Is because modern Nintendo is owned by dicklets who hate manly and funny monkeys and modern Nintendo fanbase are a buch of trannies who also hate Donkey Kong, they only want to coon with their Zelda porn
No its because retro got put into the metroid mines to make another subpar shooter we have to pretend is a masterpiece because you can get lost sometimes i guess
They're holding Metroid hostage, if you don't buy the FPS trash they keep claiming nobody wants Metroid, people have to buy and pretend to like THREE FPS before they get ONE proper Metroid
Donkey Kong Country is a spinoff and all DK games based on it are not part of mainline DK. Mainline DK consists of the arcade original, DK Jr., DK 3, and DK '94 (Game Boy). Mario vs Donkey Kong is the closest to mainline DK. Donkey Kong Country is completely different.
Nintendo hates Donkey Kong. It's been like that since the Rare games were a financial success. Nintendo wanted to bury that because nips are petty like that
Name those 3
Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
Donkey Kong Country Returns
Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze
Is because modern Nintendo is owned by dicklets who hate manly and funny monkeys and modern Nintendo fanbase are a buch of trannies who also hate Donkey Kong, they only want to coon with their Zelda porn
DK doesn't have a dedicated development team ever since Rare left.
Paon made 4 dk games.
Shovelware
No its because retro got put into the metroid mines to make another subpar shooter we have to pretend is a masterpiece because you can get lost sometimes i guess
They're holding Metroid hostage, if you don't buy the FPS trash they keep claiming nobody wants Metroid, people have to buy and pretend to like THREE FPS before they get ONE proper Metroid
But I love returning to Monke
She's never coming back because of this. Should have remained a monkey e-girl
>mainline
Oh no, it's headcanon
No one makes games anymore. Just forever re-releases and "HD" ports
But enough about StarFox
Star Fox has the same amount of games made this century. It has 4 if you want to include Star Fox Adventures as a mainline game.
>playing monkey video games
>2024
Not even once!
Donkey Kong Country is a spinoff and all DK games based on it are not part of mainline DK. Mainline DK consists of the arcade original, DK Jr., DK 3, and DK '94 (Game Boy). Mario vs Donkey Kong is the closest to mainline DK. Donkey Kong Country is completely different.
That's just another Mario game bro. You don't play as Donkey Kong
Trolls are getting more moronic by the day
We don't need more bing bing wahoos. DK needs to find its own niche.
It's joever
Nintendo hates Donkey Kong. It's been like that since the Rare games were a financial success. Nintendo wanted to bury that because nips are petty like that
Sad
The worst part is that the Nintendo fanbase at large doesn't seem to care.
even Ganker doesn't give a shit. most DK fans are in their late 30s
The worst part is that the new port is done why some literaly who polish dev
That's okay because DK Viners only suck off DKC2. They're the Meleegays of DK.