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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not on steam. Go download the PC ports of the original trilogy, emulate CV, and THEN you will be ready for the games on steam. Just buy REmake and RE4.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PC ports?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sourcenext ports of RE1-3, it's the definitive way of playing them. You can find them with an easy Google search

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is REmake the same as RE1? Why download the port of RE1 and then buy REmake?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            REmake is a remix of RE1, like maverick hunter X is a remix of Mega Man X1. The difference is the REmake is magnum opus tier and MHX is kind of an asset flip. Capcom handles remakes very differently than most companies, they aren't the same games.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            RE1 and REmake are two very different experiences and REmake also plays on the expectation that you did play the original, so that it can frick with you. Both games are worth playing and I suggest playing RE1 first because it's a lot easier and way more lenient compared to REmake.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >REmake also plays on the expectation that you did play the original
              no it doesnt

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Either never played the original or just moronic. Even in the very first room in the remake, it fricks with players that played the original.
                In RE1, if you try opening the front door, a dog would jump scare and before the player closes it, but in the remake, the dog actually gets through and you have to fight it in the main hall. There are a bunch of cheeky shit they did to subvert expectations.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >changing the game to be better means it expects you to play the original
                what sort of deluded cope is this

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Take Easter egg from original and turn it into an actual fight
                >Take mandatory items from the original and make them optional to frick with players thinking they would still be relevant
                I'm sorry you're a zoomer who wasn't born when REmake released to fully appreciate it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I have original physical copies of both games.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FOUND YOU!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      7 minutes. 7 minutes is the time I couldn't breathe for.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that blade

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Redfield, MY OFFICE.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      COMPLETE
      GLOBAL
      Black personIZATION

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    4 is the good one.

    Play it on the wii.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Play it on the wii.
      Why not just tell him to watch a playthrough on youtube while you are at it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no taste, as expected of a Clairegay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Play RE4 as a stand-alone game, use the RE4HD project mod on the Steam version of the game. It's crazy fricking good and also stays faithful to the original visuals.

      RE5 is only good with a friend, alone it's ok. And RE6 is straight out bad.

      If you want to get into traditional RE, play either REmake (Resident Evil 1 on Steam), or the old Resident Evil 1 (not sure what is the best version of it right now, maybe emulate the PS1 version or play the DS version). Both are worth playing, and playing the old version then the new one is also a great choice to see the evolution. REmake is not just a reskin, it's a new game loosely based on the original, so don't think you'd be playing the same game twice whatsoever. After that you might wanna branch out to RE0 (in the line of REmake) or play RE2/3/CV (classic REs).

      I haven't played more recent RE games so I won't comment on those.

      The Wii version with a wiimote is fricking godlike, probably one of the best control schemes ever. This is also an acceptable way of playing RE4.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        4 is the good one.

        Play it on the wii.

        vr is superior

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it really is but literally no one will play this version

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          censored products will never be superior

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          True chad, I'm having so much fun with the mercenaries right now

          VR > Wii > the rest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Play it on the wii.
      It's broken and too easy on the wii.

      https://i.imgur.com/MYQ0Dn7.jpg

      There’s a sale going on right now. Where do I get started with this b***h of a franchise?

      REmake 1 then just play whatever. You can start with RE4 if you really want, it's not connected to the other games really.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If he has one, this is the best option. If he doesn't own a Wii, which is likely, the PC options a very close second. I suppose the VR would be a distant third, and the numerous console ports the 'I have no other option' choice.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't bother with any of the original fixed camera games. Just start with Resident Evil 2 Remake instead.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Play RE4 about 1/8th of the way through, then quit, then play RE1, then play 2 and 4. Then pick up RE5 and drop it halfway through. Then pick up RE4 and finish it, then on to RE7.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in the same boat, 3 hours into the RE1 remake, apart from the tedious backtracking and the limited saves it's alright. How similar are 2 and 3 because this amount of backtracking and the limited saves is pretty annoying

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2 and 3 have casual zoomer modes with infinite saves
      3 remake has almost 0 backtracking

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >casual zoomer modes
        I'm not the biggest fan of the limited saves but I'd rather deal with that than play in one of these modes. Honestly the worst thing in 1 is the movement speed, walking that slow to go to the other side of the mansion and having to sit through the door animation every time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If playing on PC, get the door skip mod.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't know about that, I'll look it up thanks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Limited saves really is not that bad. I would keep a timer and just save once every 20 minutes and I finished the game with like 10 ribbons left over on Hardcore

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I HATE LIMITED SAVES
          >"well 2 and 3 have modes that removes those ink ribbons"
          >NOOOOOO I WANT LIMITED SAVES
          Dilate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >exploring a small area with intricacies that make you have to think about your inventory and plan out routes is bad
      Go back to playing Ubisoft games anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Haven't touched any, I mostly play Team Ninja games. I don't mind the limited inventory space, it's mostly this

        >casual zoomer modes
        I'm not the biggest fan of the limited saves but I'd rather deal with that than play in one of these modes. Honestly the worst thing in 1 is the movement speed, walking that slow to go to the other side of the mansion and having to sit through the door animation every time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't play the fricking remake. I swear to God if you have the slightest amount of taste you absolutely CANNOT get through it because it's so bad and every fiber of your being is yelling at you to turn it off.

      REmake 1 2 and 3 have many of the same issues even through a camera perspective and control evolution, because of a fundamental failure in design philosophy. They're way too slow, as in much slower than even the PS1 games, enemies are bullet sponges, gameplay is thrown to the wayside for atmosphere that doesn't work. Re1 is to REmake 1 what Doom is to Doom 3. Just play the original versions.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >enemies are bullet sponges
        You aren't supposed to kill them, at least not when you only have a pistol, shitter.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >You aren't supposed to kill them

          You are in the original lmao. That's how bad REmake is, you actually don't know this, that's how different they are.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >You are in the original lmao
            I know because RE1 is a tech demo. Being able to cleanse the entire mansion of all zombies is absolute baby mode and destroys all tension. There is zero risk management in the original game. Just accept you want an easier more casual and campy romp through a spook house and stop pushing your awful opinions as fact.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I know because RE1 is a tech demo.

              Dumbest thing I've ever read. Stop breathing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It literally is, cry baby. It is the absolute larval stage of what RE would later be. REmake is made by the same exact devs and is the result of their fully realized vision and accumulated experience.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just stop it, you're a fricking moron. You lost all credibility.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >REmake is made by the same exact devs and is the result of their fully realized vision

                This is wrong actually, the game had to be censored. That's why shotguns no longer guarantee one hit kill headshots, they couldn't have that many heads exploding in HD.

                Stop samegayging and take your meds. You do this in every RE thread.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick are you talking about schizo?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Is this the mexican nintendie that can't afford a computer, had to play remake on the wii, and cries about the game all day because it doesn't have the epic rope lore

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >REmake is made by the same exact devs and is the result of their fully realized vision

                This is wrong actually, the game had to be censored. That's why shotguns no longer guarantee one hit kill headshots, they couldn't have that many heads exploding in HD.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I know everyone knows to play RE games like this now
          but if you actually played them in the '90s people just killed everything and if you find all the bullets you can still beat the game. I honestly never even learned to play an RE game in the "modern" dodge everything way until I watched shit on youtube in like 2010

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >i'm underage
        thanks for the info anon
        yes demake2 and 3 are shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Stop projecting zoomer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've already started it at this point, may as well finish it. I'll keep that in mind for 2 and 3 though

        Limited saves really is not that bad. I would keep a timer and just save once every 20 minutes and I finished the game with like 10 ribbons left over on Hardcore

        It's not enough to make me drop the game or anything, apart from that and the backtracking it's pretty decent

        >tedious backtracking
        Are you out of the mansion yet? The safe room on the West side is basically your base of operations. You generally want to get at least 2 key items before saving, don't bother picking up herbs unless you are on your way back and have free space or need immediate healing. If you don't know where your going keep keys on you and exhaust them asap so you can chuck them. And hopefully you aren't playing Chris on a first playthrough.

        Not out of the mansion yet, and yeah that room is where I've been basing myself out of. I've just killed the dog to get the imitation key.
        >hopefully you aren't playing Chris on a first playthrough
        I am, I didn't think I had any option, at the beginning when it gave me the character select option it was just two versions of Chris

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I am
          Yeah, Chris is very rough, Jill is better when you are learning. It's fine, though, just keep going. When and if you do try Jill it will be like night and day though.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I did read that she has 2 extra slots which I'm sure would make things easier but at this point I'll just keep going

            >I've just killed the dog to get the imitation key.
            You are ankle deep at the moment. The mansion opens up quite a bit very soon.
            My only issue with the remake as opposed to the original is that it is more restrictive in where you can go in the initial moments but it gets much less linear quickly.

            I read it was quite a short game so I assumed that the whole game would be in the mansion. Yeah it felt extremely restrictive, I think I even managed to lock myself out of an item box at the beginning as well so I had to restart from an earlier save

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I did read that she has 2 extra slots which I'm sure would make things easier
              A lot more than that. She doesn't use old keys and has a lock pick which doesn't use a slot and gets incendiary grenades to erase corpses without needing a lighter. Jill playthroughs are A LOT smoother.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't know she made things that much smoother, so she's basically easy mode then, I think I'll stick with normal

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't really think the RE games are very hard, the challenge is clearing them quickly in subsequent playthroughs, and Jill and Chris have wildly different routing obviously. I recommended Jill because her strength is that she has to backtrack far less, but Chris actually physically runs faster and is more likely to pop heads, so I think both runs actually even out to be about the same in the length. It's sort of interesting but a discussion that involves a lot of spoilerly stuff. But yeah, I suppose Chris is harder I guess.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I've just killed the dog to get the imitation key.
          You are ankle deep at the moment. The mansion opens up quite a bit very soon.
          My only issue with the remake as opposed to the original is that it is more restrictive in where you can go in the initial moments but it gets much less linear quickly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you're a homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hey pussy nobody asked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tedious backtracking
      Are you out of the mansion yet? The safe room on the West side is basically your base of operations. You generally want to get at least 2 key items before saving, don't bother picking up herbs unless you are on your way back and have free space or need immediate healing. If you don't know where your going keep keys on you and exhaust them asap so you can chuck them. And hopefully you aren't playing Chris on a first playthrough.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Equip yourself with ballistics.

    Maybe play RE1 remasters, RE2 and 3 are too old, play RE2remake, decide for yourself on 3-make, it's eh. Maybe wait for RE4remake, your choice, but I suspect it'll lose the charm, so original is very good.

    5 is shit, 6 is shit, 7 is good, 8 is OK

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The original RE2.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird how Remake 1 is suddenly shit now or inferior to the original even though it received nonstop praise for decades.
    It's easy to spot contrarian zoomers

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Must plays are
    >Remake 1
    >RE2
    >RE4
    The three of those are essential for any self respecting video game fanatic.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got the PC port from steam on sale because I'm too much of a brainlet to torrent. But I did manage to go through the steps to get the re4 hd fan project installed. It looks really good

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Personally I went 7-8-1HD-2HD-3HD-4 over the last year and a half with minimal issues.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    REmake is often considered the absolute height of the series but the real best RE game is the original RE2

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    emulate 1, 2 and 3

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I personally would start with the originals and work your way through up to 6, then go back and play the remakes then play 7 and 8, since the remakes are cannon now. Also prepare for burn out if you try playing all the RE games in like a week. Try spacing them out, especially the older ones because they are very slow to play and can be pretty confusing with puzzles running back and forth from room to room and inventory management. If you play Code Veronica play the PS3 version if you have it since they updated the graphics in like 2012 and looks so much better than the washed out grey color pallet in the original/2016 re-release on PS4

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DO NOT START WITH THE REMAKES

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why? Are you afraid no one will play the originals? If they are better you have nothing to fear.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    play revelations 1 and 2 after 5

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only play the remakes,all of their games age like shit just like most older games

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Play the DS version of RE1 as it has the Rebirth mode which is kino
    Play RE4 any way you like it
    Play RE2 normally then the remake, it's a very good one at that.
    RE3 and 5 are optional
    Always skip 6, just get to 7 and 8

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      probably the best answer you're gonna get in this thread

      honestly just go
      2 Remake
      3 Remake
      4
      7
      Village

      probably the worst answer you're gonna get in this thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd recommend 5 and 6 if you have someone to play it co-op

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get into REmake
    I get to the first zombie after the dining room, take damage because it's too hard a corner to turn, aim, and down the zombie before it bites me, then I quit because that was bullshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you run out the door and the fat guy shoots him for you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just run past like 90% of the zombies you encounter. Basically only kill them if they’re in the way since most of them just respawn when you get half way through the game. Also only kill them if you have the ammo for it, if you can’t spare the ammo do not bother. It’s also good to play on beginner mode to get a feel for how the game plays and where to go/where items are located if you’re having trouble with normal mode

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    honestly just go
    2 Remake
    3 Remake
    4
    7
    Village

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Should I bother finishing Revelations? It feels like filler.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, unless you care for the plot, which is somewhat better than any mainline games. You should definitely play Revelations 2 though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How does Rev2 not have online coop

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it is a shame
          but the coop in raid mode was ok

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I never did either.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you do end up touching 6, just play Leon's campaign and skip the rest, it's trash

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The don't play the remakes shitposting has somehow made me not like the originals any more.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The way it was intended

    1,Remake,2,2make,3, 3make, CV, 4 with hd patch, 5, 6,7,8

    Never play zero though

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're supposed to play most franchises in chronological order, yes I'm a chronogay deal with it. Playing remakes without having played the originals ruins much of the fun. I would suggest the original PlayStation trilogy the get a taste of survival horror and action. If you really really don't like tank controls, RE4 is a great start, but it helps to know who Leon is as he appears first in RE2. Important characters like Jill, Chris, Leon, Claire, Wesker, appear in the original trilogy and they form the backbone of the later games. For me, the OG trilogy is the definite Resident Evil experience.

    Also, download Duckstation for Playstation 1 and Dolphin for Gamecube emu and get ROMs on Vimm

    Original trilogy:
    Resident Evil 1 (1996) (original, not Director's cut)
    Resident Evil 2 (1998) - don't forget Leon B/Claire B playthroughs
    Resident Evil 3 (1999)
    (There are PC ports of these, but I am not sure if they are worth it, Playstation is the integral experience IMO)

    Gamecube/Dreamcast
    Resident Evil Code Veronic (2000) (DreamCast)
    or RE CV X on GameCube (updated extras n stuff)
    Code Veronica has an HD version (2011) on the ps3/x360, but you will have to check if you want them or just emulate them.

    Steam ports/remasters:
    Resident Evil Remake (2002) (the famous GameCube remake ported to Steam)
    Resident Evil 0/Zero (2002)
    Resident Evil 4 (2005)

    'Modern' era (on PC and consoles):
    RE 5 (2009)
    RE 6 (2012)
    RE 7 (2017)
    RE 8 / Village (2021)

    Modern Remakes. I would play these after playing the originals.
    Resident Evil 2 (2019) - Remake of the 1998 original
    Resident Evil 3 (2020) - Remake of the 1999 original
    Resident Evil 4 (2023) - Remake of the 2005 original

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Appreciate the effort post. I’ll look into your suggestions.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why, you start with the Netflix adaption of course! This is the main villain of the series, Albert Wesker, delivering one of his classic lines from the games.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait for RE4 Remake and playg Remake 2 Remake 3 Remake 4 then 7 and 8 then 0 after if you can handle older games.

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