The five mascots of the ninth generation.

The five mascots of the ninth generation.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are those pacifiers or nipple piercings?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      towel hangers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Phone rings
      Popsockets for slightly more mature people that don't use wireless charging

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought they were making the Kantoooo face.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thumbnail on mobile is so small I thought those were urinals

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jewnekazu israeliteihara needs to be disposed of.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m so glad I’m not some millennials gen alpha kid forced to wear charizard merch to live out his nostalgia. I couldn’t imagine how awful it would be having my dad tell me I can’t get a switch to play the new games because I need to play on the gameboy first like he did.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least they would have a better perspective of the series if they began from the start instead of beginning from a later generation and then wondering why the older games are less advanced

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you using internet? Have you already gone all the way up from smoke signals already to get a better perspective on communication?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Growing up without internet was very useful and rewarding for my perspective on using it, yes

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He can't keep getting away with it!

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never any love for the rest of the Kanto trio. Where's Venusaur and Blastoise shilling at?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People need to stop thinking all pokémon are equal just because they belong to the same group.
      Venusaur and Blastoise are nowhere as popular or iconic as Charizard, it's ridiculous to keep dragging him just to not butthurt a few whining grown-ups.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Charizard was THE shillmon since gen 1 and pushed far heavier than the other two starters despite Blue selling more than Red.
        Charizard was the corporate choice and became the only starter of the three allowed to have things.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They both goth Megas AND Gigantamaxes. Stop pretending they are never shilled.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kanto was a mistake.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dump past starters, shill the most recent staters
    >include a cutemon/pikaclone/pikachu
    >zard for zardgays and nostalgiagays

    So tired of this formula.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure which I love more, the Zard or the hater's tears.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hater used tears! (water type move)
      >It's super effective!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good joke.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly neither since a real fan wouldn't appreciate becoming the punching bag of the fandom despite being an eternal shitmon in the actual games

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the mascots of gen 8

  12. 11 months ago
    Marioipod13

    I hate Pawmo so much, its evolution method is fricked up shit and annoying

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are these things used for?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rubber figures like that are a huge mistake. They get dirty just by looking at plus cleaning is next to impossible.

    Ever saw keychains made of out this? Thanks for your attention.

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