This game is horse shit.

This game is horse shit.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    git gud lol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best game in the franchise's history

      Idk where to go

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Level ADP

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >never level adp
          >get through the game up to blue smelter Demon
          What the frick this is as bad as the goddamn pooh bear baseball game.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Git gud I beat the game without knowing what ADP did

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he didn't level adaptability

          >er what it does is peak shit game design.
          lmao moron should'Ve leveled it
          [...]
          you ned to level adapt

          [...]
          LEVEL ADAPTABILITY

          use 24.9% equip load or unlock and use the most powerful button in the game: run

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What was the last Boss you beat?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            cooked a mussel

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I haven't
            Did you wonder into the area with the big green stone knights. Or are you dicking around in the woods?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anywhere you can, you will run into road blocks eventually just push the paths as far as you can until you get things to unlock them

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think this was someone trying to dunk on DS3 but it's a pretty helpful map of what areas you can check out. I wouldn't recommend reading the text though, that might ruin the surprise of some bosses.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go to uninstall button.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best game in the franchise's history

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's more like a big juicy futa horsewiener that just keeps on cumming
    sure, you have to lick its butthole sometimes, but that's part of the fun

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Indeed. Worst game From has put out since they started putting out good games.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't level adaptability

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Putting such a mandatory stat and not even telling the player what it does is peak shit game design.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          not really
          it has little effect on the game once you understand and level it up a bit
          it's not good design but it doesn't matter much

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it has little effect on the game once you understand and level it up a bit
            It makes the game playable.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >er what it does is peak shit game design.
          lmao moron should'Ve leveled it

          I haven't

          you ned to level adapt

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            cooked a mussel

            Anywhere you can, you will run into road blocks eventually just push the paths as far as you can until you get things to unlock them

            I feel I already need to level up by 10 with how weak and slow I am plus better armor

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >never level adp
              >get through the game up to blue smelter Demon
              What the frick this is as bad as the goddamn pooh bear baseball game.

              LEVEL ADAPTABILITY

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ADAPT MY NUTS

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have an 80% chance of picking a starting character with at least 8 iframes. That's all you need. Even 3 adp is perfectly doable. You people have just been coddled by iframes and dont know any better.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you people have been coddled by the game working correctly, get used to the game controlling and playing like shit
            DaS2 shit eaters are something else.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              adp doesn't have anything to do with how the game controls. You people are moronic and dont know any better. Playing like shit to you is rolling into an attack like a dunce with probably 69% equip load which is your problem not knowing how to play the game.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm aware that nothing is going to make DaS2 control well, even the basic movement is shit.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                quit crying

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If even the basic movement of your game sucks then the itself just game sucks. It's that simple.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Great, that's why you move way better in this game than you did before. You cant move like this in DS1 and you're faster and you can roll in any direction you want, running around locked on, and there's less input delay but because you have deadzone autisim with your fat spaz hands you cry like a b***h.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bad controls good
                >good controls bad
                DaS2gays just get more deranged over time. As someone who has been talking shit about this game on Ganker since it came out I can say I don't think they're human.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >DS1
                >No reflected lighting on armor

                >DS2
                >reflected lighting on armor

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The armor in DaS2 looks like plastic.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                2 has the best looking armor. DS2 derangement syndrome man..

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You dont make any points. You just whine and b***h cause you're bad.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best Souls 2, I replay it at least once a year and the arena is somehow always full

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were reindeer, not horses.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're bad

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    BEST SOULS 2

    GID GUT CASUAL

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All soul games are great

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you are a scrub

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game had awful input delay when I tried it on pc. It makes me wonder if the people who cry about the controls being bad just never fixed it and played the whole game like that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not supposed to be like that? I thought the delay was an intended part of the challenge?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was distractingly terrible when I first booted it up. Changing it to windowed mode didn't make the controls feel that different from DS1 to me (I played them both back to back).

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Majula.....home...

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why has this line stuck with me for so long?

    how can one came have so much SOUL?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"the story of this game makes no sense"
      so much soul...

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bloodborne on PC when?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Might be simultaneous with Erdtree release, could explain the delay.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tip: any From game that ends in a number is dog shit. Yes, including AC.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally better than Dark Souls 3 in ever single possible aspect
    >nu-/v/
    >NOOOOOOOOOOO THIS GAME IS HORSE SHIT

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nu-/v/
      Exactly. They only have their bing bing wahoo DS3 action game to compare it to. They don't give a frick about the series beyond epic boss fights.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Calling others nu-Ganker while using the newbie reddit initials for Dark Souls. Classic.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dark Souls 2 and Dark Souls 3 have always been abbreviated to DS, reddit-obsessed mongoloid. Lurk more instead of doing this cancerous shitposting of trying to discredit posts to make your e-peen feel big because you don't have any genuine fricking thoughts in your brain.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Dark Souls 2 and Dark Souls 3 have always been abbreviated to DS
            Actual newbie lol.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Explains the hate that Elden Ring gets

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    more like cow shit because they're pure projectile diarrhea

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >decide to play DS2 online for once
    >16 gorillion messages and blood pools everywhere
    >exit game and block it's internet connection through the firewall
    how does anyone play with the endless "press A to.." constantly showing up

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, It's a very tacky and poorly implemented mechanic. And if it werent bad enough that its in all the souls games, they felt the need to bring it to Sekiro and Elden Ring too. I havent played AC6 yet but I wouldnt be surprised if that had some iteration of it.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >STILL seething 9 years later
    As if it wasn't good enough that Dark Souls 2 was the best Souls game and one of the greatest of all time. The gift that keeps on giving! bahahaha

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lol dark souls 2 has bad hitboxes
    dark souls 1 hitboxes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He grabs between his legs, the player was between his legs. What's the problem?

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shoutout to the best gimmick boss in Fromsoft history besides Divine Dragon and Rykard, the frantic pace of the encounter and having to divvy your time between fighting the skeletons and running through the maze makes Chariot a rush to fight

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm butthurt that this fight early on was presented as if it was just something that would happen when walking through some tunnel area and that's what everyone thought it would be, but instead it's exclusively a boss fight contained to the donut it takes place in.
      Maybe at some point when that area had more going on in it with more exits from the donut it would have been a hazard that you could optionally kill.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The cutscene from this fight implies it was one of the 4 great ones.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah well, that's just like, your opinion man.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cuts your health
    Frick off

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    dark souls 2 doesnt get enough hate. Unironically.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get more Bonfire Acestic? I wanna use it Cardinal Tower?

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