They filtered BILLIONS...
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They filtered BILLIONS...
They filtered BILLIONS...
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Wow, isn't that the badass LE DOOM SLAYA!?!? This is so epic and metal XD! le based dev god Hugo and his butt buddy le Marty want to EXPAND THE DOOM POWA FANTASY, uh, yayah!!! Shut up and take my money lmao 😛 THE DOOM SLAYA NOW HAS EXPOSED BICEPS OMGG!!!!!, I'm getting really horny!!!! Oh wow all wads are canon... wowow omg that means NUTS.WAD IS CANON OMG SO WACKY AND CUHHHRAZEH OMG DOOM SLAYA FIGHTING FOR AEONS OF TIME UHHHH MMMMM YESSSS THE ANCIENT DEMONS SAVED HIM UHHHH FEELS SO GOOD MMMM LORE EXPOSITION IM FEELIN REAL NICE!!!! MY PENIS HAS BEEN MEGASPHERED UHHHH *looks down at his shrivelled member and grabs it with a swipe from the side like an edgy DOOM SLAYUH cutscene* WOW, WHAT'S THIS?? HE STAYED IN HELL TO FIGHT THE DEMONS LIKE IN DOOM 64?!?!?! HOW BASED CAN ID GET?!! *starts stroking and making epic revenant AHHH meme noises* I-IS THAT A FLOATING QUESITON MARK AND EXTRA LIFE IN MY DOOM GAME, UH YYYYYYYESSSS!!!! *hand turns into a fricking mach 5 piston with iron man colors and a snoo decal* AHHHHHHH OH MY GOD HE IS AN ANCIENT WARRIOR AND LE ANCIENT CIVILIATION ALIENS LE ALIEN QUEEN AND VEGA ROAD TRIP THROUGH SPACE AAAHAAAHAHA IM COOOOOOMING AND CONSOOOOOMING REDDIT-TIER LOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!11111 *wipes cum on doomguy amiibo and strokes 3d printed crucible he made from an r/doom tutorial while waiting out his refractory period by dressing up as doomgirl and posting it for karma then getting hard again because he read an epic marty strapon tweet about how mick gordon is farting into a mic for the third time to score the epic kar en kukold dlc*
What a boring copypasta
Medication, right this instant.
Eternal haters only have a 5 year old pasta that basically amounts to seething it was gamey instead of a slow burn le atmospheric corridor shooter like 2016.
You know why do we do this?
Because we hate you and by association all the things you love. We could just kill you and all your family, put your eviscerated shells on top of the Capitol and let there to rotten for the next hundred years and I still could think you deserved more.
Cool story.
Now keep seething.
you can tell the original anon who typed this was this (.) close to actually losing control of his bowels
Beated both and i say i prefer ogre hogan from sekiro than the moronic oc plotshield shiternal
Chained ogre didn't filter shit.
Gyoubu Masataka Oniwa is the filterman!
he filtered me.
Genichiro is the actual git gud filter
People say that the bull also filtered them but I beat it first try. Got my ass whipped by the very next boss but still.
Billions you say?
where did an ogre shackled and bound in Japan learn martial art and wrestling moves derived from the west
He's literally just a ship wrecked white guy.
he's a captured white man hence his superior size and strength
but if its a white man why doesn't he have his superior intellect? why doesn't he attack the other enemies and hyper focuses on a single shinobi running around?? why doesn't he utter a lick of language?
How do you know hes not smart? he's just angry, thats all we know about his character.
>why doesn't he attack the other enemies and hyper focuses on a single shinobi running around
Bruh he literally does
>he literally does
are you a secondary? he does not, he deaggros once you leave his sight and does nothing to anyone else near him
Did you play the game? The second encounter in Ashina Castle you find him already fighting a group of people. He'll sometimes attack the spear guy in the first encounter too.
The right is cooler.
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yes you can totally cheese him with speed runner tactics..... assuming this is not your first play through, you have all necessary ammo to perform that combo, and full health and armor to try again when you mess up.
>FILTERED 95% of the day one ban wagon babies
Did the marauder really filter people? were they playing on hardcore
never underestimate just how bad Ganker is at vidya gaems
chained ogre is kinda bullshit admittedly
marauders are fricking gay. It took a few tries for me. When ammo is low, so are options to actually do any damage to this guy.
Probably one of the worst parts of Doom eternal. felt like a glitch. It break the immersion knowing this guy and his hologram dog can wreck your shit quick. Even on normal.