Its been seven months. We had so much time to downvote this and review bomb the game. Make posts rightfully calling out it's mediocreness.
But you c**ts aren't doing there share. We could have had the games steam rating as mostly negative by now. But YOU FRICKS CAN'T PUT THERE MONEY WERE TERE MOUTH IS.
I've made almost SEVENMTY fake emails to lower the score on metacritic. Do te same. Upvote negative reviews on all sites. WE CAN SEND A MESSAGE
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Not your personal army, frick off homosexual
Not your personal army moron
Also the game is great, tongue my anus
Beloved game.
FRICK SHILLS
I was disappointed with the game. By the end I was playing for it to be over. Not because I cared about the story or wanted to see what was next.
FRICK ELDEN SHILLS
well now i have to play it
THEY CANT WIN
Best game ever made. Seethe and dilate, troon.
Yeah, the game isn't all that great, but I'm not review bombing it, especially not at the behest of some homosexual like you OP. Kys.
ARGHHH
Why do mentally ill trannies hate this great game so much?
Because, lacking skills of any kind, disliking things other people like is the closest they can get to feeling superior to any other human being
>cant compete in real life
>pay israeli doctor money to destroy genitals
>cant compete in Elden Ring
>write 90 fake reviews on memecritic
lmao
>make game without black people
>soibois hate it
lmao
Reminder that these threads are made solely so OP can screenshot his own post and upload it to reddit as "proof" that all Elden Ring criticism comes from reviewbombing trolls.
I don't care if everyone plays and enjoys this game except me. Its a containment game for gays and autists so I can enjoy the real shit.