Thinking of checking out Heroes 3. What am I in for?

Thinking of checking out Heroes 3. What am I in for?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    3 heroes, possibly more.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >three heroes
      Let's be real, there's two heroes.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's fun if you enjoy this sort of game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Should I see this game more like a tabletop experience than a strategy game?
      The few times I tried playing it, I expected something like FF Tactics or Disgaea and got turned off because it's not that kind of strategy.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'd say it's closer to a 4X game (think Civilization and the likes) than your regular Japanese SRPG.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >something like FF Tactics or Disgaea
        Sorry to disappoint you but this is an actual strategy game for adults.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Play Jagged Alliance 2.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A redpill on the israelites

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      A redpill on the israelites

      I figured this was a shitpost the first time but now it's been posted twice. Redpill me.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    shit game for moron autists

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You're in for installing the HD mod and learning about the word "zounds".

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Heroes 4 is better.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      some of the music in 4 brings a tear to my eye.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Shooter stacks guarding resources.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Play heroes V instead it's the best one

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bad maps though.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A redpill on the israelites

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    power liches

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Clunky UI and nothing is explained.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >game expects you to both play the tutorial AND refer to the manual
      god didn't they know people would be playing it in 202X? such outdated design

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >zoomer confirmed
        you're supposed to read the manual for older games
        this is something zoomers have no idea about and how cool the manuals were

        You don't even need to read the manual. I played this game for the first time about a year ago and did the tutorial. That explains more than enough. Everything else you can figure out as you go.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          This. Though it is also true that game manuals were based none the less.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomer confirmed
      you're supposed to read the manual for older games
      this is something zoomers have no idea about and how cool the manuals were

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >le classic meme turned into /vt/ranny shit
        rope

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        strategy games should display relevant information in game.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          no

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          And if you read the manual you will learn to identify such crucial information.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Reading? The frick is wrong with you?
            Are you some kinda gay or something?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          https://heroes3wog.net/download/%5BManual%5D%20Tribute%20to%20Strategists.pdf
          this is required reading

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Other than shit like the damage formula and exact chances for stat gains/skill drops, what isn't explained in game?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          do nagas have buttholes in the front or the back?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            nagas shit out their cloacas like any other serpentine reptile, everyone knows this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I understood the game when I was 7 and English isn't even my native tongue.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      strategy games should display relevant information in game.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A game that rewards out-of-the-box thinking and punishes you for going the beaten road.
    A game with such an atmosphere that it will absorb you for many, many hours.
    A game so fun and with such graphics that it's plainly timeless.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HoMM bros. Is it possible to beat the Country Lords mission in 2 without Ogre Alliance/Dragon Alliance? I think I fricked up

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you play the campaigns you need to be really aggressive. The Restoration of Erathia ones you can mostly play how you like but Shadow of Death is ball busting and requires optimal play on a lot of maps. Armageddon's Blade is much the same but also loaded with gimmick maps.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you'll either get wrecked and drop it immediately or it'll drive you to invest tens of thousands of hours

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    One of the few rare instances where you legitimately need to get the GOG version and not the Steam version. Steam version has a shitty "HD" version that is missing features and is broken. They don't have a storefront for the "Complete" version of the game that GOG does.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Since this thread probably pulls the highest amount of russians on Ganker right now, can any of you redpill me on the Disciples series?

    I bought Disciples 2 yesterday cause it looks like Homm3. Anything I should know?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's fun, I liked it as much or even more than homm3.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the demons are the best because they all fly

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      disciples 2 has amazing art but the gameplay is kind of weird. combat is like ogre battle instead of a hex grid. instead of being able to train new units by upgrading your town it lets you evolve the basic ones you already have. the only problem with this though is that units level up pretty slowly so you will only be able to get to the top tiers on a huge map. also instead of castle sieges against a defending army there's a raid boss kind of defender so capturing towns is a lot harder.

      definitely a flawed game but still worth playing since it looks so cool. get the expansion with the elf faction.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's nothing like HoMM 3. It's it's own thing. It's more similar to Kings' Bounty, but the graphics and atmosphere are pure GOAT

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Get the GOG version also there is HD mod which adds bunch of shit

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it's a fun game

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Download pic related and play the original game that you can find/buy on GOG through it.
    Then open the game folder, find the pdf for the tutorial and follow it, playing the tutorial scenario.
    Once you've finished, start playing the way you want.
    I can only help you so far, because after I completed the tutorial and the first mission of the campaign, I tried to play a few games against the CPU, and I lost every time on Easy because I must be the worst player of this game in the world.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      As long you're having fun that's ok, best way to learn would be to watch someone better at the game and just copy their strategies.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Meh, I have fun until the computer meets my hero and stomps him while losing no units. And no, I'm not moronic, I've watched "theknownworld" and all those pros to try and figure out what I'm doing wrong, but apparently 11 atk is just insurmountable to a hero with 9 atk 9 def and an equal number and strength of units (+ spells). I love the game, but that shit makes me extremely bitter toward it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Since HOMM is a game about hundreds of moving parts I can't tell you what you're doing wrong but defeating enemy of similar stats shouldn't be an issue.
          Hard maps will make you fight enemies of vastly superior stats and army and you can't lose any of your own because the next guy has even more stats and more units. It just comes with experience as long you keep playing you'll notice flaws in your playstyle, there's always something to improve upon even after thousands of hours.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm not moronic
          Something's wrong and it's not the game. You should be able to complete Restoration of Erathia without too much trouble.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >beat the enemy main hero with the big army
          >but now he has like 6 secondary heroes that do nothing but chain lightning you and run away

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      does it work with the cd version? I still have my old discs.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it has to be shadow of death it won't work with roe or ab

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The AI is trash and very easy to manipulate.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, chatgpt sucks

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ESL!!!

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is it possible to have fun playing this against AI? I always think about no-lifing some strategy or 4x stuff but it seems that the only valuable adversary is another human.
    In HOMM3, does the different custom maps and difficulties made for fun experiences?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I can have fun stomping the AI on the easier difficulties, but starting with nothing on Impossible doesn't sound like fun.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        When you get good you have to play on impossible to get any kind of challenge out of the game. Oh not only you start with nothing on impossible but AI cheats and prints resources out of thin air every turn, more challenging maps will also give boosts to AI like increasing their growth or giving them even more free money. I've played this map that starting week 2 it gave AI 99 of every resource and 99999 gold every single day and it still couldn't beat me. AI is just really abusable and it can't stand up to a human player without some sort of gimmicks or other limitations.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I guess, but doing these cheap tricks like firewall traps or slowly chipping the AI while flying around its slowed units in circles isn't much fun either.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >In HOMM3, does the different custom maps and difficulties made for fun experiences?
      Yeah I think so, on extreme end map like Xiedu can only be completed by expert players who know every single trick in the book. One of the fights has you defeating like 50 titans with 10 black gargoyles there are many fights which are puzzles that demand you know the game inside out. That's on the extreme end of challenge there's plenty of hard but not chinese autism hard custom maps available online.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >defeating like 50 titans with 10 black gargoyles
        how?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The fight is set on a very specific terrain with a specific hero that has like 99 spell power and you use one stacks of gargoyles to bait titans to suicide into a firewall. It's something that only works because it's a puzzle designed to be solved in one specific way, that strategy will almost never work on a regular map.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Even after hundreds of hours, one thing I never understood was what makes stacks join your party. It seems like gaining just one shooter stack in the early-midgame would completely tilt the balance in your favor, so how do you do it consistently?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://heroes.thelazy.net/index.php/Join

      Yes gaining free units is indeed powerful. That is why some consider the diplomacy skill overpowered.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >rape dragons

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    which is the tutorial campaign? long live the queen?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There is no tutorial campaign, there's a single tutorial mission and then you start with Restoration of Erathia's main campaign storyline

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    baby's first strategy game

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This game isdumb once you realise the win condition is just clearing hives and gryphn banks as fast as possible week 1 and 2

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    likely a redpill in the israelites anon

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    old ass game for boomers.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's a game for people with taste.

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