This game is easy as piss. Why did you boomers go crazy over this shit?

This game is easy as piss. Why did you boomers go crazy over this shit?

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  1. 3 months ago
    sage

    Frick off you dumb homosexual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp
      honestly the only sane and reasonable reaction to this zoomer trash thread trend

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Yoshi have a look of sexual arousal on his face?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously because I told them to? Wtf, what a dumb question, everyone knows it was because of me

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite Mario game

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Difficulty has very little correlation with fun?
    Even at the time you had maybe 90 to 10 games that were MADE to be hard yet didnt receive as much attention, I wonder why.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there needs to be somewhat of a challenge to keep you engaged. If not, then there should be other stuff to make up for it. Grabbing a cape and flying through 90% of the levels isn't fun no matter what else is going on.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Grabbing a cape and flying through 90% of the levels isn't fun no matter what else is going on
        Oh that's what you're doing. You're gonna get fricked in the forest levels. And the boo mansions too.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I said 90% of the levels, and I already beat it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            And? Did you not get fricked in the forest and boo mansions.?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why do you use the cape then, play the levels with just platforming for extra fun

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          if its available then why would I not use it? The devs should've discouraged you from using them if they didn't want it to be too easy.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Actual troon logic

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >why is the cape so broken? fricking shiggy forcing me to use the cape and threatening me at gunpoint for not using it
            >what? NOT use it? whats the point?????

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >yeah just don't use a main item in the game then it will be balanced

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you playvRE4 with the chicago typewriter, dont you

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes? It's up to the devs to make the game balanced, not the player. It's no different than allowing save-scumming or only having set save points.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            games are suppose to be fun, if its not fun, then make it fun for yourself

            Actual troon logic

            >if its available then why would I not use it?
            >if they didn't want us to steal from stores they should have made it more than a misdemeanor
            worse, it's Black person logic

            Why not just use WSL? That's my go-to whenever I have to make my own changes to emulators.

            I think I had a Linux partition at the time as I needed it for my masters, so it was faster to just reboot

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    y helo thar

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most were probably kids playing this, and even still, a few levels on world 8 and many of the special stages don't fk around.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >many of the special stages don't fk around.
      >Tubular

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tubular is pretty easy, especially since it's the shortest level in the entire game.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one knew the tricks and skips

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going for 100% on GBA version now, decided to only play as Mario, maybe will do Luigi after I unlock the funny faces

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >GBA version
      anon...why...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >GBA version
        Oh god

        NTA but whats wrong with it?
        I remember 100% it because it had a coin tracker for uhh something that I already forgot

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >washed out colors
          >farty soudntrack
          >cant reenter castles without beating the game first
          >stretched out visuals
          its not unplayable, but tis definitely inferior to the SNES version

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >GBA version
        Oh god

        >washed out colors
        >farty soudntrack
        >cant reenter castles without beating the game first
        >stretched out visuals
        its not unplayable, but tis definitely inferior to the SNES version

        I applied these two patches so it feel like the original, maybe the screen is a bit too small sometimes
        https://www.romhacking.net/hacks/4411/
        https://www.romhacking.net/hacks/470/
        The reason is because I already beat the original years ago, i felt like replaying via trying the remake.
        I like the coin tracker and I want to earn the 100% cutscene.
        I already completed:
        Super Mario Bros. Deluxe (the score meter was insane)
        SMA: SMB2
        SMA4: SMB3 (with all the e-reader levels using the Wii-U rom)

        After this i'll go for the yoshi island gba version, i already beat the original years ago as well.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this was insane, also had to install Linux so i could compile an emulator that allows infrared emulation so I could complete the album

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why not just use WSL? That's my go-to whenever I have to make my own changes to emulators.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >GBA version
      Oh god

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I played the GBA version so autistically as a kid. Since it records which characters you clear which exits with I beat all the normal exits with Mario and all the secret ones with Luigi so everything looked nice on the course list screen.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        I applied these two patches so it feel like the original, maybe the screen is a bit too small sometimes
        https://www.romhacking.net/hacks/4411/
        https://www.romhacking.net/hacks/470/
        The reason is because I already beat the original years ago, i felt like replaying via trying the remake.
        I like the coin tracker and I want to earn the 100% cutscene.
        I already completed:
        Super Mario Bros. Deluxe (the score meter was insane)
        SMA: SMB2
        SMA4: SMB3 (with all the e-reader levels using the Wii-U rom)

        After this i'll go for the yoshi island gba version, i already beat the original years ago as well.

        based, I decided to clear everything as Mario, since Luigi has weird physics I'll just play each level once with him after I unlock the Autumn mode whatever it was called

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >CRT shader
      >for a handheld
      Do zoomers really?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >good controls
    >nice music and visuals
    >lots of content
    >pack-in launch title

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    because its an absolute joy to play

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going for 100% on GBA version now, decided to only play as Mario, maybe will do Luigi after I unlock the funny faces

      >GBA Valley of Bowser

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was fun, something typically lacking in mario games. i think this, the original kart, and kingdom battle were the only mario games i played to completion.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    still better than mario 3 and still the best 2D, seethe and cope

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's a fun video game. I doubt you even played any of the Star World levels you frickin POSER

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you just dont get good level design like this anymore. Wonder had a couple secret exits that it did really well but World was PEAK

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grown adult as an easy time with old game after years of playing its successors.
    >Goes on Ganker to ask why its easy.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it was designed for children, not adults.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >easy as piss
    It was literally not

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pfff you can literally unblock the entire star road without even finding any of the block switches
      not to mention once you beat a level, you can leave any time you want with the power ups you got

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed
    3 is the better game overall
    more power ups
    more diverse stages
    secrets that are actually secrets
    and the japanese version is actually hard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >more powerups
      not true, however
      >secrets that are actually secrets
      how is the star world + star road not a secret?

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was before Dark Souls when people played video games for fun.

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