This game fricking sucks you lied to me

This game fricking sucks you lied to me

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that screenshot is filtered, yes

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he fell for the Zelda meme

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP, but I'm almost 30 and I have virtually 0 nostalgia for anything Zelda outside of a few weeks I played WindWaker at someone else's house like 20 years ago and the cutscenes from the CD-i games. What is the appeal of the Zelda series? What is so assblastingly amazing about it? It looks like a little twink gay in a green gay outfit fighting stupid-looking monsters. Just... who the frick does it appeal to? Mario is a funny, fat Italian man that jumps on turtles to save a blonde thot, his appeal is obvious. Who does Link appeal to?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Who does Link appeal to?
        me

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just play oot and you'll understand. Yhe pc port is really good now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It appeals to people who had Nintendo consoles as kids, especially N64gays because OOT was literally the only game they had

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't have an N64 until high school. Which was a good 8+ years after it was current.
          Checkmate.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It looks like a little twink gay in a green gay outfit fighting stupid-looking monsters
        what is wrong with millennials? why are do you people go out of your way to be so problematic? it's 2022 get with the times old man

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >What is the appeal of the Zelda series?
        Simple and fun fantasy adventure games, the older games were better than the later ones
        >Who does Link appeal to?
        women and degenerates unfortunately

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're almost 30 and still talk like as a teenager with bad attitude like that? And they say Nintendo fans are the manchildren.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Play Zelda 1 to find the appeal.
        It's about exploring and combat and finding neat shit. No map, no markers, no interruptions.
        ALTTP added puzzles, which is good - but also became more story-oriented and rail-roaded.
        3D Zelda are much slower games with giant worlds that take forever to traverse. The goal is to take up a significant amount of the player's time. That way, when the player finishes their journey, they might actually be a significantly different person from when it all started. They're not bad - in fact OOT is very good - but the focus has been spread to appeal to as many people as possible. So now someone who is interested in collecting all upgrades might have to play a fishing mini-game for 30 minutes - something that has nothing to do with combat, exploration, or puzzles.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In general, there was a split between 2D and 3D Zeldas after LTTP. With the 2D ones focusing more on puzzles and the 3D ones focusing more on exploration and combat.
          I consider LTTP bad because it tried to do both and was mediocre compared to LA and OoT which were both superior.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't agree that the 3D ones focussed on exploration.
            For instance, the dungeons in MM, WW, TP have to be completed in order. And you're told where they are.
            Even when they are presented like you have a choice - e.g. Wind Waker's earth / wind temples - Nope! Have to do earth first.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Zelda games are about being a badass throwing items everywhere and owning everyone with the master sword

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Link is sexy get the frick over it

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    git gud
    filtered

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    filtered

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual filtered

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered moron

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >filtered
    >filtered
    >filtered
    never played zelda 2 but now i consider it garbage because of it's magnificent fans, who cant even recognize obvious bait shitpost from the op

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      filtered
      git gud

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wrong aspect ratio
    >probably playing with an 8bitpoo controller causing massive input lag
    >lazy graphical filtering
    >tried it for 5 mins and gave up
    Why yes, it's zoomer time!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whats a good controller for pc emulation then?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >massive input lag
      really or just a largely imperceptible +10ms or something like that

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda 2 is better than any 3D Zelda

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3D Zeldas arent good period.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just get gud

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Play Fortune Summoners instead, it's better in every way.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda 2 is better than the first game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >those sharp pixel edges
      wtf... did crtbros lie to me?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's NES ya frickin moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        trinitrons are no joke

    • 2 years ago
      verification not required

      BASED i just trash picked a sony trinitron a few weeks ago
      it works perfectly, the guy was bringing it out to the when i was driving past

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DSP is literally playing the game right now and calling it better than Zelda 1 and Links awakening.

    https://youtu.be/2Vc8ki3O34g

    Sounds like you're getting filtered OP.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DSP is spamming save states and is getting filtered himself and calling it bad game design. Nothing he says means anything ever. His tune will change end game anyways and he won't be able to shut up about how unfair it is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's literally shit-talking it and savecumming

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >open stream
      >"terrible gameplay"
      >"rotten to the core game play"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/UOBxUwM.png

      This game fricking sucks you lied to me

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really wanna try that PC remake Vinny played recently.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vinny accidentally getting a speedrun WR in this will always be funny considering his usual skill level in games

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got filtered by the final dungeon, couldn't find the boss after hours and hours of scouring and then quit forever. AMA.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rather fair it's extremely obtuse. Pic Related I drew a line over the only correct route to the end of the final dungeon over this gamefaqs guide.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        jeeze

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Zelda 2 dungeons are intimidating.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >A grown ass man is "intimidated" by a videogame

          Jesus Christ.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fair, when I first beat the game I found the correct path by sheer luck on my first try. Looking back it's pretty awful.
          [...]
          The other dungeons aren't nearly as bad, Great Palace is really hard compared to the rest of the game

          While smaller in scope samey rooms will trip up people with poor mental mapping probably (can't relate). Game is still pretty fun but there is some fatigue/annoyance you will get playing it blind because that just feels intended in Zelda 2.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fair, when I first beat the game I found the correct path by sheer luck on my first try. Looking back it's pretty awful.

      Zelda 2 dungeons are intimidating.

      The other dungeons aren't nearly as bad, Great Palace is really hard compared to the rest of the game

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone tell me what dungeon Phil is on?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He just beat 5 so he has 6 and the end left I think, I dunno if he missed anything since I came in late. I'm so ready for the misery of the finale.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP is right. This game is a fricking chore to play through and I hated every second of it.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I miss these old times when the graphics were cartoon-ish. I won't play the modern games; the graphics are too realistic for me.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I could deal with it once I got the heal spell

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to the Zelda from the first Legend of Zelda during the events of AoL?
    I know in the manga she dies and her corpse gets dropped in molten lava, but surely that’s not canon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she was probably busy ruling and/or rebuilding her kingdom.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine trying to rebuild your kingdom while your bf is out fricking random prostitutes for energy and sticking his tongue down your great-great-great-grandma’s throat. Kek, what a cuck.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like it but it is rough around the edges. Link's control aren't very precise, he slides, his sword attack has a weird hit, there are some cheap deaths with the bottomless pits and the difficulty spike is huge early on as soon you enter Death Mountain. I think Faxanadu is a better game in the same vein.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I played Zelda 2 as a kid and never got further than the 3rd dungeon
    I recently savescummed my way through the game on an emulator and it was fun
    The game is so much easier when you actually know where the frick to go and when you get the rhythm down for hitting darknut helmets in air to kill them fast

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think Zelda2 had Darknuts?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sorry I meant Iron Knuckle, same shit though, just an animated suit of armor that tries to hit you with a sword

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >leaving the northern palace

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mario 3 and castlevania are literally the only good nes games everything else is wet dookie

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda II is a game for hardcore gaming chads.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't this queen play fighting games? How can his reflexes be that bad?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >How can his reflexes be that bad?
        Gin.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you people enjoy watching this idiot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's funny and literally all his haters are legitimately moronic kiwifarms troony detractorcels

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