>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground, refrigerated nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth has cooled off enough to be habitable again. Luckily, you are one of them.
>you will be provided with a top-tier rig and consoles of your choice, and any multi-player game will be filled by AI that's identical to humans
>due to a clerical error you are only able to have 5 games total.
Choose wisely.
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I'm not going in the 'jak bunker.
a bunker isnt going to save anybody if the sun is crashing into the earth lmao
it's refrigerated, bro, trust the science
newbie
Trust the experts
r/woosh
Its an underground bunker moron.
You VILL enter into the underground cuck shed fridge and you VILL like it
remember the 2019
its in antartica duh the cold will protect it
It unironically would if it was deep enough and the Earth didn't get too far into the Sun.
>it unironically would if it was deep enough and the Earth didn't get too far into the Sun.
Less than 50 years is definitely survivable even for Earth.
Snopes debunked this for Russian disinformation thoughbeiteverful
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
homie come on.
the solar system, and sun by association, is also orbiting something
surely you're not referring to the Great Attractor, right?
NTA but the solar system is obviously orbiting Sagittarius-a, the black hole in the middle of the milky way.
Not that this has anything to do with the prompt
>orbiting something
Sagittarius A*
A super-massive black hole.
>A super-massive black hole.
You shouldn't talk like that about your mom
And what is that orbiting?
Currently spiraling in towards the super-massive black hole in Andromeda.
>Propaganda funded by Bill Gates.
Reminder to everyone in this thread that space isn't real.
>israelitesagt
>black hole.
no such thing, moron. it's a massive plasmoid.
Old meme.
>inb4 bunker door looks like nujak
I can't see it
see
forced meme
YWNBAW
yeah i never will be a wojak like you, homosexual
How do we get air?
nuclear fusion of smaller atoms into oxygen.
I don't know how to do that, nerd
the sun does.
But the sun has fallen out of orbit. What are you gonna do? Ask it about its secrets?
its coming right for you, just ask it for some of its oxygen.
>its coming right for you
Hot
>sun coming towards earth
>extend my leg to make him trip
>suncuck falls down face first on the ground
>I film and share it on social medias
>sun ACK! himself out of shame
You just need to attach the rope to the moon after that and the sun's corpse will provide enough light for business to continue on earth like if nothing happened.
Through your nose, duh.
That bunker is not going to protect you if the sun is going to crash into earth
it's a sun-proof bunker
OUT OF ORBIT
Not into earth, moron
>Out of orbit and is going to crash into the earth
homie can you even read?
Frick, I'm moronic. You win, Dragonite.
We would all just freeze to death
How do you know are you a bunker expert? If the door is locked I don't see how the sun can get in.
>sun has Lvl58 in lockpicking
>best human locksmiths are only Lvl53
and that's not taking into account how out of whack the balance is in favor of lockpick skills after the the Jailor profession nerfs.
That's why you put a platoon of lions right behind the door waiting in ranks to jump on the sun.
Factorio, Rimworld, OSRS, Dead by Daylight, Dwarf Fortress.
>sun falling out of orbit
>wait til night
>launch a ship up to attach some rocket engines to the sun
>push it back into orbit before morning
crisis averted
>sun falling out of orbit
>move to australia
>it looks like the sun is falling into orbit from there
problem fixed
Just have Winnie the Pooh use his baseball bat to bat the sun away, he’s used to impossible balls coming at him at light speed
reddit thread
Ah, good to see someone still has an eye for the classics.
Anyway, gimme Dwarf Fortress and a few moddable games I can also rip the assets from to make my own.
Doom 2 with wads because frick you
Elden ring with the dlc
The binding of Isaac
Slay the spire
Team fortress 2
I think they're good choices, games not running out of steam before a long long time.
how would you play elden ring multiplayer without being able to connect to either the official servers or seamless via steam
Read the OP
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth
>Sun has fallen out of orbit
I guess that's one way to guarantee only the most moronic of brainlets will ever answer your dumbass prompt
It's definitely a way to make midwits like you seethe about it endlessly
Love how this meme is a great way to reveal stupid arrogant newbies like you.
Actually he baited you
>the amount of new in this thread
I know, I know. Ganker has been dead for years, but it still hurts to be reminded.
Do applications like RPG Maker count as a game?
>this entire thread
>posts on Ganker
>complains that he is surrounded by morons
Go back to discord you fricking homosexual rats.
>OY VEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Hilarious how the moronic tunnel rat rapping babies is the one throwing a tantrum and then blames goyims
>israelite skvetching out of nowhere
go back to spreading BBC threads.
Resident evil 4
Final fantasy 8
Monster hunter 3U
MvC2
Fishing planet
that outta hold me over. 3U alone could probably handle 45 years.
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth
why does it make me laugh every time?
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth.
How do I tell you that if the Sun is a literal nuclear explosion held together by gravity that then forces it to Implode and Explode in an endless cycle of matter transmutation.
I guess the most apt brain dead way of explaining the sun would be a Lightsaber the size and shape of the sun, that also pulls everything inside of it automatically like a black hole or the entrance of a vacuum cleaner.
What part of "refrigerated nuclear shelter" goes over your moronic head? Nuclear explosions and others happen and, guess what, earth is still here.
its a bunker you moronic animetard, its nuke proof
>AI that's identical to humans
No fricking thanks
Nah I wanna burn
Why don't we just launch a new sun?
Football manager has to be one of them. Literally endless fricking entertainment. Can create custom databases. Can play multiplayer with the boys easier than Irl. You could do a few hundred hours up to a thousands a year before burning yourself out.
Dota 2. You'd still be dogshit in 50 years.
Again?!
Classic Maplestory
Dota 2
Civ 5
OSRS
Halo MCC
I could be entertained well past the 50 years I would be locked up.
Nah I'm gonna stand on the roof like pic related while blasting this song on the best speakers I can find. Same applies for nuclear war
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Sengoku Rance
Pokemon Conquest
Xcom Terror From the Deep
Master of Orion 2
Terraria