Gravity potion + horseshoe
                >don't want to use weapons early on? Grenades and traps
                >don't wanna fight Skeletron? Skip him until after golem if you want

                Hell of a lot better than what TOTK has to offer, which is all the same level of mediocrity and non-challenges, all because the player has to be able to get to everything and be able to beat everything without a challenge.

                >The game isn't usable for 99% of the population? Hah, just play the ranked mode no one plays bro!

                >I've never played MVM or community servers
                Not my problem.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Community servers are just as bad, mods can't keep up with bots

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah like I said, you still have to follow a progression
                Linear, cinematic trash

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Terraria never promised you total freedom either. It allowed you some freedom, but stil asked to adhere to progression. Sorry you've been poisoned by irony that you can't fathom the idea of a game asking you to stick to a certain order, even though you still have certain freedoms.

                >All the "progression differences" aren't actually progression differences, but slight (almost cosmetic) changes to how you tackle exploration in a relatively small world
                You eventually end up playing one of 4 classes and they have objective best in slots, unless you're doing a challenge run. In Tears you can beat the final boss with laser platforms and a wooden stick if you so choose, now try to beat the Moonlord with starting hearts, magic and a copper sword.

                >In Tears you can beat the final boss with laser platforms and a wooden stick if you so choose,
                How is this a good thing? It just means he's a non-threat.

                >now try to beat the Moonlord with starting hearts, magic and a copper sword.
                How is this a bad thing? It means he's an actual final boss.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Terraria never promised you total freedom either
                Yes it did.
                And I'm holding it to that promise.
                ACsnoytroony, you are only proving you haven't played the game.
                you are impressing nobody who did.

                Why aren't you posting the fight VS "The demon king".
                Which is exactly named that 😉

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOOO YOU CAN TACKLE FIGHTS AS YOU PLEASE INSTEAD OF GOING ON THE LINEAR PATH THE GAME DECIDES FOR YOU? NOT A REAL THREAT NOT A REAL THREAT NOT A REAL THREAT
                Skill should be the deciding factor in anything. If a game doesn't allow you to beat every enemy with sheer skill, it's just cinematic garbage, isn't it?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                What point is there in beating a non-challenge if there's no skill required?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                More skill than obtaining your best in slot weapons, setting up a regen pool and just whaling on a supposed "real challenge"

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >regen pool
                ????

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >All the "progression differences" aren't actually progression differences, but slight (almost cosmetic) changes to how you tackle exploration in a relatively small world
                You eventually end up playing one of 4 classes and they have objective best in slots, unless you're doing a challenge run. In Tears you can beat the final boss with laser platforms and a wooden stick if you so choose, now try to beat the Moonlord with starting hearts, magic and a copper sword.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Look at Terraria

                LMFAOO

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >YOU CAN'T POST IN THREADS YOU LIKE WHILE POSTING IN THESE THREADS

                Multitasking is beyond this board, I see.

                ACsnoytroony, you are only proving you haven't played the game.
                you are impressing nobody who did.

                Why aren't you posting the fight VS "The demon king".
                Which is exactly named that 😉

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Becuse it;s linear, it can build up a progression of challenge, hence why later missions are harder than earlier missions. Something TOTK doesn't understand from a gameplay standpoint.

                TotK has difficulty progression. It's just better because the progression is open to the player to manage on their own terms. You like baby games leading you by the hand.

                Eww.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >TotK has difficulty progression

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seems identical to the mother brain fight in super metroid.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Mother Brain fight in Super is also stupid. The game should've ended at Ridley. You don't understand that it's okay to criticize older games, they're not perfect.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You don't understand that it's okay to criticize older games, they're not perfect
                Sure, super metroid is cinematic garbage. And you agree.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                ACsnoytroony, you are only proving you haven't played the game.
                you are impressing nobody who did.

                Why aren't you posting the fight VS "The demon king".
                Which is exactly named that 😉

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                this kinda looks like one of those cheap 3d hentai action games

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Put havok physics in the game
                >Take credit for basic shit that people have had done since fricking 2004

                Rictroony, you lost and got raped

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now trying fighting Ganondorf at the start of the game. Post a vid.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                AC6 final boss is 30 seconds long.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                nta but AC6 has 3 different final bosses you troony

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I got the NG++ ending of AC6 and honestly it was way too easy, I just stunlocked ALLMIND and drilled him to death.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cool, what was your loadout?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I had the drill weapon, the pile bunker, a shotgun, and the Moonlight Greatsword, I think. No wait, the coral variant of the MGS.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >drill weapon
                >pile bunker
                >moonlight

                So you had 3 melee weapons on one build, even though you can't have melee weapons on the right hand, and you can only have a max of 2 on the left, assuming you went with the "back hangar" OS upgrade. Hmmmmm.....

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean I can show you my achievements if you don't believe me man.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Achievements don't show your weapon loadout. :l

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough I guess, but honestly it wasn't that challenging. You also have Ayre drawing his attention so it's like if Slave Knight Gael had a stagger bar, you had weapons that could fill it up in one or two hits and you had a friend summoned with you.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You also have Ayre drawing his attention
                A character that doesn't show up for the first segment, and automatically gets disabled for the third segment?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                She makes the fight easier regardless. Anyways, here's my stargazer achievement. The fight was easy, don't know what else to tell you.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't show a steam account
                >just a random achievement screenshot

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Check the filename maybe? It's timestamped. Literally took it right now.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Someone who's beaten every mission somehow can't remember his part loadout, and assumed that you could equip 3 melee weapons on a build.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've literally got saved pictures of my mech in my PC because I made a funny Microsoft AC. Trust me, you don't want to go down this road. I haven't played the blasted game since last year, there's some things I'm bound to forget.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just curious of your build. That's all. A few things you've said are sus.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here it is. Straight from my steam screenshots folder. Now I remember, it wasn't the drill, it was the fricking worm gun, that shit was way too strong.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mistaking a drill for the ice worm cannon is kind of dumb, but that would make your build slightly more feasible. With that said, it's hard to agree with your claim that the final boss is easy, when you're using pretty OP parts like Walter's AC head, and the Moonlight, which is quite hard to find on its own. You have to pretty much grind for those, AND you specifically need to grind for the OS upgrades for the hangar option, the only way to let you use two melee units.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                What can I say, I like getting all the content out of my games. Also it isn't the Moonlight, it's the Coral variant you get on NG+. What am I not supposed to do all possible content the moment it becomes available? I'd say AC6 was a great game overall. Though I do like Zelda just a bit better.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The comparison is just a little silly. You pretty much 100% the game, so of course the final boss isn't gonna be as hard as fighting him the first time around. Meanwhile, the problem with Zelda is that Ganon and Ganondorf aren't hard fights, whether you run right to them, or 100% the games beforehand. Even if you impose a challenge on yourself, they're still disappointing.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Fighting him the first time around
                >The first time around
                Uh.... I only fought ALL MIND once. You have to beat the game two times to fight him. And I don't go to Zelda for the ball busting difficulty, I go to it for fun exploration, creativity, and in general a good time in Hyrule, which the game provides in spades.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I go to it for fun exploration, creativity,
                you had to be disappointed then
                if you want a fun game that rewards exploration and doesn't waste your time then play any Deus Ex game.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you had to be disappointed then
                Nah I absolutely loved it, there was always something to get lost in or find, and I like the abilities you have, also the story is cute, seeing Link and Zelda so close to each other warms my heart. Also Deus Ex is alright but System Shock I enjoyed way more.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the story is cute, seeing Link and Zelda so close to each other warms my heart

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hey, it's the reason why I liked Skyward Sword.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                average tendie NTRgroid

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                YOOOOOOOOOOOO NO WAY
                THE "DEMON KING"????????
                HOW THE FRICKING DOES NINTEDO DO IT SIRS?

                ACsnoytroony, you are only proving you haven't played the game.
                you are impressing nobody who did.

                Why aren't you posting the fight VS "The demon king".
                Which is exactly named that 😉

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Uh.... I only fought ALL MIND once
                I have a hard time believing that you beat him on your first try. even speedrunners who beat him in a minute still say that they had to fight him multiple times to understand his attack patterns and timings and openings.

                >And I don't go to Zelda for the ball busting difficulty, I go to it for fun exploration, creativity, and in general a good time in Hyrule, which the game provides in spades.
                I don't agree in the slightest. Exploration means little when I can just fly over everything, creativity means nothing when you can just bypass all solutions with the easiest one, and Hyrule is honestly a grating place to be in because of obnoxious, one dimensional NPCs.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't agree in the slightest
                Well that's because you didn't play it. Give it a try anon, it's pretty good! Before I bought a switch I though breath of the wild was bad, but out of curiosity I emulated it on CEMU and fell in love. TOTK was just so much better than BOTW I fell in love all over again. The game allows for so much creativity and fun it's such a shame to just optimize it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, I gave nu-Zelda an honest chance, and it turned me off from it. If I want an open world fix, Terraria and Minecraft just give me more of what I want. I just can't name a single thing Zelda does that Terraria doesn't do better. I guess having a 3rd dimension might be something, but that's like 1 thing, and Terraria still has 50 other reasons to prefer it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well then that seems like you'd rather enjoy making a terraria thread and discussing the game, there isn't one on the catalog. No need to be a negative nancy over something silly like subjective preferences. It's not like you're going to change anyone's mind.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I already have a Terraria thread up on another board. Besides, I like discussing Zelda, but that also includes improving it, which means criticizing what doesn't work.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, I gave nu-Zelda an honest chance, and it turned me off from it. If I want an open world fix, Terraria and Minecraft just give me more of what I want. I just can't name a single thing Zelda does that Terraria doesn't do better. I guess having a 3rd dimension might be something, but that's like 1 thing, and Terraria still has 50 other reasons to prefer it.

                ACsnoytroony, you are only proving you haven't played the game.
                you are impressing nobody who did.

                Why aren't you posting the fight VS "The demon king".
                Which is exactly named that 😉

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                YOOOOOOOOOOOO NO WAY
                THE "DEMON KING"????????
                HOW THE FRICKING DOES NINTEDO DO IT SIRS?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Trust me, there's enough shitposting and discussion to last us a lifetime, but if you played the game you could get new and fresh criticisms instead of relying on the same old stuff.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have plenty of criticisms. Lots of people have put up their criticisms, infact. IT's just that obnoxious fanboys refuse to listen to them.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, you can't post this image. That newbie will post a winking smiley and call you a troony again!!!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have plenty of criticisms. Lots of people have put up their criticisms, infact. IT's just that obnoxious fanboys refuse to listen to them.

                ACsnoytroony, you are only proving you haven't played the game.
                you are impressing nobody who did.

                Why aren't you posting the fight VS "The demon king".
                Which is exactly named that 😉

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've seen your criticisms, most of them seem to be relentless nitpicking more than a well reasoned argument. None of them are also original.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No you don't.
                see

                [...]
                ACsnoytroony, you are only proving you haven't played the game.
                you are impressing nobody who did.

                Why aren't you posting the fight VS "The demon king".
                Which is exactly named that 😉

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I have a hard time believing that you beat him on your first try. even speedrunners who beat him in a minute still say that they had to fight him multiple times to understand his attack patterns and timings and openings
                Skill issue

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                ACsnoytroony, you are only proving you haven't played the game.
                you are impressing nobody who did.

                Why aren't you posting the fight VS "The demon king".
                Which is exactly named that 😉

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Better than ACsnoytroony, who can't even post a steam screenshot to price her played troonyraria

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Objectively more proof than acgay has ever shown.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The segments without him are just QTEs

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                sure you did

                [...]
                >this is the best defense ACsnoytroony could come up with
                Kek, tf2 definitely is putrid dogshit

                >TF2 having more relevance and popularity than anything nintendo pumped out in the last decade
                kekaroo

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >TF2 having more relevance and popularity than anything nintendo pumped out in the last decade
                >kekaroo
                ACsnoytroony, sounds like console warring and nothing else to me 😉
                And since when do you defend problems with shit like that? 😉

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                sorry my man i am not even the ACsnoy guy'
                you know there are more people who know of TF2 than there are people who actually enjoyed TotK.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, considering tf2 is 99 percent bots.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >99 percent bots
                you mean the same bots that keep shilling TotK as the greatest game ever made?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your troonycession, Rictroony 😉

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Name a better adventure game than TotK.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                i already did here

                Darksiders II mogs this chink trash

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Darksiders 2

                LMFAOO why aren't you playing that laughable dogshit instead of seething in TotK threads?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                keep crying
                i already completed it several times in fact
                can't say that about any Black persontendo game in the last decade though.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your troonycession, Rictroony

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                why are you so obsessed with troony freaks?
                did you transition yourself and realized it was a mistake and now you cannot go back so you cope on the internet by spewing schizo bullshit? must be sad

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's another episode of tendies revealing they don't play games if nintendo doesn't make them
                Sad! But funny!

                This is what acgay considers discussion btw

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                newbies love companies and believe that everybody on Ganker who disagrees with x opinion is the same person.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Keep seething in TotK threads XDD

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Carla and Walter are still alive, only Rusty and Ayre die.
                You didn't play it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Fires of Raven ending.
                >You can do it in the story cutscene
                What did acgay mean by this?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You personally kill Ayre, the only thing preventing the Xylem from crashing into the plant. Good enough for me, compared to the cinematic bullshit of TOTK's ending.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Good enough for me
                Not enough for me is I'm not a fan of movie games.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Kill everyone
                >Someone always stays alive at the end
                Confirmed for not playing the game.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why not?
                it's a simple mod, and that's what you takes about.
                not my problem that your troony arguments are easily raped 😉

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You did, by always saying all movie games are irredeemable shit, and one second of Cutscenes is enough to be one

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Except you cited previous games as "putrid dogshit" because they had linear level design
                No, that's you calling them linear cinematic trash 😉

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Except you cited previous games as "putrid dogshit" because they had linear level design.

                Wrong again. Stop lying and trying to gaslight people.

                You don't own a single Zelda game. You spend your life being assmad on Ganker because of how successful and acclaimed these games are.

                Pure seething jealousy.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you care so much. Are you an Indian Nintendo shareholder?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                This. Why can't these stupid tendies stop fighting back against our shitposting? It's not fair.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >people criticising shit games = shitposting
                20 rupees have been deposited onto your account

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                This. Our righteous crusade is not even close to being a shitpost. Now let's make more quality posts like

                Darren you lost and got raped

                and

                [...]

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Saar please, projection is unhealthy

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                So what about those older games?
                obviously, you must hate them too.

                And no, you would have moved on ACsnoytroony the subhuman.
                Especially since you worship the cinematic trash AC6

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong again schizo. Have great presentation and excellent game design are not flaws. Try again.

                And yes BotW and TotK improve by having an actual world to go adventuring in with complete freedom and no handholding.

                Die mad.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Yeah, overly cinematic trash that pushes you on rails with no freedom. lol
              Meant for

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >overly cinematic trash that pushes you on rails with no freedom

              ???????????

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                He forgot to mention he's talking about AC6

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                see

                >"Nintendo encourages thinking outside the box and freedom"
                >try to skip the intro and tutorial
                >"NO NOT LIKE THAT"

                Funny how even OOT has ways to get past the intro and tutorial, and you can even skip the deku tree if you try hard enough. But with a supposedly free and open game, they absolutely demand complete compliance by putting up magic invisible death barriers and event flags you can't skip around.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >glitches count!
                I accept your troonycession, ACsnoytroony.
                AC6 is linear cinematic trash, BTW.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair, you're right to a degree. The older games were becoming far too linear for their own good, with SS reaching the breaking point.
              But these new ones are far too open-ended for their own good, and encourage even normies to take a trivialized approach as

              nta but
              >combat is trivial, you can just button mash enemies to death
              Every enemy can be stunlocked and mashed except for field bosses just by not finishing your combo, field bosses themselves are just gearchecks + 1 gimmick barring lynels (a well designed enemy I suppose, good for nintendo)
              >puzzles are trivial, you can just skip them and still get the reward
              90% can be solved with a shield rocket and glider, it's true that it isn't every one, but it is for most
              >terrain navigation is also trivial, since you can just fly over everything
              even people that don't watch videos figure out the hover bike or something similar when playing, and then that becomes the absolute best mode of transport for the rest of the game, even my nephew who never watched anything about the game at all figured out their own version of the bike. Depending on how you build it, it also solves navigation in most caves.

              I still enjoyed the game but they're right, it is designed to be easy and trivialized by anyone who wants to do so, rather than designed with challenges that need to be overcome in unique ways. It's also terribly balanced with the progression, so enemies simply out-stat creative solutions after you've progressed, and you are further incentivized to regress to cheese strategies instead of exploring creative or interesting solutions. It's genuinely as though they never playtested any of the new things added in the game against harder enemies, and the sages (particularly the robot sage) are absolute evidence of this.

              with the hoverbike notion.

              Giving people the option to bypass entire shrines or even entire dungeon segments through their first playthrough or experience of such content is innately bad game design that often results in a bland and unmemorable experience for the player. You know the phrase "when given the opportunity, players will optimize the fun out of a game," and that's very true with TotK.

              Clearly the way forward is an open-air overworld with open-world exploration, contrasted with linear/gated dungeons/temples/indoor segments.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You an do it in far more than 5, and given 45 of that 150 are blessing shrines, and 13 are proving grounds that can be cheesed with long sticks fused together your point isn't saying much.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah because the other 145 are just blessings lol.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I did this sometimes but also using rewind breaks a lot of the puzzles. There were so many times where I just held a plank or sheet of metal manually in the air for a few seconds then dropped it and reversed it to skip a puzzle

          You can do this in about 5/150 shrines. And Nintendo encourages players to think outside of the box like this. Try again.

          Most of the shrines in totk are like 30 seconds long and way simpler than botw's, though, and the few that actually are longer and more complex you can often cheese

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Most of the shrines in totk are like 30 seconds long and way simpler than botw's,

            No they're not. Stop lying lmao

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes they are, stop lying lmao

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope you're full of shit.

                Not only are TotK's shrines far and more intricate than BotW's, even the combat shrines are all completely unique challenges and setpeices compared to the copy pasted ones in BotW.

                Keep seething.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                TOTK's shrines take a MINIMUM of 30 minutes to complete thanks to the absolute shit building controls.
                This is peak gameplay. 10/10 GOTYAY

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol

                half-life 2 had better physics and puzzles and maps, 20+ years ago.

                I accept your troonycession, Rictroony

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >TOTK's shrines take a MINIMUM of 30 minutes to complete
                you are just giving proof that you are moronic

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                INFINITE GAMEPLAY

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept you concession

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nuts and Bolts did it, like 15 before. Also Gary's mod.

                >TOTK's shrines take a MINIMUM of 30 minutes to complete*
                *for the average nintendo cultist

                I accept your troonycession, Eric

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >TOTK's shrines take a MINIMUM of 30 minutes to complete*
                *for the average nintendo cultist

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

      Absolutely nothing you wrote is even remotely true.

      Yes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much
      its basically worse Gmod which is why Nintendo now seethes hard and is attacking it instead of making good original games.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't even have fire propagation
        Kek, gmod is a troony meme

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The triviality of it is by design. Modern Nintendo makes easy games for a casual audience. People who think otherwise are deluding themselves.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are correct.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOTK is unironically the best game of the last decade and one of the most joyful and innovative games to ever exist. I pity the fools who do not see this.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is this impressive when banjo kazooie did it in 2008

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How is this impressive when banjo kazooie did it in 2008

      Classic moron.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    80% of this shit is straight from BOTW

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't even watch the video.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I played the game

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I played the game

        kek

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's impressive sure, but it wasn't worth it in the long run.
    So much focus on a shitty physics & building engine that they forget they were developing an adventure game - a direct sequel at that.
    So many other worthwhile elements - a new overworld, better dungeons, improved stories, side quests, etce - were ignored to make room for a gimmick mechanic that ultimately wasn't very fun and poorly utilized.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they forget they were developing an adventure game

      So name me a better adventure game than TotK. Love to hear about it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Genshin Impact

        Totk isn't a good adventure game even. Same world map as previous game

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not sure I'd say it's better, but I do care more about working towards something in Genshin than I did in TOTK.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Totk had like three weeks of honest discussion. Represents a falling off point for Nintendo, who are too comfortable insulting their devoted customers.

            I can see what the devs were trying to go for - giving players the opportunity to create their own unique experiences based on the gameplay choices they made as they progressed through their playthrough - but this wasn't the way to do it. It really did result in many players trivializing the fun out of the game.

            Ultimately the reality is that Nintendo's obsession with piss-easy baby difficulty doesn't coincide with Zelda's fundamental gameplay elements and what it should be as an adventure IP. It will never live up to its full potential because of it.

            Eric, Sametroony harder

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is Eric in the room with us now?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              This anon is right though

              Wow, all these options and im just gonna hold forward and climb. It's just like the webm of the guy carrying the korok straight to its friend. And when I see that guy holding up a sign im gonna build the same |_|-shape with a bar or two across it it every time. The game would be more interesting with fewer but more challenging problems with fewer intended viable solutions instead of a flood of nearly equivalent and easy to solve problems

              The building mechanic would be insanely fun if the game actually forced the player to think and strategize in creative ways in order to progress. But instead, there's always an easy way out and it's usually in the form of a hoverbike or flurry rush. There's a reason why many of the best shrines in ToTK were the combat-oriented ones that restricted your inventory, forcing you to think creatively.

              I just realized the last mainline Zelda game that I actually enjoyed playing was Twilight Princess. This series has been dead to me for a long time now.

              For me it was ALBW and the LA remake but other than that it's the same case for me as far as the 3D games go.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Many of the best shrines in Tears of the Kingdom were the combat oriented ones
                Lol

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                imo the best shrine in totk was the fake blessing one.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's better. Genshins world is far more interesting than totk which is what an adventure game is about

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Genshins world is far more interesting than totk
              >ESLoid loves the gachaslop his Chinese masters feed him
              Yeah expected.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is Erica in the room with us right now?

              I accept your troonycession, Eric 😉

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Darksiders II mogs this chink trash

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          that game is bad though

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            its better than anything nintendo ever made but you'd have to play video games for more than 2 decades to understand that.
            Its one of the best action adventure games ever made that preserved the original Zelda's spirit while Nintendo spat and shat on its grave.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Darksiders II mogs this chink trash

              based

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >6 years for an empty Hyrule storage room
                >6 years for survival game mechanics that everyone is tired of
                >6 years for 4 dungeons, where getting to them is more fun than the dungeon itself.
                Aonuma is a moron and I'm glad he got embarrassed at the VGA.

                What a great time to prove my point. Here's some of my favorite Zelda games on emulators, both vanilla and romhacks (not pictured: latest ship of harkinian build).

                As you can see, I do quite enjoy a good zelda game. Now, you're gonna change the goalposts and say "THAT DOESN'T COUNT, EMULATION ISN'T REAL!" thus proving that you'll never accept proof because you'll just keep changing goalposts.

                We don't deserve shitty cashgrabs like this one, yes.

                its better than anything nintendo ever made but you'd have to play video games for more than 2 decades to understand that.
                Its one of the best action adventure games ever made that preserved the original Zelda's spirit while Nintendo spat and shat on its grave.

                Sametroony harder, Eric

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                keep seething asshurt tendie

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your troonycession, Eric

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol what
            it's one of the best games I've ever played.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          BASED

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So name me a better adventure game than TotK
        Breath of the Wild

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        outer wilds and it's not even close

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >outer wilds

          God I had that on GamePass. Got meme'd into playing. It's boring fricking shit. Couldn't uninstall it fast enough. At least I didn't buy it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You asked for an adventure game, that's the best there is. Sorry to hear you need 300 shrine puzzles made for 6 year olds to keep you entertained

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every Zelda game except for BOTW and Skyward Shit.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          can we talk about how the fusion mechanic was worthless?
          >fuse this shit to this shit to make SLIGHTLY MORE DURABLE SHIT
          woooooooooooooow

          Sametroony harder, Eric

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          TotK is the ultimate Zelda game.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            OH NO NO NO NO

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              BASED

              I accept your troonycession, Rictroony

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              2D

              LMFAOO

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >closer to Zelda 1 than TOTK and BOTW are
                HOLY MOTHER OF BASED!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                how is this a dox?

                Cringe

                >autistic morons arguing over a forgettable zelda game
                sad

                at least make an OOT thread

                Nintroony, you lost and got raped 😉

                >Nintroony still crying
                Kek

                Sametroony harder, you lost and got raped 😉

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nintroony, you lost and got raped 😉

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That looks like shit in comparison and plays like shit too

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Baased

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cringe

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Holy cringe

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              >why won't you post your personal information :~~*

              Nintroony, you lost and got raped 😉

              I accept your troonycession that you lost and got raped 😉
              So you have admitted your haven't played totk, Terraria, AC6 and don't even own a gaming pc.
              lol

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nintroony, I accept your troonycession, you lost and got raped :^)

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your troonycession that you lost and got raped

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nintroony, I accept your troonycession, you lost and got raped :^)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I KNEEL

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            BUT THE REPETITIVE SHRINES NOOOOOOOO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its the perfect adventure game tho.
      In botw there was nothing behind every hill, totk there's always an adventure.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They original made the build mechanic as a DLC but the dev team had so much fun with it that they made a new game out of it. I replayed Botw recently and the game is completely different from TotK

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's not real adventure because the game didn't handhold me to do anything
      You sound like a journo. The small hairy ones with the castrated vocal fry high pitched voice

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All that technology
    >Wasted on Switch hardware
    >Wasted on a copypasted game
    >Wasted on a game where 90% of the quests are generic fetch quests
    >Wasted on shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, pretty much. All of this should've been saved for an entirely new IP on their next console with improved hardware that can actually handle the physics & building mechanics.
      Forcing this crap into a Zelda sequel (on severely dated hardware nonetheless) was a fricking massive mistake. Not only did it completely destroy any sense of challenge or progression through its excessive use of trivialization as

      nta but
      >combat is trivial, you can just button mash enemies to death
      Every enemy can be stunlocked and mashed except for field bosses just by not finishing your combo, field bosses themselves are just gearchecks + 1 gimmick barring lynels (a well designed enemy I suppose, good for nintendo)
      >puzzles are trivial, you can just skip them and still get the reward
      90% can be solved with a shield rocket and glider, it's true that it isn't every one, but it is for most
      >terrain navigation is also trivial, since you can just fly over everything
      even people that don't watch videos figure out the hover bike or something similar when playing, and then that becomes the absolute best mode of transport for the rest of the game, even my nephew who never watched anything about the game at all figured out their own version of the bike. Depending on how you build it, it also solves navigation in most caves.

      I still enjoyed the game but they're right, it is designed to be easy and trivialized by anyone who wants to do so, rather than designed with challenges that need to be overcome in unique ways. It's also terribly balanced with the progression, so enemies simply out-stat creative solutions after you've progressed, and you are further incentivized to regress to cheese strategies instead of exploring creative or interesting solutions. It's genuinely as though they never playtested any of the new things added in the game against harder enemies, and the sages (particularly the robot sage) are absolute evidence of this.

      and

      Absolutely nothing you wrote is even remotely true.

      already noted, but it forced the devs to shaft key elements that fans and general players actually gave a frick about - such as solid dungeon design, improved enemy variety, & level progression, better side quests backed behind better lore and narrative experiences, new, dynamic zones to explore, (no, the depths & sky islands aren't dynamic - they're copy-pasted to hell and back) and so on.

      >they forget they were developing an adventure game

      So name me a better adventure game than TotK. Love to hear about it.

      Majora's Mask. You are on a genuine adventure in Majora's Mask and that game utilizes all of its gimmicky mechanics in a very effective manner without trivializing the level design, combat, side-quests, progression or general narrative experience to an insane degree.
      If anything, you can argue that one major component - the timer component - doesn't encourage the player to trivialize the gamer, but overwhelms them to rush it instead (depending on the player,) but that's the only real major flaw.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >overwhelms them to rush it instead (depending on the player,) but that's the only real major flaw.
        I wouldn't call it a flaw, just an inherent aspect of any time based mechanics. Put a timer on screen and some players just get easily stressed out, no matter how lenient it might be. I've had this experience myself.
        >Playing some random game
        >fighting a boss with ease
        >timer suddenly shows up
        >oh shit oh shit oh shit
        >start getting hit by everything

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some people love to take their time with games though. Then there are those who prefer to go all-in and rush through them, in which case the timer can also be tedious, time-wasting hassle in that regard. But never once does it trivialize entire progression segments of the game.

          Care to post examples of indies with better technology than TotK?

          Besiege and Garry's Mod. Plenty of people coming up with crazy stuff in sandbox crafters like Roblox or Dreams as well.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Besiege and Garry's Mod

            None of these come close to TotK. Maybe if you combine these with half a dozen other games, even them you still won't have a game delivering the sense of adventure, fun and moment-to-moment gameplay of TotK.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Majora's Mask

        Honestly one of my least favorite Zelda games. I'd you're trying to pretend this delivering an adventure on par with TotK that is frankly laughable. It doesn't even have a world. Just rooms connected by tubes and a skybox jpeg.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a skybox jpeg.
          How dare a game try to employ efficiency with graphical shortcuts? Why can't they render realistic clouds and ambient occlusion and other gimmicky trash that modern game devs love?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah we've moved on. Now Zelda gives us the Hyrule we could only dream about as kids.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno if there was any game that attempted Groundhog Day before or after MM, but looking back on it now it is fricking impressive to me that they went for this crazy 3 day cycle concept after OoT and nailed it in one.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Check out Outer Wilds if you haven't already, it tackles the Groundhog Day aspects rather well.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've been wondering about that one actually. Sounds very interesting.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>All that technology
      on Switch hardware
      Is it Nintendo's fault no other developer tries to push the medium forward on "superior" hardware?
      on a copypasted game
      on a game where 90% of the quests are generic fetch quests
      Blatay untrue

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is it Nintendo's fault no other developer tries to push the medium forward on "superior" hardware?
        Indie devs have already surpassed Nintendo, especially their flagship franchises like Zelda. Same with lesser known AAA and AA devs.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Care to post examples of indies with better technology than TotK?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Noita.
            >inb4 instant goalpost moving

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >le sidequest pleb
      lmao nintendo is doing patrician mechanics compared to your shitty basic witcher shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any modder can make sidequests. Vid in the OP can only be done by real engineers.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ToTK is a bad game because if you optimize the fun out of it then all of the sandbox mechanics are pointless. Even my unborn child could come to this rational conclusion.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eric, at least use a screenshot where they talk about TotK and not BotW.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another zelda thread successfully subverted.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, all these options and im just gonna hold forward and climb. It's just like the webm of the guy carrying the korok straight to its friend. And when I see that guy holding up a sign im gonna build the same |_|-shape with a bar or two across it it every time. The game would be more interesting with fewer but more challenging problems with fewer intended viable solutions instead of a flood of nearly equivalent and easy to solve problems

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >super metroid is trash because you can't skip ceres
    Got it.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game's still mid.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Darren you lost and got raped

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this is the best comeback acgay could come up with
      Grim.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Darren needs to post nuzelda worship threads since he's the only cuck on v who likes it
        Grim

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Calm down doug. Take a deep breath.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is Darren in the room with us now?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Erica your boogeyman isn't real.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is Erica in the room with us right now?

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not. Game sucked, was a scam product and was instantly forgotten

    People cared more about honkai star rail. Lol.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Darren you lost and got raped

      Game's still mid.

      Sametroony harder, Eric

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can see what the devs were trying to go for - giving players the opportunity to create their own unique experiences based on the gameplay choices they made as they progressed through their playthrough - but this wasn't the way to do it. It really did result in many players trivializing the fun out of the game.

    Ultimately the reality is that Nintendo's obsession with piss-easy baby difficulty doesn't coincide with Zelda's fundamental gameplay elements and what it should be as an adventure IP. It will never live up to its full potential because of it.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >acgay hasn't replied yet
    You just know he's going to make the biggest reach a human has ever seen.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Totk had like three weeks of honest discussion. Represents a falling off point for Nintendo, who are too comfortable insulting their devoted customers.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another 500 posts of ACgay and the schizo arguing at each other
    goddamn zelda threads suck

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized the last mainline Zelda game that I actually enjoyed playing was Twilight Princess. This series has been dead to me for a long time now.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine Nintendo ditching their shitty fisher price toy of a console and making Zelda Breath of the Wild and Tears of The Kingdom on PC. You can tell the people who worked on TotK and Botw wanted to make these games bigger and better, but they couldn't because they were stuck on a system that couldn't handle their dream game. Imagine having all this power and knowledge, but you can't use it because you are stuck with this weak kids' toy device.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      tldr

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snoy to human translation here
      >GRRR WHY HASN'T NINTENDO FAILED YET, WHY ARE THEY STILL SUCCESSFUL AND SELLING CONSOLES AT A PROFIT GRRR

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sony
        I don't own a sony console.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's getting harder to keep up with all the schizos and shadowboxing on this board.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really wish the boards would introduce thread IDs (Not the shit Ganker is doing) just so you could block the spastics.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fascinating to watch this video and see the early development footage where the game would just completely fall apart.

    And then you remember that if any other developer were to try making a game like this, they would just release it in that state.

    Nintendo are the KINGS of vidya for many reasons. "Polish" being one of them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Totk isn't a technically impressive video game

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's technically impressive in the sense that it's an extremely complex set of interlocking systems that just work. But I'm assuming your definition of technically impressive is
        >Oh my god look at all those POLYGONS
        >holy shit is that CHROMATIC ABERRATION?
        >Are the puddles RAY TRACED???? AUGHHHH

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There isn't really any particular complexity to it. It uses havok physics. Nothing special is going on in totk

          >Totk isn't a technically impressive video game

          Jesus.

          Make an actual argument other than "I only own Nintendo and have never posted on Ganker from a computer"

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Saying "Totk isn't a technically impressive video game" is fricking laughable. It's obvious you're seething. You have to standing in overwhelming evidence to contrary. It even won a Bafta this month for Technical Achievement.

            TotK makes every other game look like childish dogshit.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you watched the video, maybe you'd know there is "particular complexity" to it, morono.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nothing in the video is complex. Sound dsp? Half-life was the first game to implement this. In 1998.

              People who highly esteem this game are either cultists or people who don't know what they're talking about. My guess is that if challenged you to post a picture of a PC with timestamp you cannot do it. Why would some phone poster know anything about technical matters?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Eric, that's not what the video is about.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >People who highly esteem this game
                People who *hold this game in high esteem, ESL
                >My guess is that if challenged you to post a picture of a PC with timestamp you cannot do it
                If I challenged you to post a picture of *your pc with *a timestamp you COULD not do it, ESL
                Now read 'em and weep, thirdie.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Totk isn't a technically impressive video game

        Jesus.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ACsnoytroony now says unskipabble Cutscenes are okay if AC6 does it
    Kek

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    His name is ACgay but he's never actually played an Armored Core game.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The physics system is cool, it just doesn't work with Zelda's gameplay formula.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They tried to repackage no clipping as a "feature" and technological mastery

    Lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >noclipping
      What?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rising through the floor "feature"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not noclipping, it's clearly a different idea.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There isn't really any particular complexity to it. It uses havok physics. Nothing special is going on in totk

      [...]
      Make an actual argument other than "I only own Nintendo and have never posted on Ganker from a computer"

      Rictroony, you lost and got raped 😉

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Multiplicative Gameplay sounds impressive until the you realize that anything times zero is still zero. When there are large swaths of areas in the world with no chances of meaningful interactions, It amounts to literally nothing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >until the you realize that anything times zero is still zero.
      I'm sure this sort of smartass edgy speech would sound impressive back in high school.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >linear, cinematic games are bad!
    >unless they are linear and cinematic, then it's actually okay!
    What did ACsnoytroony mean by this?

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything you need to know about this game is that organic discussion of it evaporated in less than two months online. It made no impact as a game other than on Nintendo's bottom line.

    Nintendo's brands are very strong but for a game that professes to offer emergent gameplay, players are simply not interesting in returning to Hyrule this time.

    A lot of people bought it because they felt like they had to.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not interesting in returning
      Maybe you and your fellow indians weren't interested, Cumar.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rictroony, that cope has already failed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      TotK BTFO the industry. Other developers know they'll never be capable of making a game like and went back to making their usual slop.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    game design is such a meme

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Put havok physics in the game
    >Take credit for basic shit that people have had done since fricking 2004

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Take credit for basic shit that people have had done since fricking 2004

      Name a game.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What came out in 2004?
        You dunce.
        Your next line is that it isn't specifically close enough to what TOTK is in which case, what mod came out for that game shortly after that.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still waiting.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    By the way, ACgay, why don't you go in threads about games you... You know, like? Instead of shitposting every day? I'm here because I like Zelda. I'd never go into a thread about a game I hate. Picrel.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ACgay, why don't you go in threads about games you... You know, like? Instead of shitposting every day?

      Isn't obvious? He's fricking seething with jealousy. Obsessively jealous.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >YOU CAN'T POST IN THREADS YOU LIKE WHILE POSTING IN THESE THREADS

      Multitasking is beyond this board, I see.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not what my point is, you're trying to obfuscate it. My proposition is that you stop going into threads where you get relentlessly BTFO and laughed at, and just enjoy threads about games you like instead.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >stop going into threads where you get relentlessly BTFO and laughed at,
          Ah yes, I'm being laughed at by coomers who think games like TF2 are "putrid dogshit" because they don't have enough waifus in them. Whatever will I do?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, tf2 is putrid dogshit for being westerns mtx lootbox GAAS slop

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Same with BOTW and any game that's compatible with amiibos.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your troonycession that you lost, ACsnoytroony

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Coomers
            What?
            >TF2
            What?
            What do coomers and a multiplayer game have to do with literally anything in this thread. Your post is literally the first mention of TF2, and there isn't one post with any sort of sexiness. Are you ok? Seeing ghosts?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Says the guy who defended the game being unusable because of bots because it's supposedly fun to try and avoid wallhack aimbots

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not my fault you only play on casual.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The game isn't usable for 99% of the population? Hah, just play the ranked mode no one plays bro!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Same with BOTW and any game that's compatible with amiibos.

                >this is the best defense ACsnoytroony could come up with
                Kek, tf2 definitely is putrid dogshit

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem of Zelda is that you have this great world but you don't feel as an hero at all, only a dude with broken weapons

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's been a problem since the GC days to be honest, and it's all due to the lack of urgency presented in the plot and generalized progression elements.
      MM is probably the last game where you feel like a genuine hero saving a world with massive consequences at stake.
      BoTW could've been that if the flashback cutscenes were their own playable segments, or if we had the opportunity to experience Hyrule and meet/fight with the champions in game before Calamity Ganon fricked everything up, but that didn't happen.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ooof tendie mods couldn't handle the truth they had to use the israeli censorship tactics as usual

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only post that was deleted
      Proof you didn't delete your own post?

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jewtindo BlackRock agents will call you:
    Eric
    Barry
    ACgay
    troony
    consolewargays
    Snoy
    Xbot
    Steamie drone

    but they never call you a LIAR

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a liar, and an Indian.

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If there was still an IP counter you just know these Zelda threads would have 20 posters max

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fair argument against TotK by people who actually play video games
    >tendies who cannot into arguments to even push an effort into defending their corporation instantly switch to making samegay made up schizo names and spam the thread again for a 88787997th time
    >also try to shitpost about AC6 an actual video game with freedom of players's choice when it mogged TotK at the awards
    i don't know man ACgay seems like a homosexual but he is still less of a homosexual than the spamming troonyeric guy and people who don't even play video games outside of bing bing wahoo casual shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rictroony, that cope already failed.
      and ACsnoytroony brought up AC6 first

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he has to use a shortened version now because it got janny'd
        hahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH pathetic cuck

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I accept your troonycession, Rictroony the subhuman 😉

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't what's said in that image already been done by stuff like the Source Engine over a decade ago

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The more solutions a puzzle has, the less the player has to figure out what to do, thus ridding the puzzle of that satisfying "ahah" moment.
    In a game where every solution is viable, the player never has to think, and as such, each puzzle will only be seen as an unsatisfying chore.

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've not played totk since launch. Is it time for another run or should I wait five more years?

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how none of the seethers can refute OPs video.

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    TotK is the most important game in the last 20 years. I consider it on par with the Sistine Chapel as a piece of art

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo are untouchable.

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another episode of tendies revealing they don't play games if nintendo doesn't make them
    Sad! But funny!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are you so obsessed with troony freaks?
      did you transition yourself and realized it was a mistake and now you cannot go back so you cope on the internet by spewing schizo bullshit? must be sad

      Rictroony, that cope isn't working

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The moment I posted my AC6 build he left
    Bro c'mon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ACgay got the fires of raven ending and then stopped he inadvertently admitted it in another thread he likes to pretend he played more of the game

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I played all three, but Fires of Raven is best.

        I've seen your criticisms, most of them seem to be relentless nitpicking more than a well reasoned argument. None of them are also original.

        So you're saying that not a single critique is valid? What basis do you make this claim on?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          post proof then or show your AC

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >prove yourself to the guy calling you a troony for 500 posts

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because you calling people indians is much better, right?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've never called someone an indian, and I apologize in advance for anyone who has called you an indian. You know that's not my modus operandi.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and I apologize in advance for anyone who has called you an indian
                Prove you're actually sorry.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Meant for

              I played all three, but Fires of Raven is best.

              [...]
              So you're saying that not a single critique is valid? What basis do you make this claim on?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              ACgay you're just proving that you are full of shit and need meds this is my second post on this thread

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's clear you don't care about evidence, since you'll just call me a gay anyway.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are the only one who never proves anything, ACsnoytroony

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he says, calling someone a snoy and a troony with no proof of either

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                and you still chose to base your entire identity about sucking off Nintendo?
                how is that not sadder?

                >Switch babies buying one of the few games their console has.
                No way, it's like saying Spiderman 2 is a good game because snoys ate that shit up.

                I accept your troonycession, ACsnoytroony

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                post your fight against "your abusive father" Erictroony
                Which is exactly named that 😉

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you know you could always choose not to be a disgusting corpocuck troony, right?
                think for yourself a bit?
                [...]
                these games are designed to be able to be beaten by children, anon
                have some self respect

                It's not the namecalling, it's the lack of an argument afterword. Like if you're gonna spew verbal diarrhea in my direction, at least try to reciprocate with a rebuttal.

                I accept your troonycession 😉

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                How the frick have you been shitposting in this site for this long and get offended by gay are an actual homosexual? do you want me to call you ACtroony then?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not the namecalling, it's the lack of an argument afterword. Like if you're gonna spew verbal diarrhea in my direction, at least try to reciprocate with a rebuttal.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have an Hypothesis
                ACgay did not beat more than the fires of raven
                so I ask for ACgay to post an his AC or proof that ACgay got the true ending
                ACgays makes excuses and acts like a homosexual
                so then I have a reasonable suspicion that either ACgay is lying and/or a huge homosexual

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Same thing he did when people wanted proof he played totk.
                no proof = he did not

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have an Hypothesis
                ACgay did not beat more than the fires of raven
                so I ask for ACgay to post an his AC or proof that ACgay got the true ending
                ACgays makes excuses and acts like a homosexual
                so then I have a reasonable suspicion that either ACgay is lying and/or a huge homosexual

                >I'm gonna keep calling you a gay and a troony and keep telling you to have a nice day
                >but if you don't do what I ask and post whatever I tell you to, then I'll.... keep doing it

                Wow, nice incentive, bro.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't a single Zelda game.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                What a great time to prove my point. Here's some of my favorite Zelda games on emulators, both vanilla and romhacks (not pictured: latest ship of harkinian build).

                As you can see, I do quite enjoy a good zelda game. Now, you're gonna change the goalposts and say "THAT DOESN'T COUNT, EMULATION ISN'T REAL!" thus proving that you'll never accept proof because you'll just keep changing goalposts.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just post a picture of your copy of totk with a timestamp, it's that easy

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, I don't think I will. It's not worth the effort to appease console warring shitposters.

                >totk nowhere to be seen
                Interesting.

                Alot of zelda games aren't there. That's because I only keep the games I like. Also, those games are the only ones with really good randomizers. Wanted to dabble in Wind Waker, but that's a little more tricky in terms of hacking.

                You know what I DID forget? The Oracle games. Maximum ludo.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Alot of zelda games aren't there. That's because I only keep the games I like
                How convenient.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not made of money. Why should I keep garbage on my hard drive if I'm never gonna touch it again?

                >Alot of zelda games aren't there

                None of them are there. You don't own a single Zelda game. Yet you have the sheer audacity to speak to real Zelda fan like me.

                This is like listen to a 5 year old who watches camjobs on his phone trying to lecture me about movies.

                >You don't own a single Zelda game.
                I don't see a difference between the imitation and the original. They both play the game. Except my versions can be modified and enjoyed at better resolutions and framerates, with quality of life improvement.s While your "legitimate versions" have.... amiibo support I guess?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't see a difference between the imitation and the original. They both play the game.

                If you aren't playing the game on original hardware you didn't play the game.

                Sorry but playing OoT on a fricking whacked emulator is not the same experience I had playing on the N64 with the controller it was designed for.

                This is something you cartoon tweens will never grasp. You're not a gamer. You're dogshit opinions ar proof enough of that. But your actual attitude towards gaming digusts me.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you aren't playing the game on original hardware you didn't play the game.
                I'm not buying your vintage copy of OOT for 500 dollars, scalper.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kek'd

                >You're dogshit
                So much for being british.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                why would I play something at 15fps when I can play it at a higher one?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Higher framerates are more casual

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >why would I play something at 15fps when I can play it at a higher one?

                Imagine hating the original OoT so much. Are you playing it with an N64 controller? If not your experience is shit. Sorry.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you didn't play the game, I accept your troonycession

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not made of money
                >I don't see a difference between the imitation and the original. They both play the game. Except my versions can be modified and enjoyed at better resolutions and framerates
                all the game I see are N64 and before
                do you even have agood enough PC to emulate at better framerates and resolution?
                are you too poor for a hardrive with more than a tera?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not a graphics prostitute, so my computer is a bit of a midrange. Good enough to run Yuzu and Ryujinx, but not much more. I don't even have a GPU above an RTX 2000. And no, I don't see the need of an HDD above 1 terabyte.

                When I told you guys that I hate graphics prostitutes and wastefulness, I damn well meant it. My games will look like crap and I will be happy.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                can you post specs or Ryujinix running? I find it hard to believe you
                a 2T HD is cheap as frick now

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've had alot of builds. More recent one would have to be an i3-9100 and a gtx-1080.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                just go system information and post an screenshot then

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah. I'm a little embarassed because I cheaped out with a Gigabyte MOBO. that definitely bit me in the past.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no proof from ACsnoytroony
                >again
                kek

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >JUST DOX YOURSELF PLEASE!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your troonycession that you can't, ACsnoytroony 😉
                You obviously don't even own a gaming pc, otherwise your would know better

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you just posted a bunch of roms and "proof" that you weren't samegayging

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >posting roms is the same as posting your social security number and credit card info :))

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                System information isn't a doxxx, ACsnoytroony

                I accept your troonycession that your don't have a gaming PC

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Skill issue

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                how is this a dox?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Alot of zelda games aren't there

                None of them are there. You don't own a single Zelda game. Yet you have the sheer audacity to speak to real Zelda fan like me.

                This is like listen to a 5 year old who watches camjobs on his phone trying to lecture me about movies.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                all the games that you posted that aren'ts hacks have longer intros than BoTW
                did you just picked a random zelda rompack to get "proof"

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hence why I have the hacks. Randomizers let you skip the entirety of the intros. Infact LTTP lets you start in the dark world if you please.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                so you don't like the games and just hacks then

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like Armored Core games prior to AC6, that doesn't mean they can't be fixed with balance patches and QOL hacks, like the one that lets you use analog sticks in AC2 and AA.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nah, I don't think I will. It's not worth the effort to appease console warring shitposters.
                I accept your troonycession that you can't

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't own a single Zelda game
                >doesn't own a single Nintendo system
                >only plays imitations of games on shitty broken emulators

                I thought this was a board for gaming fans?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >totk nowhere to be seen
                Interesting.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your troonycession that you haven't, ACsnoytroony 😉
                You never give proof because you can't, what incentive do I have not to call you a troony?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                sure then bro
                you didn't got the other 2 endings in AC6.
                and are more of a homosexual that the guys at /lgbt/ and probably needs meds since I didn't call you troony or told you to off yourself before but I will tell you now

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          average tendie NTRgroid

          YOOOOOOOOOOOO NO WAY
          THE "DEMON KING"????????
          HOW THE FRICKING DOES NINTEDO DO IT SIRS?

          Quality acgay discussion.

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    was this system worth spending 6 years of develpoment on?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rictroony, that cope isn't working
      >This is what acgay considers discussion btw
      >Keep seething in TotK threads XDD

      I accept your troonycession, ACsnoytroony

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      going by the public reaction, absolutely not but then again Nintendo doesn't have the talent anymore so we shouldn't be surprised.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Public reaction
        20 million in sales and counting? That's some awful public reaction. Oh wait you're talking about the irrelevant YouTube shitposters and Ganker.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          aaaand there it is
          the sales guy comparison i was waiting for
          now we have all the bingo in the Zelda thread
          we got the troony freak obsessed with ACsnoy
          we got the sales kids
          we got the corpo bootlickers
          we got the people who don't play video games ( tendies )

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No really though, where's the negative public reaction? If the game had negative publicity or a negative reaction it would sell badly right? Or at least get bad reviews, or user reviews.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              it has already turned around months ago
              of course since tendies are so pathetic they can't even full on say it was a shit rehased game they just tread the fine line between still calling it a masterpiece with flaws or just okay but hey whatever helps you sleep at night.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I go to it for fun exploration, creativity,
            you had to be disappointed then
            if you want a fun game that rewards exploration and doesn't waste your time then play any Deus Ex game.

            it has already turned around months ago
            of course since tendies are so pathetic they can't even full on say it was a shit rehased game they just tread the fine line between still calling it a masterpiece with flaws or just okay but hey whatever helps you sleep at night.

            newbies love companies and believe that everybody on Ganker who disagrees with x opinion is the same person.

            >the story is cute, seeing Link and Zelda so close to each other warms my heart

            Rictroony, you lost and got raped

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I accept your troonycession, Rictroony

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >was this system worth spending 6 years of develpoment on?

      Considering it's one of the most acclaimed and successful games of all time, yes?

      From a personal viewpoint, TotK is the best action adventure game I've ever played on any system. It's various gameplay mechanics and systems make every other game simplistic and baby-tier by comparison.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >TotK is the best action adventure game I've ever played on any system
        makes sense, nintendo consoles aren't know for their outstanding selection of titles in the genre

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm willing to bet I own more gaming systems and games than you do.

          Nintendo Hate Derangement Syndrome is rife amongst you tweens.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            and you still chose to base your entire identity about sucking off Nintendo?
            how is that not sadder?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not my fault Nintendo make the most interesting hardware and the best games.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you know you could always choose not to be a disgusting corpocuck troony, right?
                think for yourself a bit?

                3D dimensional extrapolation and problem solving is hard for Ganker morons I know.

                these games are designed to be able to be beaten by children, anon
                have some self respect

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >these games are designed to be able to be beaten by children,

                Red X on Minimap.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >these games are designed to be able to be beaten by children
                correct, as per design

                meanwhile your cinematic censored +18 snoyslop fails to challenge journalists

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                i always wonder and can't comprehend the constant deflection to snoy and nintendon't constantly as a fricking cycle on this shit board, what the frick is with all this dick measuring contest when things don't even make sense to compare eachother like X and X.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are misunderstanding things here.
                While you can give Nintendo shit for low tech gimmick hardware for children, they still understand that software sells consoles and you just need to make fun games before anything else.

                Sony needs to get its shit together.
                I know 6 people who had a ps4 and only one has a PS5 (and only because it was a gift from his gf)
                Sony produces one cinematic action adventure after another. That's apparently the only genre they know and they only live off 3rd party titles.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >its supposed to be shit per design
                good to know we agree

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Meant for

                I'm not expecting the game to give me absolute freedom because it didn't promise me absolute freedom, and even then it still lets you choose to kill everyone at the end.

                TOTK promised me complete and unfettered freedom in every single way. I'm simply holding it to that promise.

                [...]
                >want to mod the game to skip the intro
                >this makes the game better because less story

                >you want to mod the game to make cutscenes unskippable
                >this makes the game worse because nobody cares about story

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                huh? in what universe? 480p 20fps is an interesting hardware???????
                remakes and remasters are best games???

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Schzios gonna seethe about thr Nintendomination.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >one of the most
        >of all time
        lmao zoomers ffs
        can't make this shit up

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >96 metacritic rating
          >10 million sold in its first 3 days

          Ya seethin

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Switch babies buying one of the few games their console has.
            No way, it's like saying Spiderman 2 is a good game because snoys ate that shit up.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Building is not fun if your game is not an engineering game.
          It just feels like extra steps to do something you used to do easier in other Zelda games, with no real challenge... Just glue shit together and procure the items.

          flash games i used to play on a school PC web browser were more innovative and unique than TotK.

          Rictroony, you lost and got raped

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rictroony, that cope isn't working
    >This is what acgay considers discussion btw
    >Keep seething in TotK threads XDD

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you forget about breath of the wild?

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    these zelda threads need a porn/gore spammer as a palette cleanse

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker has needed a full time gorespammer since gorespammer disappeared
      I miss accelspammer, personally even if he wasn't posting gore

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ninteBlack folk need to be fricking killed that would cleanse palettes and save gaming, they need to be fricking exterminated, all of them

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That looks like shit in comparison and plays like shit too

        Rictroony, you lost and got raped 😉

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nintroony, you lost and got raped 😉

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >*angry brazilian macaco noises*

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    immersive sims do this without physics though. systems interacting is what creates the type of gameplay mentioned. physics is just one system available to designers.

    kinda myopic of nintendo imho

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      all the zelda games have their immersive cartoon logic going on while immersive sim try emulate real world stuff.
      Zelda games instead try to get into the game by making you think in the game logic
      that's the part of the appeal of the zelda games and botw an tok go harder in that aspect

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok but what does the mentally ill troony mean by
    >Which is exactly named that 😉

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never called someone an indian, and I apologize in advance for anyone who has called you an indian. You know that's not my modus operandi.

      It's clear you don't care about evidence, since you'll just call me a gay anyway.

      >TotK is the best action adventure game I've ever played on any system
      makes sense, nintendo consoles aren't know for their outstanding selection of titles in the genre

      ACsnoytroony, you are only proving you haven't played the game.
      you are impressing nobody who did.

      Why aren't you posting the fight VS "The demon king".
      Which is exactly named that 😉

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Building is not fun if your game is not an engineering game.
    It just feels like extra steps to do something you used to do easier in other Zelda games, with no real challenge... Just glue shit together and procure the items.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And even engineering games are extremely autistic and boring, this mechanic has no place in a Zelda game.
      It literally has nothing to do with the core mechanics people actually want to see from it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Playing ToK
      >what's that over there?
      >it's a cave in the river bed
      >but I can't swim that far
      >maybe I can look around?
      >maybe I can chop those trees down and make a boat?
      >maybe I can build a bridge?
      >maybe a flying machine?
      >how will I get there?

      Playing older Zelda games
      >what's over there?
      >oh I can't go over there...
      >the game doesn't exist past these fake walls...
      >there's no world....

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >maybe I can chop those trees
        You lost me.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          3D dimensional extrapolation and problem solving is hard for Ganker morons I know.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Chopping trees
            >Problem solving
            Kek man Tendies are even worse than snoys.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              They buy those barely games from gamefreak, they deserve no respect.
              The only actual good games Nintendo makes are the 3D Mario ones but those now come once a gen.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what's that over there?
        >oh wait, I'm not allowed to go there until the cinematic tutorial plays out

        >what's in that city?
        >oh wait, the game says I'm not allowed in there unless I crossdress
        >maybe I could sneak in?
        >NOPE, MAGIC INVISIBLE WALLS AND FORCEFIELDS EVERYWHERE

        hmmm....

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what's in that city?
          >oh wait, the game says I'm not allowed in there unless I crossdress

          1) That's TotK not BotW. moron.
          2) That's a QUEST. That's curated handcrafted content. moron.

          Keep the Humiliation Ritual going.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >That's curated handcrafted content. moron.
            Why? Why can't I sequence break the event or at least approach it in multiple ways? What gameplay justification are they giving me?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >BotW doesn't have any content!
              >apparently from all that curated handcrafted content!

              You have the freedom to walk away.
              You don't even need to go the desert.

              Keep embarrassing yourself.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >BOTW quests are open ended and offer you creative freedom
                >NO NOT LIKE THAT

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              huh? in what universe? 480p 20fps is an interesting hardware???????
              remakes and remasters are best games???

              >Bethesda tier quests are handcrafted and curated now

              >BOTW quests are open ended and offer you creative freedom
              >NO NOT LIKE THAT

              Why can't I sequence break on troonyraria?
              and you are console warring, ACsnoytroony.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >That's a QUEST. That's curated handcrafted content. moron.
            What did he mean by that? Even Bethesda quests have more freedom than that.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Bethesda tier quests are handcrafted and curated now

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >gets BTFO
              >starts shitposting harder

              Keep the Humiliation Ritual going.

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    flash games i used to play on a school PC web browser were more innovative and unique than TotK.

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like TotK but after seeing the sign guy thrice within 15 minutes you start really not wanting to interact with him for the rest of the game. Especially for a shitty reward and with 90% of his puzzles being cheeseable the same way. They overdid it on the repetitive content. Should have been way more rare, but with much better rewards.

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played it myself but a lot of friends and family members have and they all seem decently happy with it... dunno why Ganker hates when people have fun with a popular game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody likes an obnoxious Nintendo fanboy saying "your game is dogshit because it didn't sell alot!". It's why they all hate on games like Pizza Tower. Good chance they'll shit on Anton Blast too, even though that's getting a switch version. All because it's not an exclusive they can gloat over.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        [citation needed]

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off newhomosexual
      you would know tendies have burned all non-nintendo threads for months now especially since TotK was a failure and embarassment.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You asked for an adventure game, that's the best there is. Sorry to hear you need 300 shrine puzzles made for 6 year olds to keep you entertained

        Rictroony, that embarrassing snoy victim complex is helping you.nobody believes you.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          who the frick is rick? Thats the first time I've posted in the thread

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >its supposed to be shit per design
          good to know we agree

          who the frick is rick? Thats the first time I've posted in the thread

          i always wonder and can't comprehend the constant deflection to snoy and nintendon't constantly as a fricking cycle on this shit board, what the frick is with all this dick measuring contest when things don't even make sense to compare eachother like X and X.

          I accept your troonycession, Rictroony

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6 years for an empty Hyrule storage room
    >6 years for survival game mechanics that everyone is tired of
    >6 years for 4 dungeons, where getting to them is more fun than the dungeon itself.
    Aonuma is a moron and I'm glad he got embarrassed at the VGA.

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute autism

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >immersion is bad!

      KYS tween.

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cücklar blade trannies mad their garbage coombait got censored I see

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    woah, nintendo invented open world gameplay!

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    674685917
    homosexual

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These threads are perpetuated by the same 3 or so colossal fricking morons who live in them just to guzzle Nintendo's cum and shit it out all over the board and I have no clue why anybody engages with them or why the jannies don't delete them on sight and instead go after actual game discussion.

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker BTFO

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people say ToTK is just Garry's Mod
    >Nintendo tells Garry's Mod to remove all Nintendo property
    Lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Aaron Peters tells Garry's Mod to remove all Nintendo property
      ftfy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek'd

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder ascend is a cheap workaround to fix the garbage stamina/climbing mechanic

    even assassins creed doesnt make this mistake.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ach didn't have a climbing system, only pre-determined pseudo ladders

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    are zoomers on Ganker just moronic or do they really think this isn't just a botw expansion pack with no soul

    BG3 mogs it in literally every way

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek'd

      >people say ToTK is just Garry's Mod
      >Nintendo tells Garry's Mod to remove all Nintendo property
      Lol

      Sametroony harder, Eric

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    half-life 2 had better physics and puzzles and maps, 20+ years ago.

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nuts and Bolts did it, like 15 before. Also Gary's mod.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nuts and Bolts did it, like 15 before.

      When I read posts like this I'm just baffled as to how moronic and stupid the c**ts on this board are.

      Nuts & Bolts has you building vehicles in a subscreen.

      TotK has you building vehicles in open gameplay WITHIN the game engine, all elements containing their own weight, gravitational potential, elemental and physical attributes combining and interacting with each seamlessly.

      If you can't understand the difference - or how complicated it must have been to code this - then you really need to stay in school or perhaps even just have a nice day to save the human race from the burden you might breed one day.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nuts & Bolts has you building vehicles in a subscreen.
        >TotK has you building vehicles in open gameplay WITHIN the game engin
        Nintendo... I kneel. I can see how everything is different now...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eric, you haven't played either

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >building vehicles in open gameplay WITHIN the game engine
        Little no-name indie games like scrap mechanic were doing this before botw was even out. All nintendo did was continue to castrate zelda to trendchase after the open world sandbox meme. This shit is gay, you're moronic, and if you want your autistic legos just go pc and buy that same type of dime a dozen slop that gets released every other week since the advent of minecraft. But no, you won't do that because you need to insert the nintendo logo up your ass and loudly moan all over the board how far up you can stick it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rictroony, that cope already failed.
          Scrao mechanic only dies cdi less and uses tons of premade shit for t

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            rip in piss

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              OH NO NO NO NO

              You lost and got raped 😉

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    those conventions always mention games, but you got hung up on this one convention cuz it mentions your favorite nintendie game and you can't help but feel excited

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eric, you lost and got raped

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    can we talk about how the fusion mechanic was worthless?
    >fuse this shit to this shit to make SLIGHTLY MORE DURABLE SHIT
    woooooooooooooow

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    While this thread drops to page 10 nobody will know I'm gay

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ACsnoytroony ran away
    Kek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintroony still crying
      Kek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      See [...]

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      [...]

      Sametroony harder, you lost and got raped 😉

      >why won't you post your personal information :~~*

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where is the personal information in that?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >posting your social security number isn't personal! it's not your name at least!

          The worst part is that you think I'll fall for that.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no argument
            I accept your troonycession, ACsnoytroony.
            You lost, as always

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I accept your troonycession, nintroony, :^)
              You lose, as always

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            your social security number isn't personal! it's not your name at least!
            Where's the personal information in

            how is this a dox?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You forgot to crop out your personal name Jeremy.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your troonycession, nintroony, :^)
                You lose, as always

                Nintroony, I accept your troonycession, you lost and got raped :^)

                I accept your troonycession, Eric.
                you lost and got raped

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your troonycession, Nintroony, you lost and got raped ^_^

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your troonycession and you lost and got raped

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your troonycession, Nintroony, you lost and got raped :^)

              • 2 months ago
                You lost and got raped, Rictranny

                bump

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your troonycession, Nintroony, you lost and got raped :^)

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your troonycession, Nintroony, you lost and got raped 😉

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your troonycession, Nintroony, you lost and got raped 😉

              • 2 months ago
                You lost and got raped, Rictranny

                I accept your troonycession, Nintroony, you lost and got raped 😉

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >autistic morons arguing over a forgettable zelda game
    sad

    at least make an OOT thread

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendosnoys are pathetic

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