There's murderer calling for you inside your house. How do you beat him?
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There's murderer calling for you inside your house. How do you beat him?
There's murderer calling for you inside your house. How do you beat him?
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I have no house.
I use my charisma to sell him the house and use the money for desomorphine
I live in freedomland so you can imagine how it ends for the murderer
My pet eagle claws his eyes out of course.
I don't. Just frick my shit up, bro.
My house is unironically booby trapped. Yes, I'm aware that's not legal.
Shotgun shells rigged to the window sills? What kind of setup we looking at here?
Tripwire and shotgun shells, yes.
They're the most effective. Have you considered punga sticks?
banana peels and upright dildos
How can shotgun shells be a trap?
You slip on them.
Tripwire hooked to a nail, setting off the primer
How good is releasing Bleach+vinegar to booby trap my house? I was thinking in that solution when riots broke close where I live
>t.
What is it? You live on a poor/high-crime area, or just a schizo scared of the feds?
The latter, except I work for the feds.
you've really slipped, talking about it like that, here
He knows something we don't...
there's always a bigger fish
We apparently I'm stacked like frick and have a chainsaw, I think I'll be fine.
Yeah but the murderer will say "lmao, imagine seething so hard I'm in your house that you actually kill me" if you use it
>Jason
>using chainsaw
tell Bubba that Jason stole his shit. Leatherface will go tard mode on him while I slip out the back.
I stop paying taxes, soon the goverment will send their death commandos
i spread my ass and suck him inside
Anon culo
just hang up the phone lmfao
tell him his call is important to me and put him on hold
leave the house while he's waiting
hide in one of the trash piles.
Tell him I'm not home.
What if he's calling your house phone?
>house phone
lmao its not the 90's anymore gramps, nobody has a house phone now
second floor, last door on the left
get it the frick over with
HEY ANONS I HAVE ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE
This is an important message!
Sorry about this
Transphobic bigot
Oh, but he kills everyone equally. Check your privilege.
Assuming the anon and the murderer are to scale, I would wonder how there is a 10 ft monster in my house with a chainsaw thats something like 5 ft long. AND how it got there un-noticed.
you had your gaming headphones on
I live in a one-bedroom apartment. Where the hell would a murderer be able to hide?
anon, don't turn around too quickly.
That's a good question. I guess the best way to figure that out is to ask instead, where would I hide? The answer is of course, you wouldn't need to. It's your apartment after all.
I join him
>already know layout of house
>plenty of ways to go around and get to him; wait for him
>he doesn't have a gun to ambush and blast a big exit wound in him
aren't you men?
>bringing a gun to a chainsaw fight
i shiggy diggy
>fight
oh, no no. it's called, "kill him as quickly as i can without being seen and then be on my way"
>implying the murderer won't use his chainsaw to deflect your bullets
How presumptuous of you anon
He’s calling me because we’re best friends and he’s asking if I want to go murder w*men with him tonight.
I’ve had diarrhoea like 4 times today, so I’ll probably just stay in.
Make it look like im running away from my house on foot, so it goes outside, then hide inside my house while im calling the cops for an actual rescue.
I ask him if he wants to chill with some drinks and play Yakuza. I think he would enjoy the taxi driving minigame in 5.
gottem