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>before the bombings: wars
>after the bombings: no wars
>"noooo I destroyed the world what have I done"
What did Oppenheimer mean by this
something about bombing 2 civilian cities might have something to do with it.
>civilian
Pearl Harbor was a valid target
>valid
what do you mean by this?
It was heckin' valid, wholesome, and totally a woman UwU
He means that the Japanese believed if they did a pre-emptive strike on the United States' pacific fleet while all their carriers were docked, that it'd give them the time to eventually refine oil and other precious fuel from refineries in Singapore and throughout south east asia. Everything was sound but the crucial intel they received was faulty since they had everything laid out for them but the crucial carriers being out for training was coincidentally kept out of the intel. It's led people to think that it could have been faulty info given from Churchill's government in order to bring the U.S. into the war.
Yeah the idea that we 100% knew Pearl Harbor was coming and let it happen is one of the biggest misconceptions of the event
>Japan was 4000 miles away in a time when it took a long time to go that far
>they weren't at war at the time so no one was supposed to be prepared for an attack
>the Japs and to a lesser extent the British were the only ones who really understood the power of carrier attack fleets prior to this attack
>none of the codes they were listening in on made mention of this attack as the Pearl Harbor plan was Plan B, Plan A they originally wanted was an all-out attack on the Philippines
>speaking of which, the Philippines, Wake Island, Singapore, French Indochina, and Guam were all seen as more likely targets (and in fairness, the Japs hit all of those too on the very same day as Pearl Harbor)
>it was a plan so crazy that Yamamoto Isoroku admitted that if it didn't work, they might as well just surrender right then and there
Before someone brings up that Admiral Kimmel was briefed on the possible danger of a Japanese attack, he believed it was possible, just incredibly improbable. He got demoted from a 4 star to a 2 star over his lack of preparation just in case. Yes, we were in an economic war with Japan at the time, but we thought they were going to hit somewhere else and the most likely target was the Philippines. If you want a source for all this shit, here's the official investigation on what happened
https://web.archive.org/web/20170123070053/https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP80R01731R001300120001-8.pdf
Part 2
The 1946 government investigation into our complete lack of preparation for the Pearl Harbor attack, based on intelligence reports at the time. Drawn up by the CIA back when it was called the CIG and backed by the War Department, declassified in 2007. Both Kimmel and the Philippine Naval Command were briefed fortnightly on all interecepted Japanese communications under the codename "Magic". The last coded message we received in relation to Hawaii was a communication between a Japanese resident (listed only as "Mori") of Oahu and the home islands less than 24 hours before the attack that were deemed suspicious but not an indication that an attack was immediate. All research indicates that our intelligence at the time deemed such an attack on a heavily militarized position, even if we didn't know about it, would be tantamount to immensely bad intelligence on the Japanese's part, which was dismissed as all other code interceptions indicated that they were extensive in surveying the strength of the American economy in gearing up for war. In addition, it was Admiral Kimmel's belief that the Japanese fleet were still in home waters on December 1st. The reason for this is because on midnight of December 1st, the Japanese navy radio call signs had changed, only 1 month after the previous change when the trend up to that point had been to change every 6 months. Therefore Kimmel determined that the ships were still near the home islands at the time, only 6 days away from an attack that takes weeks to reach said destination.
I encourage reading the entire document. I did. The amount of frickups we made by our own admission here is mind-numbing. You know, the whole idea of "it's better that evil people are in charge than incompetent people because at least when bad things happen due to evil people, it was according to a plan being followed?" I think I understand that mindset now, because boy does this document not inspire confidence in our military.
Imagine all the shit that has been avoided due to good military and foreign policy decisions.
It's pretty wild how genuinely evil the United States is when you read all the crazy shit they did durnig WW2. Killing ~1200 innocent French soldiers instead of just killing the admiral and replacing him. The use of nukes past the first one was completely unnecessary. And the fact we thought it was a good idea to reinstate a bunch of blatantly evil politicians that fueled Japan's involvement in WW2. Getting involved with Narita AT ALL. It's fuinny to think that indirectly the United States helped kill Abe since it was his fricking grandfather who was a well-known Moony who is considered "the" person who allowed the Moonies into Japan. on and on
>The use of nukes past the first one was completely unnecessary.
The most common bootlicker response I see people use for this one is that the first bomb was demonstrating its power, the second bomb was to show they could be mass produced.
>Killing ~1200 innocent French soldiers instead of just killing the admiral and replacing him
Frenchpill me on this please?
>Getting involved with Narita AT ALL
This as well pls.
>French
I don't remember all the details but when French surrendered they (the United States) were afraid that their ships would be captured by the Germans. The Admiral or whatever at the time basically dragged his feet on the matter. So the US got involved and burned down a frick ton of ships, killing 1200 French soldiers in the process. And in the end it didn't really matter because all those ships were meant to be scuttled shortly afterwards. And the ships that weren't destroyed by the US were actually scuttled by the French just like they said they would. So all in all a complete waste of human life killed by their own supposed allies.
>Narita
Narita Airport was a security asset put in Narita against the will of the people. Remember this is the US puppet government Japan. And long story short it was a massive protest that to this day is a historical blackspot. Especially cause Nariita Airport was never finished.
Thanks anon. I got some more info from ChatGPT. It gave me the regular "it was a war" cope funny enough.
>The scenario you're describing might be a reference to the "Attack on Mers-el-Kébir," which occurred during World War II. Mers-el-Kébir is a naval base located in French Algeria. >In July 1940, after the fall of France to Nazi Germany, the British Royal Navy attacked the French fleet at Mers-el-Kébir in an effort to prevent the ships from falling into German hands.
>The attack was prompted by concerns that the French fleet might be seized by the Germans, which could have significantly strengthened the German naval power. The British were particularly concerned about the possibility of the French fleet being used against them or their allies, including potential German invasion plans.
>On July 3, 1940, the British launched an attack on the French fleet anchored at Mers-el-Kébir. The attack resulted in the sinking of a battleship and other vessels, as well as the deaths of French sailors. The action was controversial and tragic, as it led to the loss of life among French sailors who were considered allies just weeks before.
>The decision to attack the French fleet was a difficult and morally complex one, and it remains a subject of historical debate and discussion. The intent behind the attack was to neutralize the threat of the French fleet falling into enemy hands, but it did result in casualties among the French sailors.
>It's important to note that wartime decisions often involve complex considerations, and hindsight can provide a clearer perspective on their outcomes and implications. The situation at Mers-el-Kébir reflects the challenges and difficult choices that arise in times of conflict.
>USA was the least evil of all the major powers despite all of the fricked up shit
Almost like WW2 was the singular most horrific period of human history
>attack a country with a non-interventionist
policy
>get the shit beaten out of you
>NOOO IT WAS A CIVILIAN WHILE WE JUST BOMBED A "MILITARY"
>JapasiaticBlack person fricks with the US of A
>gets fricked hard to the point they surrendered their will AND security
this is what we all "talk shit, get hit". You will never be a weeb
>multiple wars going on right now
>after the bombings: no wars
What did he MEME by this?
wars going on right now
but somehow.. these wars seem so much less and less violent, a miracle 1 might say
The majority of those wars are civil wars.
there are literally like 5-6 wars going on RIGHT NOW you fricking moron
>there are literally like 5-6 wars going
and you are part of how many of them? moron.
btw most of these "wars" are nothing burger civilian wars
while one in Ukraine is the most real war since ww2
you fricking moron
lol ok dude
ill leave you to go back to huffing glue
But the places on earth that actually matter aren't going to war anymore. Who cares if irrelevant shitholes go to war?
>But the places on earth that actually matter
careful there. Remember we are talking about Oppenheimer.
>Who cares if irrelevant shitholes go to war?
says someone who doesnt know shit about the Cold War lol
all those "shitholes" that are at war right now are literally China/Russia vs The Good Guys trying to exert power over resources
>A israelite helps the ~~*empire)) kill christians
>christians
>japan
>He doesn't know why these specific cities were targeted
Oh god you are right
a whole 2 Christians died in this joooo plan
>a whole 2 Christians died in this joooo plan
You are too coward as to say that about the holocaust
yall cowards dont even armenian genocide denial like barbara spectre does
Hard to find the original target due to weather and no reported American prisoners of wars there. Nagasaki being the trading center from which the Portuguese fricked around in wasn't really a main concern of theirs.
>have nukes
>weather cucks you
It seems the World answered back
>he doesn't know
oh the naivety
>He doesn't know that Jesus died and was burried in japan
>helps a country become more homogenous
Da israelite is... LE based?
Eww. Anon talked about him helping an ~~*Empire*~~, silly.
a country become more homogenous
He wanted it to drop on Germany so no.
From what I've understood Oppy was told they originally gonna bomb Germany but then they've changed course at the last minute which he felt backstabbed, he learned not to trust the government ever again
It seems he put all his points in Dexterity and zero in Intelligence
>bombing le nazis: GOOD!
>bombing le japanese: BAD! OMG IM HAVING LE REGREEEEEEEEEEETSSSSSS!
Wouldn't the fallout seep into other parts of Europe?
Maybe its different irl but wasnt oppy in on the discussions with the government when they were talking about the different bombing targets? They even mentioned not bombing kyoto over other jap cities so he must have known they were gonna bomb the japs
>He doesn't know
It just means everybody is too afraid to stop genocides due to the fear of mass genocide.
It's been 80 years and wars haven't stopped at all. And it's only been 80 years. Nuclear Armageddon could happen 100 years from now, or 10 years from now, or tomorrow. It's not Oppenheimer's fault, I mean, if it weren't him it'd have been someone else. But he felt responsible and perhaps reflected on the futility in anything he could have done to stop it
>after the bombings: no wars
?
>i will head this project to create a bomb capable of destroying cities and killing millions of people
>oh no this bomb can kill millions of people
>bombs....kill?
oppenheimer was one of the greatest minds of the 20th century. he pretty much invented the field of quantum physics as we know it. at least in america. he also had top secret military clearance. there is absolutely no way for us to see things the way he did. think before you judge.
>he's a highly intelligent moron therefore he's immune to criticism
lol
Yes exactly, you’ve got to be a true midwit not to understand. He was capable of doing it but if he didn’t inevitably someone else would have. He’s supposed to pass up an eternity of recognition as one of the greatest scientific minds in human history and also the creator of the ultimate weapon? So some other homosexual can get it? He can still feel bad at the same time, you just have to be more intelligent than a rock to understand him.
Why didn't he make something beneficial for humanity then if he was so smart? noooo he just had to make his gay bomb
Because then he wouldn’t have been known as the guy that made the atomic bomb.
but then he would have been less of a homosexual
>He was capable of doing it but if he didn’t inevitably someone else would have
Just because you can do it doesn't mean you should do it. Someone's going to rape a woman in New York tonight, does that mean you should do it before someone else does it?
Any able bodied man can rape some c**t, can anyone build the atomic bomb? Not even close to the same thing.
>It's harder to do!!! So It's OK!!!
>does that mean you should do it before someone else does it?
if it was not a punishable crime
yes ofc I would
He built the bomb to blow up Germans and make them surrender so Germans didn't build the bomb and make USA surrender.
Your analogy only works if by raping someone's gf they couldn't then rape yours.
And that man was Edward Teller, /k/ incarnate
>What if we nuke warm air over the ocean so we get a bunch of little hurricanes instead of one big one
>What if we nuke the tar sands in Alberta to liquefy the oil for easier extraction
>What if we use nukes to dig a harbor in Alaska
>What if we nuke asteroids and comets that might hit us
>Was one of the handful of scientists to ignore orders and actually watch the Trinity test directly
>Worked on a paired set of a 1000MT and 10,000MT bombs, the former of which would kick-start the latter
>Stepped down from leading LLNL to lobby against the test ban
>Had sex in the same room as the Demon Core
What is it about Hungarians that produces gigachads? When Von Neumann defended his thesis his conclusions were so unassailable and his attire so impeccable that the only questioned asked by the panel was “pray, who is the candidate’s tailor?”
>10 gigaton bomb
Is there even a measureable metric for that kind of explosion?
No, it literally breaks the scale. It was rejected because, and I quote, "we dont really need the ability to set all of britain on fire in one strike"
He also came up with PROJECT EXCALIBUR
>Put a huge ass nuke into space
>A nuke covered in lasers
>Not regular ass lasers but lasers that shoot concentrated x-ray beams
>powered by the nuke
>When soviet ICBMs and their warheads get close just detonate the nukes
>for a few microseconds it becomes a nuclear space laser hedgehog that fries the electronics in every warhead with its long and deadly x-ray prickles
you forgot the most important one
>he kept a fully assembled tactical nuclear device in the trunk of his Buick.
McNukes were not just a theory for him.
And his punishment was them wagging their finger and saying in a stern tone that he shouldn't do that. Because what are they gonna do, jail the father of the hydrogen bomb? He's too valuable to put behind bars. Yeah let's imprison and ruin the reputation of a man who built a suitcase nuke in his boathouse over a long weekend, that can't possibly backfire.
>The game... influenced?
Anyone else laughed when he said the funny hindu line while having sex with the commie b***h?
i laughed when homeless albert einstein showed up out of nowhere to offer oppenheimer advice like the magical Black trope
Never bring that fricking cretin up on my discord again. He didn’t make 10,000 earthbound clones, us transgirls did.
the movie was so fricking boring
What the frick did he even say to Einstien that got him shook? I couldn't understand 90% of the gibberish being spoken in the movie because Nolan can't fricking mix audio to save his life.
Frick you Christopher Nolan
>Remember that formula that I showed you that said we might set off a chain reaction that destroys the world?
>Yes, what of it?
>I'm afraid we did.
Are you fricking moronic? This was a valid criticism of Tenet but the dialogue in this is crystal clear.
>"My bomb killed something other than white gentiles??!!"
>my le game... le... le inspired homosexuals?
But Earhtbound was shit to
?
Do you really believe Oppenheimer felt bad about it?
I really enjoyed that movie. It was the first once I've seen in almost 10 years and It was very well done.
Muh game inspired people?
>"If I call Oppenheimer Style a commie, I can get senate!"
>Call Oppenheimer a commie
>"NOOOOO I LOST SENATE"
>dipshit realized other scientists hated him and still respected Oppie
>Being too dumb to think a bunch of intelligent scientists can't see the manipulative political moves you're doing
LOL
>"I wish we could have finish it in time to use it on the German chuds"
Probably the most based and kino line in the movie.
And we could've had it if based madman Von Neumann had his way
>Von Neumann entered government service primarily because he felt that, if freedom and civilization were to survive, it would have to be because the United States would triumph over totalitarianism from Nazism, Fascism and Soviet Communism.[77] During a Senate committee hearing he described his political ideology as "violently anti-communist, and much more militaristic than the norm". He was quoted in 1950 remarking, "If you say why not bomb [the Soviets] tomorrow, I say, why not today? If you say today at five o'clock, I say why not one o'clock?"
Foolish, human.
The Nukes, no.. The humans themselves wouldn't have killed each other.
Him and Opp were merely Jack Parsons students
>in the midst of the Korean War's low-level armed clashes in 1966-1967
Anon...the Korean War ended in 1953. '67 is the height of Vietnam.
It never ended. The armistice jut caused conflict diffusion but there were still low-level clashes up to the late 60s. Oppenheimer died six days after this last one.
>1966, November 2nd: 2nd Infantry Division (2ID) patrol (1st Battalion, 23rd Infantry Regiment) ambushed south of DMZ. Six U.S. KIA, one KATUSA KIA, one U.S. WIA; unknown KPA losses. Private Ernest Reynolds is posthumously awarded the Silver Star for his actions during the ambush. An ROKA patrol was ambushed the same night. Two ROK KIA
1967
>1967, January 19th: The ROKS Dangpo (PCEC 56) (formerly the USS Marfa (PCE-842)), is sunk by North Korean coastal artillery north of the maritime demarcation line off the east coast of Korea, 39 sailors of the crew of 79 are killed.
1967, February 12th: 2ID patrol (3/23 Infantry) ambushed south of DMZ. One U.S. KIA; unknown KPA losses.
AND HE JUST COULDNT STOP CHAIN SMOKING.
BTW his daughter hung herself in the family vacation home, and it is now a public park.
Karma's a b***h, innit?
The virgin Oppenheimer
>nooooo you can't use the bomb if it's not on Nazi chuds, think of the common humanity!
The chad Von Neumann
>my life's work is this atomic device and I'll be damned if I don't get to vaporize someone with it!
This thread makes me realize we were THIS close to Teller never working for the government and instead becoming supervillain Doctor Destructo with his army of atomic supermen.
>we missed out on the timeline where Teller contacts Washington through video phone and announces that the doomsday device is now operational, and that they have 48 hours to deliver the gold or suffer the consequences
VGH, what could've been
How I sleep knowing we've dodged nuclear annihilation multiple times all because of like one Russian dude.
>one
there actually was a second one too, in mainland USSR
Stanislav Petrov
Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrov was a lieutenant colonel of the Soviet Air Defence Forces who played a key role in the 1983 Soviet nuclear false alarm incident.
I keep thinking this image is one of the Observers from FRINGE.
why are all earthbound-like games like this?
I want a reversal where the characters first kick God's ass and then the final boss is a pigeon who stole someone's sandwich.
A Quest Too Far
Wasn't this made by a guy who was absolutely seething over Omori being more popular than his shitty earthbound inspired rpg about depression?
Is just Omori and that's it
>omori
>deltarune
>yiik
>jimmy
>glitched
People keep crying about Earthbound rip offs but I can't even name 5. At this point the complaining is more generic than the product.
>People keep crying about Neonazis/west commies but I can't even name 5. At this point the complaining is more generic than them.
But when you think about it...
Why did you respond to me? Never do it again.
>People keep crying about Neonazis/west commies but I can't even name 5.
Identitäre Bewegung
Autonome Nationalisten
Der Dritte Weg
Gesinnungsgemeinschaft der Neuen Front
Wiking-Jugend
And I narrowed it down purely to organizations that exist in my own country. They're well-known since they have illegal opinions.
>illegal opinions
Yes. Being a communist or national socialist in the German Federation isn't a matter of free speech or freedom of association, simply having those views makes you by law a traitor to the state because if said views proliferated they would ultimately result in the loss of those rights for everyone. Thus the state has the power to jail them at will.
>because if said views proliferated they would ultimately result
I stop reading right there. what happened to democracy? cannot Germans just choose to lose rights?
are these organizations?
>illegal opinions.
you must be jesting
>are these organizations?
Yes, and they were ruled unconstitutional for their views and thus disbanded by force.
>you must be jesting
No, that is a direct translation of the term used to describe it
Spare me with your foolish American notions of "freedom". Strafgesetzbuch section 86a is very clear in its intent, if you hold views that would be destructive to the institutions of the German State whether they be fascist, communist, Islamic extremist, or Russian militarist, then by law you hold anti-German values and you have no rights.
Imagine killing people over thought crimes and thinking that's humane.
Can we get some good nicknames for the bomb? I love those.
I call the second one Micheal Penis.
>people still like Earthbound in 2k23
>b***h gets up mid-sex and goes over to a book shelf
>Compliments Oppenheimer that he knows who Freud and Jung are
>Grabs a random book
>It's the Bagha Vagita
>Opens to a random page and asks if he can read a totally different language and alphabet
>He can
>Starts explaining what's going on in the scene
>She cuts him off and tells him to read it
>"Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds."
Way too on the nose for me. By that point they might as well have him say "Huh, nice line. I should remember that.", turn to the camera, and wink.
Games where I can drop nukes on people innocent or otherwise?
>Wins ERB match
>Will win oscars
Can't stop won't stop Oppenheimer domination. whole world popping off for Oppy.
Fallout 3, New Vegas, 4, 76
What, you cant in the 2D fallout games?
Considering he's in a documentary about EarthBound fans I don't think he gives a shit
Oppenheimer died before Earthbound came out dude.
No he was alive when Earthbound came out but he recorded the interview footage at least a year before Undertale came out
If Oppenheimer was born in the 90s/2000s what do you think his favorite video game would be?
He seems like a Baba Is You kind of homie
I was thinking maybe one of those zacktronic games but I can see Baba is you as well.
NO PINCHES PERRAS MAMES WEEE NO MAMES WE EL OMORI WE COMO EN TLAPAZICHAGANDO DEL SANTO FALO- wait where the video games...?
Video games
PERSONA!
third best nolan film besides dark knight and rises
what was bad about the nukes
it made the japs surrender
killing innocent people and children isn't very good, i think
japan didn't surrender because of the nukes
go read a history book
I saw Earthbound in the OP and got excited.
Frick you.
I'm pretty sure there's like three Earthbound clones in total and one of them is YIIK so it might as well be two. The rest are just RPG maker games which have been around forever and are also good and cool.