The story is one of the most retarded things Ive ever read

The story is one of the most moronic things I’ve ever read

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Read more

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Read more
      Read more bad stories?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still love Azura no matter what!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ngl, she’s cute

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So was Conquest.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wait till you get to conquest
    at least that one has great gameplay tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Conquest had a few good maps over Birthright, but otherwise they were both pretty good games with better maps than 3H. Story was moronic and made no damn sense though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Compared to 3H everything looks good so there's no point in doing that. It felt like the map designers gave up after the first Camilla map, they were easy before but it was interesting to try and go fast. After Ryoma joins every map is just thoughtless enemy spam and it's mind numbing. The Garon map is moronic as well, I've no idea how anyone is supposed to beat that "normally"; I used a level capped master ninja Corrin to solo everything.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        eh not just maps but design as a whole: in br enemies rarely have skills and players have more access to things like dual weapons to circumvent wtd etc.
        of course it's intentionally designed to be easier so i'm not saying they fricked up, just that conquest makes the most out of fate's excellent systems

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly Birthright is even worse

      >Corrin has no problem with slaughtering enemies because you're the "good guys"
      >everyone sucks your dick
      >could have been nuanced about issues in Hoshido; instead it's just HOSHIDO GOOD NOHR BAD
      >the Hoshido royals are shit; Ryoma literally lies to you about being family, Honoka has zero fricking relevance to the story, and Sakura is a generic moeblob

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone sucks your dick
        i mean this is true in all of them
        but iirc br doesn't have anything as moronic as the whole 'conquer japan with stun swords while the rest of the army slaughters countless innocents in order to get fakedad to expose himself by sitting on a magic throne so that my siblings will believe me so we can prevent... further slaughtering of countless innocents'

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They are the good guys, Objectively. killing an invading force is morally good. There is no political issue here. Just a group of children to scared to stand up their father,

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >have enough food to feed the entire continent
          >let your neighbor starve
          lawful neutral at best

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >It's your responsibility to feed my people
            Get a job

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's one of those games that would have benefitted from a rewritten English script to fix its horrendous plot.
    It turned out that Treehouse produced a script that was even worse than the Japanese script, with even less reasons to like any of these characters.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it moronic cause of the bad localization or is the original Japanese script equally as moronic?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      both. the original script was moronic and then the bad localization made it even more moronic

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Birthright's story wasn't moronic at all though, it was just a perfectly normal Fire Emblem. It's Conquest and Revelations that's stupid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And it's somehow the least bad of the three Fates plots

      >it was just a perfectly normal Fire Emblem
      That's a collossal insult.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      valla curse ruins every route by default

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it was just a perfectly normal Fire Emblem

      A normal Fire Emblem story would be akin to Blazing Sword; nothing special, but it doesn't get in the way of enjoying the game. The story in all routes of Fates is so fricking bad it actively damages the overall quality.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Still has Corrin
      >Still has Xander
      >Still has Azura
      >Still has Fates """wordlbuilding"""
      >Takumi's betrayal that's teaed for half the game is resolved in a cutscene
      >Ryoma is always aware that Corrin isn't blood related but will only say it in the female S-support
      Dude

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >still has Leo's plot teleportation tome that only exists in this route.

        i will never let birthright babies forget this, and before some homosexual says

        >hurr durr teleports happen in every game

        the issue isn't that teleportation exists, the issue is Leo has a tomb that lets him teleport anywhere he wants and then back to his original location, and only exists on this one route when nothing is preventing him from having it in the other routes, its called being consistent, which nothing of fates is.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I lost track of all the convenient plot mcguffins Fates has that only exist in a single scene

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You clearly didn't play the sister game

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, it was pretty autism tier. I kept thinking the big bad guy was going to be revealed to be mind controlled or something and have a kino moment with your MC before the end, like that homosexual blonde brother who I literally OHKO'd lol, lmao even. But nope, he was actually the game's real antagonist and had absolutely zero fricking motivation, development or any chance at redemption.

    Probably the most garbage ass story ever, but it does let you make your own character so, I mean, it was still fun.

    Any other modern FE games that allow this? What about the one with Byleth, I know you can pick their gender but can you change their shitty ass name? What the frick is Byleth? Lmao.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What about the one with Byleth, I know you can pick their gender but can you change their shitty ass name?
      You can change the name and what Blyat wears, but that's it. No hair or body options in 3H.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frickin' sweet, thank you anon. Name is good enough for my self insert immersion, but some clothing edits is based, too. Maybe I'll go pirate this.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what do we think of 3 houses? Im on maddening classic ch 9 of Crimson Flower and having fun perfecting my units stats.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      avoid recruiting except for Marianne, Lysithea, Lorenz, Rahael and maybe Felix because otherwise it takes away from the drama later

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oof I've receuited nearly everyone except Ralph, Annette, and Ashe. I know about the spare/kill segment, i just wanted to get rid of all their powerful units.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're moronic

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The incest letter is really funny, so I'll give Birthright credit there.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    has fe ever had a good story, I haven't played the really old titles but they always seemed goofy to me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Genealogy, Thracia, Sacred Stones and Path of Radiance do. Radiant Dawn too in my opinion.
      Others are servicable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Path of Radiance had a kino story

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why's no one talking about awakening?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More like awalkening

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      an inoffensively bland story is less interesting than aggressively shitty ones
      but awakening did have shit gameplay so we can rap about that if you want

      >It's your responsibility to feed my people
      Get a job

      a very lawful neutral response. i can't remember why hoshido refused tho. can't imagine a very good reason to either considering the circumstances

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >i can't remember why hoshido refused tho
        Purely going off memory here but I think it was really just them being oblivious to it, as fricking stupid as it sounds when you consider that Hoshido has to be aware of what Nohr's landscape looks like

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >as fricking stupid as it sounds
          par for the fates course

          They should have just become a vassal state to hoshido if feeding their people was that important to them.

          surely they could've traded for it in a better-written game. all those emeralds and sapphires collecting dust

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They should have just become a vassal state to hoshido if feeding their people was that important to them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's so old by now it's been talked to death. Seriously, it's been ten years. I don't believe it either, but the calendar neither lies nor forgives.

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