These upstanding young go-getters replace the protagonist of the last game you played. How does it go?
These upstanding young go-getters replace the protagonist of the last game you played. How does it go?
These upstanding young go-getters replace the protagonist of the last game you played. How does it go?
these topics are reddit cancer, please stop fricking making them. additionally, please touch grass and have sex, sweaty~
>cancer
>touch grass
Frick off homosexual
*sweety, stop talking like reddit
>Monster Hunter Sunbreak
hehehe his name is espenis
huhuhu, quick, show him your long sword
4U
>Beavis and Butt-Head in WWF No Mercy
They'd retain their celebrity deathmatch movesets.
>Neptunia
hehe... hehehehe...
They'd probably try to score with Noire and Vert.
The duo would probably attempt to score with Elizabeth.
>Hey Beavis, these chicks are flat.
>>hey baby
>>we need to like, rescue you or something
Ironically can see this panning out okay. Beavis and Butthead are comical unaware of the horrors and at the end they make mention that when they finished beating their monkeys the sperm looked weird and it was the las plagas being unable to take root in them.
>American Truck Simulator
The two steal a truck because they think it's cool and accept a job because they think they'll score at the destination. They manage to deliver the shipment to their destination in one piece and avoid crashing through sheer luck. They drive horribly and obliviously cause an untold amount of property damage and accidents.
>They manage to drive the entire route backwards
Reddit humor
settle down beavis.
Literally predates this shit hole and reddit. Which are, by userbase, the same site
>BnBH
>Reddit humor
How? Its all situational humor and word play. Reddit humor is literally leftist humor where its shit that pretends to be smart with no substance like Rick and Morty or shit that is flat out random with no real meaning or joke too it like HAHA DOGE HAHA BIRB and shit like that.
>DFO
They stay in Elvenguard, the pentacle gets destroyed and the forest with it along our two protagonists.
The new movie was pretty good.
The plot was reddit and morty bullshit. The moment-to-moment jokes were pretty boring and formulaic, I preferred the first movie because the scenario was more realistic and grounded in reality. Dumb kids getting tricked into helping criminals was a way better plot than dumb adults getting tricked into helping B&B
Tales of Arise.
>Hey Beavis I have a huge flaming sword, hehehe
>FIRE!
>garden warfare 2
they'd probably just try to hit on the plant chicks. zombies probably wouldn't bother killing them either if we're going by cartoon logic.
uhuhuhuh.. uh... hey, baby. want me to... plow your fields? huhuhuh...
hehe hehehehe good one butthead.
>Final Fantasy 15
I don't even know
>Monster Hunter Rise
>take hunting quest from big-boobed guild lady
>depart for mission alongside 2 other people
>the two strangers get stuck carting to Rathalos while Beavis and Butthead frick around and kill Bnahabras and Altaroths
>ends with them getting blasted by a fireball
>Blasphemous
he he, stupid people hanging on sticks, he he
Elden Ring also makes sense just off the Ranni quest line. You can see them doing everything just for Todd to come in beat them up and steal her.
New Daria movie fricking when.
>the new Daria is being written by a black womyn and the main protgag is a black womyn and not daria
>already got downgraded to a film from a tv show
>was downgraded from Daria and Jodie to just being called Jodie
Daria was always a weirdo pink pussy hat c**t so it makes sense she give her own series away to an undeserving poc
This is so sad.
I love that show so much. It was way ahead of its time. But now it is too controversial.
>they start putting random pieces together
>"Hey Butthead, how do you turn this thing on?"
>"Like this, buttmunch!"
>five space elevator lifts in 30 seconds
>"Uh Butthead, I think you did it wrong."
>"Uh... oh yeah!"
Mario & Luigi Bowser's Inside Story
>Hey Butthead I think we're inside that turtle thing that ate us while we were trying to score
>Lets get to his anus heheehe
>bioshock infinite
probably would be an actually good game
>Whoa! Beavis, this chick said she'll let us score if we like take her to Paris or something!
Mike Judge tier list
S-tier: Office Space, King of the Hill
A-tier: Idiocracy
B-tier: Beavis and Butt-Head
C-tier: Silicon Valley
D-tier: Extract
Beavis and Butthead needs to switch places with Idiocracy and you have yourself a perfect list.
I almost had them both in A, but Beavis and Butt-Head has used the same humor since the 90s, and while I still enjoy the show I don’t love it like I did first seeing it back then, so it’s dropped down a bit for me. Whereas Idiocracy, when I first saw it, I’d have given it a B, but as time goes on it seems more and more relevant and less like a satire, and I appreciate it now more than I did back then.
why does the humor have to change? it's still just as good now as it was then. I didn't watch the new movie but saw a clip of them making fun of liberals and it had me dying laughing legit, same as they always did.
Idiocracy is Reddit's favorite movie because they think it only alludes to republicans and rednecks, it's anti-white. It has some funny moments but overall it doesn't hold a candle to anything above it.
King of the Hill flopped compaed to Seth MacFarlane shows, it was not good at all. Even Bob's Burgers is going to surpass it.
>flopped
Generally shows with 13 seasons aren’t considered flops.
>Cleveland show
>88 episodes
American Dad is the only consistently good show on that list
Except that American Dad is unwatchable after season 5.
>it's a flop if it doesn't go into perpetuity because the creators know when to end it before it starts to overstay it's welcome
anyone who thinks idocracy was good probably never actually saw the movie and just saw the meme clips and was like "oh haha i'm so smart". shit tier garbage. doesn't belong anywhere near office space, KotH or BnB
I think KotH belongs in a tier of its own, despite how timeless and great Office Space is.
Silicon valley and Idiocracy should be switched around
Close, but not quite:
S-tier: Beavis and Butt-head, King of the Hill
A-tier: Office Space
B-tier: Silicon Valley
C-tier: Idiocracy
F-tier: Extract (seriously, it's pretty forgettable).
>Beavis and Butt-head
>S-tier
it's only S-tier if you're able to watch the music video commentary. The actual episodes range from trash to middling in quality.
Man, I wish Silicon valley ended better than it did. The last few seasons were definitely running out of gas and good ideas.
>Beavis and Butthead in L.A. Noire
I would play the FRICK out of this game.
>get to Homicide
>all the dead, naked women
The material would be endless.
>Ahuhuhuh.... This guy rules.
>Yeah. Uh, sir! We believe you! Hehe hehehe
>Ahuhuhuh
Beavis and Butthead would make awesome ABIS agents. They'd waste all the somnium time on trying to feel the dreamer's boobs though. Somehow they would still succeed.
>It's okay, you didn't know. We didn't either.
My sides are in orbit. Is this from the new movie?
not that anon, but it is. I'm honestly surprised they didn't tone it down or change anything. Feels exactly like the older episodes/previous movie.
Yes. Watch it. Its pretty good.
You know where I can watch it without shelling out cash to another fricking streaming site? As far as I can tell it's only Paramount+
kimcartoon
It's filled with ads, I'm sure all my data is being stolen right now, but at least I get free cartoons.
>step aside please, we have white privilege
I don’t know why, there’s just something about that line that makes me laugh my ass off
It would be the best episode of Beavis and Butthead ever.
Deadrising, they'd probably try to take pictures of women and then claim to be photojournalists when they tell them to stop. And probably say "hey baby" to the Carlitos sister. And look for nachos in the grocery store while the guy with the shopping cart chases them around.
There'd probably be a part where they look at a scanner while driving one of those radar trucks and unknowingly cause lots of property damage since they aren't looking at the road, then it turns out they were chasing a regular cloud.
Of course they already got sucked up in a twister. How'd I know it without knowing it?
>you were just gonna spank your monkey
now that's some good foreshadowing
Why do their voices sound off?
early episodes.
>TF2
"MEDIC!"
"Huh huh huh, you said Dic."
"Heh, yeah, heh heh, boiiiiiiing!"
Ive been playing Dragons Crown, they would be going nuts at all the booba
>Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey
We're fricked.
>last game I played was garry's mod
>favorite activity to do in gmod is to run around shooting people with the background npcs mod and watch them explode with the gore mod
>Also have the background NPC mod set to replace some of the citizens with booby anime elves and vtubers
I don't like this at all...
Movie is good. Not the next coming of Christ or anything, just enjoyable. Not as good as Do America but it's hard to top that one. It's kind of a miracle the movie even exists.
Hehe hehehe hey look hehe Monadhole hehe
>shiren the wanderer
they die. painfully.
>omori
Yeah this game just got several times more fun.
They're already in the game.
>Klonoa 2
Beavis and Butt-Head would be asking Lolo how much she spanks her monkey since she is a monkey girl.
huhhuhhuhh, hey beavis. check it out. we're making 5 bucks when these people, like... take a dump
>Disco Elysium
I do really need a new point 'n' click besides virtual stupidity.
>kirby and the forgotten land
Beavis and butthead on a post apocalyptic earth sounds interesting
Silent Hill wouldn't be the same after.
>Uuuhuhuhuh, hey Beavis, he's like doing that mannequin
Is there a good torrent with all the episodes and the music videos. I have one but there's no peers.
>Mario+Rabbids
They'd help the rabbids destroy everything. At least it'd be funny.
But what if instead of mario+rabbids, it was now mario+beavis and butthead and there are now just hundreds of mutated beavises and buttheads and peach beavis and luigi butthead are apart of your party
>viscera cleanup detail
they'd make the mess 10x worse and have a blood-flinging war
I feel like beavis and butthead are the most powerful characters alive. If you ever put them in the most dangerous locations in fiction, the reality would twist in favour of their perfect luck and everything around them would serve in their sitcom realities as they do not get fazed by even the most crazy things that dont involve women
Beavis and Butthead get the shit kicked out of them plenty of times, and IIRC in some episodes they actually straight up die in them (before status quo fixes things). They do have the power of funny, in the sense that they will only get their shit kicked in if it's funny, and most of the time seeing them escape impossible situations unscathed because they're so moronic is more funny and thus the more likely outcome.
Their toon force levels are comparatively weak compared to some cartoon characters
Is it bad that I kind of want a rick and morty/beavis and butthead crossover for this reason, just the idea of them taking rick’s shit when he’s not looking or even just pissing him off makes me because the show always tries to make rick win and show that he’s the smartest piece of shit ever so seeing him get fricked over by two horny idiot teenagers who don’t even completely understand what’s going on sounds fricking hilarious, by the end, rick would probably just be frothing at the mouth filled with nothing but rage trying to kill them but through pure bad luck, they just keep on living and shit only gets worse for him.
>DMC4
I feel they would just make jokes about the swords being like dicks or talking about how much they wanna frick lady and trish.
>Woah Butt-Head check it out, it's that four can place we saw on TV.
>Yes it is Beavis, for this is the place of ultimate freedom. We can talk about whatever we want. You can even say the N-Word here.
>Nice?
>uhuhuhuhhhuh, yeah.
I feel like they try to keep asking anons if they want to score with them, just blindly assuming there are chicks on here
shit
>huhuhuh, more like kingdom sharts right beavis?
>yeah yeah! kingdom sharts! yeah!
>ugh hhehehehhhehhh uhhhhhh
>japans..like cool
>mhmhmhmhhm yeah .... yeah .. FIRE!!!
>uhuuhuhhuhhhh huh huhh..check out these geishas...hey baby
>boioiooiooinng
actually based
Technically it would be DJ Max, but that's just Guitar Hero.
Before that I was playing God of War 18 and dropped it. I couldn't get into it.
HOWEVER
> The stupid ass equipment system is replaced by a cheesy t shirt system
> Lame parent son relationship replaced by them being fricking moronic commenting on everything, like when they talked about music videos
> Everything being slightly more black metal themed
> The soundtrack doesn't blow ass
>hey butthead where are we
>shut up dumbass you're supposed to buy the door
post theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bty4-TgBV9I
>Valheim
killed by boars on day 1
rust.
they door camp solo players stuck in prim state with eokas for hours on end
>hollow knight
goes one of two ways:
1. they show up in dirtmouth, get rejected by iselda, become bored, wander off into the unknown and die
2. they are human sized, and therefore giants in relative scale, and spend the game trying to burn the insects with a magnifying glass
>tfw no Beavis and Butthead Kingdom Hearts world
>Doom 2
I'm sure there's already a wad. Eh eh you said wad.
>binge watched almost the entire series
>can't find the christmas special with the "here lies Beavis, he never scored" scene
here lies anon, he never found the source
>DMC 1
they're fricked
I fricking hate this unfunny shit
More like Beavis May Cry, huhuhuhuh
>Jagged Alliance 2
Uhhhh could be cool?
STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl
>Hey Beavis I think we're in like, Russia or something. Uhhuhuhuh.
>Uhh excuse me sir? Beavis how do you say hello is ruskie?
>Heh heh heh Uhh have you tried hola?
>That's French, dumbass!
>Uhh bonjour mister russian guy. Can you tell us where all the chicks are?
>What? There's no chicks in the zone? Come on Beavis, let's get out of here.
>Uuuuuumm orcs suck
>H-hey Butthead, I think this ghost inside me is giving me super powers. It's pretty cool mmmmhehehe
>You have a dude inside you hehehe
I'd watch Beavis and Butthead let's plays.
>Persona 3 fes
Idk...
>uuuuh, hey baby
>social link failed
>MGS twin snakes
Nothing changes
>Persona 4 Golden
They'd somehow get Adachi caught when they run into him for the first time.
Beavis and Butthead always survive. They either get bored of what's going on and leave, or the universe bends around them so they survive the most insane things.
So in Overwatch they'd probably get bored and leave.
>So in Overwatch they'd probably get bored and leave.
Just like most of the playerbase.
>Uuuhhuhuh... so you're saying we can like, put thoughts into peoples heads?
>Hey Beavis, I'm gonna make this chick super attracted to me
>Heehehehe.. nice Butt-Head, hehe AHH This wolf is eating me HEEELLP
>Uhuhuhu.. come to Butt-Head
>chiv 2
I die almost immediately decapitated by a knight in total medieval war
Honestly, I can see it going about the same.
>COC
despite the world they're in they still somehow don't score