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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    dead rising 2

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i am a leaf. i will be the first. british columbian pride!

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uhhh a little something called Elden Ring? Show some respect.....

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they literally JUST made a great game

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bunch of shitheads illegally protest on streets, blocking access and making life miserable for residents
      >police deal with it
      "AAAAA MY RIGHTS!!"
      >police don't deal with it
      "AAAA DO YOUR FRICKING JOBS!!"
      Literally no winning move

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong, get Trudeau's sack out of your mouth gay.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have no idea about either of the situations you are painting but it feels like you are misrepresenting one or both of them

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The police literally didn't deal with it, because they agreed with the protestors, hence why the federal government had to slam the boot down.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The police didn't deal with it because they legally have the right to protest. Canada is a Western country not fricking China or some other fascist shit hole.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >illegally protest
        If your protest isn't illegal it's not a protest

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Protests are supposed to make people uncomfortable.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I live in the town the first convoy was staged in and no one was complaining, and my commute to work was completely unaffected.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the frick up Dudley.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The winning move was to listen to your countrymen, not declare martial law on them. To be a leader, not a fricking pussy and a tyrant. Trudeau deserves to hang for what he did.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, they’re our stupidest countrymen. They wanted Trudeau to declare the border open and were so fricking dumb they didn’t understand it was the Americans who required us to test to enter their country. Canada only required us to test if we were entering Canada from abroad, which is why there was no test required for domestic flights. I could fly home from Mexico and not test, but my connecting flight in Denver required me to provide a negative Covid test to proceed despite the fact I never had to disembark.

          Trudeau could have told those dipshits that the border was open and they would have been shocked when they hit the border guards and were asked to provide proof of vaccination by the American guards.

          And frankly, those fricking idiots camped out for a month. People live there. Business operate there. And they didn’t give a shit about anybody but themselves.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            weeks for sure but I bet there isn’t another county on earth you could camp on the capital lawn for that long without violence or arrests. USA would have dispersed them in 24 hrs and charged half of them

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            explain why Alberta capitulated and removed the mandates
            explain why the rest of the country followed
            explain why the rest of the world followed suit
            explain why Trudy called in foreign military aid
            explain why Trudy travels in a fully armed convoy

            you'll be hanged alongside them

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Careful, you’re going to set off the Americans and the stupider Canadians. The rest of Canada was just embarrassed by these buttholes, and now the organizer for the convoy is trying to drum up support for people to go and occupy police stations… not even about vaccines, she’s just nuts.

        And I kind of hope she pulls it off because it’s going to be hilarious when the police arrest their stupid asses.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, we made Crackdown 4?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cant wait for that pompous homosexual Cuckdeau to be replaced

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would he be replaced? He is beloved by all of the stinky 3rd worlders he's let into his country

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I work with stinky 3rd worlders and they hate him. 2 colleagues at my work moved back to their home countries last year because of how expensive his policies have made living here.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kneel to the king of the asymmetrical 4v1

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    have some fricking respect

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy kino. Thanks Canada!

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    dx hr

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kotor, Mass Effect

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ignoring everything by bioware and ubisoft
    why are you like this

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What goes on here exactly?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      corn, wheat, cows, and indigenous drinking n shooting up.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of horse flies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What happens in Moose Jaw or uranium city? Sounds like fallout 3 locations

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shitholes. Also Canada has loads of uranium.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think there's not a lot going on.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        corner gas was kino

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lot of Rape apparently

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dillon
      You son of a b***h

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nothing, it's like a superflat minecraft world.
      liminal space zoomers would shit themselves if they came here

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit...

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >never leaving their home city
          >never travelling, not even one state over or something
          Is this typical? I'm not a citygay nor an American, so I wouldn't know.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rednecks and Indians

      Nothing else.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nothing
      t. yorkton

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mdk2
    Baldurs gate 1&2
    Guacamelee

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally get to bring this out

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, that's not helping. The only good games here are Dead Space, Pizza Tower, and Hit and Run

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mark of the Ninja is kino

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks grim for Canada

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >CP

      Based

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a Zoomer; obviously I'm gonna bring this game up

        Anon, that's not helping. The only good games here are Dead Space, Pizza Tower, and Hit and Run

        Looks grim for Canada

        and not a single one of those is good

        Tried to limit it to one game per studio. Some others I didn't mention include Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon + 3, Mario Strikers series, Eternal Darkness, Inscryption, Don't Starve, and Shredder's Revenge

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      and not a single one of those is good

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dead Space and Mark of the Ninja are good

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dead Space
      Uh
      That was developed by EA Redwood Shores / Visceral, they weren't Canadian.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The 2023 remake was developed by Motive Studio, located in Montreal

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remakes aren't real games

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, but the demake wasn't good though?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has the population of California spread out over 5000 km what do you expect?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deus Ex Human Revolution and Mankind Divided aren't as good as the original, but they are both fantastic fricking games, and I'm not going to pretend otherwise.
    Also Homeworld was Canadian.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Forest/Sons Of The Forest and The Long Dark are both Canadian games.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Majority of Hollywood's best comedians and actors are Canadian
    >Jim Carrey
    >Mike Myers
    >John Green
    >Norm MacDonald
    >Ryan Gosling

    Ubisoft and BioWare are Canadian and literally set the standard for open world slop and how rpg romances and dialogue systems work in modern gaming.

    We also invented blackberry. We're like America's liver. All out best gets filtered into the states and treated like US born citizens.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Majority of Hollywood's best comedians and actors are Canadian

      so aren't you going to name any of them?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sins of a Solar Empire
    Homeworld
    Company of Heroes
    Dawn of War 1 + 2
    Brett Hull Hockey
    Super Slapshot
    NHL 97/98/2004

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly don't mind Trudeau. Stephen Harper can go to hell though.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what is goodbye volcano high

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does leaf parliament work? I'm pretty sure Trudeau should have been replaced at this point.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bioware, Ubisoft, Relic?

    They're all definitely past their primes but they've all made fantastic games in the past

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guess we’re just going to ignore the best game the Canadians ever made.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    picrel was made by Rockstar Vancouver

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    mass effect

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mass Effect 3's only good part, specificallly

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you count sirtech canada as "canadian"

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