The king of Ganker has spoken: the PlayStation Portal is the best handheld on the market and blows the SteamDeck and Switch out of the water!
Xsisters and Decksisters, how do we respond??
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The PlayStation Portal is the Best Handheld on the Market
Let's get this started.
>linux cuck tips
>Linus Chink Tips
>Linus “racism is like totally bad and shit, guys for real” Tech Tips
>shilling wii u gamepad in the current year
snoys are hilarious creatures
wtf is the point of this thing. seriously , someone explain this to me
It's a device for those that want to game outside on a nice day, or with their kids when they're watching TV. You wouldn't know this though
A couple of the gayest reasons known to man
It has no purpose you can do what it does with a phone you already own.
Watch the video. Linus clearly explains how it's way better than a phone.
He's stupid and wrong.
NO, SIR, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE GREAT LINUS-SAMA OPINION, PLEASE CLICK ON THE VIDEO, GOOD SIR!
Following what the other anon said, Linus is moronic and will say positive things on whatever latest tech he receives for free
Watch the video otherwise you have no argument. The Portal is an objectively great handheld.
>watch a 16 minute video or I will throw a tantrum
No
I accept your concession.
i watch the homosexual, i'm subscribed to the cuck, already watched it
it's laughable how much he has to scrap the bottom of the barrel to shill the damn thing, especially for the cost, to the point he has to cope with "it would be fun when it inevitably gets jailbroken"
he also mentions the battery is complete fricking ass
What did he say that was factually wrong? I'll wait
it's laughable how much linus goy tips is getting paid to shill out this ewaste
>Linus clearly explains how it's way better
means literally nothing. Linus is the same person who was deathly afraid of posting AMD numbers on a new CPU because it was different from others and from AMDs own because he "didnt want to be the only one with a negative review"
Fricking homosexual moron
It's actually even worse than a phone. If want to play outside your home wifi range and connect to your PS5 using some restaurant public wifi you are screwed because those places usually require you to agree to terms of services through browser before allowing access and this thing doesn't even have internet browser.
It is literally only usable in your home and that's it.
Its for snoy cucks, for the times the bull is occupying the PS5 after he is done fricking their wife
Wii U gamepad for your Playstation 5. Yes it's as stupid as the real Wii U gamepad
it's literally not a handheld, it's a controller with a screen
>shitty bait screen check
>linus tips check
>basedboy in screen check
>s-.oyboy doing s-.oyboy gesture check
Looks like those chink handles for phones, zoomer garbage.
but you still need a PS5 to use it
I would’ve also said this if you could play two games at once but sadly you cannot
there’s literally no fricking point unless you want to play it in bed and your PS5 is in your bedroom
Sony have a new handheld?
What games does it launch with?
>best handheld
>you need a PS5 to use it
don't care. still 'icking on my 'eck.
I want to murder every single fricking faaggot who posts video thumbnails like this.
Living trash in a human form.
Linus Self-deletion Tips
pretty sure this ended up being a troll and the kid this story is actually about is still alive and posting on youtube
I'm not sure i get the context here.
The PlayStation Portal is the Best Handheld on the Market*
>if you already own a ps5
>if you share a tv with multiple people
>if they improve the software in the future
>if they add a web browser in the future
>if you only use it near an outlet because of the poor battery
>if you use performance mode in whatever game you're playing
>if they let you use the ps streaming service on it in the future
>if they enable the bluetooth functionality that is already on the device, but hardcoded to be disabled for some reason
>if you're not playing any game that requires ultra precision because of the latency
i can only imagine how it performs outside of an ideal, home wifi environment, without like 300mbps connection
It's the best handheld for someone with no use case for a handheld
The King of Handhelds
Even clueless IGN agrees it's amazing
>cloud gaming is the future
Shut that shit off real quick. Cloud streaming is final frontier of corporate cancer that'll frick gaming over harder than anything before or after it. It gives 100% control to corporations and is literally you will own nothing and be happy.
>Handheld
Nice double shill thread. Hidden.
Sonybros are desperate huh
If Linus says its good I'll buy one
Wait, I though he was cancelled
why is he still making new videos
>price of the most basic Switch model
>price of the most basic Steam Deck model of you want the luxury of headphones
>all for what is effectively a worse version of the Wii U’s gamepad
finally, portable no gaems
This dude really wants to lose all his support lately
>561k views
SUCCESSFUL BAIT!
>Frick consoles!
>FRICK EXCLUSIVITY!
>FRICK GETTING CHARGED TWICE TO USE YOUR OWN FRICKING INTERNET!
>FRICK LACK OF GENERATIONAL COMPATIBILITY!
>FRICK NOT USING WHATEVER CONTROLLER YPU FUCLING WANT!
>FRICK NOT USONG WHATEVER OS YOU FRICKIN WANT!
>FRICK ALL THESE ANTI CUSTOMER PRACTICES AND ANY OTHERS I FORGOT.
>FRICK SONY!
>FRICK NINTENDO!
>FRICK EPIC!
>and nobody actually cares about Microsoft...
"People" are still following that fraud?
Jesus Christ, there's no hope.