>Thank you for the new shotgun, Shepard!
>Keelah, I can’t wait to blow a filthy Batarian scum’s brains out with this!
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>Thank you for the new shotgun, Shepard!
>Thank you for the new shotgun, Shepard!
>Keelah, I can’t wait to blow a filthy Batarian scum’s brains out with this!
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>Batarian
>brains
Tali's so ugly. Worst girl.
b***h you can't see what she looks like.
But you can, and she's cute
you a homosexual, moronic, or blind?
>0 personality or character in the only me that matters
Confirmed worst
that's why the helmet stays on
Players were baited. In ME1 and 2, we don't see her face, just her pretty good figure and we hear a very cute voice. Only in ME3 do we get that photo where we see her weird face and Herobrine eyes. Miranda all the way.
>miranda
literally the most boring choice
Miranda is fine if you’re like my Shepard and you’re just using her for sex.
>weird face and Herobrine eyes. Miranda all the way
lmao
Tali is cute (yes, even the old stock photo) and Miranda is fricking ugly, they fricked up her actress' face scan spectacularly
Can I frick the ship? Not the ugly android, the literal physical Normandy?
My homie
Built for krogan, batarians, yahgs, varrens etc
The Geth should have finished these filthy space gypsies off. Literally nobody would have missed them.
She would NEVER say that
>Miranda be like:
>I am eugenics project made perfect
>also Miranda:
>I CAN'T BREED
Why is that hard to understand? You can frick her raw as much as you want and she won’t get pregnant. Just make another test tube baby if you want kids with her.
I am not interested in sexdolls and baby DRM
>won't get pregnant
So she's worthless.
>Look, Shepard, I know this random girl who'd die of the common cold wouldn't be helpful at all in a combat scenario and I also only care about human interests but you have to bring her on your highly dangerous mission to save the galaxy, okay?
Aye Aye Sir!
If they wanted us to care about Batarians then why did they go out of their way to make them the 'evil slaver' race? Killing off a people that is only described as evil isn't much of a moral quandary. They were literally definitively evil.
Tali stole human technology from your ship. She actually backstabs you. Actually a backstabbing space gypsy.
its her culture, you racist. the mods should ban terra firma chuds like you from the extranet
>YOU STOLE SR1 TECH
>YOU BUMPED INTO THE CORE AND NOW YOU HAVE TO BE WASHED AND STERILIZED SO YOU GET
>NOTHING
turned out be one of the most worthless technology out there
>Eclipse saw through it, activates delf destruct protocol before you land
>collectors didn't gave a shit
>Noveria saw it before entering atmosphere of the planet
>Normandy can't stealth land near Virmire base
>a fricking cargo ship sensors pick it up
what the frick is the point of it
>put a proficient aerospace engineer to work the engines of your cutting edge space ship
>she learns how it works
Woooooow
pretty sure she hated geth and not batarians?
Tali is a canon cuckquean with a human fetish. She enjoys watching Shepard have sex with human women. Shepard doesn’t even let her touch herself while she watches, she is just forced to sit there, desperate and horny, while another woman gives her love the pleasure she cannot give him.
Tali and Shepard canonically frick like rabbits, so much so in fact that her body literally adapts to him and she can have sex without getting ill
>EDI has several petabytes worth of HD videos of Tali and Shepard doing FTL jumps in the captain's cabin.
>some of them end up forwarded to shadow broker anonymously