The Lightning Spear. The Fire Sword. The Water ???

The Lightning Spear. The Fire Sword. The Water ???

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is wet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And brother? I hurt people.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    water whip

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nunchucks

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ice Mace and Earth Hammer

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the only water type weapon is a trident that summons a torrent of water

    earth is a hammer or caestus

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whip

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    JAVALIN

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Water gun

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Trident

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Trident, duh. And before you ask, the earth warhammer.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Lightning Bow, Water Sword, Fire Hammer (or as we call it in the biz, Boomhammer) and Earth Shield.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Wheel

    Im gonna bet people to death with a wet wheel.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gun.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    spjut

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Spjut.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whats water gonna fricking do

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fire
    Sword, obviously. Long historical and mythological tradition associated with swords on fire, from Archangel Michael's sword to that of the giant Surtr. Though sword is a versatile tool associated with a lot of elements, fire fits best.
    >water
    Trident of course. A literal tool of fishing as well as the weapon of many sea gods like Poseidon, the ancient gladiators literally used it alongside fishing nets in combat.
    >earth
    Hammer. While no overt association like the former two, it carries a lot of connections nonetheless. A tool literally used to shape the metals found in earth, and has the same blunt force properties of earth. Can be depicted with one side as a pick, to further make it associated with earth.
    >thunder
    Bow, or projectiles in general I suppose. Bow is just the most iconic. The association here is obvious, both are primarily ranged forms of attacks. Though no overt association with lightning in mythology, the myths that most prominently use bows, Indian ones, often liken the sound of legendary bows' strings being pulled and released to the cracking of lightning. Hell, the arrows used in crossbows are literally called bolts. A very obvious fit.
    >wind
    Unfortunately, most commonly associated with swords too. From the Japanese Grass-cutter to Irish Fragarach, the most common weapon associated is a sword. There are non-weapon objects associated with wind like bags and fans and such, but those do not apply to our purposes. But I am hesitant to repeat sword again, so I will bullshit my reasoning into making it fit a spear instead. Spears fit remarkably well, their long range and ability to be thrown fitting perfectly, and the whoosh-whoosh sounds of swinging around large sticks fit perfectly, trust me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you dumb? Wind BOW

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If we were just focusing on the four primary elements of fire, wind, earth and water, that'd be a no-brainer, but OP threw lightning into the mix and lightning bows are just a favorite of mine. Please understand bro.
        Also when you flourish a spear it's spinning like a windmill blade, totally wind bro.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Since OP added a fifth element (lol Cordon Dallas multipass) then surely you'd go for "spear of lightning"?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Diana/Artemis (Goddess of hunting) had a wind bow you pleb, you dick-faced Philistine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely do not remember her bow being a wind property one, even if Artemis herself had some association with wind, so I'll just take your word for it.

        Since OP added a fifth element (lol Cordon Dallas multipass) then surely you'd go for "spear of lightning"?

        You can bullshit really any weapon into fitting lightning, as all the different lightning gods have their own things going on. Thor's got a hammer, Zeus got his thunderbolts which you can liken to javelins, Indra's got a staff-like object that's also a bolt, Susano'o had a sword, the whole range. Non-god thunder properties are exceptionally rare so there's not a lot of other examples to find some consistency. Personally, I think a ranged weapon fits better, javelins probably fit the image of a bolt better but my entire post is just personal preference wrapped in flavor text to make it sound legit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Non-god thunder properties are exceptionally rare.
          True, but if you don't just think of antiquity but include go up to recent history then we've got a shitloads to pick from, starting with Ben Franklin's iron rod and finishing with Tesla Coils (and depending on your definition of lightning, Gauss-Effect Railguns). That's of course without going into quake 3's LG or the banality of Borderlands where any given weapon can be assigned any given property.
          >I genuinely do not remember her bow being a wind property one
          Honestly, I was going off of memory myself, I was under impression she used the bow to cause the Trojan ships to sink. I don't actually see a source, could be conjecture, could be misrememberance, honestly I just wanted an excuse to call someone a dick-faced Philistine this morning.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's an interesting way of looking at it. I suppose that makes sense, lightning as an element has really gained wider prominence in modern times, so using modern examples can give you a better source of references to work with. Besides what you mentioned like lightning rods being literal poles, there's wires can be whip-like objects and whips even make loud cracking sounds, depending on the user's size you can even go with something ridiculous like a utility pole being used with lightning properties. There's a lot of ways to creatively play with lightning now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>wind
      Throwing weapons I guess? Shurikens and throwing knives etv

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Though no overt association with lightning in mythology
      How about Zeus throwing fricking lightning bolts like spears? You're right in your association with projectiles, but you made a mistake on the weight class. A javelin or spear fits lightning a lot better than a bow and it can be used as projectile as well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sword, obviously. Long historical and mythological tradition associated with swords on fire, from Archangel Michael's sword to that of the giant Surtr.
      Name another

      >Trident of course. A literal tool of fishing as well as the weapon of many sea gods like Poseidon
      Name another.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >sword
        There's historical precedent of sword blades being made into flame shaped, like flammenschwert/flamberge greatswords and flambard rapiers. Kalki is also said to wield flaming swords and according to google, Asaruludu is a Sumerian deity holding flaming swords.
        >trident
        More Greek fricks, but Nereus and Oceanus.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Though no overt association with lightning in mythology
      Thor?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, the famous archer, Thor.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    Water sword.
    Lightning spear.
    Fire axe.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Water Chip.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Water shield, of course, think about it.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The Water ???
    Gun?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    armor

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sword again but it's curved

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Uuuuuh hook?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lightning spear
    More like water/ice

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Be like water

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scimitar

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thunder belongs to the hammer

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shield

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Water fist

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the salami lid

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fire sword, Wind Spear, Water Hammer, Earth Axe, Lightning Fists.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm dumb, can water actually cut through things? Not like corrosion, but actually cutting through something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes you dumbass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thanks for confirming my dumbness

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