The Crossed virus appears in the most populated area of your setting / current campaign.
How does the world fare?
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The Crossed virus appears in the most populated area of your setting / current campaign.
How does the world fare?
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The DM gets hit over the head with a book, preventing this from ever happening.
I finally get to have sex.
My last setting was new york.
So not much changes. At least the news will be about something other than the irradiating of Staten Island.
They all get OM NOM NOM’d. The end
People shit on anime for being weird, perverted and edgy but American comics are honestly just as bad. The only difference is whenever an American comic gets adapted into other media it always gets toned down and sanitised.
>guy lung fricking a dolphin while stabbing it in the belly and calling his mama
Yeah no shit. It's pointless trying to get in any argument about some broad "east vs west", there's fricked up shit everywhere. If anything the japs at least have the excuse that they usually do it for niche kinks in an erotic context.
I will accept being blamed for Crossed wrongly only because Garth Ennis would hate being misattributed AND mistaken for an American.
Garth Ennis should just find some gay soldiers to blow and chill the frick out.
If that cooled him down they'd have frozen the earth solid during Punisher Max.
"Ugh! I hate anime and its blatant sexualization of minors and distorted depiction of how relationships work! Time to keep binging Euphoria and Riverdale!"
Ah, Crossed. The one viral Zombie Apocalypse scenario that could actually destroy civilization. A shame C-Day had to be so fricking moronic with everyone acting like idiots to make it happen.
walking dead slow zombie would btfo the whole world irl and you know it
Walking Dead doesn't even make sense with the setting they have. When they said 50% of the population survived, the apocalypse would have been canceled.
>"Man, this would probably be horrific if biological humans were still relevant."
>"Oh well. All units, load cluster rounds and set for maximum saturation. Oversight wants this sector cleaned in sub-3 cycles."
cringe
It is functionally impossible to be more cringe than crossed
"Officer of the Watch, seal bulkhead doors and vent the affected compartments. Praise the Emperor"
The Ship is all.
The Ship moves.
Depends. Can you save against the effects? Can divine magic undo it? If no, then Crossed happens.
>please engage with my hypothetical
No.
>already opened the thread AND replied to OP
Sorry anon, you lose
where should I go to read crossed? There are like a million websites to read manga, but reading comics and actual books is a pain in the ass.
>where do I read comics online?
Have you tried readcomiconline?
>disease
gets cured
The Lady of Pain mazes them all for having too much fun.
I kill the DM.
It's basically an aggressive zombie scenario. Nothing THAT strange in a high fantasy game.
Is it a disease? a curse? is it magical/supernatural?
By beating OP to death with a rusty rebar rods for reposting this shit thread for the millionth time
The crime rate goes down somewhat.
I want to shove garth ennis into a locker he's such a fricking dweeb
Nothing changes. Crossed virus only works on humans, and there are no human or humanoids in my setting
Earth gets fricked up by a virus, and no one else cares. Earth has been under blockade for ages anyway, there's no opportunity for the crossed virus to make it off world. Earth isn't even allowed to have low orbit satellites without the Colonial Authority shooting them down as soon as they are spotted.