I'm over 30
What am I supposed to talk about at work as a 30+ year old gamer?
Do I just work and keep my mouth shut until the day I die or do I defy OP?
Unironically making your work part of your actual life is the worst mistake you can make. Frick those guys anon.
The small talk with your coworkers is supposed to be about the latest sportsball event, your vacations if you went somewhere and your familly if you have kids. You're not supposed to actually talk about yourself and your passions nobody care.
No. You should learn to talk about things other people enjoy. You should also expand your hobbies a bit so you have things in common with others aside from vidya. Get into music, pick up a leisure sport, start a useful hobby like cooking, whatever. I love vidya, but people who talk about it casually irl are soooooo fricking annoying.
>i hate when people talk about videogames casually! >how come they arent being bullied like they should be?? >they arent even putting in the work to pretend they have other hobbies!
I work with >20 year long friend that games with me every weekend >other dude our age that games a bit on weekends >zoomer dude who wants to game with me but plays gay games
so yeah what else am I gonna talk about OP? huh, homosexual?
The options were
1) develop additional interests like a normal adult, and only talk about games with the nerds
or
2) be a gigachad to the point you can get away with saying you play pokemon
In an ideal scenario you should be both
>tfw professional office job >tfw I’m the only person in my entire firm to have ever even been in the same room as a video game
I don’t know what these people even do in their free time, they’re all so stuffy and boring. One of my coworkers reads the Internal Revenue Code just for fun. They’re all so starved for entertainment that they’ll throw parties for random sports games. Being a normalgay must be so tedious.
i didn't mind that guy until he decorated his entire cubicle with printed out persona fan art and started bringing his switch to work to play games all day long
this one time this little tendie pipsqueek brought his Bingtendo switch to the jobsite me and all the boys laughed at him and slapped it out of his hands. then we cornered him by the portipotties and took turns on his mouth lmao
>he still act like its 2008 and assumes he will be bullied if he mentions videogames at work >he still probably lies about his hobbies when asked >he still doesnt realize this guarded nature is why people dont like him
>>he still doesnt realize this guarded nature is why people dont like him
This is very true. I started being more normal when I realized most people weren't trying to make fun of me 100% of the time and I learned to just be more truthful in general.
I don't believe I'll get bullied for mentioning I like Elden Ring, Asseto Corsa or Hell Let Loose
I might get bullied if I mention I like Shoujo Ramune, Monobeno and Maitetsu though
girls play what's popular, doesn't mean you won't lose all respect to them if you mention you like the very same games they do. They want to be dorky, they'll think you are a dork.
Ganker doesn't understand that video games have always been popular with normalgays and that they were bullied in school not for liking vidya but for being a shut-in nerd whose entire identity was video games
I'll always be glad that I was born in Italy where talking about games is absolutely taboo whether you're 30 or 13. Nothing worse than having to interact with nerds who try to talk you about this shit.
I don't complain about it, as I don't like talking about myself or my interests IRL, but it's a peculiar situation indeed. Growing up, I always thought I was weird for playing videogames. Then through the years I noticed that 90% of my friends, from elementary school to university, had at least a console and many games (including not mainstream ones, such as Armored Core). However no one, and I repeat no one, had ever dared to bring them out. Everyone was extremely embarassed about the topic. If you were forced to admit that gaming was your hobby by people pointing out your console, you downplayed it saying "oh I just play 1 hour on the weekends, yeah..." and if someone showed more enthusiasm than that, everyone else would joke about him being a childish nerd (to cover their own insecurity). This is all made even more oppressive by women who, if you even dare to mention video games, look at you as if you just said you have AIDS or do heroin in your free time.
I was hanging out with some friends the other day. They are normies but have fairly based taste in vidya. Someone asked if anyone played FFXI and I accidentally blurted out "no, I don't play that snoy shit". Everyone started laughing and made fun of the way I said snoy, thinking it was just me accidentally mispronouncing Sony like that. I was debating about whether or not to actually tell them what snoy meant but I just played along. Now they all call any Sony games "snoy games" which is somewhat based but I know they are only doing it at my expense.
>coworkers ask me what games I play >tell them games are gay and for children
I just don't want to talk about whatever AAA slop they talk about everyday, is that so hard to believe
It stops being weird when you are good with your coworkers and have a friendly relationship. On the other hand every hobby that the freak from works tells you about is shit. That one dude was trying to talk to me about his whiskey hobby and I made him shut up before speaking two sentences. I hate this guy, he's such a fegget.
That's why you NEVER talk about video games in public. Don't even answer "Haha... sometimes Tetris on my phone if I'm waiting for something" to a question like "Do you play any video games?". The answer should always be "No".
Not even ”no”, the best defense is attack. If someone starts to talk about video games to you, attack them, ridicule them, so it as loudly as possible to make it as embarrassing and damaging to them as possible. Nobody will ever suspect you, if you frame others first, so it’s the best way to survive socially.
I wish someone bullied me out of videogames when I was a kid. This shit ruined my life. I wish all the hours I spent in front of a stupid screen were spent on a bike or playing football or camping or anything else.
spent all my childhood playing football and got nothing out of it. Made all my actual friends through vidya. >camping
biggest normalgay cope, people who go into the woods to pretend they aren't a bunch of boring gays soigayging at the trees. Try hunting or fishing, actually builds character.
How do you even "talk" about videogames? >Ohh man that boss was so hard! Oh wow that's such a great weapon! Uhh... Uhhh.....
Just talk about the weather at that point
NTA, real answer.
You let them approach you with it, don't bring up the topic yourself, let them ask you if you play games. Here's how it should go: >hey Anon do you play games?
Yes, I like to play on (medium of choice). Do you play games? What do you play? It's important to steer the conversation back on them. If they approached you then they'll be eager to talk about it. >oh I play (whatever bullshit they actually wanted to talk about)
That's it. If you actually want to continue the conversation you ask them a few questions about whatever bullshit they like, and they'll feel like you're genuinely interested. You've had a successful conversation and you didn't even have to reveal your powerlevel. Be careful if you don't like this person though, because now they see you as friendly and they'll follow you around like a dog trying to talk to you about video games more.
This strategy works for things other than games too.
>high school 2011 or 2012 I forget >Skyrim is incredibly popular among surface level gamers >every day it's fricking arrow to the knee lmao, etc >bold autist speaks up one day in class, begins parroting Ganker loud enough for everyone to hear >"wide as an ocean and deep as a puddle" type stuff >I'm already a Gankerirgin at this point so I recognize it >say nothing >normalgay halo/gears of war enthusiasts openly mock him >"it's just a game bro like damn chill out lmao" >girls laugh, class laughs at him >I laugh at him >powerlevel hidden >still to this day no one knows I enjoy games
I feel like I would never be friends with the person I present to other people.
Thanks for reading my blog.
>chatting shit to co-worker >he is 34yo >getting evicted >spent thousands of dollars on roblox and gatcha bawds instead of paying rent >asks me if i want to buy his fursuit for $4k >be like: "ay yo back the frick up the hell you just say?" >shows me picks of his fricking fetish suit >its a fricking skittles taste the rainbow dog dildo umpa lumpa thing
Hitler was right. He was right about everything. Im sorry Hitler. Please forgive me.
My entire department talks about games. My boss is a 40 year old married boomer who plays Genshin Impact and the security guard prints counterfeit Pokemon cards.
>talking with boomer about games >Starts saying how much fun he has playing with his friends >Get invited to their discord >Chill guys who have maybe 2-3 hours a week to play >Fridays they all gather to play quake arena
I don't get why some of you are so insecure, just say what you love and don't be a pussy.
When I was in high school I saw a dude get beaten for months because he tried talking about videogames to people. The entire world isn't USA where everyone is a fat nerd.
How would your boyfriend feel if he saw you creaming and orgasming all over a big ugly bastard wiener? Huh? Imagine he came back home after a long day of work, wanting to kiss his cute little wife, but he finds her mindbroken, convulsing in the throes of pleasure as her butthole is stretched beyond salvation. Permanent damage is done. She shits herself right as her husband realizes what is happening. The ugly bastard takes his fat chode of a wiener out of her sharted, prolapsed intestines and puts it in her mouth. The same mouth that the husband kissed just 8 hours before. The same mouth that would've kissed his children goodnight. Reduced into a festering, shit stained, cum filled hole of a prostitute. The husband falls to his knees and cries as his wife is defiled - she doesn't even look at him. She doesn't care about him.
Suddenly, the ugly bastard dismounts the breeding sow and attacks the husband, snapping his spine and leaving him crippled, screaming in pain. The ugly bastard orders the wife to kill the poor fricker. She obeys. She gets up, prolapse still dangling from her broken bawd hole, semen dripping all over the floor of the house - same house she bought with her husband years ago, she remembers how happy she felt, how in love she felt. It all pales in comparison to the sexual pleasure she just experienced. No respect for the man who was once her husband remains in her. She sees him as he is: a dying grub. She steps ahead and raises her foot. The convulsing husband looks at her with broken eyes full of pain and betrayal. She doesn't even look at him.
Her foot falls down and her heel shatters the poor fricker's head in a horrible crunch. She spits on the grub's corpse and stumbles over to the ugly bastard, who is now ready for another round - the first of many to come. She falls go her knees and sucks on his hairy smelly balls, she licks his butthole, she prolapses. Days pass. They don't eat - they only frick, as the corpse of the husband festers and rots.
Do you understand that normalgays desire to kill anyone who does stuff they deem ”uncool”? If you reveal that you play video games, you will be shunned, mocked, maybe even physically beaten.
I would have said the exact same thing if you said you got invited to a snapchat group or whatever social media bullshit kids have these days. If it ain't anonymous, I'm not using it
I be gaining notoriety with my actions on discord with 3 accounts already banned, and this clown thinks he's some 4chin hackerman, do whatever you want Saddam. Stay in your hole.
>recently got a new coworker >cute blonde with a perfect hourglass figure >get introduced to her by my manager >she smiles in a sincere way >manager says "This is Anon, he's really obsessed with manga reading and videogames!" >immediately frowns afterward
I wish man
everyone at my job is an uninteresting af middle aged person with typical boomer interests. We banter and have fun small talk but I dont think theres much I could spark a convo on outside of work. Which is fine but I miss having fun coworkers.
>Drive out of work >Decide to blast my vidya playlist at max volume for once >Jam out to Third Strike's theme >5 minutes later I realise the cute girl who sits next to me was behind me the whole time
It's so fricking over lads
>Have coworker, mid 50s woman, very feisty >Been irritable all week >"Sorry Anon, I don't know why I'm so stressed, I've jerk offd every day this week" >Previously told me about her sex life but also how she hasn't had any in years
I cannot put into words how much I want to rail this fricking hag, but every time I try to hint she assumes I'm joking and laughs it off.
Terminated all you shitty conflict within """progresive""" CEOs who likes being dicks and censor everything, and """gamers""" who doesn´t know how economics AND logistics works and THEN we can talk.
I'm over 30
What am I supposed to talk about at work as a 30+ year old gamer?
Do I just work and keep my mouth shut until the day I die or do I defy OP?
>Do I just work and keep my mouth shut until the day I die
Yes.
>as a 30+ year old gamer
here's where you fricked up
>imagine shaping yourself in reaction to other people and the external, rather than living from within
forever stay an NPC
>giving up something you enjoy just because you get older
Sucks for you
get a real hobby like watching netflix you fricking child.
women do that
>netflix
>subscription service that only hosts WEF globohomosexual slop
why is everyone trying to put globohomosexual propaganda in my head?!
Unironically making your work part of your actual life is the worst mistake you can make. Frick those guys anon.
Yeah pretty much this
The small talk with your coworkers is supposed to be about the latest sportsball event, your vacations if you went somewhere and your familly if you have kids. You're not supposed to actually talk about yourself and your passions nobody care.
I always found that funny because sports are games that children play but only vidya is "for" children.
No. You should learn to talk about things other people enjoy. You should also expand your hobbies a bit so you have things in common with others aside from vidya. Get into music, pick up a leisure sport, start a useful hobby like cooking, whatever. I love vidya, but people who talk about it casually irl are soooooo fricking annoying.
>i hate when people talk about videogames casually!
>how come they arent being bullied like they should be??
>they arent even putting in the work to pretend they have other hobbies!
I work with
>20 year long friend that games with me every weekend
>other dude our age that games a bit on weekends
>zoomer dude who wants to game with me but plays gay games
so yeah what else am I gonna talk about OP? huh, homosexual?
The options were
1) develop additional interests like a normal adult, and only talk about games with the nerds
or
2) be a gigachad to the point you can get away with saying you play pokemon
In an ideal scenario you should be both
> talking to workmates.
>tranime
anime website homosexual
Anime is for homosexuals.
>But muh tranime board
A slave obeys
A man chooses.
I choose to be a homosexual
When do I start getting powers? You frickers promised
>frogposters
>tfw professional office job
>tfw I’m the only person in my entire firm to have ever even been in the same room as a video game
I don’t know what these people even do in their free time, they’re all so stuffy and boring. One of my coworkers reads the Internal Revenue Code just for fun. They’re all so starved for entertainment that they’ll throw parties for random sports games. Being a normalgay must be so tedious.
noooo you gotta talk about the latest sportsball game, what are you a child? real men watch buff dudes in costumes grapple each other for balls
games and anime are now mainstream if you haven't noticed, mister retaded zoomer
i didn't mind that guy until he decorated his entire cubicle with printed out persona fan art and started bringing his switch to work to play games all day long
>that guy that goes to work
couldnt be me
>that guy who "works" from home
Hey, it's me!
this one time this little tendie pipsqueek brought his Bingtendo switch to the jobsite me and all the boys laughed at him and slapped it out of his hands. then we cornered him by the portipotties and took turns on his mouth lmao
I don’t believe you have a jobsite. Enjoy your hand.
you fricked his face together? damn, you're a huge homosexual.
My boss talks about vidya all the time
Get a better job
>My boss talks about vidya all the time
walmart managers dont count
Are you jealous or bitter?
That's just the people where I work at in general.
Almost everyone at my shop plays vidya except a couple boomers and one fun-hating soulless Indian.
>he still act like its 2008 and assumes he will be bullied if he mentions videogames at work
>he still probably lies about his hobbies when asked
>he still doesnt realize this guarded nature is why people dont like him
>>he still doesnt realize this guarded nature is why people dont like him
This is very true. I started being more normal when I realized most people weren't trying to make fun of me 100% of the time and I learned to just be more truthful in general.
I don't believe I'll get bullied for mentioning I like Elden Ring, Asseto Corsa or Hell Let Loose
I might get bullied if I mention I like Shoujo Ramune, Monobeno and Maitetsu though
Anime and anime games are normal, practically every dorky girl plays genshin
I don't think my dorky female coworkers would be into Shoujo Ramune that much...
I knew a girl who talked about euphoria once, but she was very annoying
God, 1st world countries must be amazing
girls play what's popular, doesn't mean you won't lose all respect to them if you mention you like the very same games they do. They want to be dorky, they'll think you are a dork.
Ganker doesn't understand that video games have always been popular with normalgays and that they were bullied in school not for liking vidya but for being a shut-in nerd whose entire identity was video games
i have talked about games, coworkers at best mention pubg or mortal kombat. It's always normalgay core games, aka they don't actually play games.
>working
>that guy who posts on Ganker Ganker
>the guy who shits up image boards with his insecurities
I'll always be glad that I was born in Italy where talking about games is absolutely taboo whether you're 30 or 13. Nothing worse than having to interact with nerds who try to talk you about this shit.
Why are they taboo in Italy?
the don hates gamers
I don't complain about it, as I don't like talking about myself or my interests IRL, but it's a peculiar situation indeed. Growing up, I always thought I was weird for playing videogames. Then through the years I noticed that 90% of my friends, from elementary school to university, had at least a console and many games (including not mainstream ones, such as Armored Core). However no one, and I repeat no one, had ever dared to bring them out. Everyone was extremely embarassed about the topic. If you were forced to admit that gaming was your hobby by people pointing out your console, you downplayed it saying "oh I just play 1 hour on the weekends, yeah..." and if someone showed more enthusiasm than that, everyone else would joke about him being a childish nerd (to cover their own insecurity). This is all made even more oppressive by women who, if you even dare to mention video games, look at you as if you just said you have AIDS or do heroin in your free time.
*bring them up
>women
Couldn't care about female opinions
>that wagecuck in his 30s who posts cartoon frogs on a laotian underwater basket weaving forum
He should just play palworld
I was hanging out with some friends the other day. They are normies but have fairly based taste in vidya. Someone asked if anyone played FFXI and I accidentally blurted out "no, I don't play that snoy shit". Everyone started laughing and made fun of the way I said snoy, thinking it was just me accidentally mispronouncing Sony like that. I was debating about whether or not to actually tell them what snoy meant but I just played along. Now they all call any Sony games "snoy games" which is somewhat based but I know they are only doing it at my expense.
>having "friends"
>unironically using the word "normie"
>frogposting
>that guy who green texts
xD
My workplace has surprisingly many vidya players so it works out
>he goes to work
ngmi
dont you do that because your life doesnt allow it? and you browse Ganker? i bet you must be kyssing soon
>coworkers ask me what games I play
>tell them games are gay and for children
I just don't want to talk about whatever AAA slop they talk about everyday, is that so hard to believe
People working for a broken system will never not be funny to me.
>t.
Sorry sweaty Biden being president means more gibs for me, if you wanted me to not be a NEET you shouldn't put someone who gives out so much gibsmedat
Nice psyop post, I really believed it.
What? Okay.
It stops being weird when you are good with your coworkers and have a friendly relationship. On the other hand every hobby that the freak from works tells you about is shit. That one dude was trying to talk to me about his whiskey hobby and I made him shut up before speaking two sentences. I hate this guy, he's such a fegget.
That's why you NEVER talk about video games in public. Don't even answer "Haha... sometimes Tetris on my phone if I'm waiting for something" to a question like "Do you play any video games?". The answer should always be "No".
Not even ”no”, the best defense is attack. If someone starts to talk about video games to you, attack them, ridicule them, so it as loudly as possible to make it as embarrassing and damaging to them as possible. Nobody will ever suspect you, if you frame others first, so it’s the best way to survive socially.
I wish someone bullied me out of videogames when I was a kid. This shit ruined my life. I wish all the hours I spent in front of a stupid screen were spent on a bike or playing football or camping or anything else.
spent all my childhood playing football and got nothing out of it. Made all my actual friends through vidya.
>camping
biggest normalgay cope, people who go into the woods to pretend they aren't a bunch of boring gays soigayging at the trees. Try hunting or fishing, actually builds character.
You would be just an autistic little homosexual watching anime instead.
How do you even "talk" about videogames?
>Ohh man that boss was so hard! Oh wow that's such a great weapon! Uhh... Uhhh.....
Just talk about the weather at that point
Lmao I love it when actual autists post here. Never stop, autistic anon
Ok how would YOU talk about videogames IRL?
Like a normal person
So, no examples? How would you entertain a videogame discussion for more than 5 minutes of embarassed one liners?
NTA, real answer.
You let them approach you with it, don't bring up the topic yourself, let them ask you if you play games. Here's how it should go:
>hey Anon do you play games?
Yes, I like to play on (medium of choice). Do you play games? What do you play?
It's important to steer the conversation back on them. If they approached you then they'll be eager to talk about it.
>oh I play (whatever bullshit they actually wanted to talk about)
That's it. If you actually want to continue the conversation you ask them a few questions about whatever bullshit they like, and they'll feel like you're genuinely interested. You've had a successful conversation and you didn't even have to reveal your powerlevel. Be careful if you don't like this person though, because now they see you as friendly and they'll follow you around like a dog trying to talk to you about video games more.
This strategy works for things other than games too.
>co-worker starts talking about how he spent a month playing skyrim like it's outrageously long
>coworker makes arrow to the knee memes
>high school 2011 or 2012 I forget
>Skyrim is incredibly popular among surface level gamers
>every day it's fricking arrow to the knee lmao, etc
>bold autist speaks up one day in class, begins parroting Ganker loud enough for everyone to hear
>"wide as an ocean and deep as a puddle" type stuff
>I'm already a Gankerirgin at this point so I recognize it
>say nothing
>normalgay halo/gears of war enthusiasts openly mock him
>"it's just a game bro like damn chill out lmao"
>girls laugh, class laughs at him
>I laugh at him
>powerlevel hidden
>still to this day no one knows I enjoy games
I feel like I would never be friends with the person I present to other people.
Thanks for reading my blog.
dude deserved it for sperging out over video games in school
I agree with both of you.
Based gamer, voicing his opinion proudly despite the social outcry, you on the other hand? Still living in his shadow.
Yes. So?
>chatting shit to co-worker
>he is 34yo
>getting evicted
>spent thousands of dollars on roblox and gatcha bawds instead of paying rent
>asks me if i want to buy his fursuit for $4k
>be like: "ay yo back the frick up the hell you just say?"
>shows me picks of his fricking fetish suit
>its a fricking skittles taste the rainbow dog dildo umpa lumpa thing
Hitler was right. He was right about everything. Im sorry Hitler. Please forgive me.
can't imagine buying a fursuit, let alone a used knowing full well what it was used for
knowing furgays, being used it's probably exactly why would they buy it
>Cheaped out on a nice fursuit
>"Oh, please, methed-up German occultist. Save me from knowing things."
Should have bought it since you're already a stupid homosexual.
Better than being a furry.
My entire department talks about games. My boss is a 40 year old married boomer who plays Genshin Impact and the security guard prints counterfeit Pokemon cards.
>and the security guard prints counterfeit Pokemon cards.
NINTENDO SUE THIS MAN!
>talking with boomer about games
>Starts saying how much fun he has playing with his friends
>Get invited to their discord
>Chill guys who have maybe 2-3 hours a week to play
>Fridays they all gather to play quake arena
I don't get why some of you are so insecure, just say what you love and don't be a pussy.
When I was in high school I saw a dude get beaten for months because he tried talking about videogames to people. The entire world isn't USA where everyone is a fat nerd.
>just say what you love
i love my boyfriend
Keep it up anon, and be sure to tell them!
How would your boyfriend feel if he saw you creaming and orgasming all over a big ugly bastard wiener? Huh? Imagine he came back home after a long day of work, wanting to kiss his cute little wife, but he finds her mindbroken, convulsing in the throes of pleasure as her butthole is stretched beyond salvation. Permanent damage is done. She shits herself right as her husband realizes what is happening. The ugly bastard takes his fat chode of a wiener out of her sharted, prolapsed intestines and puts it in her mouth. The same mouth that the husband kissed just 8 hours before. The same mouth that would've kissed his children goodnight. Reduced into a festering, shit stained, cum filled hole of a prostitute. The husband falls to his knees and cries as his wife is defiled - she doesn't even look at him. She doesn't care about him.
Suddenly, the ugly bastard dismounts the breeding sow and attacks the husband, snapping his spine and leaving him crippled, screaming in pain. The ugly bastard orders the wife to kill the poor fricker. She obeys. She gets up, prolapse still dangling from her broken bawd hole, semen dripping all over the floor of the house - same house she bought with her husband years ago, she remembers how happy she felt, how in love she felt. It all pales in comparison to the sexual pleasure she just experienced. No respect for the man who was once her husband remains in her. She sees him as he is: a dying grub. She steps ahead and raises her foot. The convulsing husband looks at her with broken eyes full of pain and betrayal. She doesn't even look at him.
Her foot falls down and her heel shatters the poor fricker's head in a horrible crunch. She spits on the grub's corpse and stumbles over to the ugly bastard, who is now ready for another round - the first of many to come. She falls go her knees and sucks on his hairy smelly balls, she licks his butthole, she prolapses. Days pass. They don't eat - they only frick, as the corpse of the husband festers and rots.
im not a girl though
I think you forgot where you are
Do you understand that normalgays desire to kill anyone who does stuff they deem ”uncool”? If you reveal that you play video games, you will be shunned, mocked, maybe even physically beaten.
Stop memeing anon, some dummies will eat it up.
>Get invited to their discord
no thanks
You people are like the vegans about discord. You have to tell someone on Ganker, as everyone else ignores you. Thank god for Discord.
I would have said the exact same thing if you said you got invited to a snapchat group or whatever social media bullshit kids have these days. If it ain't anonymous, I'm not using it
I be gaining notoriety with my actions on discord with 3 accounts already banned, and this clown thinks he's some 4chin hackerman, do whatever you want Saddam. Stay in your hole.
I would have to be physically tortured before I admit I play videogames IRL.
I talk about games at work, but that's because I make games 10 million people have played
>Yes it's triple A slop
>work from home
>literally just read manga all day
such is life
>that guy in his 20s spending his youth on Ganker
imagine
>its another episode of Gankerners being proud of being a disgrace to their parents
I sometimes play homm3 soundtracks in the office. If they don't know what it is or don't like it I show them the door.
Zoomies in here pretending like they'll be so 'above it all' and done with gaming when they're in their 30s.
I show my co-workers my lara croft boob mouse pad.
>recently got a new coworker
>cute blonde with a perfect hourglass figure
>get introduced to her by my manager
>she smiles in a sincere way
>manager says "This is Anon, he's really obsessed with manga reading and videogames!"
>immediately frowns afterward
Entirely your fault for revealing that shit about yourself
owned
>35
>work for myself at home
Feels good not having a boss and not having to make small chat with people I hate
What do you do, anon? This is the dream.
I make video games with my brother now, but I was able to quit my job because I made bank off crypto trading.
I wish man
everyone at my job is an uninteresting af middle aged person with typical boomer interests. We banter and have fun small talk but I dont think theres much I could spark a convo on outside of work. Which is fine but I miss having fun coworkers.
so literally everyone at work
-t. has a job
My 50yr old work buddies got me into halo
>Drive out of work
>Decide to blast my vidya playlist at max volume for once
>Jam out to Third Strike's theme
>5 minutes later I realise the cute girl who sits next to me was behind me the whole time
It's so fricking over lads
That's a fantastic track THOUGH
>30+
>still working
>Have coworker, mid 50s woman, very feisty
>Been irritable all week
>"Sorry Anon, I don't know why I'm so stressed, I've jerk offd every day this week"
>Previously told me about her sex life but also how she hasn't had any in years
I cannot put into words how much I want to rail this fricking hag, but every time I try to hint she assumes I'm joking and laughs it off.
She's giving you the greenlight and you're to pussy to grab her ass or something to show her you're serious
can't believe op baited so many people in this thread. he's probably that guy too, kek.
Terminated all you shitty conflict within """progresive""" CEOs who likes being dicks and censor everything, and """gamers""" who doesn´t know how economics AND logistics works and THEN we can talk.