>the alliance's fatal flaw is that they think they're inherently better than everyone

>the alliance's fatal flaw is that they think they're inherently better than everyone
>warcraft writes storylines in a way that the alliance is, objectively, morally superior to everyone else and it isn't up for debate
>new expansions don't bother trying to give the alliance depth past ineffective goody two-shoes
>any alliance member with half a brain is seen as an anomaly
Bravo

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2015+8
    >Still caring about WoW
    I stopped at Cataclysm and even then, it was on a visible decline. Get A Fricking Life you Loser or at least play something else.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP. WoW was already on a downhill slope during (not after) Wrath. Cata dealt the killing blow. I can't believe anyone still willingly gives Blizzard money to this day.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      woah epic gigachad who doesn't play WoW but probably something just as gay if not gayer. very cool

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the moral wrongdoings of the Alliance amount to "if you kill your enemies, they win" and "wanting revenge makes you evil"
    Sure is stupid

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the problem with alliance is no big tauren women

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      draenei women are best

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        sure if you like pegging

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          And you know I do

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    In Vanilla outside of the Tauren the Horde are objectively the bad guys
    >Orcs are foreign invaders who brought fricking demons to Azeroth
    >Trolls are a parasite wherever they go
    >UD are unholy abominations building their own plague to wipe out all life

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      are a parasite wherever they go
      >the first natives of Azeroth
      You first corrupted titan construct

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >trolls
        >first anything except in failure
        This is what parasites unironically believe lmao.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          reminder that Night Elves are mutant troll mutts lmao

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Troll were actually there first in pretty much every case. Especially the Horde ones, who were just some chill frickers on an island not messing with anyone for most their history.
      Hell, Elves are just trolls with substance abuse problems.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elves are trolls that actually evolved, you mean.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah they stuck their heads into a weird planet sphincter that was previously Y'Shaarj's toilet that the titans made by accident.
          And then it got rid of their tusks and made them hippies.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >noooo they think they are better than me so i will murder everyone!
    leftist subhuman writing

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why Cata failed and ruined the direction of the game. Blizzard refused to make the Alliance interesting and chose to make the Horde play heel.

    Maybe it would sort of work if the horde was fully evil, but that would never fly with Chris "Orcs dindu nuffin" Metzen.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>the alliance's fatal flaw is that they are a blizzard ip

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >expansions don't bother trying to give the alliance depth
    Fixed that for you. Metzen coming back means The Horde gets hours and hours of new cutscenes, while we get generic fetch quests, with no unique pets or fun items.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Horde has always had a bias but OP is correct in that blizzard is afraid of making the alliance imperfect for the sake of appeasing chinks.

      The fact that the cata cycle happened twice in BFA is embarassing enough.
      >Horde had evil leader
      >Horde kicks the alliance ass
      >the "good" parts of the horde rebel
      >The alliance and horde traitors kill a leader
      >"Horde is good!"
      How long they gonna keep that dumbass cycle going? Horde already lost most of its leaders compared to the alliance.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick the alliance. Frick the orcs. Frick the beast races. For Lordaeron. For the humans.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Frick the alliance. Frick the orcs. Frick the beast races. For Lordaeron. For the humans.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alliance plot could have been more interesting if they included more political corruption. The leaders of the Alliance get along too well to be interesting. They should have pushed Genn being vindictive and willing to die for revenge more. They paired him with goody good boy Anduin and all it amounted to was Anduin scolding him. It should have been stuff like Genn bending orders or going too far and forcing Anduin to stone up and reprimand him for real.
    Then again I think the Horde also blew their load this that sorta stuff because now all the bastard leaders in their faction are gone.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every time there is a bad human faction it's always some criminal element or soon to be disposed of noble house.

      The alliance will never be portrayed as an aggressor wanting to take land, like Garrosh did.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no internal conflict allowed despite numerous opportunities
    >no forsaken question answered
    >no debate about elf population integration
    >no debate if worgen should be allowed to join up
    >blindly trusting aliens a.k.a goats
    >zero fricks about dwarf civil war
    >zero fricks about anduin getting childnapped during said civil war
    >zero fricks about return of Magni Bronzebeard
    >zero fricks about night elves left to fend for themselves
    graham cracker tier

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah you could have done a lot of shit. The fact that there was never any animosity from the Dwarves having to take in the surviving population of Gnomeregan for like, a decade and support them when they had nothing is bizarre.
      Hell that had a good start with the Defias Brotherhood, because they legit DID get fricked over and had a reason to be upset. But they just had them be moustache twirling villains at like level 15 and then they stop mattering.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't the kidnapping and Magni's return addressed in the novels?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        slap on the wrist and a few gasps is a nothing burger

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if that season of discovery thing has any unique story? Honestly just starting the lore again from classic might be a chance to fix it but I doubt it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It probably will, and it will probably suck ass.

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