The Kingdom Hearts games are still Epic Exclusive

How does this make you feel, Ganker?

CRIME Shirt $21.68

Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68

CRIME Shirt $21.68

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have all of these on Playstation though?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I feel nothing.
    I have avoided this series since inception and will continue to do so.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    those games are gay as frick. stay off of my steam

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      meanwhile

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >shut up

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that's what your steam page looks like? my shit is filtered

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why did they incorporate Germany flag into the gay flag?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Germany is the gayest country on the planet now

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        how do black people feel about being shoehorned in with gays and trans?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Night in the Woods

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Is that game good or something? Does it have shota sex with a milf?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong pic I meant to post the animation with the fat guy crying over the ice-cream machine being sexist but I'm too lazy to do it now.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        still less gay than kingdom heart

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          All of the canon pairings are straight thoughever, and the ending of kh3 mindbroke fujos they spent months trying to convince everyone it was non-canon

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            despite the straight couple it still managed to be gayer than the gay parade on steam.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    like I'll pirate them if I want to play them again

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    only Donald duck can defeat sephiroth

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Donald is the first one to get knocked out every single time.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone even care after the disaster that 3 was?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I played Kingdom Hearts 3 with nude mods

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      who did you make nude and who could you make nude?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't make the nude mod, it was on loverslab.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ok. and who did you make nude, and who could you make nude? asking for a friend.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            not that guy but kairi, aqua and xion have nude mods. its loverslab so theres about 20 pages of debate on kairis age to find the dl

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >no larxene
              shitters

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >no larxene
              shitters

              >no sora
              boring

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Did Sora get a nude mod?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Can I model swap Sora to Kairi but keep Sora's moveset? All of those mods seemed to have her shitty Remind gameplay.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I thought loverslab are a bunch of hypocritical prudes who hate underaged nude mods.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, but they also don't mind you linking them.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Feels like I pirated and cracked all of them ages ago and I'll still pick them up on Steam if they ever make it there, but I'm in no hurry otherwise. The only annoying one in the whole bunch is KH3 where the Epic emulator will sometimes freak out and boot you out if you make it up to Mt. Olympus and don't own the game, but kick it into working and it'll let you save past that and continue the whole game unobstructed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being such corporate tool that you refuse to buy a good product cause your favorite one isn't selling it. Pc gamers make fun of console wars, but do stuff 10x worse like it's normal.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        "imagine being such a corporate tool that you don't buy from a corporation that didn't figure out a shopping cart for years"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its worth buying them for easy mod support. KH2 alone justifies the price anyway

      makes me feel like i got the only one that matters for randomizers

      Is KH3 randomizer still shit?

      Already played the All in One collection on PS4

      >no mod support
      >no 30FPS
      >worse loads
      >more input lag
      Just get the PC version.

      PS2 on a CRT is the real kino

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i dunno i only got it for kh2

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          kh1 randomizer is better

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Lol no. KH1 is too stat focused and bosses are more janky, it's alright but nowhere near as flexible and well designed as KH2

            >Just get the PC version.
            I said I already played the games

            And? They're made for hundreds of replays. I do a KH2 randomizer run every week

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >too stat focused
              That's what makes it so much better for rando

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The Stat focus is literally what makes it better since it makes individual playthroughs more diverse.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Just get the PC version.
        I said I already played the games

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the free game timmy

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i played the main games and they were ok to good. but man those side games were fricking trash.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I feel nothing

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when EGS was supposed to pass the savings onto the customer?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nope they only pass on ideas instead of returns

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only pain in the ass about it being on Epic is that I don't think Epic has native controller support so I need to launch Epic via steam just so I can use a controller. Kinda fricking stupid, really.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      epic is massive Spyware

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    makes me feel like i got the only one that matters for randomizers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      KH2 rando is really the only reason I'd bother making an epic account but goddamn I don't want to buy that shit for the third or fourth time.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Probably just gonna keep playing them on PS4.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more salty they only released cloud versions for switch.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That was such a fricking stupid decision, and it was done purely because they didn't want to do a fidelity downgrade on KH3.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >forgotten by fricking everyone
    Just goes to show if your game is Epic exclusive, then it literally isn't on PC.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Great since Uncle Timmy paid for my PC copies. The real outrage is what Squeef Anus did with the Switch versions. Totally inexcusable.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Already played the All in One collection on PS4

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, I don't care about these autistic infantile games, unironically.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Meh. I already have them on PS4. When they finally go on sale for sub $10 on Steam, whenever that will be, I'll get them then.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Vaguely upset. It's a minor inconvenience at most.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give a shit since they were cracked almost immediately.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not Asus rog ally

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based 'earts on 'eck

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based 'earts on 'eck

      KH was the first game I installed on my 'eck personally

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I pirated 3 and its DLC and I have to say I wasn't impressed by it, except the miniature version of Black Flag they made.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I pirated it day one

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It makes me feel like a pirate. XD

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >he didn't buy multiple consoles to play them all in the 00s and early 10s
    You spoiled brats didn't go through the real Kingdom Hearts experience.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >that one bro that had a PSP and BBS
      >you let him borrow your DS for Days and Re: Coded

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Most people in a KH thread played like one game and argue based in their poor memories of it.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Literally bought all games for the series besides Coded, Just pirate them honestly. Might buy them if they come to Steam but that's mainly cause I want KH4 to come to the PC so I don't need to buy another console. Not much faith for SE.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So?
    Kingdom Hearts ended with 2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why do people act like the cliffhanger was never a thing

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have quite literally never played a single kingdom hearts game in my entire life.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is the EGS still giving out free good games? That's honestly the only reason I can think of anyone wanting to use it for over Steam.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    /vt/ is about to invade this franchise

    Are you ready, KHgays?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If it can survive Smashhomosexualry, it can survive this. I wanna fugg the funnybunny.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i've been waiting all week for this

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >looking forward to some hairy dumbass play games you've already played but he's got a "cute" avatar and acts like he's in a bad anime.

        SAD!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          come on man at least have surface-level knowledge of the things you complain about

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            no

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If it can survive Smashhomosexualry, it can survive this. I wanna fugg the funnybunny.

      i've been waiting all week for this

      Wtf is this? Im not enough of a weeb to know

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is this one really popular? How bad could it get?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Literally nothing will happen. KH is already popular sorry for having Disneyshit in it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for reminding me that I will never be as pathetic as the morons that watch vtubers.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have a 1650 Super 4GB, how will these run?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No idea but I have integrated graphics and the game still looks amazing so

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      KH3 is really optimized. You can definitely run the others too.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have more games on EGS than steam.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Squeenix is dumb and gay.

  37. 1 year ago

    Exclusivity will end after KH4 releases
    Timmy Tencent will rope

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    these were the first games I pirated in over 10 years. I was waiting for them to finally come out on Steam and the years went by and had enough. I also did not appreciate the lack of ultrawide support because I had to do hex edits.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Glad PC gays are suffering for petty shit like that

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a child so I feel nothing at all

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >pirate debloated PC version
    >emulation exists
    hehe sorry Timmy Tencent (not sorry), you're not getting +1 account for your stats from me

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Weird that they haven't brought it to steam yet. I wonder how long their deal was? They have to know they would make millions bringing it to steam.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It could be out of their hands and is just determined by disney who of course knows absolutely nothing about video games.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    KH continues to make people seethe. Lovin it.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >All of them are still that expensive
    Holy SHIT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The EGS is great because its lower retailer cut means lower prices for custom- ACKK

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't play square enix stuff
    don't have a PS5 and I don't use epic

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being a PC only cuck who didn't play KH 15 years ago. Nothing past 2 is even worth it

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Based
    Uncle tim pay for my copie, same with ff7 remake, and with ff16

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Epic exclusive?
    I thought square released them for free on the "codex" platform?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't on square, disney publishes these.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still emulating anything that isn't 3
    why pay when i have games i already legally own and can legally acquire backups for

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't Epic make their own exclusive games for their service instead of buying the rights to third party games? I take it that's what Nintendo would do if they ever went PC.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hardly knew anybody that cared about them in the 2000s....maybe like 1 person

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bought em all for 30 on PS
    bought em all for 0 on PC
    still play em semi-regularly, playing through BBS with the hot new mod that I've seen shilled and hot damn, it's pretty fun

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what mod

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I assume he is talking about better battle system, which is basically just a mod which lets you cancel out of a lot of the animations.

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHEN YOU WALK AWAY

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The Kingdom Hearts games are still Epic Exclusive
    Glad I played these a decade ago on PS2.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They're piratebay exclusives.

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only game that matters (KH2FM) can already be emulated so it doesn't matter.

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    good, that way i just pirate them without giving money to square.
    i hope they make ff16 exclusive to the egs. it would save me 60 usd, ill just pirate it too

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do mods work on the pirated versions? The CODEX releases never got any of the post-launch updates, as far as I'm aware

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, you can find updates for the pirated versions at places.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, you can find updates for the pirated versions at places.

      Its not worth tyring to get mods working on pirated versions. Honestly just buy the games, it's a godlike deal and the mods are great. I'll never go back to KH2 with gummi ship shit unless I'm playing PS2 w/ CRT for the novelty of the original experience

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Honestly just buy the games
        No.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Its not worth tyring to get mods working on pirated versions.
        Kek it's even easier modding the "cracked" version you false flagging homosexual.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not a good deal but go off

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Honestly just buy the games,
        Never pay money for a video game. Especially when the series only has two good games (KH1&2).

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The only bad KH game is DDD
          I don't count gacha as videogames

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care. Played them all on an emulator years before they released PC versions.

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >caring about Kingdom Hearts
    I stopped caring about this shit series when they started to bloat the lore with their terrible mobile games and completely shit the bed with KH3. I'll play KH4 when its discounted because the gameplay is fun but man, I can't bring myself to care about anything that happens there anymore.

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't.

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And they always will be. Epic funded and helped with the porting.

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd just pirate the games, if I wanted to play them so bad.

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't bring myself to care anymore. The series is dead to me.

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I forgot they existed but probably would have played them on PC already if they weren’t.

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Epic must have paid out the ass because Square is crazy for not putting them on Steam.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There rumors that Square didn't want to do the porting and pay Disney for the fees to bring it onto PC before Epic stepped in

      Also really helped that Epic helped Square with UE4 / KH3

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Square stealth dropped NEO:TWEWY onto steam the same week as Persona 5. They're just straight up morons, and that's if you don't subscribe to the theory that some of the higher-ups dislike Nomura in particular.

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm actually still waiting for the collection to come out on PC. You'd think it would have by now, right? Kinda weird.

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks Timmy for paying for my copies!

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed KH1 and KH2 on the PS2 so that's good enough for me
    Lord knows if I touch these games again after two decades I'm going to suck balls at them and I couldn't handle that

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I pirated it, what's worse is that Timmy hates steam so much he won't even allow me to use the good features from steam like remote play on the game.

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >playing Kingdom Hearts after 2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he says while posting turkeyhandle remake
      you have no power here

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >How does this make you feel, Ganker?
    ho no
    anyway

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly? I genuinely forgot any of these were ported to PC. Are they cracked or do they use israeliteneuvo?

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I look at Kairi in the Melody of Memory cover I always get the thought that she's in heat/subtle orgasming. I get she's just supposed to be remembering memories but I feel like someone on that team knew someone would interpret it like how I would

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nomura is a coomer just look at his original Aqua design, or his designs of the female Batman villains (people only ever talk about mechanical Batman)

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's a beautiful pairing. A game store I will never use with a game I will never play

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Like I already downloaded them all for free

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I-I never wanted to play them, anyway!
    This thread in summary.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *