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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I skipped that shit assuming I must have missed some upgrade, I could not believe it was THAT bullshit. Does it actually need to be frame-perfect? It felt like it.
    I used save states and it still took forever frick

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is not frame perfect but close I think, I think you have 2 frames

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just charge shot shotgun ice.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just use the charge upgrade to get the charge upgrade
        guh??

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Problem?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      quite close

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb child me could do it so you shoud be able to do it too

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Make it and kick the first two away
    >slip without connecting to the ones behind it
    now you're proper fricked

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is the aspect ratio so fricked in that screenshot

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP is one of those guys I guess

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        someone should tell him thats not proper widescreen

  5. 5 months ago
    saucy

    Why not just use the updash

    You have it already

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's no updash in X1

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        not with that mindset there isnt

        • 5 months ago
          saucy

          there's no updash in X1

          oh is it X?

          Okay well yeah, you'd have to time it, but it's pretty easy on a CRT or 1ms monitor.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's updash?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing much, but my name isn't Dash.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        x3 exclusive powerup

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some of the secrets would be easier to get to if the dash-walljump wasn't jank to pull off.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >weeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllcome to maaaaaaaaario kaaaaart

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      its amazing how many videos i see on youtube by people playing emulated games advertising "1080p 60fps widescreen" and their shit always looks like this because they dont know how to use the proper widescreen codes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finally, some proper splitscreen

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So so many people unironically do this because they hate black bars

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't consider such creatures to be "people."

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even ignoring the edited widescreen, how can someone be proud enough of this shitty setup to post it to reddit or whatever?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is goebbels giving Mario a mushroom?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      now this is racing

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wider

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mr. Aspect, I don't feel so good.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    just use the fully charged shotgun ice platform idiot

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The power up charge shot is up there.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        just use the fully charged shotgun ice platform idiot

        Lol

        Also there is a reason why zero gives it to you before he dies

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >like 9
    >no save states
    >no guides
    >never had a problem with it
    git gud zoomer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was also able to do the same as 7 years old.
      I've played it again, like 3 weeks ago and I did it again in like less than 10sec...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember it taking a few tries, normally. I would say "nice" or someshit if I got it in one try.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ive beaten this game dozens of times and this jump always fricks me up.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If a nine year old me could do it in less than twenty minutes then it's not that moron.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That part in Wheel Gator's stage
    >Could never get it with the Chain Strike

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could never figure out what this was for as a kid since I thought you needed the buster upgrade to even get up there.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah that aspect ratio is dog shit.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ehh

  16. 5 months ago
    sage

    why dont snes games look good?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that jump is easy compared top boomer kuwanger iceless E tank

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all these scrubs can't perform a simple dash jump

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You did find the secret area when you were a kid right?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is? You just slide jump like normal?

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    oldgays were trained from birth on pixel perfect platformers

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I remember correctly. I use the fire weapon (it shoots up), then I use the upward nova strike.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is X3 so fricking hard compared to X1 and 2?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more shooting focused than platforming, enemies deal a lot of damage, and you are pushed more into utilizing the sub weapons. X3 has very strong sub weapons overall though.

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