This is all weenie shit I couldn't give less of a frick about, but I do admire that level of autism. Like that dude who paid the actual artist of the game to make new art for his Camellia mod in WotR.
>Actually changes Nightsong into a dude so they dont have to edit the actual romance plot with Isobel >He even have a bum look when he's prisoner
That's amazing, I'm getting that.
Lmao, based. Looking at the before and after images, I didn't even know things were this fricking gay and cringe in BG3 because it's still on my backlog. How the hell is this purple-haired twitch cringefest being overrated so much?
>How the hell is this purple-haired twitch cringefest being overrated so much?
Because the purple haired twitch gays are the ones who are overrating it.
Based
Black and other pocs makes no sense in a european inspired medieval world created with so many dangerous things that cities are not only sparse they have to be insanely fortified.
At max you would see one or twice blacks in big cities. And most likely they would receive the same treatment Drizz't did.
I have no idea what you mean by this but Forgotten Realms isn't 1:1 with medival Europe.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Sure is nothing alike...
7 months ago
Anonymous
Yup, it's not 1:1, glad you understand this.
7 months ago
Anonymous
yeah, only 99% to 100%, you sure shown him
7 months ago
Anonymous
Posting a map of what is obviously not Earth sure showed me that Forgotten Realms is 1:1 with Medival Europe. Thank you scholar-sama!
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Its totally not inspired in medieval europe
7 months ago
Anonymous
>inspired by means it is 1:1 with medival europe
7 months ago
Anonymous
Good thing I used the proper verb and never claimed it was an exact copy.
Now is the moment you start with the seething replies.
7 months ago
Anonymous
So you understand that Faerun is only inspired by medival europe and not a magical reimagining or duplicate, therefore why does it have to adhere to real world racial distributions when the development of the world is completely different to real world history? Keep in mind that current events in the Forgotten Realms take place in the same time period as modern day Earth.
7 months ago
Anonymous
stop saying medieval, it's obviously not medieval. The central cities could be construed as medieval because of the collection of magic, but there are literal white cavemen running around in the tundra
7 months ago
Anonymous
>why does it have to adhere to real world racial distributions
Except that the writer distributed people in this europe inspired world by race too.
I guess don't know about Turmish or Mulhorandi.
I guess you don't know what you are talking about
7 months ago
Anonymous
Ed Greenwood is known for autistically writing every single detail of the realm he started creating as a child. From seasons, to holidays, to type of dirt. In a much more detailed level than Tolkien itself. So yes, racial disparities based on regions are a thing in the Forgotten Reaelms, hence why people at Zhakara and Al-Qadim are described differently than people in Faerun.
Except migration happened years ago in the setting and lots of it was written by Greenwood such as the migration of people from the dark continent to the chultan penisula and other regions of Faerun.
7 months ago
Anonymous
The social level is at an early iron age level while the technological level is augmented by magic. Which allows for massive castles of mages that do nothing but read all day to exist, because they were constructed with magic.
7 months ago
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Ed Greenwood is known for autistically writing every single detail of the realm he started creating as a child. From seasons, to holidays, to type of dirt. In a much more detailed level than Tolkien itself. So yes, racial disparities based on regions are a thing in the Forgotten Reaelms, hence why people at Zhakara and Al-Qadim are described differently than people in Faerun.
>Black and other pocs makes no sense in a european inspired medieval world
It's fantasy. Forgotten Realms also has shit like djinn, rakshasas, devas, nagas, kenku, and more that are blatantly not medieval European yet I don't see anyone whining about that
Everyone in FR is canonically, per Ed's ruling, bisexual by default.
https://1dGanker/wiki/Forgotten_Realms#Forgotten_Realms_And_Sex
As the article says, what we're getting is an incredibly sanitized version of his vision, a FR that is accurate to his notes would basically be an eroge.
[...] >Black and other pocs makes no sense in a european inspired medieval world
Humans aren't native to the setting, they're unironically the result of a massive isekai event where a bunch of portals spat them out from an "Age of Mythology" version of Earth in random places. So it's not even supposed to be a close representation of our world.
I wonder why in every campaign setting book the people in different regions are depicted with distinct features like skin color and eye color...
Because they formed their own nations over time? But BG and Neverwinter are two cities that have always had a lot of different people due to being major hubs, they were that in their old games too.
>he didn't side with Sarevok
What if we return to Baldur's Gate together?
7 months ago
Anonymous
>he sided with a black
They hate you anon. There is no fixing it.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Anon, he's your half-brother in the game.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Nta but so are like 30 other people in the game because Bhaal had a lot of contingency plans, doesn't make Sarevok not evil.
7 months ago
Anonymous
The only game where you can recruit him is Throne of Bhaal, and he's explicitly not evil anymore because he's died already and thus purged of Bhaal's influence. He's mostly just a jerk now but you can actively help him see the good in things.
Roleplaying is inherent self inserting, your snowflake character being a furry eared dragon orc homosexual with superpowers doesn't make it not your rping self insert
7 months ago
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i should take that as a compliment because i am always playing human male paladins if i don't play dick ass thieves >your snowflake character being a furry eared dragon orc homosexual with superpowers doesn't make it not your rping self insert
i think you got that wrong, those people literally cannot seperate their character from themselves and i don't think they will even deny self inserting
That's not really true. Gale in particular has romance flags on completely innocuous options.
Want to try a bit of magic, kid? That's him flirting with you and he gets offended when you put a stop to it.
Want to have a heart to heart the night before Gale is going to suicide bomb? That's flirting too. You can't just be two soldiers awaiting battle. He gets angry at you for rejecting his advances, in response to your offer to not leave him to sit outside alone before his kamikaze!!
Sharing solemn silence is a manly tradition. They are facing reality and death.
So, offering that to your comrade inarms shouldn't be a fricking romance flag, and telling my fellow soldier that I'll keep him company before his suicide should not be met with an angry comment about how I turned down his sexual advances!!
he's just a horny man who wants to shagg one more time before blowing himself up, you just dont get it buddy he's saving the world, he's entitled to get that sex.
Anon, just tell him you don't want to frick, it's not that hard. Yes I'll admit, he's the only dude in the game that has a hard time taking "no" for an answer as Asterion/Wyll/Halsin get the picture the first time you say it, but this is Gale we're talking about. He's a person that thinks no means yes and absolutely not means maybe.
Wyll is the only character it doesn't make sense to be playersexual but rather a straight bawd. He comes out the gate hitting on all the women and presumably doesn't hit on Mama K just because he was about to murder her.
No you see, the goal is to rape you with gays. You guys are moronic for not seeing this. Do you think it's a coincidence that these playersexual CRPGs all have "bugged" gay companions that rape you?
Everyone in FR is canonically, per Ed's ruling, bisexual by default.
https://1dGanker/wiki/Forgotten_Realms#Forgotten_Realms_And_Sex
As the article says, what we're getting is an incredibly sanitized version of his vision, a FR that is accurate to his notes would basically be an eroge.
Based
Black and other pocs makes no sense in a european inspired medieval world created with so many dangerous things that cities are not only sparse they have to be insanely fortified.
At max you would see one or twice blacks in big cities. And most likely they would receive the same treatment Drizz't did.
>Black and other pocs makes no sense in a european inspired medieval world
Humans aren't native to the setting, they're unironically the result of a massive isekai event where a bunch of portals spat them out from an "Age of Mythology" version of Earth in random places. So it's not even supposed to be a close representation of our world.
>game is finished lolz we promise it is >we had to cut out most shit >also we need to keep adding in things >it's a demo but please just trust us, it's finished except for the fact it's not
because one is capable of being sexually mature the other isn't. one exists (talking children) and is creepier to have sex with, and the other doesn't. seems pretty straightforward to me, is this supposed to be a competent comparison? lol
>because one is capable of being sexually mature the other isn't. one exists (talking children) and is creepier to have sex with, and the other doesn't. seems pretty straightforward to me, is this supposed to be a competent comparison? lol
Logical counter argument is very simple. If you frick a shape shifted bear you're a zoophile. Which means that you're a degenerate but it's irrelevant unless you frick an actual animal. If you duck a shape shifted child you're a pedophile and you deserve torture until death even if you don't frick an actual child. All pedos deserve death.
>Logical counter argument is very simple. If you frick a shape shifted bear you're a zoophile. Which means that you're a degenerate but it's irrelevant unless you frick an actual animal. If you duck a shape shifted child you're a pedophile and you deserve torture until death even if you don't frick an actual child. All pedos deserve death.
Both of you suck dick at logic.
>sexual maturity
Bestiality is a problem of informed consent and hygiene (similar to pedophilia imo). Sparky doesn’t love you and it damages his understanding of the world when master slathers his crotch in peanut butter. It also creates shit like aids.
Plz dont have sex with your pets
Logical counter argument is very simple. If you frick a shape shifted bear you're a zoophile. Which means that you're a degenerate but it's irrelevant unless you frick an actual animal. If you duck a shape shifted child you're a pedophile and you deserve torture until death even if you don't frick an actual child. All pedos deserve death.
but its not a child is a druid adult polymorphed into a child
if a bear with a human mind is not a bear then a child with and adult mind is not a child?
>I need an excuse to duck children, please God, just let me duck children ahhhhh
dead rightoids filling every street is the only way forward for humanity
>there's not even a crafting system?
No. There's only one quest about forging a weapon that silences whoever it hits, and the funny thing is that this quest uses the divinity crafting interface.
No, there are one thousand of useless items like cups, forks,spoons, pot lids, cutting boards and everything you can imagine
But a basic crafting OP weapons like a normal D&D game would have, God forbid.
They're not useless if you are monk str Chad with tavern brawler and +1 to throwing dmg, then everything you pick up is now a weapon, pretty satisfying killing someone with a thrown cheese wheel or pot lid.
They dropped DOS's Kingdom-of-Loathing-tier "crafting" system except for potions and a few quests and hidden items. It still exists, but aside from potions it isn't used much.
>crafting in games is the most tedious overdone shit ever
And so is inventory management in BG3 according to other simpletons like you, can't wait until all games are just cutscenes because "thinking is hard".
Cucking and getting cucked are two different things. Pyra, Mythra and Nia take turns crying themselves to sleep as Rex nails one in the other room every night.
Well I'm a man and I'm playing a game so I don't want the game to cuck me, women don't play these games and if they do they're larping. So who cares what women think?
7 months ago
Anonymous
>So who cares what women think?
unfathombly based
7 months ago
Anonymous
I am a woman and i played baldur's gate 3. I also refuse to play divinity original sin 2 because the lizard cucks you.
>protagonist canonically gets friendzoned and cucked by 3 different femaile friends at the same time >has to continue to pretend to be friends with them as they raise their different fathers offspring
No he is just angry that japs make endings with romance to please their audiences while western modern games not only cuck their protagonists things like threesome with other males is a common thing.
I won't play it because I like TTRPGs, not being railroaded into nearly-forced sexual encounters. I'm also not comfortable knowing the person who's running my game is a closeted bestiality enjoyer. I can't take this garbage seriously, and I will never be immersed.
>DM:OK you see a chunk of meat roasting with a fancy looking dagger in it >Player: Nice, I grab the fancy knife >DM: Roll to pull the knife >Player: for frick sake...
This game is the perfect D&D experience of a bad Dungeon Master.
It's as if you say "ok i'm going downstairs casually to get my pack" and the dm asks you to roll to see if you fall down the stairs. There's no logical reason to do except to troll players, and it gets old fricking fast.
Yeah you'll laugh the first time after you rolled 1. But some dm's make it their mission to fricking annoy you with rolls for literally everything. After a few weeks of this shit you'll be pissed.
what it really is is the devs having no development geared towards proper skillchecks and then going through the game and plonking down random skillchecks like a junglegym
Unless he does that there's no reason to spec into stair navigation. The average person with no training can't be expected to dominate a set of stairs like a level 6 Stairmaster.
>complaining about a non existent thing in game
my guy the only thing that matters was >you didn't have enough bonuses because you're a shitter >you didn't have inspiration because you're a shitter
Because Minthra by nature isn't evil stooge. She gives no fricks about the tieflings and it would be easy enough to RP that she may make a better ally for your own needs with free will than a bunch of tieflings that get skewed by gobs.
I legitimately forgot his name but he's a israeli grifter that has his own radio show now and gets off on "owning the SJWs" when everybody is on the "israel isn't a real country" koolaid
7 months ago
Anonymous
That's literally every fox news show right now.
7 months ago
Anonymous
yeah he's on the fox radio station
7 months ago
Anonymous
oh okay
well that's whatever
but i literally for real can not tell what emotion he is expressing in that image. i don't know if he's condemning the mistake or just pointing it out
it's almost like an uncanny valley ai thing. it looks so weird to me.
7 months ago
Anonymous
israeli angst
7 months ago
Anonymous
>but i literally for real can not tell what emotion he is expressing in that image
Yeah, part of the new update is if you take Minthara down non lethally in act 1 she'll be alive to be rescued from Moonrise in act 2. Enjoy blueberry cheeks Anon.
So why isn't this game getting flamed for releasing buggy and unfinished when they literally just patched in the ending to the game almost 4 months after release?
Were people REALLY just that fricking desperate for a good Bioware game?
Larian never treats their early access as a full release though. For both BG3 and Divinity OS2 early access was limited to exclusively just act 1 for content to test within. Early Access is just treated as a glorified paid demo you can give feedback to. This is also why act 1 is considerably more polished than the rest of the game.
I just think its goofy how genuinely overrated this game is, which is an objective fact, considering Larian also didn't provide review codes for the game until just a couple days before release, resulting in all of the day 1 reviews being glorified early impressions based off exclusively act 1 (the largest, most open-ended, most polished and least buggy portion of the entire game.)
Really? Normally it's very hard to get a game's antagonist like the emperor to have sex with you, and yet almost everyone that's played the game never shuts the frick up about it.
The whole experience is a fricking joke.
Holy shit you are so fricking clueless, troon. Its almost like there is other games where you can frick everyone and its not outstanding in any capacity. Its almost like you never played any other prolific rpgs and just mindlessly echo baseless seethe/cope some other clueless moron had said to cope with bg3 sucess.
There are less then 3 sex scenes per character, thats not lots of sex.
You can frick benny in new vegas. To the death.
Just shut the frick up and go play games before typing.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Right. So how many of your companions did you have sex with before you remembered you were supposed to be saving the world?
Agree. The main problem is it feels very much disjointed compared to the other acts, and you can sequence break quests easily. Going into the sewers first fricks up so much other shit
>You wanted an epilogue? >Sure, let me just bring all the voice actors back.
I kneel.....
The scenes with Karlach where she goes into hell with you were added after launch and it took a week
huh?
>most voice actors have a home recording studio so they can spit out new shit >BG3 is a GOTY contender and the sort of game where they'll be making money on the convention circuit taking selfies and autographs for big bucks for years
Yeah no shit they came back.
I'm not erven talking about VGAs mindrotted moron. It's objectively one of the best games of the year. It will hjave shittons of fans for years. People will be going to conventions because they played a party member in BG3 for years.
>I'm not erven talking about VGA >>BG3 is a GOTY contender
meds
7 months ago
Anonymous
>moronic thirdworlder thinks "GotY" is something Spike TV and Geoff invented because he was too busy fighting packs of streetdogs for chickenbones tourists drop in the gutter
7 months ago
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>vpn schizo pretending like he hasn't made 30,000 GOTY shitposting threads >comes into his own derailed BG3 thread to try and claim that this patch is "free DLC" to try and make larian look better >caps it off with "goty goty goty"
you're not fooling anybody shartypuss
7 months ago
Anonymous
>vpn schizo
lmfao I've made like.... 4 posts ITT so far you moronic streetshitting peasant.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Are you going to call me a nazi pedophile next?
7 months ago
Anonymous
Nope because a dickyhomosexual nazi isn't what you are. You're an obvious shitskin with brain damage from huffing glue
7 months ago
Anonymous
>y-you're WORSE than a nazi pedophile
is that right
>Feature complete single player experiences arent a thing anymore
Hi-Fi Rush was complete at launch and the stuff they added later were actual new things and gameplay twists instead of sections of the game that were missing.
Same with Metal: Hellsinger, though I understand that's not a game a whole lot of people played (and neither is HFR, but whatever).
What does this mean? You can recruit Minthara without doing the "evil" path? Is she still exclusive to Halsin (not that I care, I hate that stupid bear)
I know this is one of those games that's nigh impossible to talk about on Ganker, but I'll ask anyway: did they change the romanced Lae'zel ending at all or is it still gith-only?
That's basically the one and only reason I'd come back to this game.
I romanced her as a half-orc and the racial divide was not something she ever mentioned.
Her romance has some gith only options. You can only hop on a dragon and go fighting with her if you're Gith. Other races have the options of convincing her to stay or letting her go on her own. Likewise it looks like a male Gith can get her eggnant in the epilogue.
They made it so that you can see the whole party's inventory in the camp without having to manually go around dismissing and recruiting people.
Like Dragon Age Origins did. At launch. In 2009.
Have they fixed Bhaal ending or Absolute ending? Do you get an epilogue with that and have they removed the moronic mind control from companions that want you to be evil, like Minthara?
So let me get this straight. In this game you're forced to watch degenerate shit like gay sex but having female characters be feminine and attractive with huge breasts, fat asses and wide hips is crossing the line? That makes no sense at all. What kind of person makes games like this?
>Act 2 is almost linear with how little interactivity there is, how few npcs there is to talk to, how few sidequests there is. >Act 3 that is filled with life, detail, quests, interesting people to meet, is "boring".
Whew lad.
I don't understand how they're still 'fixing' the game after it was in early access for years. I keep hearing how certain acts are going to get changed and some bugs are going to get fixed. What the frick was years of early access for if its still not in its 'complete' state? Genuine question.
The last patch made Act 3 unplayable for a lot of people, myself included. I had no problems at all with Acts 1 and 2, but Act3 was a laggy, unplayable mess. The game world and NPCs would all freeze for ~30 seconds at a time, then the game would "catch up", and then they would freeze again.
I almost didn't post a real reason because I knew this would be some homosexual's response. I have an SSD and my PC is well above recommended specs. It's not my build. As I said, I had NO problems in Acts 1 or 2
Last patch made it playable for, finally giving stable 60 on my old and busted 3060. I've never heard about any freezing, just dips. Must be you problem, lil homie.
No, that was definitely a thing, but it didn't affect everyone.
>In Patch 4 we introduced a fix that would prevent the Scrying Eyes in Moonrise Towers from immediately calling the guards on you when stealing, even if you were sneaking, or invisible for example. >This fix had the unintended consequence of causing unnoticed thefts & acts of vandalism to remain stuck forever within the ‘did anyone see me’ pipeline, rather than timing out and moving on, as is intended. Essentially, your ‘DM’ - in a real-world sense - constantly thinks about the acts of theft & violence the player keeps doing, without ever moving on or verbalising them. Mulling on it ad infinitum. >These unnoticed and eternally-active acts of theft & violence eventually bogged down the game. The more a player commits those acts, the more the game is trying to keep that all up to date and in memory, and so the more slowdowns start happening. >Essentially, the ‘DM’ eventually becomes unable to operate. By Act 3 this caused slow-down issues, which after some sleuthing we’re extremely happy to say we’ve solved in Patch 5, which is in testing and scheduled to release this week."
>BG1 and BG2 each companion has its own complex reason to be your companion and follow you around. >BG3 they all share the exact same moronic reason in the most contrived way possible
True the steamiest pile of shit in writing.
yup. >uh you meet all your companions on the same boat and you all have bombs in your head that will go off if you don't work together, the end
what the...
>planning to backstab Astarion if he refuses to stop the ritual >planning to backstab Emperor to not rely on his protection >planning to backstab Lae'zel in case the plan to free the prince backfire hard.
I am supposed to be a good paladin.
Japan has always had really wierd standards >you can wear the shortest shorts humanly possible >but if you show the SLIGHTEST bit of cleavage, you might as well start selling your body now
I'm thinking of pirating this game on my Steam Deck (I know, it will be suffering)
Have pirate sites or whatever, cracked the patch 5 already? I REALLY do not EVER want to have to download this game multiple times with seeing how absurd those download sizes are.
homies are so mindbroken by devs shipping unfinished games and going "oops it is what it is onto the next game" instead of fixing or enhancing anything that when a studio actually continues supporting their game for free post launch their whole shit short circuits. it's like being one of the first Locust from Gears of War to see sunlight, they can't even process the sensory input or wider potential implications.
best post in the thread
every single person shilling this game is just completely mindbroken and literally cannot imagine how good games used to be, either because they're a zoomer or they have developed Stockholm Syndrome from mistreatment over the years.
>and literally cannot imagine how good games used to be
It's been the standard longer than most people have been alive, but it shouldn't be. A game should never expect that of you. I hate to say this because I've always played primarily on PC, but this is something only PC games are allowed to get away with. Console games aren't allowed to crash or bug out on this level, and the ones that do tend to get recalled. Pic related was practically unplayable on release.
So many crazy updates.
Given I'm still in act 1 should I just put my playthrough on hold and come back to it in like a year ? There might even be a whole new race by then at this rate. (Hopefully Tabaxi)
Why the frick would I apologize? I already finished the game. And the experience was ruined by bugs and glitches in the final Act.
They will never give me back my 130 hours so why should I apologize?
>release game claiming it's complete >add content that wasn't done in time for release after "complete" release >nu-Ganker says that's a good thing
just admit you were scammed
Are the watchers supposed to be aggressive after fighting Orin?
I thought Gortash and I had a deal (that I would immediately break once I am face to face with him again), but I am being assaulted constantly by guards as I walk through the streets, which of course is labeled as murder when I disable them, so citizens report me and more guards show up.
It kind of made me want to give up on that run since I don't know what triggered this and I don't even think I have a save far enough back to fix it at this point.
Okay, I got a question.
I want to play BG3, but I absolutely don't want any female companions or zesty gays.
I just want to adventure with good bros, like BG1.
Is every recruitable party member a woman, homosexual, or Black? Will I miss a lot of content if I make a custom party?
Why no females? Also no, you don't miss much as long as you still let the companions stay in the camp.
You can then choose to ignore them or pull them out when they ask to do their story quests. This will be more difficult since they won't like you, but you don't like them either so whatever.
Just don't want to hang out with them, simple as.
I have a very strict no woman, no Black person, and no gay policy in games.
Look, it even worked in fricking Mass Effect. I could run with Kaidan, Wrex, Garrus, Grunt, James, the DLC alien guy, Mordin, Zaeed...
What options do I have in BG3?
I can live with that. I just won't trigger them. So Halsin, Minsc, and hirelings? Frick, that's slim pickings, especially as Minsc isn't available until the end of Act III.
So... nobody but Minsc in Act III?
Holy shit this game is really pushing it hard.
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Anonymous
Only if by "it" you mean sex in general. It's more that most of the companions are romanceable and Larian just doesn't gender lock. Your criteria is a lot easier if there are just no romances period.
What happens to Karlach in the new romance epilogue? The only reference I could find was on Reddit so obviously it was some fricking cuck who chose the threesome ending with Wyll. What happens if you go with a romanced Karlach alone?
>Tavern Brawler now works with Monk Widlshapes
So how fricking broken is it now? I'm fairly sure you can stack some damage on top of it with rings and bracers too.
Why is act 3 hated again? Is it because too much free will? Because you can't make numbers go up anymore? The things you have to do to get through it and kick off the end seems pretty straight forward.
Define "save". You now have the option of going into Hell with her to fight against the forces of Zariel. The epilogue confirms you've lasted six months of grueling devil slaughter and are quite fine.
I'll be honest, i'm sick of the game with literal Zoophilia & Pedophilia dogwhistling put into it being widely accepted. soon the pedo stuff will be out in the open.
Apologize for what? The game was "released" half a year ago and they are still patching it, proving it was not fully developed despite YEARS in early access. As the matter of fact you are still PAYING to BETA TEST it for them like a good boy.
>he PAID so he can do a JOB
lol moron
btw I have a clogged shitter needs repairing, but you have to pay me 60$ to do it for, you ok to come in on sunday morning? thanks
Because they completely rewrote the Emperor as the original idea of "BWAHAHAHA I WAS TRICKING YOU THE WHOLE TIME" was not only dumb, but too obvious for even the dumbest 8 INT Tav to fall for. However, it does mean the "down by the river" song now has no meaning at all.
>decide to play as Gale since I want to be a wizard but hate having duplicate classes in a group >he doesn't get his tent area in the camp
Disappointing.
>Gale tragic story of how he will most likely become a magic nuke, so he will travel to a remote place and wait for his death, alone thinking about his Gale's Folley... >Scratch that, you have a tadpole in your head that will turn you into a illithid, so all that sacrifice dialog was pointless
The worst main plot ever conceived for an rpg.
Almost everything to do with the tadpoles and illithids in this game is fricking idiotic.
Bane arguably doesn't need the tadpoles for an enforced hierarchy to begin with and has to share power to use them. Myrkul is a god of the dead who already makes use of undead thralls and gains nothing from the tadpoles. Bhaal likely wouldn't give a shit in the first place and it's hard to see why he would want to turn all mortals into mindless puppets who don't even care if you kill them.
The tadpoles just don't make any fricking sense and I'm still mad about it.
call me when they make everyone straight as an arrow
wont be playing this garbage until then
you sound like a latent homosexual
You sound like a homosexual.
Nobody cares about you schizo.
>game is GOTY
>massive financial and critical success already
>"ohhhh I won't pirate this game until it panders to ultrachuds like me wahhhhhh"
And why the frick do you think they care one atom about appealing to you, you lost. Again.
You seem to care
Done.
Chuds are so sensitive
A chud's greatest fear is their own imagination.
Thats cool. When are you acking?
What's wrong with raceswapping and genderswapping?
This is all weenie shit I couldn't give less of a frick about, but I do admire that level of autism. Like that dude who paid the actual artist of the game to make new art for his Camellia mod in WotR.
Very impressed.
Is this basedmods? I seriously doubt they'd host this on Nexus.
>Actually changes Nightsong into a dude so they dont have to edit the actual romance plot with Isobel
>He even have a bum look when he's prisoner
That's amazing, I'm getting that.
Lmao, based. Looking at the before and after images, I didn't even know things were this fricking gay and cringe in BG3 because it's still on my backlog. How the hell is this purple-haired twitch cringefest being overrated so much?
>How the hell is this purple-haired twitch cringefest being overrated so much?
Because the purple haired twitch gays are the ones who are overrating it.
Based
Black and other pocs makes no sense in a european inspired medieval world created with so many dangerous things that cities are not only sparse they have to be insanely fortified.
At max you would see one or twice blacks in big cities. And most likely they would receive the same treatment Drizz't did.
>europegay
Blame this homosexual.
I have no idea what you mean by this but Forgotten Realms isn't 1:1 with medival Europe.
Sure is nothing alike...
Yup, it's not 1:1, glad you understand this.
yeah, only 99% to 100%, you sure shown him
Posting a map of what is obviously not Earth sure showed me that Forgotten Realms is 1:1 with Medival Europe. Thank you scholar-sama!
>Its totally not inspired in medieval europe
>inspired by means it is 1:1 with medival europe
Good thing I used the proper verb and never claimed it was an exact copy.
Now is the moment you start with the seething replies.
So you understand that Faerun is only inspired by medival europe and not a magical reimagining or duplicate, therefore why does it have to adhere to real world racial distributions when the development of the world is completely different to real world history? Keep in mind that current events in the Forgotten Realms take place in the same time period as modern day Earth.
stop saying medieval, it's obviously not medieval. The central cities could be construed as medieval because of the collection of magic, but there are literal white cavemen running around in the tundra
>why does it have to adhere to real world racial distributions
Except that the writer distributed people in this europe inspired world by race too.
I guess don't know about Turmish or Mulhorandi.
I guess you don't know what you are talking about
Except migration happened years ago in the setting and lots of it was written by Greenwood such as the migration of people from the dark continent to the chultan penisula and other regions of Faerun.
The social level is at an early iron age level while the technological level is augmented by magic. Which allows for massive castles of mages that do nothing but read all day to exist, because they were constructed with magic.
Ed Greenwood is known for autistically writing every single detail of the realm he started creating as a child. From seasons, to holidays, to type of dirt. In a much more detailed level than Tolkien itself. So yes, racial disparities based on regions are a thing in the Forgotten Reaelms, hence why people at Zhakara and Al-Qadim are described differently than people in Faerun.
>Black and other pocs makes no sense in a european inspired medieval world
It's fantasy. Forgotten Realms also has shit like djinn, rakshasas, devas, nagas, kenku, and more that are blatantly not medieval European yet I don't see anyone whining about that
I wonder why in every campaign setting book the people in different regions are depicted with distinct features like skin color and eye color...
Because they formed their own nations over time? But BG and Neverwinter are two cities that have always had a lot of different people due to being major hubs, they were that in their old games too.
Sarevok was black and no one cared when BG1/2 did it
Sure, point next Black genocidal maniac.
>he didn't side with Sarevok
What if we return to Baldur's Gate together?
>he sided with a black
They hate you anon. There is no fixing it.
Anon, he's your half-brother in the game.
Nta but so are like 30 other people in the game because Bhaal had a lot of contingency plans, doesn't make Sarevok not evil.
The only game where you can recruit him is Throne of Bhaal, and he's explicitly not evil anymore because he's died already and thus purged of Bhaal's influence. He's mostly just a jerk now but you can actively help him see the good in things.
FIPPY FRICKING BIPPY
>everyone needs to be just like me or I will cancel it!!
leftist modus operandi for the past decade backed by corporate funding
>he doesn't know that arrows wobble in flight
>two hot girls going at it
>op being like
>"this needs more man dick"
homosexual.
You like to roleplay as a chick??? Hmmm..... I wonder that that reveals about you....
I like to rp as a chick, can you tell me what it means
I'm a guy btw if that helps
Anyone who doesn’t self insert is as weird as the lgbt gaming police.
right? that is why the genre is called Computer Selfinsert Playing Game
and not i dunno Roleplaying Game for example
Roleplaying is inherent self inserting, your snowflake character being a furry eared dragon orc homosexual with superpowers doesn't make it not your rping self insert
i should take that as a compliment because i am always playing human male paladins if i don't play dick ass thieves
>your snowflake character being a furry eared dragon orc homosexual with superpowers doesn't make it not your rping self insert
i think you got that wrong, those people literally cannot seperate their character from themselves and i don't think they will even deny self inserting
"Girls"
twnbaw
No, stupid fricking moron.
FPBP /thread
Rent free
Thanks for the (You) my friend, therefore validating my post. A positive interaction in such a horrible thread may yet brighten Ganker's day.
BASADOOOOO
This garbage didn't even had an epilogue until now?
AHAHAHAHAHA
FPBP
Every single companion IS straight.
They're only gay if the player is as well. Are you ?
That's not really true. Gale in particular has romance flags on completely innocuous options.
Want to try a bit of magic, kid? That's him flirting with you and he gets offended when you put a stop to it.
Want to have a heart to heart the night before Gale is going to suicide bomb? That's flirting too. You can't just be two soldiers awaiting battle. He gets angry at you for rejecting his advances, in response to your offer to not leave him to sit outside alone before his kamikaze!!
Its not gay if you're soldiers on a mission
plenty of famous generals had secret male lovers.
Like Alexander the great.
Sharing solemn silence is a manly tradition. They are facing reality and death.
So, offering that to your comrade inarms shouldn't be a fricking romance flag, and telling my fellow soldier that I'll keep him company before his suicide should not be met with an angry comment about how I turned down his sexual advances!!
he's just a horny man who wants to shagg one more time before blowing himself up, you just dont get it buddy he's saving the world, he's entitled to get that sex.
Anon, just tell him you don't want to frick, it's not that hard. Yes I'll admit, he's the only dude in the game that has a hard time taking "no" for an answer as Asterion/Wyll/Halsin get the picture the first time you say it, but this is Gale we're talking about. He's a person that thinks no means yes and absolutely not means maybe.
so there's a homosexual rapist companion
>help Wyll with his quest and never hit on him once
>My dance partner just arrived! 😀
Wyll is the only character it doesn't make sense to be playersexual but rather a straight bawd. He comes out the gate hitting on all the women and presumably doesn't hit on Mama K just because he was about to murder her.
This guy and everyone who replied FPBP are all closeted homosexuals confused with their own sexuality
true, there is way too much homosexualry.
> Galatians 4:16: Have I now become your enemy by telling you the truth?
They should have a sexual orientation thing during character creation and hide/show romance options accordingly.
Leftists would freak out
No you see, the goal is to rape you with gays. You guys are moronic for not seeing this. Do you think it's a coincidence that these playersexual CRPGs all have "bugged" gay companions that rape you?
Everyone in FR is canonically, per Ed's ruling, bisexual by default.
https://1dGanker/wiki/Forgotten_Realms#Forgotten_Realms_And_Sex
As the article says, what we're getting is an incredibly sanitized version of his vision, a FR that is accurate to his notes would basically be an eroge.
>Black and other pocs makes no sense in a european inspired medieval world
Humans aren't native to the setting, they're unironically the result of a massive isekai event where a bunch of portals spat them out from an "Age of Mythology" version of Earth in random places. So it's not even supposed to be a close representation of our world.
or you could just, you know... not pick romance options if you don't want to pick them?
wtf I thought Ganker was anti-censorship?
>game is finished lolz we promise it is
>we had to cut out most shit
>also we need to keep adding in things
>it's a demo but please just trust us, it's finished except for the fact it's not
>>we had to cut out most shit
Name 5 game changing cuts.
>Removed the Avernus content
>Removed the Upper City content
>Removed the Daisy content
>Removed the Gith monastery content
So the city of baldur's gate in the game Baldur's Gate 3 was always supposed to be gimped?
lol what a shit company
what game?
Sokoban for MS DOS.
halo3
cuckold simulator
>Bala ur's date
It's right there in the image you moron
Bald n' Gay 3
sodom's gate iii
Not far from the truth
No, there's yet goblin sex in the game
>no kobold sex
AAAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE
You'll have settle for the Goblin Layer game for now
Weg garbage
Well, there is if you use the mod that makes goblin a selectable race for Tav.
I don't recommend it, their run animation looks really fricking stupid.
Still not playing it, eat shit.
what about saving karlach? i skipped her romance and story cuz I can't save her
THEY ACTUALLY NEVER FOUND A LOGICAL COUNTER-ARGUMENT
lol pedo
>supports zoophilia
Why?
lmao pedo
dude chill
>Look mom, I posted it again!
>Look mom, I have no arguments again!
okay??
because one is capable of being sexually mature the other isn't. one exists (talking children) and is creepier to have sex with, and the other doesn't. seems pretty straightforward to me, is this supposed to be a competent comparison? lol
>because one is capable of being sexually mature the other isn't. one exists (talking children) and is creepier to have sex with, and the other doesn't. seems pretty straightforward to me, is this supposed to be a competent comparison? lol
>Logical counter argument is very simple. If you frick a shape shifted bear you're a zoophile. Which means that you're a degenerate but it's irrelevant unless you frick an actual animal. If you duck a shape shifted child you're a pedophile and you deserve torture until death even if you don't frick an actual child. All pedos deserve death.
Both of you suck dick at logic.
>Both of you suck dick at logic.
Seems like that's you who can't grasp simple concepts.
>sexual maturity
Bestiality is a problem of informed consent and hygiene (similar to pedophilia imo). Sparky doesn’t love you and it damages his understanding of the world when master slathers his crotch in peanut butter. It also creates shit like aids.
Plz dont have sex with your pets
>bro that dog totally wants me to frick it
Logical counter argument is very simple. If you frick a shape shifted bear you're a zoophile. Which means that you're a degenerate but it's irrelevant unless you frick an actual animal. If you duck a shape shifted child you're a pedophile and you deserve torture until death even if you don't frick an actual child. All pedos deserve death.
>Which means that you're a degenerate but it's irrelevant unless you frick an actual animal.
nope. you die too lest we get another aids incident
>if leftists can frick animals we should be able to frick children
Holy frick, rightoids actually should be shot in the streets.
but its not a child is a druid adult polymorphed into a child
if a bear with a human mind is not a bear then a child with and adult mind is not a child?
>I need an excuse to duck children, please God, just let me duck children ahhhhh
dead rightoids filling every street is the only way forward for humanity
but its not a child is a druid adult polymorphed into a child
druids cannot polymorph into children
Yes they can.
Also orin exists
>but fricking animals is totally cool and I have no objection to it.
>and that actually IS in the game.
Went right to politics too. Classic leftist.
get a hobby that isn't crying about videogames not having pedophilia in it
single digit IQ comprehension
pedos always tellin on they own selves
They hated him because he told them the truth
>zoophiles getting btfo by pedos
What is this timeline?
The bear scene is used as comedic and isn't meant to be taken seriously. You just want to use it as an excuse to advocate for fricking children.
>n-nazi pedophile
Never said you were a Nazi but keep projecting.
>vpn schizo is so desperate for attention he's bumping his 24 hour old derailed thread about a belgian WEG off of page 10
post your discord screenshots of you talking to yourself, I'm sure that will convince people you're not insane
Why couldn't it be comedic to frick a druid that turned into a child?
>Why doesn't every game have child porn in it?!?!?!
>Animal porn is okay THOUGH
BING BONG IS CANON
They REALLY couldn't help it.
Sick outfit. Where'd you get it?
>Empty containers: The game.
It's a metaphor for how empty the game is.
>no crafting mechanics
>didn't even bother to recycle divinity crafting system
>inb4 larian wanted to respect dnd ruleset crafting yada yada
This game is filled with homebrew.
wait there's not even a crafting system?
>there's not even a crafting system?
No. There's only one quest about forging a weapon that silences whoever it hits, and the funny thing is that this quest uses the divinity crafting interface.
There's a potion crafting system.
There actually was going to be one, but they cut it because of their deadline. That's why there's shitloads of crafting materials you can find.
what do you do with all the unused crafting materials?
Sell them for gold, so you can buy the two healing potions, +1 armour/weapons, and the single good magic item every trader has.
sell for 1 gold
no source of infinite money like random encounters, make it count
>1 gold
No, there are one thousand of useless items like cups, forks,spoons, pot lids, cutting boards and everything you can imagine
But a basic crafting OP weapons like a normal D&D game would have, God forbid.
They're not useless if you are monk str Chad with tavern brawler and +1 to throwing dmg, then everything you pick up is now a weapon, pretty satisfying killing someone with a thrown cheese wheel or pot lid.
They dropped DOS's Kingdom-of-Loathing-tier "crafting" system except for potions and a few quests and hidden items. It still exists, but aside from potions it isn't used much.
crafting in games is the most tedious overdone shit ever
go back to this months survival game you gays
>crafting in games is the most tedious overdone shit ever
Oh, so you dislike dnd then?
The thing is, in dnd, you just say "I craft x" and it's done and there's no menu shit to work through.
>playing dnd
>dm makes guy roll to craft spell scroll
>fails
>summons a horror
>kills 2 of the party
it was pretty fun though
>you just say "I craft x" and it's done
Damn, what a shit DM.
But you like BG3 so I'm not shocked.
>crafting in games is the most tedious overdone shit ever
And so is inventory management in BG3 according to other simpletons like you, can't wait until all games are just cutscenes because "thinking is hard".
Holy fricking shit. no crafting system just made this a definite buy. I hated that shit in DOS.
Alchemy is still a thing though.
Alchemy is in the game, there is even a wizard subclass that allows you max its effects (transmutation? I think)
No one has ever, EVER wanted a crafting system.
They eixst, but they also tend to massive autists that shouldn't be listened to.
It had an epilouge, it just wasn't playable until now and was more of a "this is what happened to everyone" thing like New Vegas or Pathfinder does.
>you can see from teeth and smudge of blood that guy is a vampire
clever
>there’s a poly ending with shadowheart and halsin and tav getting married
based as frick thank you larian
>leftist game
>leftist writers
>poly ending is mmf
xc3 doesn't let you kill all the gayots so you're left with a harem of b***hes
>you're left with a harem of women
oh the humanity!
I can't think of any more cucked female characters than Pyra, Mythra and Nia.
how about the chick that actually cucks you in BG3, the main romance
Cucking and getting cucked are two different things. Pyra, Mythra and Nia take turns crying themselves to sleep as Rex nails one in the other room every night.
Shadowheart is hot enough that the cuck relationship makes her even hotter in my book
He's talking about the women getting cucked you braindead moron
Why would anybody care about women getting cucked
Why would anybody care about men getting cucked?
Well I'm a man and I'm playing a game so I don't want the game to cuck me, women don't play these games and if they do they're larping. So who cares what women think?
>So who cares what women think?
unfathombly based
I am a woman and i played baldur's gate 3. I also refuse to play divinity original sin 2 because the lizard cucks you.
>I am a woman and i played baldur's gate 3
>Main Romance
Lae'zel didn't cuck me.
should have made her a dragonborn you could frick with huge breasts, but they don't have any balls, or wieners for that matter, at larian
>protagonist canonically gets friendzoned and cucked by 3 different femaile friends at the same time
>has to continue to pretend to be friends with them as they raise their different fathers offspring
What is wrong with japs
That actually how it end? I played 2 and hated it.
No, that's a NTR shitposter.
No he is just angry that japs make endings with romance to please their audiences while western modern games not only cuck their protagonists things like threesome with other males is a common thing.
What country do you come from where devils threesomes aren’t common in college?
There is literally zero evidence they are his no matter how much you cope. There was no romance or even hint of attraction in-game.
There is just as much evidence to say he sat in the cuck shed while a well endowed black man railed all 3 of them.
Dang, that poster is right. NTR posters are all mentally ill and should be ignored
>cuckolds find solace in the shadows
Disgusting but reddit must be mad so whatever
What do you mean epilogue
Karlach just doesn't up and disappear?
I won't play it because I like TTRPGs, not being railroaded into nearly-forced sexual encounters. I'm also not comfortable knowing the person who's running my game is a closeted bestiality enjoyer. I can't take this garbage seriously, and I will never be immersed.
>being railroaded into nearly-forced sexual encounters
They patched that months ago
You have to really pursue romance scenes for them to happen now
That's just not true.
I KNEEL
>apologize because they sold you an unfinished game
Why?
I won't. BG3 have casualised the C-rpg genre forever. There is no going back.
>you can get the blueberry on a vanilla Good playthrough
based devs
I just killed her yesterday what the frick Larian
why is the game so popular with normies anyway?
multiplayer, dragon age cutscenes, and sex memes
Sex. Just like everything else.
test
>DM:OK you see a chunk of meat roasting with a fancy looking dagger in it
>Player: Nice, I grab the fancy knife
>DM: Roll to pull the knife
>Player: for frick sake...
This game is the perfect D&D experience of a bad Dungeon Master.
Damn, those some nice skelly textures.
why is that bad DMing?
You don't ask for rolls on menial tasks that require no effort and have no real consequence.
It's as if you say "ok i'm going downstairs casually to get my pack" and the dm asks you to roll to see if you fall down the stairs. There's no logical reason to do except to troll players, and it gets old fricking fast.
>"ok i'm going downstairs casually to get my pack" and the dm asks you to roll to see if you fall down the stairs.
sounds based
Yeah you'll laugh the first time after you rolled 1. But some dm's make it their mission to fricking annoy you with rolls for literally everything. After a few weeks of this shit you'll be pissed.
what it really is is the devs having no development geared towards proper skillchecks and then going through the game and plonking down random skillchecks like a junglegym
There’s a few trollish things in the blighted village, its fine.
Unless he does that there's no reason to spec into stair navigation. The average person with no training can't be expected to dominate a set of stairs like a level 6 Stairmaster.
>Wasting 6 levels in fricking stair navigation
homie just dip one into wizard and learn misty step from a scroll wtf
Pointless actions.
>what is inspiration that lets you reroll
holy missing the point batman
>complaining about a non existent thing in game
my guy the only thing that matters was
>you didn't have enough bonuses because you're a shitter
>you didn't have inspiration because you're a shitter
what if he passed the check but still came to the conclusion that it's inclusion is dumb?
still wrong because its moronic to complain about nonexistent things
But the action of the roll exists
You are just coping that is yet another bad point in the game
i think thats the meta joke
It's a bad one.
It is, it's a DM doing the equivalent of shitposting, but the game does it too many times that it stops being funny.
what other times does it do it? i honestly cant remember
Doesn't that mean you should apologize for claiming the game wasn't unfinished
>epilogue
BG3 should have been open world crpg soulslike
prove me wrong
But did they fix Minthara's romance in Act 3 not triggering properly?
Anyone have or find a video of the Durge epilogue where you're Bhaal's chosen but destroy the brain?
>inb4 they actually added the gnoll impregnation marathon
NVM I found one.
LARIAN SUCKS BECAUSE THEY WON'T LET YOU FRICK DRAGONS
SOMEONE FRICKING TELL ME IF IT'S TRUE YOU CAN KNOCKOUT MITH IN ACT 1 AND GET HER IN ACT 2 WHILE STILL SAVING THE GROVE?!
Yes
No
maybe.
I don't know.
Can you repeat the question?
Why do you want an evil companion when you dont want to play evil, moron? Stop being a pussy and play true dark urge.
Dark urge trying to resist urges is as "true" as murderhobo dark urge.
Fake imposter
Because Minthra by nature isn't evil stooge. She gives no fricks about the tieflings and it would be easy enough to RP that she may make a better ally for your own needs with free will than a bunch of tieflings that get skewed by gobs.
It was but it's been patched out, that's why if you look up info on it you're getting mixed messages, as of now no it is impossible.
YOU'RE NOT THE BOOS OF ME NOW
>BOOS
They're from Toronto, anon
Am I supposed to know who this autist looking mother fricker is?
Is this good? Is this bad?
What the frick is this?
that's israeliteberg shekelstein and he's here to tell you why you should die for israel
Well?
Fill me in.
I legitimately forgot his name but he's a israeli grifter that has his own radio show now and gets off on "owning the SJWs" when everybody is on the "israel isn't a real country" koolaid
That's literally every fox news show right now.
yeah he's on the fox radio station
oh okay
well that's whatever
but i literally for real can not tell what emotion he is expressing in that image. i don't know if he's condemning the mistake or just pointing it out
it's almost like an uncanny valley ai thing. it looks so weird to me.
israeli angst
>but i literally for real can not tell what emotion he is expressing in that image
He doesn't have any.
Yes, it's just involve some complicated steps
Yeah, part of the new update is if you take Minthara down non lethally in act 1 she'll be alive to be rescued from Moonrise in act 2. Enjoy blueberry cheeks Anon.
No. The patch note is if you are playing an xp goblin and you raid the goblin camp and grove.
Any videos? I cant be bothered downloading the game again. I beat it back in august
So why isn't this game getting flamed for releasing buggy and unfinished when they literally just patched in the ending to the game almost 4 months after release?
Were people REALLY just that fricking desperate for a good Bioware game?
weren't they in early access for 2 years
Larian never treats their early access as a full release though. For both BG3 and Divinity OS2 early access was limited to exclusively just act 1 for content to test within. Early Access is just treated as a glorified paid demo you can give feedback to. This is also why act 1 is considerably more polished than the rest of the game.
I just think its goofy how genuinely overrated this game is, which is an objective fact, considering Larian also didn't provide review codes for the game until just a couple days before release, resulting in all of the day 1 reviews being glorified early impressions based off exclusively act 1 (the largest, most open-ended, most polished and least buggy portion of the entire game.)
Because it's good, despite the bugs and unfinished bits.
The only reason you or anyone else likes it is because of easily attainable sex, something you cannot find in real life.
Game has very little sex, why are you seething about it when you havent even played it?
YWNBAW
Really? Normally it's very hard to get a game's antagonist like the emperor to have sex with you, and yet almost everyone that's played the game never shuts the frick up about it.
The whole experience is a fricking joke.
Holy shit you are so fricking clueless, troon. Its almost like there is other games where you can frick everyone and its not outstanding in any capacity. Its almost like you never played any other prolific rpgs and just mindlessly echo baseless seethe/cope some other clueless moron had said to cope with bg3 sucess.
There are less then 3 sex scenes per character, thats not lots of sex.
You can frick benny in new vegas. To the death.
Just shut the frick up and go play games before typing.
Right. So how many of your companions did you have sex with before you remembered you were supposed to be saving the world?
Saving what? I have destroyed it.
>game's antagonist like the emperor
The emperor isn't the antagonist at least try harder to make it look like you actually played the game.
cope moron
Because most people only played the relatively polished first act before getting bored of the game and doing something else.
Act 3 has some of the finest moments in RPG gaming.
True. But second half bad is perhaps Ganker's favorite meme argument, more than bad writing even
Agree. The main problem is it feels very much disjointed compared to the other acts, and you can sequence break quests easily. Going into the sewers first fricks up so much other shit
zoomer
Im sorry you're game was unfinished and it took several patches to get there and you paid money for that.
call me when they add in goblin rape scenes
nothing got me harder than when i was playing as a cute elf girl and kissed that one goblin's foot
Starshit schizo cope and seethe thread
I just played act 3 yesterday and it was shit. Started act 4 today and its just as bad if not worse.
Sars! Please stop redeem of bald gates! Redeem Starfields instead! Very good game! My whole village is playing it! Please sars!
>apologize for saying the game was released unfinished because they've now added a proper end half a year after release
no
Gameplay is still shit and combat is meh
Not even 200gb. Pathetic.
>Manage companion loadouts without recruiting them to the party
The fact this wasn't in base game is laughable.
>Container
>Ribcage
>Empty
Why game? Why are you like this?
How can people praise this?
What are you expecting to find in a ribcage? 1 gold?
Why make it a container?
If you made it a container, why not have organs inside?
only some ribcages are containers, some are just items by themselves. It's very stupid.
It's the imsim experience™
>you found ribcage
>ribcage contains osteoporosis
they're trying to raise awareness you bigot
what are you on about schizo?
take your autism pills
I really don't understand the appeal of this game outside sex fetishes, it doesn't even feel like a Baldur's Gate sequel.
If you havent played it then why are you typing your worthless opinion?
I am surprised its an actual party epilogue, and not just narration over still images.
I hope the rumoured story dlc doesn’t revolve around karlach I let her explode
There wont be any dlc, Swen have said he is not ineterested in high level mumbo-jumbo
Probably get a new adventure with a new cast, you don't make all this 5e stuff to drop it.
Still waiting for the option to create a full party of fully custom characters without a janky work around.
WHERE IS THE VLAAKITH DLC!!!!!!!
SHE LITERALY HAS TWO DRAGONS TO RIDE AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHERE IS THE LEVEL RAISE!!!!!!
chud
The only way larian would justify that much work is paid DLC...having said that I would buy it, pls gib swen.
Is there a new permadeath mode with more EXP gains?
Yeah. And you can't reload for field skill checks
>You wanted an epilogue?
>Sure, let me just bring all the voice actors back.
I kneel.....
>implying this isn't something they've been working on for a year and just got it done
They added the Karlach epilogue scenes in a week
huh?
The scenes with Karlach where she goes into hell with you were added after launch and it took a week
>most voice actors have a home recording studio so they can spit out new shit
>BG3 is a GOTY contender and the sort of game where they'll be making money on the convention circuit taking selfies and autographs for big bucks for years
Yeah no shit they came back.
>they squeezed out this turd from early access because of the baby sharty dorito awards
meds
I'm not erven talking about VGAs mindrotted moron. It's objectively one of the best games of the year. It will hjave shittons of fans for years. People will be going to conventions because they played a party member in BG3 for years.
>I'm not erven talking about VGA
>>BG3 is a GOTY contender
meds
>moronic thirdworlder thinks "GotY" is something Spike TV and Geoff invented because he was too busy fighting packs of streetdogs for chickenbones tourists drop in the gutter
>vpn schizo pretending like he hasn't made 30,000 GOTY shitposting threads
>comes into his own derailed BG3 thread to try and claim that this patch is "free DLC" to try and make larian look better
>caps it off with "goty goty goty"
you're not fooling anybody shartypuss
>vpn schizo
lmfao I've made like.... 4 posts ITT so far you moronic streetshitting peasant.
Are you going to call me a nazi pedophile next?
Nope because a dickyhomosexual nazi isn't what you are. You're an obvious shitskin with brain damage from huffing glue
>y-you're WORSE than a nazi pedophile
is that right
No, you just aren't one. I know what you are.
You have no idea the money they made and the VAs obviously ride the popularity train now.
>finishes the game 3 months after release
BRAVO LARIAN
they didn't finish the game in the last patch with "over 1000 fixes", this is drip feeding at this point
This is every game ever made past 2015. Feature complete single player experiences arent a thing anymore.
>Feature complete single player experiences arent a thing anymore
Hi-Fi Rush was complete at launch and the stuff they added later were actual new things and gameplay twists instead of sections of the game that were missing.
Same with Metal: Hellsinger, though I understand that's not a game a whole lot of people played (and neither is HFR, but whatever).
What does this mean? You can recruit Minthara without doing the "evil" path? Is she still exclusive to Halsin (not that I care, I hate that stupid bear)
Yes they took the one thing Evil playthrough gets and gave it to Good
qrd on minthara? what improved
it's not your time, mintharabro
have they added a shadowheart and karlach threesome yet
>all those honour-mode specific tweaks to DRS stuff
Oh boy its actually going to be hard huh
I shall never apologize to chink games.
Cope Starhomosexual.
I love booba and dislike charred people. China is my fren.
Tencent may want that, but big daddy censorious totalitarian government will censor it and unperson anyone who gets too uppity.
If only this was true instead of another chink psyop.
It is, chinks hate troons and want masculine society
Based, we should shut it all down and follow suit. I love the 3rd world and hate my community.
I know this is one of those games that's nigh impossible to talk about on Ganker, but I'll ask anyway: did they change the romanced Lae'zel ending at all or is it still gith-only?
That's basically the one and only reason I'd come back to this game.
I didn't romance her but I don't think it was ever the case that only Gith could romance her.
I romanced her as a half-orc and the racial divide was not something she ever mentioned.
Her romance has some gith only options. You can only hop on a dragon and go fighting with her if you're Gith. Other races have the options of convincing her to stay or letting her go on her own. Likewise it looks like a male Gith can get her eggnant in the epilogue.
You made me imagine frog on frog sex and I almost puked my breakfast
Did they fix the atrocious inventory UI? It's seriously one of the worst I've ever played in a video game.
They made it so that you can see the whole party's inventory in the camp without having to manually go around dismissing and recruiting people.
Like Dragon Age Origins did. At launch. In 2009.
Have they fixed Bhaal ending or Absolute ending? Do you get an epilogue with that and have they removed the moronic mind control from companions that want you to be evil, like Minthara?
I will NEVER play this gay game and there's nothing you can say that will make me change my mind.
Good.. I don't want your grubby little hands touching it. I wish you at least bought it to support the developers though...
>the self-insooooter troony arrives
I don't have a suitable Gosling image for this feeling
Kys homosexual, ywnbaw
So let me get this straight. In this game you're forced to watch degenerate shit like gay sex but having female characters be feminine and attractive with huge breasts, fat asses and wide hips is crossing the line? That makes no sense at all. What kind of person makes games like this?
>what kind of person makes a game with swinging dick physics but doesn't allow customizable breast sizes
homosexuals
When does act 3 get good?
I am thinking of dropping it, but the epilogue looks interesting.
Act 3 is fricking kino what do you mean.
it's boring.
>Act 2 is almost linear with how little interactivity there is, how few npcs there is to talk to, how few sidequests there is.
>Act 3 that is filled with life, detail, quests, interesting people to meet, is "boring".
Whew lad.
I don't understand how they're still 'fixing' the game after it was in early access for years. I keep hearing how certain acts are going to get changed and some bugs are going to get fixed. What the frick was years of early access for if its still not in its 'complete' state? Genuine question.
the game's totally not finished
GOTYAYA
where are the shazamtroons? if they're not killing themselves right now, we need to provide assistance
Look forward to watching it on Youtube. No way am I reinstalling.
wew lad im not playing that shit again so soon
So tell me the truth - Did they finally fix Act 3?
Fix?
The last patch made Act 3 unplayable for a lot of people, myself included. I had no problems at all with Acts 1 and 2, but Act3 was a laggy, unplayable mess. The game world and NPCs would all freeze for ~30 seconds at a time, then the game would "catch up", and then they would freeze again.
Might be time to invest in an ssd mate
I almost didn't post a real reason because I knew this would be some homosexual's response. I have an SSD and my PC is well above recommended specs. It's not my build. As I said, I had NO problems in Acts 1 or 2
Last patch made it playable for, finally giving stable 60 on my old and busted 3060. I've never heard about any freezing, just dips. Must be you problem, lil homie.
No, that was definitely a thing, but it didn't affect everyone.
>In Patch 4 we introduced a fix that would prevent the Scrying Eyes in Moonrise Towers from immediately calling the guards on you when stealing, even if you were sneaking, or invisible for example.
>This fix had the unintended consequence of causing unnoticed thefts & acts of vandalism to remain stuck forever within the ‘did anyone see me’ pipeline, rather than timing out and moving on, as is intended. Essentially, your ‘DM’ - in a real-world sense - constantly thinks about the acts of theft & violence the player keeps doing, without ever moving on or verbalising them. Mulling on it ad infinitum.
>These unnoticed and eternally-active acts of theft & violence eventually bogged down the game. The more a player commits those acts, the more the game is trying to keep that all up to date and in memory, and so the more slowdowns start happening. >Essentially, the ‘DM’ eventually becomes unable to operate. By Act 3 this caused slow-down issues, which after some sleuthing we’re extremely happy to say we’ve solved in Patch 5, which is in testing and scheduled to release this week."
what's the first new boss in Honor?
>BG1 and BG2 each companion has its own complex reason to be your companion and follow you around.
>BG3 they all share the exact same moronic reason in the most contrived way possible
True the steamiest pile of shit in writing.
I get what you mean. But it's not nearly as shit as you're making it out to be.
yup.
>uh you meet all your companions on the same boat and you all have bombs in your head that will go off if you don't work together, the end
what the...
Halsin's wife
can you make shadowheart frick goblins or bugbears?
I loved everything about her dialogue in the epilogue. Everything was so perfect.
i want that fricking outfit what is it
random cheap clothes you can get before act 3
damn what are they called do you know
>planning to backstab Astarion if he refuses to stop the ritual
>planning to backstab Emperor to not rely on his protection
>planning to backstab Lae'zel in case the plan to free the prince backfire hard.
I am supposed to be a good paladin.
Shut the frick up. Do not discuss the game.
That's weak. I felt restricted in my options most of the time
I can fix her.
This image always amused me. Even in the "purified" panel her shorts are still short enough that half her ass is out. She still looks like a hoe
Japan has always had really wierd standards
>you can wear the shortest shorts humanly possible
>but if you show the SLIGHTEST bit of cleavage, you might as well start selling your body now
I'm thinking of pirating this game on my Steam Deck (I know, it will be suffering)
Have pirate sites or whatever, cracked the patch 5 already? I REALLY do not EVER want to have to download this game multiple times with seeing how absurd those download sizes are.
I have it on good authority that our EMPRESS is on it.
>is on it.
So I should wait a bit?
Did they add a romance epilogue with the emperor yet
>romance with a mindflayer that is hellbent on manipulating you
homies are so mindbroken by devs shipping unfinished games and going "oops it is what it is onto the next game" instead of fixing or enhancing anything that when a studio actually continues supporting their game for free post launch their whole shit short circuits. it's like being one of the first Locust from Gears of War to see sunlight, they can't even process the sensory input or wider potential implications.
best post in the thread
every single person shilling this game is just completely mindbroken and literally cannot imagine how good games used to be, either because they're a zoomer or they have developed Stockholm Syndrome from mistreatment over the years.
>and literally cannot imagine how good games used to be
It's been the standard longer than most people have been alive, but it shouldn't be. A game should never expect that of you. I hate to say this because I've always played primarily on PC, but this is something only PC games are allowed to get away with. Console games aren't allowed to crash or bug out on this level, and the ones that do tend to get recalled. Pic related was practically unplayable on release.
So many crazy updates.
Given I'm still in act 1 should I just put my playthrough on hold and come back to it in like a year ? There might even be a whole new race by then at this rate. (Hopefully Tabaxi)
To aspiring devs, don't clutter your game with trash.
Frick Starfield, frick Snoy, yall b***hes, eat turn-based ass
Why the frick would I apologize? I already finished the game. And the experience was ruined by bugs and glitches in the final Act.
They will never give me back my 130 hours so why should I apologize?
>they removed the only reason to go evil by making Minthara be able to join the good guys
Sasuga rpg design
>all those morons thinking the evil route was about fricking a man faced dark elf with a carton-a-day voice
No, it was about having frick all content in comparison to the good guys.
right the cope was the sex with the troony
But enough about sfart
>release game claiming it's complete
>add content that wasn't done in time for release after "complete" release
>nu-Ganker says that's a good thing
just admit you were scammed
Why do pajeets hate BG3 so much?
what's the new epilogue then
downloading the game again because of this
i hope my saves are still there...
So the epilogue added new outfits but are they epilogue only?
Are the watchers supposed to be aggressive after fighting Orin?
I thought Gortash and I had a deal (that I would immediately break once I am face to face with him again), but I am being assaulted constantly by guards as I walk through the streets, which of course is labeled as murder when I disable them, so citizens report me and more guards show up.
It kind of made me want to give up on that run since I don't know what triggered this and I don't even think I have a save far enough back to fix it at this point.
If they're bugged you need to be arrested then escape and evade. or just go and disable the watchers.
Okay, I got a question.
I want to play BG3, but I absolutely don't want any female companions or zesty gays.
I just want to adventure with good bros, like BG1.
Is every recruitable party member a woman, homosexual, or Black? Will I miss a lot of content if I make a custom party?
Why no females? Also no, you don't miss much as long as you still let the companions stay in the camp.
You can then choose to ignore them or pull them out when they ask to do their story quests. This will be more difficult since they won't like you, but you don't like them either so whatever.
Just don't want to hang out with them, simple as.
I have a very strict no woman, no Black person, and no gay policy in games.
Look, it even worked in fricking Mass Effect. I could run with Kaidan, Wrex, Garrus, Grunt, James, the DLC alien guy, Mordin, Zaeed...
What options do I have in BG3?
The main companions are all playersexual. So that leaves you with Minsc and hirelings.
I can live with that. I just won't trigger them. So Halsin, Minsc, and hirelings? Frick, that's slim pickings, especially as Minsc isn't available until the end of Act III.
>Halsin
Halsin is aggresively bisexual.
So... nobody but Minsc in Act III?
Holy shit this game is really pushing it hard.
Only if by "it" you mean sex in general. It's more that most of the companions are romanceable and Larian just doesn't gender lock. Your criteria is a lot easier if there are just no romances period.
What happens to Karlach in the new romance epilogue? The only reference I could find was on Reddit so obviously it was some fricking cuck who chose the threesome ending with Wyll. What happens if you go with a romanced Karlach alone?
>completely burned out by act III
>have to finish your playthrough if you want to start a new one at that point
>Tavern Brawler now works with Monk Widlshapes
So how fricking broken is it now? I'm fairly sure you can stack some damage on top of it with rings and bracers too.
Not as broken as using the flurry of blows 2 times a turn.
I already beat the game, but thanks for fixing it after it matters to me, Larian. The new epilogue is decent, at least.
Ahem.
FRICK Mystra.
That is all.
I hope he'll frick Shar
No one wants to frick Shar, it's why she's so gloomy
Why is act 3 hated again? Is it because too much free will? Because you can't make numbers go up anymore? The things you have to do to get through it and kick off the end seems pretty straight forward.
People are burnt out by the time they arrive at act 3.
act 3 is great, its just massive and filters ocd nerds
Can I save my tomboy demon gf yet?
No. Not yet
Define "save". You now have the option of going into Hell with her to fight against the forces of Zariel. The epilogue confirms you've lasted six months of grueling devil slaughter and are quite fine.
I'll be honest, i'm sick of the game with literal Zoophilia & Pedophilia dogwhistling put into it being widely accepted. soon the pedo stuff will be out in the open.
>as a snoy ywn have devs care about your game like nintendo and larian do
>Nintendo
>caring about fans
Splatoon is an anomaly, enjoy it while it lasts
>400 replies
>zero gamplay proof
>moron cant youtube
>can't post his numbers
>look now you can reflect and remember all the degeneracy
still not buying your slop, Chang.
Apologize for what? The game was "released" half a year ago and they are still patching it, proving it was not fully developed despite YEARS in early access. As the matter of fact you are still PAYING to BETA TEST it for them like a good boy.
Pathetic.
>you are still PAYING to BETA TEST it
I only bought the game once though?
>he PAID so he can do a JOB
lol moron
btw I have a clogged shitter needs repairing, but you have to pay me 60$ to do it for, you ok to come in on sunday morning? thanks
What job? I play videogames for entertainment.
>"clearing cesspits is not a job because i have fun doing it!"
o lol moron
Are you ok? You seem agitated for no reason.
>I was a full price beta tester
>after years of early access development
honestly frick larian pirating all their shit from now on
I fricking told you all the ending sucked and didn't deserve goty but no, it was clearly perfect and totally deserve to win goty. Frick all of you.
testo
If black people vanished from Faerun, what sector of society would suffer?
Gays frick animals
>no daisy
Larian why 🙁
Because they completely rewrote the Emperor as the original idea of "BWAHAHAHA I WAS TRICKING YOU THE WHOLE TIME" was not only dumb, but too obvious for even the dumbest 8 INT Tav to fall for. However, it does mean the "down by the river" song now has no meaning at all.
Male, female, he's not picky.
Is dark urge origin really that good compared to the others? Might choose Gale or Wyll again, if not.
Durge is the canon protagonist.
Can I frick Sazza? No? Then it isn't fixed.
Releasing a game out of early access when it's clearly still in early access should be a crime.
No crimes for China.
inb4 schizos screaming about starfield to try and change the subject
>APOLOGIZE FOR BUYING AN INCOMPLETE GAME THAT WAS PATCHED AFTER LAUNCH
no
>AN INCOMPLETE GAME THAT WAS PATCHED AFTER LAUNCH
That doesn't really narrow it down much these days
Is my game bugged?
Why is Karlach's tent over the blood marks?
That doesn't look right
It's not bugged, that's where the blood stain is always placed.on that specific camp mapset when Karlach is part of the party.
What a terrible decision.
My only question is why isn't the bloodstain cleaned up by the next time you make camp? They moved the body already.
>decide to play as Gale since I want to be a wizard but hate having duplicate classes in a group
>he doesn't get his tent area in the camp
Disappointing.
Why would it be there? That only makes sense, the tent is so you can easily find that character.
>Gale tragic story of how he will most likely become a magic nuke, so he will travel to a remote place and wait for his death, alone thinking about his Gale's Folley...
>Scratch that, you have a tadpole in your head that will turn you into a illithid, so all that sacrifice dialog was pointless
The worst main plot ever conceived for an rpg.
I mean you can also turn him into a god
Almost everything to do with the tadpoles and illithids in this game is fricking idiotic.
Bane arguably doesn't need the tadpoles for an enforced hierarchy to begin with and has to share power to use them. Myrkul is a god of the dead who already makes use of undead thralls and gains nothing from the tadpoles. Bhaal likely wouldn't give a shit in the first place and it's hard to see why he would want to turn all mortals into mindless puppets who don't even care if you kill them.
The tadpoles just don't make any fricking sense and I'm still mad about it.
They're just butthurt at father Jergal and want to show him that they're based and he's cringe.
They do this by being cringe.
yes the tadpole thing is really bad and contrive, it should have been just you and frog
Normally I'd agree, but I like what they did with the Emperor. I just wish the game wasn't so dead-set on making sure you hate him by the end.
>good guy playthrough romancing lae zel
>dark urge evil playthough with minthara
what playthrough should I do next?
You've kinda experienced it all at that point.
Romance Mol
Use a party smaller than 4
>Romance Mol
You sick frick
She's a jerk, she doesn't deserve romance
a githyanki paladin or bard playthrough on the new difficulty or tactician
I will romance minthara every chance I get.
Archived mare!