The effort Sony is making to remove Kratos as a strong representation of the brand and replace it with this girl is no joke
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The effort Sony is making to remove Kratos as a strong representation of the brand and replace it with this girl is no joke
Woke
This is the most pathetic thread I've ever seen
You must be new if this is the most pathetic you've seen.
What? Have you never seen the 5 star forbidden subway sandwich?
Katawa shojo stumpfricking?
That leak of that speeedrunner's "private" diaperfur video stash?
That console wars thread where someone castrated himself and pan fried his own testicles and ate them on his console?
Hell this isn't even undertales or FNAF necrozoophiliac level.
You know Japans idea of cute. They'd take Toro over alloy. They just made a revolovtech of him. He's not as everywhere as he used to be but still around.
Some. But not much.
>He's not as everywhere as he used to be but still around.
His name sounds like a nightmare to localize into other regions
*His game
>They just made a revolovtech of him.
That was made over a decade ago
Shit, youi're right. Where does the time go.
I'm still seeing merch from him around.
>Katawa shojo stumpfricking?
this didn't happen
I laughed. Sippy Bippy.
Is he wrong? Sony is trying way too hard to make Aloy a thing. It's not working.
The thing with Aloy is that Sony pushing her wouldn't be as noticeable if it wasn't as excessive
She's currently pushed harder than Kratos
Fricking Kratos
Well Kratos' franchise is done but they're still shitting out Horizon games
Already? I thought the Ragnarok DLC didn't come out that long ago
Agreed fellow jerker, can we talk about how toxic the elden ring community is instead????
don't lead the pic related sway you that hard
>The effort Sony is making to remove Kratos as a strong representation of the brand and replace it with this girl is no joke
I'm glad Nickacado finally transitioned and is getting the recognition he deserved.
Too bad they insisted on killing of their mascot-style characters
>crash
>spyro
>jax
>ratchet & clank
don't forget sackboy
Good one, yes, Sackboy too.
why do they hate mascots so much? EVERYONE loved Sackboy. They could even buy Crash.
Sony still pushes Sackboy
It's why he got that spin-off on PS5 that nobody bought
Hell, despite the servers being down the LittleBigPlanet twitter is still active while Killzone's a ghost town
It's just that Sumo got bought out and Media Molecule is working on a new IP (which might kill them if it bombs)
As for Crash?
Even Naughty Dog wanted to work on a new protagonist right after CTR
Sackboy is soulless trash and he started Playstation's downfall
Toro is the GOAT and frick mutt Sony for pretending that he never existed
Did you play his games?
>he started Playstation's downfall
LBP literally helped save the PS3
Yeah it sold well, and proved that selling games to the westerns are more lucrative than targeting domestic (Japanese) players, which lead to the decision of PlayStation being run by Americans, and look where we are now.
Business-wise it was a correct move, but as a company that makes video games, PlayStation shouldn't have went Hollywood. It's not like they were desperate for money they were still hugely successful in their own country.
Long-term it's going to bite them in the ass as people will get tired of slops.
People are already getting tired of the Californians that run and translate things.
>Ape Escape never ever
Ape Escape was never the huge seller Ganker would have you believe
It was a niche series that only was successful in Japan
Everywhere else it was mogged by other platformers and the generation after its debut was the era where scrimblos fell out of favor
Anothe Ape Escape would never get made today because Yellow is problematic. Besides, the series was only created to get people to buy a Dualshock.
just retcon the boss monkeys away, they suck
keep specter and pipotrons
I feel very blessed that my brother mogged me in blockbuster and got ape escape 2 instead of whatever shitty shooter I wanted
>their mascot
jak was the only games made by studio that they owned afaik. yea sure they bought insomniac but that was like 20 years afterwards
>crash
third party
>spyro
third party
you know what isn't thrid party? the ape.
The series got overshadowed hard by other platformers in the west to the point where Ubisoft had to publish Ape Escape 2 in foreign territory and the series entered spin-off Hell in Japan
PlayStation Japan loves Ape Escape but before Japan Studio died they chose Knack fricking 2 over Ape Escape 4
Apes could've been Sony's Rabbids and Minions, so it's probably a good thing that the series died. They were getting a bit on the nose already, with the boss monkeys and overly specific references in 3.
Sly cooper 5 when
Who the frick would even make it?
Sucker Punch is busy and uninterested
Sanzaru got bought out
I don’t want to hear facts I want to play sly cooper 5
Me too bro, I wanna see the cancelled movie too 🙁
>he
Bigot
Kratos is an M rated franchise with roots of Greek conquest built even into his modern character.
It will never be marketable enough for Sony.
Isn't the Horizon series pretty much done? Aloy came out as a lesbian.
>It will never be marketable enough for Sony
Except it was and still is, what the frick are you talking about?
god of war is a reddit dad bear homosexual game now
homie you're delusional
the eyebrows don't even match up
Why is it always 3rdworlders that hate the lgbt and the "woke" movement?
Why is it always LGBT grooming and sexualizing kids and animals?
but the sharteys are the ones doing that.
statistically it's the deeply religious.
everyone hates the movement except for a few small brainwashed pockets of people who believe themselves to be the majority.
The whole lgbtq movement appropriates all modern culture as its own and is manipulative and extremely offensive if you don't have ten walls of text explaining why actually it's a good thing.
It's disrespectful to Religion making it anti-inclusive for one. Inclusive is these religious people letting them get married in the first place and minding their own business
Marching in the streers though is anything but that
>It's disrespectful to Religion making it anti-inclusive for one
Most religions are disrespectful to other religions.
>these religious people letting them get married in the first place
Religious people don't get to decide who's getting married in a secular society. Most gays don't get married in religious institutions.
gays don't care about getting married anymore.
It's just one more salami-slice by the israelites.
Who gives a frick about respecting YOUR religion? What makes it special? Should we eat shit and burn cow shit in the house because it's disrespectful to the pajeet monkey elephant god?
holy lack of self awareness batman
>bawwwwwwww you're heccin bigoted and intolerant
>does a heccin racism by shitting on subhuman turd worlders
it's always nice discovering how much more inconsistent and morally bankrupt you agenda pushers get by the day
You are cringe
>leftist becomes cartoonishly racist the moment xir cultural imperialism dogma gets challenged
You know everyone realizes you are a massive hypocrite doing it just to fit with the current californian religion, right?
Lmfao @white people
Now this is definitely a grade A steam profile pic
Literal onions milk latte
do you think if you made a dishonest leftist type woke without quotation marks, he would die?
It would be extremely painful
And said third worlders are coming to the West in mass because people like you voting for such policies.
at least he's right that thirdies hate lgbt. maybe we can get a little more violence against them that doesn't implicate the noble white man. although if an immigrant or brownoid commits a crime they never specify what they look like.
I hate both of them.
it really is troons deflecting to third worlders in every thread huh
how can they claim to support tolerance and acceptance when they turn around and proceed to shit on 3rd worlders?
Real answer?
Incel to troon pipeline. Acceptance is simply a lie that gives porn addicted morons moral superiority to live out their fetishs publicly, and ruin shit for everyone. They're as racist as anyone on pol, and deflect to third worlders to make it seem only uncivilized savages hate qweer people. And it works because you morons actually believe troons are the paragons of sjws.
They are. They get to beat up women in public and get cheered on.
>And it works because you morons actually believe troons are the paragons of sjws.
They are.
I'm a legitimate racist White nationalist. But I understand shit like group dynamics and mob mentality vs individuals. I talk to Black folk the same way I talk to the most Aryan Chad I know. I even have bigger friends who know exactly what I'm all about.
gays and other LGBT people are racist as frick but have massive cognative dissonance about it. And they're racist in petty little individual ways that disgust me in how unfair they are. I want these people put of my country, not poisoned or given AIDS. And leftists talk to Black folkike they're children. It's so condescending. Black folk understand this too.
SJW types project their hidden cartoonish petty racism on eveyone else. They call me a third worldist for saying we should leave other races alone instead of imposing some gay liberal imperialism on them. I tell them that they're right to hate any foreigner that comes in and pitches the idea of our system to them.
>Put away your own self determination and be like us
>Don't you want what's happening to Whites to happen to your people?
Of course the other races will react with hostility. That's a genocidal threat!
>gays and other LGBT people are racist as frick but have massive cognative dissonance about it.
Thats the illusion qweers put up when in reality, everyone is aware of the "pitbulls" of each race to be aware of. The ones who don't realize it are the white savior type racist. The ones who do are only openly racist in anonymous places, and act like sjws solely to have power and moral authority over everyone. Aka, the janny.
>Don't you want what's happening to Whites to happen to your people?
I'm a shitskin and female, so the main beef I have with Whites is the gay imperialism their race keeps lobbying country by country. And because I'm female, men don't listen to us when we say troons are just incels in drag, which is why all of them are racist e-girlcons who put on a sjw facade.
idk but I'm starting to hate my race (white) we're the only race to venerate ugliness
Because the only people who subscribe to the woke movement are braindead sheltered white liberals and their useful minority pets living with all the comforts that the western world gives them
The only people who actually like it are a vocal minority of mentally ill homosexuals, the rest are corporations who think shilling for sodomy = profit and normalgays who follow the trends set by corporations and social media (who the loud minority have control over)
This. I've been noticing this for a while. Here are some examples. Notice the usual tranime posts m
is another raid. It started with the ESL paranoia, this is like phase 3.
I am thankfully not brainwashed by israelites into thinking that pozzed gays and dilating trannies are normal and "valid".
Not true.
Because "First world" just means Sodom & Gomorrah in reality. You're just bamboozled into thinking that's a good label since all you hear is anglophone and mutt zog enslaved media.
>why do shithole countries that have real shit to worry about instead of California twitter troonouns and genital cutters hate the grifter movement
everyone who has a frontal lobe hates this shit, its a distraction and tool so the government can slowly enforce more bullshit on the public with useful idiots going to bat for them
Third world shitters have actual problems to worry about
literal apes slinging shit in the replies
Because we imported mexico so now we're third world.
You became a third world country the moment you gave homies a place in your society and had a N run for president.
Because third worlders are less likely to be oversocialized so they notice it more. That and they are probably annoyed that 80% of the plot of everything is now american politics that they don't care about
Because we are the testing ground for your degeneracy. Also high test unlike you burger homosexuals.
No israelite parasites in their countries telling them what to do and what to think constantly because they're an unsuitable host. So they may not have electricity or running water but they also don't have to entertain moronic notions like body type A and B that any sane person would laugh and dismiss immediately because they haven't had it forced onto them under the penalty or having their life ruined for pointing it out.
Sadly it has began to affect, some countries started to have those movements against normal people and trying desperately to make it sound like lgbt need attention, in my country's case the leader is a troony who cares a lot more about the shitty graffities he and his people draw on streets (fortunately), so it doesn't have that big of an impact.
WTF
>We demand respect from the world
>Le 3rdworlders
Humm I wonder why no one respects you animals, you don't won't respect, you don't even know what that means. No wonder you people fist each other's ass on the streets, learn to respect yourselves first.
That's racist chud, we respect diversity
Americans become obsessed with Black folk and trannies so it's up to us to cleanse the internet from their degeneracy
It's hilarious because using third worlder as a derogatory term to generalize billions would lead you to chastisement from your like-minded peers.
So, are you a hypocrite or a moron?
Being able to complain about the rights to cut your genitals off and frick someone from whence they poop is a first world privilege
Imagine having real issues like, idk, your small town getting overrun by mafiosos or not having water, food, or electricity
amerimutt moment
All these Black folk bit this garbage bait? Another day, another standard lowered
i don't hate it, im just tired of it, normal people do not have the need to make a parade of their sexual fetishes
and since there are no boob, cilt, ass, feet or whatever parades you guys are simply loud obnoxious hinderence to normal society
people like you should have their skull smashed with the bricks, yes it is kinda cruel but there is literally no other way to stop the corruption you are spreading
How a fricking enitre movement decided that they need to share the world that they support mutilation of someones genitals? Because that what it is, no other fetish require a surgery to exist
a transgender women moment
because 3rd worlders still have some connection to objective reality that the west lost long ago thanks to materialism, propaganda, and oversocialization.
I wish third worlders murder every single white shitters
the cei and esg cancer hasn't bent their knees yet. Believe in Larry Fink sisters!
low IQ
>545k views
>ONly 10k likes
Thats not a good ratio...
That’s just some quote tweet numbers quoting the original post The actual one is probably much lower
God I hate Aloycado
You are right lol
It's absolutely pathetic
No one gives a shit about ugly frick aloy and her movie slop game
LMAO they are getting SLAUGHTERED in the comment ahahahahaha
I'm happy for once that normies adopted a Ganker meme.
Having 'cado associated with their corpo pushed IP must annoy them so much
I am fairly certain those "people" post here.
They have thousands of likes. Not all of them post here
Why do people never seem to get tired of meme formats like this getting repeated non-stop for literal decades?
>Kratos
who?
the Playstation mascot is Astro Bot.
Sony's mascot seems to change on a console basis.
PS1 and 2: Crash
PS3: Sackboy
PS4 and 5: Astrobot
>ps2
>not jak
no one gives a shit about jak, zoomber.
the only good Jak game is the first one.
Jak is and I say with no disrespect, a failed mascot
Naughty Dog admitted in hindsight that his designed tried too hard to cater to everyone only cater to no one and while his games didn't bomb, the intended audience would rather play GTA 3 than play Jak & Daxter
Jak is closer to Knack than he is to Crash Bandicoot in terms of success
Bro, you're forgetting someone.
keep saying it
Knack 2 literally killed Japan Studio (after their previous games flopped as well)
Nikocado looking ass
‘Cado on the ‘log
lego aloy is actually more attractive
simple is better than hamfaced realism
>generic bald angry male
vs
>one-of-a-kind underrepresented ginger
How about the similarities between that and this?
This webm is really funny but I can't bring myself to watch it more than a few seconds because that thing is so disgusting.
Someone needs to fax this into Guerrilla's HQ, multiple times if possible
woke shit company
good but kinda wish it said "non-zero calories" or "hero calories". on second thought i guess the quest is to get to zero so it is okay
OH BOY I LOVE TWITTER THREADS
>they didn't even get the eyebrows right
Really pulling out all the stops to get this totally super popular character everyone likes and wants more of the quality they/them deserve.
It's a real tweet?
Right looks like pic related.
do these games even sell when they're not a free bundle that comes with the game?
No._
/pol/skins malding, as usual
who? why don't you go back there, troony?
/pol/chads winning
thats one ugly chick
Why doesn't Lego Aloy have red blotches on her face?
>we will never get another theme like fantasy era again
>its just liscnce shit and gay pandering
I hate this gay earth so much
Say what you want about Xbox or Halo games, at least they were able to have their own mascot and stick with it, meanwhile, Sony still haven't able to have a consistent mascot even after 30 years, and the mascot of a character they're trying to run with is an IP that nobody gives a shit online
>Sony still haven't able to have a consistent mascot even after 30 years
They have, just not outside of Japan.
An Animal Crossing character?
Is Toro still their mascot there?
Yep. He still gets regular merch and Asian countries get free Toro themes for the PS4 every month if they're subscribed to PS+.
Gonna be honest
When I see Toro, I don't see "PlayStation's Mario"
I see "PlayStation's Alex Kidd" or "PlayStation's Opa-Opa" or "PlayStation's Captain Commando"
That's an Animal Crossing character mixed with Giko Nekko/Monã.
Sony never wanted a mascot. They knew they could want their devs to shit on 300 Jak or Crash or Sly games but they allowed their devs to create something oher than just same franchise over and over again. There is a reason why Sly devs went to create inFamous and then went to create Ghost of Tsushima, completely different games.
>Sony israelites itself OUT of money
Why is this so common lmao
Yeah, it was a mistake financially speaking. Think about hundreds of overgrown manchildren waiting in line to buy Jak #5464. Oh well, it didn't happened.
Isn't israeliteery to FORCE your devs to make something they don't want to make?
No, devs are complete imbeciles without any discernment, taste, culture or professionalism. Giving studios free reign is how the entire movieshit model collapsed on Sony and how not a single MS game comes out as planned and they're about to leave the hardware market.
You sound like Bobby Kotick
Kotick was right and Sony and Microsoft are finding that out now.
the guy who brought Activision back from the brink and turned them into a zillion dollar company for over a decade until the rot couldn't be hidden anymore? That guy?
More like investors (aka israelites and troons) hate mascot games (despite being cheaper and popular) because these investors hate the positive message and friendship these games have
A cuck like Neil Cuckmann would never understand Jak and Daxter characters, he would never understand why Daxter was capable of stopping a Dark Jak. Its why Snoy is fricked, they know they could make easy money with a Jak remake but they are not allowed to
Neil Druckmann wasn't in ND until Uncharted 2. Jak was already discarded the moment Uncharted 1 came out.
Lego looks hotter. It's time to admit Lego girls are hot.
That Lego game looks way better than any of the Horizon games
Playstation sure wants this "Horizon" thing to happen, huh?
It's like if they kept pushing Nariko and Heavenly Sword
At least she looked cool as frick, too bad the game sucked but the idea was cool
I hate they cancelled the sequel
>the ogre faced c**t has already killed off Killzone
>now the dutchie homosexuals are trying to mog the icon of a fellow studio
Swamp krauts not even once.
Who the frick even likes let alone play this game?
How did they screw up so much that a lego minifigure is more appealing?
didnt ask, dont care. frick you for making a twitter screenshot thread
I'd rather frick the lego alloy
>No Kat
>No Jak
>No Ratchet
>No Sky
>No infamous
Hell Jennifer from Primal was a lot cooler too
>The lego looks cute
>Aloy looks like shit
kek
Same thing happened when she was featured in Genshin.
How much did Sony pay to have her in the hottest gacha around?
Not enough considering she's the worst character in the game, has missing attributes normal characters have and can't be obtained anymore.
>inb4 Sony tries to shill her again but this time with Wuthering Waves
I wonder if she sold badly so stopped bothering to push her there.
Lol, they gave her away for free and you had people asking if it was possible to DELETE a character just so they didn't have to even look at or acknowledge her ugly mug. That's how unpopular the decision was. People were given something for FREE and wanted to give it back.
I imagine you have a limited space for characters so getting rid of her for an actual waifu wouldn't surprise me.
Still doesn't change support for her ended as soon as she dropped.
there is no character limit in genshin, but it does take a quite a lot of space in the character menu
It must be pretty annoying if you've leveled her up by mistake as you have to scroll past her to get to the lower level characters
She was free if you had a PS5 like her game
>tfw you find the Lego cuter
Abstract kind of feel
its really inspiring that they cast nicocado in a videogame
I'm still mad they replaced toro with astro
American shareholders could never comprehend soul
Did you actually play his game?
Besides, Sony never had a definitive cute mascot
They never owned Crash
Ape Escape wasn't popular in Burgerland
Toro never left Japan
Sackboy never recovered from LBP 3's disastrous launch
And so on
Her online pr footprint is embarrassing. Actually, the op image encapsulates it.
Amount of seething she causes with her mere existence is so funny.
cute
Most pathetic cope I've seen all day but given your choice of waifu I'm not surprised
remember the devs think feminine jaw lines doesnt convey heroic strength so they gave her a more masculine jaw line
Because the former head of guerilla games created horizon then promoted to sie Europe before taking over global sie.
I never played these games and probably never will, I wonder how many people just bought it because they needed to fill out their PS4 / 5 librarary with SOMETHING.
Industry plant protagonist
Literally no one cares about Horizon. I don’t know how this franchise continues to exist. And didn’t it leak that Forbidden West didn’t make back its budget, not even counting marketing?
I care about Horizon
I care
>Both have fat heads
Snoybros u gud?
Hey goy game dev. I got a smoking hot deal for ya! You just keep on making those games you've been doing and we're going to give you a lot of money! We're not going to stop you from telling the stories you want to tell and making the game play how you want it to be played. All we ask in return is to follow this ESG score-card and give us a score above average.
That's no biggie! It's hardly anything at all. A person of color here, a gay there, you won't have to compromise anything. We're basically giving you free money! What's more, gamers won't mind at all. Those gamers are just in it for the story and gameplay, after all! Heck, we've made this deal with so many other companies that that'll be EXPECTING your game to have a high ESG. Your game will be the odd one out by not following our ESG score card. You got nothing to lose and everything to gain just accepting our little agreement. Whaddaya say? Handshake on it, new business partner?
One is lego and the other is only shaped like lego
Post that webm of Aloy's blue breasts.
Gross. I'm glad Snoy is dying.
Ironically, Horizon has better gameplay and rpg elements than modern GoW, it's not even close
Was her game really popular enough to get a spinoff lego game? I was surprised to see such a thing considering Lego games are usually reserved for big recognizable franchises. Seems like this caters to a very niche group of people, I could be wrong but I think this game is going to bomb. I know manchildren are the primary audience but what kid would know/care about something like this.
Either Horizon or Ratchet. Rest of the Sony IPs are dead and games like GoW or TLOU are too 18+ for Lego.
Lego Alloy looks so much better it's not even funny.
Kratos already got castrated over half a decade ago
>the "frick your feelings" /misc/ crowd sure does get their feelings hurt real easy if they don't get their way
who are you quoting, schizo?
>Turn her into a lego figure
>Suddenly qt
Frick this gay earth.
It's because Kratos, despite their attempt to distance themselves from the early games, is associated with "non-woman friendly horny and violence"
Horizon, even the first game before they really uggo'd Ally, is
>stale Office meme
Just proves the kind of people they're trying to appeal to
Negative traction ugly troon destroys billions $ in marketing, because "her" potential is to be irrelevant and forgotten. And no amount of money wasted can change that tendency towards 0.
Remember they joked Nathan drake instead of kratos was the new mascot? Aloy isn’t the main mascot but she is one of them the horizon games are good, they creative adventure games with unique gameplay
>horizon games are good, they creative adventure games with unique gameplay
Template sony shallow action adventur. Nothing unique about that shit.
Well, it is for mongoloids, aka, wokestation players, so who knows, it might just work out lols.
they cant even get the eyebrows right
Who gives a frick about Horizon?
Me
> a white person representing your brand
> in 2024
Uhhh….really?
Bro alloy is so actively unattractive it’s insane
“Her” facial proportions are MALE
WOMEN HAVE WIDE FOREHEAD RELATIVE TO CHEEKS
The Lego one is more frickable
WTF?!
THREE identical pictures now?!
Right: Nikocado
Left: Legocado
Lego Aloy is hotter
>Bunch of closeted gays hating on Aloy yet again
go back to >>>/hm/
>Likes 'cado
>Accuses others of being gays
You need to look at the mirror anon
Damn, look at that massive manjaw.
its funny because her blockhead is the same in both
>I bet @Sora_Sakurai will like this new Aloy weapon...
>@Sora_Sakurai you should really consider adding Aloy to the roster
>Haha yeah @Sora_Sakurai please respond to our DM
....you expected them to say no when the interviewer asked them the question?
>fellow kids
>Aloycado
>Ganker supposedly hates this game
>Ganker can't go on a single day without having a Horizon/Aloy related thread
Explain???
Not even joking, I would rather frick the Lego version than the "human" one.
Dreamworks expression
they're both fat and they're both modeled after Nikocado
Gonna be honest
Potential Hulst bias aside, I get why they're pushing Aloy
She is by default the only protagonist PlayStation has left aside from Ratchet, Ellie, and Kratos that
>Is from a series that still has games coming out
>From a studio that still wants to make those games period
>Is from an established franchise and not a one-off so far like Ghost of Tsushima
Everyone else they could use has bombed, has their devs uninterested in making a new installment, has their devs literally be dead, etc
If you're gonna push a character who has a game on the PS5 and managed to survive the generational leap so many PlayStation IPs struggled to do so, you don't have much options
Sackboy and Nathan Drake may still be marketed and the former even having a spin-off that was a PS5 launch title but their home devs are still not interested/occupied in making a new LittleBigPlanet or Uncharted any time soon and there's no one that could pick up the helm
PlayStation has been wanting to push itself as a unified brand since the PS3 era
You had inFamous and Resistance skins for Uncharted 2, Cole was in Street Fighter X Tekken as a PlayStation exclusive character, there was merchandise of SackBoy dressed up as various PlayStation characters, etc
They just fricking suck at it because many of their IPs don't live past a generation or two whether it be out of developer disinterest, dwindling sales, or their developers fricking dying
Aloy is a more interesting character than Kratos anyways and Horizon is a better game series
It's really strange that sony went from having 3 mascot character series during the PS2 era that were all significantly better than crash to just ratchet to worse than none
Sackboy homie
>Hey, this game has mechanical dinosaurs, kids love that, I think we should focus on that and...
>Pay for another article with Aloy on the cover! Hurry up!
>You know, the actress Aloy was based on is pretty, maybe we should review the current design and...
>Make a new contract with that viral marketing company so they can post more pictures of Aloy on social media!
>The vistas in this game are beautiful, maybe we should forget about Aloy for a bit and show that players can explore rich environments and...
>Build a statue of Aloy now!
Horizons' marketing is the most moronic in the history of games. I want to understand what the guys' fetish is with this ugly charisma-zero transitioned Niko Avocado.
Sony is the Lucasfilm of gaming.
they ain't even doin the same dreamworks eyebrow
The more I think about it, the more I realize Ape Escape and Twisted Metal are basically the different sides (Japan/America) of the same coin
Kratos?
god this b***h is UGLY holy frick what was the latest snoy attractive female character?
>Lego: Some shit no one cares about
This is honestly sullying the Lego bran
why did you translate the original retweet from portuguese?
How will we beat Nemesis?
They have too much power, they wiped out entire star systems... we just have bows and arrows.
Is it zerover?
With the help of 21st century schizoid man. Before Londra died he was searching for 21st century weapon manufacturers. So Aloy will have to look for lockheed martin's secret labs and experimental weapons, I hope it won't devolve into ''hit it until it dies'' similar to the ending of H1 and H2. I hope this effects gameplay too. Imagine several weapon types consisting of old world weapons such as assault rifles or snipers or RPGs. I also think H3 should have an in-game timer for the arrival of Nemesis. Failed to collect the weapons for Nemesis? Instant game over, but modern gamers are allergic to in-game timers so I doubt it will happen.
>Trying to make a mascot out of a generic realistic human
This will never not be moronic. Nintendo? Cartoon midget in overalls. SEGA? A 3-foot blue anthro hedgehog. Pokemon? A tiny electric mouse. Microsoft? A roughly 7 foot super soldier always clad in iconic green Sci-fi armor. What do these things have in common? They each stand out as their own distinctive design that can’t possibly be mistaken for anything else.
Meanwhile what the frick does Sony have? Oh a generic action guy. Oh wow a generic action girl. So exciting. Even Kratos is just some bearded guy with basic tattoos and nothing more. They had real potential with Crash and Spyro and threw that shit in the trash like nimrods.
master chief is literally wearing a paintball helmet, he is not exactly a paragon of original design
>They had real potential with Crash and Spyro and threw that shit in the trash like nimrods.
THEY
DIDN'T
OWN
THEM
NOBODY
CARES
and they didnt buy them because?
Master Chief being Xbox's mascot was a happy little accident that saved Xbox
Wasn't Blinx supposed to be the face of the system but scrimblos were dying?
yeah, and blinx was actually somewhat of an interesting game
took some of the time-shit from zelda games and made a whole thing out of it
Yeah kratos should have gotten the joke Lego game for kids to completely cement him as a joke
Thinking about it, its funny that Sony prided itself of being edgier than Nintendo and now they are desperately trying to push the most vanilla character they have since the others are edgy.
The thing that annoys me about this isn't the same as anyone else in this thread; Aloy isn't actually like that. She's not actually smug in general and surprisingly un-quippy. The game is dumb Sci Fi Channel nonsense and FULL of wokeness, but Aloy's character is much less annoying than Marketing thinks it is. Still a Mary Sue though.
I wish she was more of a b***h towards strangers.
She's got a mad saviour complex going on by Forbidden West, that's for sure. They barely try to do anything with her loner past/attitude, they hardly even critique that part of her and don't as writers really seem to understand how that mentality works. That's just how it goes when you've got 43892574238956289 people working on a game though, seventeen writers or whatever simply won't come together to make something actually cohesive and good unless you've got a gestapo officer as the director calling every single shot.
god no!!!! i don't want to play as nicoavocado
<spoiler>Alloy</spoiler>
I mean, they already turned Kratos into a cuck old man anyway. Being a Sony fanboy in this day and age must be suffering.
after all the goldface spam last gen, frick em, they deserve all the pain coming to them
Alloy
Naming pattern is Kojima tier in Horizon games.
>Aloy, alloy
>Rost, rust
>Ted Faro, pharaoh
>Elisabeth Sobeck, Sobek
Do kids or normies actually like Aloy or her games? I can't imagine Sony trying so hard to push unless they've tested well with audiences.
I doubt they even know who she is.
No. Females also find her ugly. Believe it or not most sexy female character fanarts are drawn by women
women wear makeup for other women. men don't care or don't like makeup
>tested well
Just like how Ms Marvel tested so well for that Avengers game. Or for the Marvel comicbooks. Or for Disney+.
At least Aloy looks halfway decent in 2D.
the lego Aloy is way hotter than real Aloy
Okay i'll go for it.
>One on the left has a square face instead of manly shaped face.
>Left has smoother more flawless skin, freckles improve it rather than make it look worse, no wrinkles
>Left has fuller lips and more friendly expression
>Left has smaller forehead so doesn't look balding
>Left doesn't have the ugly pig nose
>Left has has more flowing less butch of a hairstyle
>the gay facepaints are in the game and not a mod
wtf
Why do you have the ugly niggress there instead of the pure footage?
Aloy is so cute, why am I supposed to hate her?
>trying way too hard to make x a thing
>making to remove x as a strong representation of the brand and replace it with this girl is no joke
yeah speaking about that
Considering its a lower budget Switch title, what do you think is the metric to break even?
>"society"
meanwhile every woke pos that comes out burns and is only continues while being backed by esg funding
get off twitter you little freak, log off, go outside
Alloy disgusts me. She's the prime example of the Mary Sue archetype, she's unapologetically perfect.
I do like Horizon, but I'd love to be able to mute Alloy and cover up her face with a paper bag.
>Nicokado Avocado is now the mascot of a major company.
>there's a guy on this board who wants to frick Nicokado in funny wig
>FRICK
>MARRY
>KILL
>IGNORE
GO!!
>frick 4
>marry 3
>kill 1
>ignore 2
>FRICK
>MARRY
>KILL
1
>IGNORE
Rest
You forgot the best one
Honestly the most surprising part is that they made her white
The age of man is over
cadochads keep winning
Weird how the Lego version looks more female
Sony is racists to cat and japanese devs. It makes me so angry.
Ahe deserved to be the mascot of snoy.
Aloy most likely smells better than Kat
>OMG sooooo quirky and sassy!!
>just like my catlady sitcoms!
jesus christ who even buys this shit
Not surprising, Horizon is a lot better than any and all God of War games.
>inb4 hispanic rage
Lesbians are fricking repuslive and BLM already ensured I would never give sony or one of their games any of my time or money ever again.
Never interrupt these clowns. Get rid of kratos. I don't care. Roll out the fat ugly women who hate men. Good riddance. Do it sony. You fricking poisonous swine. Parasite company.
Didn't they turned this uggo b***h into a dyke too? Maximized esg and cei pandering
Mascots should be furry scrimblos or chibi humans.
Having regular realistic ass people as your flagship icons just seems weird.
The problem with Kratos is that you can't do a cool marketing campaign with it. He's not cute, he's not young, he's not funny. That's why he's never used.
Why can't you?
Put him in out of character situations, have him acting cute it'd be funny.