Rockstar have never released a bad game. RDR2 is their most recent release and arguably one of the best games of all time. Surely there's no way that GTA 6 will suddenly be shit? I want to believe that this will be an amazing game.
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>Rockstar have never released a bad game.
Stopped reading there
>RDR2 is their most recent release and arguably one of the best games of all time.
And also here
have never released a bad game.
>Stopped reading there
Name a bad Rockstar game.
Max Payne 3
GTA 5
>he doesn’t like Max Payne 3
What are you, gay?
All rockstar games are unplayable due to terrible sluggish controls. Walking, running + horse riding in RDR2 is unbelievably painful. Also, every game has cringe dialogue and boring non-missions like going bowling, taking a kid fishing, etc.
>t. Zoom zoom
max payne 3
gta 5 and lcs
bully (this sucks so bad it should not even be considered underrated)
You're as bad as Reddit you fricking homosexual. le ebin stopped reading when you clearly didn't.
GTA 5 was a downgrade from 4
>GTA 5 was a downgrade from 4
Can't argue with that. They nerfed the physics inorder to improve the graphics. Gta4 also had a better story.
>le heckin "dark" tryhard story about a melodramatic serbian man making his way around the whole of liberty city making friends and enemies with every single criminal gang in the city
Fanfiction-tier. 90s NWA gangsta flying missions for the government in gta sa was somehow less cringe and more entertaining
>muh physics hurrr
always the same 4gay cope lmao. GTA5 is better, get over it fricking homosexual.
I'm pretty sure they nerfed the physics because morons found it too hard. then they made gta5 physics laughably arcadey and easy. frick. you waggle your controller around and your car/bus/truck magically flips itself over from any position.
5 was still decent though, rdr2 was absolute shit, only redeemed by the nature journal minigame. Considering that and the general climate gta 6 will suck donkey balls.
This will be the last time I participate in a gta 6 thread on Ganker because I know this game could literally suck your dick and Gankerermin would whine it didn't cup your balls too
it'll be the best selling media product in history and Ganker will do nothing but seethe themselves into oblivion
>actually giving a shit about the opinion of the unmedicated mentally ill instead of laughing at them
ngmi
The open world might be decentish, but the story and the characters will either be sanitized and boring or nuSouth Park esque tripe where they're obviously only going to make fun of one side and it won't even be funny.
Also get ready for more Sadie Adlers.
>or nuSouth Park esque tripe where they're obviously only going to make fun of one side and it won't even be funny.
Didn't South Park recently do a whole special episode mocking woke/diversity casting in media? They also did episodes mocking trannies in sports not that long ago.
dont bother arguing with them. media consumption is their entire personality
GTA games are dogshit.
>there's no way an increasingly pozzed company that's already decided it doesn't want its crime and murder simulator to actually offend anyone, is unironically doing the Kathleeen Kennedy diversity casting thing and is blatantly trying to turn what used to be singleplayer games into pay-to win MMOs will make a bad game, especially not with all the new totally qualified female staff they hired
>Rockstar have never released a bad game
GTA IV, GTA V, all those side stories games...
>RDR2 is their most recent release and arguably one of the best games of all time
Yes, if you love boring games with nonsensical stories.
>GTA IV, GTA V, all those side stories games...
>Max Payne 3
>GTA 5
Explain why these games are bad.
Also I feel like if you don't like either GTA 4 or GTA 5, then you just don't like GTA games full stop.
Unfortunately it was in development before the ESG pull back so there’s 0 chance it won’t be pozzed garbage. Hopefully we’ll get good games again in the 2030s.
gta 5 sucked monkey ass empty world garbage story
Rockstar has never made a good game after vice city.
Im sorry anon. Its over.
youre talking like 4 wasnt a terrible gta game
I just hope online has cross-play.
And I hope any mtx are purely cosmetic, that way there's less of a need for a grind to unlock all the fancy vehicles and shit (unlikely, I know).
Keep dreaming dude, gta6 is gonna be way worse than 5 in terms of micro transactions. But at least Rockstar doesn't seem to give a shit about hackers just dropping money nonstop, eating into their bottom line
>florida trailer park white dude pounds out latina puss between bank robberies and mass shootings
seems pretty based to me
>RDR2 is their most recent release and arguably one of the best games of all time
Well you could argue that but it'd be like arguing that Big Bang Theory is one of the greatest television shows of all time, i.e. anyone with a shred of taste will just laugh at you.
Did u not get the memo? The OG team left. It's not the same company anymore.
RDR2 was excellent. How much can a company change in just 5 years?
How much do you get paid?
Tons bro, Rockstar gives me $25 a post.
I think the concept of a hot, capable, female latino main character broke their brains. We'll be seeing seething until at least the trailer release and if it confirms their delusions we'll see it until release. It doesn't matter if they pull a switcheroo and you only play her for half the game until she dies and you get Michael back or whatever, they'll still b***h about it being woke.
>waaah im just a victim im actually worthy of appreciation by the unbigoted
No, this has never ever been the case
Yeah, see? You're so fricking wound up about lefties or whatever that the entire latino race sets you off. Nobody worth listening to actually cares about your opinion dude, you need to accept this.
Yeah this board is going to suck when this actually releases. It'll Just be non stop "WE GOTTA WIN THE CULTURE WAR BROO" posts.
>The OG team left
Oh no, now who will write the playground double-entendres and hamfisted satire? And who will go down to Blockbuster to find the films for their next medley of plagiarism? These men were irreplaceable talents.
If I can run over whoever I want and get into shootout with cops I will be satisfied
All they need to do is
>B crime movie plot for story
>Tons of little details for autist to milk for their youtube channels
>Make the online mode basically roblox for adults
That's litterally it, I'm sure even with the big names gone, they got the formula down to a science at this point. I think they might play it too safe and have nothing really edgy though.
As long as it has the most realistic non-sim depiction of cars ever, I'm happy. The stars of GTA have always been the vehicles. I want the horse balls shit but applied to cars, I want to see them actually push the pedals with their feet and use the shifter.
>I want to see them actually push the pedals with their feet and use the shifter.
Don't they already do that in 5? I know when you change the radio they reach over and touch it.
PS3/360 no but I think they added that in the later editions.
One of the leaked videos has a sports car with a debug interface up showing like 90 different parameters for shit like seat height and steering wheel tilt so I think you'll be pleasantly surprised anon.
>horse riding
>shit, slow and tedious
Nobody cares about your opinion.
Shame the main guys that made their great games arnt making GTA 6, there's that one Howser in charge. Take Two are probably micromanaging everything and its possible we get the most humourless GTA ever made. The wry Brit satire on US culture is what made GTA what it is. The shop names for example. GAP was GASH (meaning c**t) and a Chinese shop called Mingin.
>GAP was GASH (meaning c**t) and a Chinese shop called Mingin
That stuff never funny. You should talk to a specialist and find out if you have learning difficulties.
gta v was boring and rdr 2 is pozzed trash
zero hopes for 6
what was pozzed about rdr2
sadie
whats pozzed about her?
Any female character that's halfway competent at anything more than being a pair of breasts is considered woke.
Pixar-voice feminist laughing at the fat incel chef dude
I bet my ass that the next Online will have the same unsafe p2p networking. I will hack teleport you in my cage and you will be happy
How about hire that redditor to fix the loading times day one and not 6 years later this time
Literally doesn't matter, going to make a shitzillion dollars
Doesn't matter how good or bad it is. It's going to sell no matter happens. Anyone believing otherwise is an absolute moron.
Which characters from GTA 4/5 can you see making a plausible return?
Michael seems like he would have a cameo of chilling on vacation or something. Maybe Wade trevor's moronic friend, he seems good for the whole "Florida man" thing
All I know is it's gonna be something boring like some epic reference to Trevor in dialogue or something on par with Brucie appearing in V's online on a phone call to get a power-up that was only relevant in the first month of the game.
Maybe just Lamar from 5. From 4 I'd like to see Bernie and Roman again.
The videos about RDR2's mission design got a lot of traction, so I'm curious to see if they address it, but it's safe to assume they won't. The worst case scenario would be they launch this game as a live service title, not just the online, but they actually charge for a continuing single-player storyline
I wouldn't actually mind long drives in missions, it's just horse riding which is shit, slow and tedious
Depends on the map t b h, in V it was so tedious to go to the small towns from the city, it was just driving in a straight line in the highway for some minutes
SA "road trips" were the shit but GTA V couldn't pull it off, I agree. Lots of memories of cruising along for 10 minutes with the unrealistically low speed limiter along the highway especially in online
>he doesn't know
It's going to be the Saints Row reboot with a billion dollar budget, millennial writing and all.
There's going to be an actually legit funny Alex Jones/Jordan Peterson/Trump parody in the game and you're going to lose your fricking mind over it.
I wouldn't mind that at all. It's going to be all the other pandering that will make it gay and lame.
It really doesn't take all that much to get Ganker super hung up on a game where they say "I'm never gonna play it!"but posting about it nonstop. Just something as simple as Lucina and Jason not actually getting together would be enough.
The best part will be Ganker seething for years about it. They will go all-in with the florida parody
Their highest score for any of their games on steam is 90%. Anything less than 95-97% means the game is not regarded as one of the best around.