>The sexiest video game female ever created is an anthropomorphic frog
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>The sexiest video game female ever created is an anthropomorphic frog
she cute
these shill threads are getting kinda pathetic
your seethe continues to amuse me, however
frick lae'zel and SH
marry minthara
kill KarlACK
*old hags ur path*
that's pretty based that she actually has grandma body too
>boobs still hang that high
>grandma
I don't know what world this is supposed to be, but it certainly is not reality we live in.
Half-elf, I ain't gotta explain shit.
Go look up That vegan Teacher.
Obviously women who have not breast fed have more prime boobs, but grandma implies motherhood quite heavily.
Not bad has those sindel vibes
I find her face hideous, yet I still think she's the best romance. I don't understand myself.
>Zoomers learn that personality and not just looks contribute to romantic interests
You are supposed to learn such things in highschool in the passionate but fickle days of young love.
These homosexuals had high school on zoom calls.
what if i told you they are extra fickle now than they were
soulless looks based insectoid males are so pathetic
that's most people to be fair
shes not hideous shes different learn the difference
So the Taurian girl from Andromeda
it's called "gap moe"
I don't trust a man who wouldn't frick a fricked up frog faced lady
Not even the sexiest in her own game.
I'll never forgive Larian for making her a dirty prostitute.
She's only a prostitute if you go snooping like an insecure nosey homosexual. It's just like the tale of Izanagi and Izanami. Don't look bro.
You're right - based alpha male marries a cumrag who had trains ran on her and hopes for the best.
Nah dumbass. It's a vidya not real life, she is literally Schrödinger's prostitute i.e. if you don't find that lore out then it quite literally never happened. You gimped your reality.
It's not just lore though...? She mentions it in dialogue on normal playthrough. I appreciate the cope, but I can't fool myself.
>if you don't know she's a prostitute then she's not a prostitute
not how it works cuck
>who had trains ran on her
Oh look its the orgy schitzo. Proofs of your headcanon or remove thyself from sight.
>I'll post the same image I posted x times, surely xir/xer will read it this time
>who had trains ran on her
>had trains ran
>had, ran [past tense]
Sorry orgy bro all your schitzopost shows is that you took bear wiener from Halisn and paid for hookers.
That's not evidence of past orgies involving shart as you claim
Shartgays are hilarious, you can cope all you want, she's canonically a chick that is into hook ups, orgies and bear wiener.
>He took the janny as he took the bear
You people literally can't help yourselves.
Can't have naked chicks on a blue board now can we? Imagine being bawdtier than an alien that literally doesn't know what love is
Sauce on pic?
https://exhentai.org/s/ffcda82f19/2630732-16
Thanks homie, didn’t know they had an art book, is this physical too?
Pretty sure you can only get the physical artbook through the collector's edition
Aw. Think it’s worth the dosh? I haven’t bought the game yet but I know I’m playing it and I know I’m gonna enjoy it cause it’s just Divinity 3 (right?)
You're in denial. The first one is directly implying orgies, unless you think ''the stories I could tell'' means she kissed a boy on the lips and that was the end of it. The rest are just enforcing how much of a prostitute she is, I guess I'll just have to believe that such a massive prostitute never went past 1 on 1 action.
Keep coping, Shadowcuck.
>You're in denial. The first one is directly implying orgies
It doesn't. She definitely could've had sex before, but literally none of that implies orgies, trains, gangbangs or anything of the like.
>The first one is directly implying orgies
>Little zoomie is so vanilla the only thing he can imagine have 'stories to tell about' is something basic and vanilla like a threesome
That would be almost sweet if you weren't bitterly posting about it in public.
You mistake me for some pearl-clutching waifugay that can't imagine a woman having sex. You just need to grow up and stop being a sperg.
>is something basic and vanilla like a threesome
>vanilla like a threesome
Boomers are literal cucks, no wonder you morons ruined the world.
Shh shh, no tears now little zoom zoom. That's a waste of good suffering
Badly frogmogged, I'm afraid.
You, me, and at least another dozen anons have given Shadowheart Laezels underwear. Extremely based taste.
>Her weird mannerisms and sexy in your face head movements
CHK!
>seething dominating b***h is deep down a major sub
Name a more kino trope
>dominating b***h is deep down a major sub
hate this shit, give me actual dommy girls.
Filtered
Come on with these edits.
Literally my ex-girlfriend who broke up with me because I wasn't dominant enough for her. She constantly projected an appearance of being a dominating b***h but on the inside wanted to be abused like every other prostitute.
>why arent you fricking cumming yet? is it me?
Trope so good they did it TWICE in the same game.
>Trope so good they did it TWICE in the same game.
who's the other one?
The drow, they both need need an ability check to submit to human wiener
god i hope they fix minthara. i heard about all the cut content and it's fricking insane. larian has a good track record with stuff like this though, they reworked the whole last chapter of original sin 2, right?
>they reworked the whole last chapter of original sin 2
yeah but it took more than a year iirc
>haven't been very kind to Lazael nor her to my character
>get to camp scene after goblin raid.. that never happened because I wiped out all the goblins
>she rants about how I could have made her my cumdump and bred her rotten
I can see the appeal
if only she had wider hips or something, her scrawny body is off-putting and I love skinny chicks.
>The sexiest video game female ever created
*blocks your fricking path*
>lumping Shadowbawd with these vixens
Wish we could save her and not just do business as usual with a fricking crystal ball.
>there are people who chose not to fill Morrigan with their darkspawn
Truly a sad world we live in
>Zoomers thinking Egoraptor's wife looks hot
LMAO
>balding shitllenial is obsessed with e-celebs
rude
>Shart
No, Karlach.
You're just a delusional incel who took bearwiener to make a schitzo post. You again have shown nothing from the past as you made claim to.
ugly face and personality. my wife shadowheart is so much cuter
Still in Act 1, are we?
SHADOWHEART LOVE
JENEVELLE LOVE
if only she looked that cute in game
I think she does.
As I have said before, Lae'zel has BIG AREOLA
hot
She's incredibly fricking ugly and repulsive both in body and soul and your ironic shilling is still shilling.
The fact that Laezel exists at all is a sign that something is wrong in larian. A sane company would not waste one of the few romance slots on a creatura like her.
Seethe
Stop posting about this shit, it's telling how half the threads about this game focus on this, coomer brain rot.
Kys morons
half the threads of any popular game are about fanart and the girls
Hideous
Ngl, I'm more of a Mizora type of man. Just started Act 3 (assuming the town after defeating Ketheric is the start of Act 3). Can I date Mizora? I'm Wylling to sacrifice Wyll for her.
I've heard you can give her the sexo but probably not a full romance
I thought Lae'zel was a total b***h and almost left her in that cage after she wouldn't say please or thank you but she grew on me and by the end I liked her more than Shadowheart even though I was romancing her but less than Minthara I even started to think Lae'zel was cute when I thought she was weird and gross looking in the beginning. She's a great character.
I wouldn't associate the word "cute" with her. But I do get it. I do admire her loyalty/drive for her cause, which I'm predicting is going to be quite annoying because she wants to free Orpheus, but the guardian and me, needs him in chains in the astral plane.
It's her eyes and facial expressions that make her cute I think. I won't spoil her story but yeah she and the Orpheus thing comes to a head eventually
she's cute af
it's the eyes, so expressive
Did you guys evolved or not? I chose not to, despite agreeing with The Guardian go use the worm's power at first. Really felt like I was used and got a bit pissed, but I kept the arcaned/magic worm just in case.
Killed that shitface the first time I saw her outside the starting area
I killed her at the beginning by accident. Should I restart the game?
Yes, you should have killed her on purpose.
This is how I feel about laezel bros...
you wanna nut on her breasts? same
>this is a 10/10 in reddit
Reddit are Karlachgays because she says Frick.
Also Lae'Zel VA is a mommy
https://www.tiktok.com/@thisisdevo/video/7266087059243158817
uggo
meanwhile Shadowheart's VA
https://twitter.com/alionabaranova1/status/1693374982745686134
The person who posted this claims the VA is her Girlfriend.
Shadowheart Lesbian canon.
The VA for Shart met her GF while doing the voice acting
She is the only neutral companion in the game
Gay vampire cries when you help people, everyone esle cries when you hurt people
The based frog just enjoys murder of both good and evil with you
Lae'Zel is just utilitarian to a fault, she doesn't care how you get from A to B, just that you get to B.
>Cute
>Kind
>Nice and caring
>No bullshit secrets
>Ready to tell you what she think
>Flirts with you like crazy
>Respect your borders
>Still kinky with you as frick
Karlach is the best gf and its not even close.
She's also the hottest by far
My next character will be a Conan - esque Barbarian and I will romance Karlach instead of killing her for a good weapon like my Sorcerer just did.
you can still get the weapon when you side with Karlach, anon
She even refuses to frick the Drow sibling escorts
Man I cant wait until my bard halfling finds her.
Her idea of a sexy time is her fingers up your bum.
Worst girl, ugly mannish body, annoying "humor" and rampant moralgayging. KarlACK is for beheading
her body is kinda gross but her personality more than makes up for it. cute face too.
I'm a Shadowheart guy myself but Lae'zel has some cool dialogue.
I find Laezel sexy because she is consistently the strongest one in my party and she makes me feel safe
She also has the most expressive eyes in the game