The Crossed virus appears in the most populated area of your setting?

The Crossed virus appears in the most populated area of your setting / current campaign.

How does the world fare?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The DM gets hit over the head with a book, preventing this from ever happening.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I finally get to have sex.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My last setting was new york.
    So not much changes. At least the news will be about something other than the irradiating of Staten Island.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They all get OM NOM NOM’d. The end

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People shit on anime for being weird, perverted and edgy but American comics are honestly just as bad. The only difference is whenever an American comic gets adapted into other media it always gets toned down and sanitised.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >guy lung fricking a dolphin while stabbing it in the belly and calling his mama
      Yeah no shit. It's pointless trying to get in any argument about some broad "east vs west", there's fricked up shit everywhere. If anything the japs at least have the excuse that they usually do it for niche kinks in an erotic context.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will accept being blamed for Crossed wrongly only because Garth Ennis would hate being misattributed AND mistaken for an American.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Garth Ennis should just find some gay soldiers to blow and chill the frick out.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If that cooled him down they'd have frozen the earth solid during Punisher Max.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Ugh! I hate anime and its blatant sexualization of minors and distorted depiction of how relationships work! Time to keep binging Euphoria and Riverdale!"

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ah, Crossed. The one viral Zombie Apocalypse scenario that could actually destroy civilization. A shame C-Day had to be so fricking moronic with everyone acting like idiots to make it happen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      walking dead slow zombie would btfo the whole world irl and you know it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Walking Dead doesn't even make sense with the setting they have. When they said 50% of the population survived, the apocalypse would have been canceled.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Man, this would probably be horrific if biological humans were still relevant."
    >"Oh well. All units, load cluster rounds and set for maximum saturation. Oversight wants this sector cleaned in sub-3 cycles."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cringe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is functionally impossible to be more cringe than crossed

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Officer of the Watch, seal bulkhead doors and vent the affected compartments. Praise the Emperor"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Ship is all.
      The Ship moves.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends. Can you save against the effects? Can divine magic undo it? If no, then Crossed happens.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >please engage with my hypothetical
    No.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >already opened the thread AND replied to OP
      Sorry anon, you lose

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where should I go to read crossed? There are like a million websites to read manga, but reading comics and actual books is a pain in the ass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >where do I read comics online?
      Have you tried readcomiconline?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >disease
    gets cured

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Lady of Pain mazes them all for having too much fun.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I kill the DM.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's basically an aggressive zombie scenario. Nothing THAT strange in a high fantasy game.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it a disease? a curse? is it magical/supernatural?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By beating OP to death with a rusty rebar rods for reposting this shit thread for the millionth time

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The crime rate goes down somewhat.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to shove garth ennis into a locker he's such a fricking dweeb

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing changes. Crossed virus only works on humans, and there are no human or humanoids in my setting

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Earth gets fricked up by a virus, and no one else cares. Earth has been under blockade for ages anyway, there's no opportunity for the crossed virus to make it off world. Earth isn't even allowed to have low orbit satellites without the Colonial Authority shooting them down as soon as they are spotted.

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