The worst story a Pokemon game has ever had.

The worst story a Pokemon game has ever had.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, meant to post this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being filtered by a kids' game. embarrassing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >objectively best games in the franchise
      >they are... LE BAD
      nice bait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      After BW, yes.

      Objectively wrong.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >After BW, yes
        BW is the only Pokemon story that isn't garbage. SM/USUM too, but it's too intrusive.

        RBY is subtle but also very generic RPG with generic mafia-based villians.
        GSC is "we want Giovanni to recognize us"
        RSE is the start of Legendary-based plots with villain's theme modeled after legendaries.
        DPPt is Gen 3 story 2.0 + Spear Pillar/Distortion World
        BW2 is Gen 3 story 3.0 + Plasma Frigate
        XY is Gen 3 story 4.0 + Ultimate Weapon
        SwSh story is complete garbage as we all know.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you didn't prove RBY's story was garbage here, I mean it isn't

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Literally zero interesting characters, villains have vague motives, villains have no presence, protagonist is an uninteresting blank slate, the singular character to have an arc over the entire game (Blue) doesn't actually resolve it and it's done in a nonsense way that doesn't adhere to the narrative, the writing and dialogue sucks wiener or is just flat out fricking moronic with a bazillion plot holes and unanswered questions (not in a "dude fill in the blanks way" like with mewtwo that is actually a decent example of good writing, stuff like why is Sabrina trapped in her gym by a lone rocket grunt, why is the guy who stole a dig tm literally just hanging out right by the house with a policeman right there, etc)
            Just because RB doesn't actively commit sins does not absolve it of being bland and shitty, and the very structure of the game itself is very heavily based around human characters despite ostensibly doing very little with them in-game

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              But enough about BW

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >B-B-BUT WHAT ABOUT-
                Unova sucks too homosexual, they all do

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Especially Unova

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              But enough about johto

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you didn't prove RBY's story was garbage here, I mean it isn't

          I think it's funny RBY has one of the best stories by virtue of barely having a story. Really says a lot about Pokemon.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Unironically gen 1 has the best story. You're just a kid training monsters to fight in sporting events and along the way you get into some trouble with the mob. The big world ending plots have always been lame and felt really out of place in Pokemon games.

            Yeah.
            It's just the most genuine really

            Literally zero interesting characters, villains have vague motives, villains have no presence, protagonist is an uninteresting blank slate, the singular character to have an arc over the entire game (Blue) doesn't actually resolve it and it's done in a nonsense way that doesn't adhere to the narrative, the writing and dialogue sucks wiener or is just flat out fricking moronic with a bazillion plot holes and unanswered questions (not in a "dude fill in the blanks way" like with mewtwo that is actually a decent example of good writing, stuff like why is Sabrina trapped in her gym by a lone rocket grunt, why is the guy who stole a dig tm literally just hanging out right by the house with a policeman right there, etc)
            Just because RB doesn't actively commit sins does not absolve it of being bland and shitty, and the very structure of the game itself is very heavily based around human characters despite ostensibly doing very little with them in-game

            what a fricking zoomie way of thinking, not to mention how much straight-up-wrong there is.
            "villains have no presence", fricking lmao

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >how much straight-up-wrong there is
              hello, ESL
              thanks for telling me why i'm wrong without explaining why, your angry tears are delicious
              >inb4 word vomit about muh soul or muh honesty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you lost, genwarturd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Those aren't XY nor SwSh. What kind of copium do you smoke?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        XY and swoosh may be bad, but gsc is much worse.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >any pokemon story is worse than XY's
          Cease baiting.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            DP's story is worse

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes gsc is worse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That’s not Hoenn

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah this game sucked. Dropped it 2 hours after starting. Who thought that endless boring cutscenes, relentless hand holding, and a plain, ugly "world" would be good?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is the thread image PLA opee

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry I meant to post gen 2,picked the wrong image

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pokemon stories have never been more than background noise, they're never important and don't have to be, they just exist to service the gameplay.
    >b-but muh unova
    incredibly underdeveloped and doesn't have even a quarter of the quality of an average jrpg plot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Saved for the next romhack thread where trannies start squealing about how le romhack bad because muh story bad
      This is the only correct opinion

      what jrpgs have better stories than pokemon?
      haven't played pic related

      Its quicker to list how many JRPGs have a worse story than Pokemon games
      Golden Sun, nu-Final Fantasy games, Kingdom Hearts if you can call those JRPGs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Saved for the next romhack thread where trannies start squealing about how le romhack bad because muh story bad
        I mean it's a legitimate complaint if the ROM hack is constantly shoving story and characters in your face like SM did. Can't really ignore the story then as it's forced on the player.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny then how romhacks are literally developing ways for you to skip the story entirely and yet people still cry and complain

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >what jrpgs have better stories than pokemon?
        unironically all of them except say Kingdom Hearts, if that counts

        KH1 and Days have better stories than your average Pokemon game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It has a fine jrpg plot. Not every jrpg needs to be 40 hour shitshows. What‘s next wanna tell me that xillia has a good story?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More like the most fun story

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what jrpgs have better stories than pokemon?
    haven't played pic related

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what jrpgs have better stories than pokemon?
      unironically all of them except say Kingdom Hearts, if that counts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hyperdimension neptunia

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that’s weird, no one has posted Sword and Shield

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically gen 1 has the best story. You're just a kid training monsters to fight in sporting events and along the way you get into some trouble with the mob. The big world ending plots have always been lame and felt really out of place in Pokemon games.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is why it sold worse than BDSP, the main part of the game is boring.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yea, it's pretty fricking bad.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon games have such ridiculously bad and/or barebones stories that I'm actually fully convinced that they gimp their own writing so as to not alienate children who might be intimidated by the overcomplicated plot and also to cut corners for development time.

    >SuMo proved they can do more and just seem to choose not to
    >BW was good for its time but probably hasn't aged too well, B2W2 was slightly worse in some regards but not awful
    >ORAS fixed RSE's story but that isn't saying much when it was already pretty bad
    >SwSh was rushed to hell and back and the storytelling suffered severely for it
    >RBY, GSC, and DPPt are just basic and lack complexity but aren't terrible

    I honestly think PLA is the most coherent story we've had in a long time. Getting banished was pretty interesting even if the reasoning Kamado had was actually moronic, even for a decision made in panic and fear. Having that kind of drama adds some engagement but it should have gone somewhere instead of just kinda getting lampshaded when Mespirit asks you how you felt only to completely not even respond to what you said and let you pass the trial regardless of answers. Felt like they wanted to do something but couldn't. And with all that being said they still leave some shit unanswered or outright undecided/vague like where the frick Volo went, how long Ingo has been in Hisui and if he and the player will find closure, and what will happen to Cogita now that she's served her purpose. I hate how often they just leave these loose ends open and never does GF go back to fix them or anything.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they gimp their own writing so as to not alienate children who might be intimidated by the overcomplicated plot and also to cut corners for development time.
      of course they do that, how is this a revelation to you ^^"
      it's usually a good thing too... until it just becomes so incoherent it breaks immersion. say like in SwSh.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ZOOM ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nothing can top "LEON WE GOTTA START THE APOCALYPSE NOW I CANT WAIT ONE DAY WERE GONNA LOSE POWER IN 1000 YEARS LEON CMON"

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