This game is so fricking gay lmao
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This game is so fricking gay lmao
This game is so fricking gay lmao
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The npc should have never asked in the first place, because in a well written game, he would be able to tell I'm straight without needing to ask. Just like in real life, you can mostly tell when someone is gay or straight without asking them. Saving for some exceptions.
Especially considering you've been hitting on the hot goth babe from day 0 but somehow the gay wizard and devil cuckboy still think you like your anus torn asunder by another man's penis
You incels are so insecure it's amazing.
> C-can't the fictional videogame character tell i'm straight?? I'M VERY STRAIGHT I SWEAR!!! I've never been with a woman but uhh i'm very straight i just can't have sex because uhh BLACK MEN!!
Just come out of the closet or have a nice day already.
I've been questioned if I was gay irl before. By other gay men, no less. I guess I just have a gay look or something. I don't know. But in all cases, they just straight up asked if I was gay. They didn't try aggressively hitting on me first. Or propositioning me for sex. They just asked with genuine curiosity. And after I told them no, our platonic relationship continued without a hitch.
If game writers wrote so realistically. Then we could just get the gay question out of the way early, and continue playing platonically with our gay party members.
You're not gonna get any gay question because none of the companions is gay you narcissistic insecure freak.
How lonely and deprived of social interactions are you that you think poorly written fictional videogame characters are real life people?
You're trying too hard.
Realistic?
There are dragons and green elves you frickwit.
That's really besides the point, and you know it. Don't deflect.
the only one who will be killing itself is you after tyrone and his friends will rape you
Why would i kill myself after a hot interracial gangbang?
Because that's the peak, and the only place to go from there is doooooownnn.....
Trueee
For instance I could tell you were gae without asking you.
The game could just let you disable homosexuality in options or character creation, that'd be optimal.
but then you won't be able to be forcefully bombarded with gay messaging. How is that gonna work?!?!?
People make this argument and also get mad at being asked what their fricking ethnicity/sexuality is for job applications
At least the way it is currently one side of the argument about being asked is happy, and it's not the easily vilified side.
>anon learns he doesn't like to be objectified
Nice to see feminism become trendy on Ganker
Womens entire existence revolves around getting male attention
They should, so you can reply no, dumbass.
Inmediatly destroyed. Kek
>he would be able to tell I'm straight without needing to ask.
imagine being this insecure.
I bet you'd have a mental breakdown instead of being flattered if a dude hit on your irl (no one would)
In reality you can tell from contextual queues, body language, eye contact, smiles, flirting, and so on that someone is interested or open to you.
The bro who keeps chasing a woman, talking about crushing puss, who mostly ignores other guys is giving off some signs that he's straight.
In a video game though all of that probably isn't communicated and kept track of. So face it, in most games with romances intended for a wider audience you're going to get hit upon by a variety of characters.
you should choose in character creator
or else, after the first hint of gay convo, you have the option to tell everyone at camp that you are not gay
but we know the gay devs and writers love to shove gay shit in everyone's face. they get off on this.
>you have the option to tell everyone at camp that you are not gay
That sounds silly, but on second thought, after one person in camp gets turned down because you say you don't swing that way, your other companions ought to know.
>you should choose in character creator
Yeah some adult games basically do that where you can choose what you want the game to give you for options. That could work.
You might want to become a little more secure in your sexuality, dude. You sound exactly like every closeted right-wing twink I've ever met.
I guess developers assume most gamers can experience being occasionally and inoffensively hit on without flipping the frick out like some spastic child.
Why are the companions harrasing you for gay sex in the first place?
accurate to the dungeons and dragons tabletop experience.
>Companions harassing you
>It just suddenly happened with no warning
Every time.
I think the main issue is people want to get to know the companions without getting bummed
You can tell them to frick off but then they get literally nothing outside of their personal quest
Except for Gale who keeps coming back the horny frick
Why the frick are you applying logic against homosexuals? You might as well argue with a wall.
I never even got that far, I was bothered by him flirting with me at all, and my character acting like a homosexual when they were just hanging out trying out magic. Why can't we just be bros? Fricking hate it.
>Why can't we just be bros?
You know why
Dude, it is extremely obvious that he is flirting with you in the magic scene.
Yes but why should that even be in the game? Why can't he show me how to do some basic magic without being a degenerate homosexual?
>meanwhile in reality
Yeah you're either a sexual degenerate or a rude butthole, fricking moronic so glad I didn't pay them for this shit.
>an butthole
Good, you frickin söy cück.
You proved yourself wrong.
Option 2 isn't sexual and allows you to ask to be friends.
Sorry you don't understand that.
2 is clearly flirtatious you sperg
All bants are flirtatious, got it.
Guess everyone who appreciates me as worth more than a cat is hitting on me?
Try saying that to someone when they're talking about their cat and see how they'll look at you, autismo.
They're not going to look at me as if I was trying to flirt with them I guarantee that.
>game asks this
Would not play if you paid me
>i didn't play the game edit
yawn
Seethe, homos.
Seethe over your lying?
Why?
You can point out someone being disingenuous and not spare two shits.
I know it's hard to accept the truth but I'm not sure why you sperg about it on Ganker of all places.
What truth?
Present your evidence.
>going out of your way to get rid of the citation to where the original comic was from
>implying any single instance of no is taken as a yes
I guess you just decided to be a c**t huh?
>Ask about his cat
>Get the options of
>>Can we bang
>>I think we should bang
>>I fricking hate animals goddamn this conversation sucks
Nope
it actually is
>ask about his cat
>get the options of
>can we bang
>what do you mean you like me
>I fricking hate animals goddamn this conversation sucks
If you pick what do you mean you like me (btw non-virgins know you can say something like that without leading someone on) it gives further discussion and you can then say "No i see you as a friend." and the permanently locks you out of any romance.
why the frick a dude who fricked a goddess wants to frick a man?
>tht's yuck do you know how many peni
You can frick a goddess and also not be straight idort.
yu ar engrerish spik iz vary gud. maik pai wiz cum it yu svolov
And how!
Lying homosexual
It's here
Asking to mean more than an animal companion is not flirting.
Iirc the very next conversation point has the three responses I outlined.
This game really exposed Ganker to be 70% gay huh
All men are gay. Nobody but incels and trannies like women. Real men like men.
yaaas
who tf wants to eat out a pussy?
tht's yuck do you know how many penises have touched that?
puttin your mouth on a coochie is so gay that's the thing that delivers boys to the world
a real man would be more interested in something that is designed to frick women not a thing that is designed to get put on the spitroast by men
You ok?
I am doing gr8 thanks howre u? 😉
why are you black?
why do gays have to ruin everything? they have unlimited sex IRL. Even Dahmer got to have lots of gay sex
dahmer could have been caught early but the cops saw a beaten and battered gay man begging to be taken away from this demon and said "normal gay relationship, no further questions needed, we don't care if homosexuals abuse each other, have a nice day"
Gay men have the lowest domestic violence rates though so why would you say that? Are you coping with the fact you straights and dykes are the ones constantly beating up hteir partners?
You straights seem so miserable and unhappy, it's good that you suffer considering how much of a piece of shit you are.
Police reacting like that just shows that they are not evidenced based in their prejudice if the stats you used to fuel your claim were true back then.
If stay in the closet culture increased domestic violence rates it demonstrates that the world discouraging being true to you are only begets more violence which is logical.
Cope
homosexuals are all mentally ill molesters and molestees
Homosexuality is a sexual disorder, it should not be celebrated in video games but treated by medical professionals.
>medical professionals
The year is 2023. Medical professionals violently fight for the kid's rights to mutilate themselves and suing the parents of those who refuse to do so.
That's because they were told to, medical professionals used to hammer in spikes into peoples brains, castrate people for being moronic etc. They need to be guided like everyone else.
Nothing wrong with love, but lust between men is definitely a disorder. You can't have children and you frick each other in the butthole, that's not what the butthole is for and it breaks and it's disgusting. It also spreads diseases at a much higher rate.
> Being gay is wrong because uhh anal sex and uhh no reproduction!!!
Are you underage?
You str8 men are literally obsessed with anal sex and definetly don't want children to the point you force women to get abortions or always use condoms.
Also if the ass is not for fricking then why men have the g spot there?
I don't think forcing abortions or having casual sex is good either.
The prostate fills a sexual function unrelated to your anus, the fact that you can stimulate it by pushing something into your anus does not mean that's what it is for.
Not american
Or having sex at all
fair enough, now please return to being fricked by men in your butthole.
Yes sir!
Looks like somebody needs to take science again.
By the sound of it, you should probably wash your ass too. Maybe you could find a nice STRAIGHT MAN to help you scrub down.
> Men loving men is a disorder! how dares anyone love men! men are icky yuck i hate men!!!!
Why do you transexuals hate men so much? is it because you wish you hadn't been born as one?
why are you a homosexual, homosexual? this one is very very rhetorical question.
How are you enjoying BG3, Farquaad?
I haven't played it in days. I just can't push through it's so boring. I finished it as Dark Urge and it was beyond disappointing, tried to make a new playthrough but i don't like any of the Tavs i make, i don't like the roleplaying, the appearences, the classesy, the place the protagonist has in the world and group, etc.
I should probably just push through because i want to see the Side with Emperor ending, but so far i've been playing TXCM non stop and now i'm waiting for Starfield so, eh.
Maybe if they make a mod to have the Tiefling head on human body i'll finish a Tav playthrough.
listen to me pink haired clown homosexual,
stop calling others troony if you can't stop thinking talking looking like a troony
do you hate yourself so much? then why the frick do you force yourself this way? stop being a troony so you won't have to watch a troony in the mirror every day and go seething mode
keep fighting le good fight migapedes!
>Homosexuality is a sexual disorder
So is being an incel and the same results.
Homosexuality is a sexual disorder that appears after a child has been molested. Anyone who denies this is a pedophile who spreads homosexuality. Usually, those who have been molested become molesting groomers or kill themselves.
>Anyone who denies this is a pedophile who spreads homosexuality.
Source?
not all childhood trauma is molestation
i know a trans person who grew up dirt poor with a deadbeat dad and a mom who overdosed to death while young and a veggie sister
no molestation tho
>a fictional character whose writers made seem insightful by ass-pulls not grounded in reality is the perfect rebuttal to someone providing their personal testimony
It's 2023 where an 10/10 woman could ask someone out (same gender) and make them blush. The brainwashing just worked
>has gay sex
>"boy this gay sex sure is gay"
>dont realise halsin has a quest in act 2 thats required to break the curse and keep him in the party
>beat act 2 anyway
>he leaves as im heading to baldurs gate
>shadowhart, who im max influence and romancing, talks about she's gonna miss him because of how handsome he was
what the frick larion
I wish mike adriano directed the sex scenes
Jesus christ I havent seen farquaad samegay spam this much in a thread before. Hes going full schizo in this one.
You're so mind broken you see me everywhere, you seriously need to stop browsing Ganker. My only comments here are the ones with pictures from the game. You making fantasies of me replying to myself pretending to be someone else is beyond sad.
The saddest part is how desperately you prop yourself up as the underdog in your own narrative.
so many cucks, homosexuals and homosexual worshipers these days...
The fact we were here long before you were and will be here long after the last time someone remembers you goes to show that the number of us who aren't hiding who we are doesn't matter in the face of your desire to police those different to you.
>mel gibson
Pure Homo
Uhh, anon, you do realize that all the gay shit is optional? If you're seeing it on your screen it is because you chose to be gay. Time to come out of the closet.
As someone who is strongly against the normalizing of homosexuality this is way worse and you're a worthless human being.
>worthless human being.
you are objectively wrong. I am very cool and worthy human being, unlike you.
You sound pretty cool tbh. This other guy should try being more gay. I think that's his problem
If this game had an anime artsyle you guys would be all over it, even with the gay stuff. Though it would probably be a lot less popular everywhere else.
wooow you beat up two gay people
Meanwhile the number of gay people in the world remains unaffected by your weird obsession
Is that mortal kombat 1?
Love that devs are finally embracing huge, muscular man breasts in their games!
both heteros and gays will be replaced by IRL futas
> Admits to have murdered people
Jannies zzzzz
> Gay shitpost
Jannies: REMOVE! NOW!!!!
Curious.
Why do all these NPCs want to frick my old ass hobbit?
Bunch of freaks.
Given nobody attractive posts on Ganker I figure at least one of your parents was ugly.
It's the same thing with your old ass hobbit.
It's your stunning personality!
Im sorry youre going to hell. Hate the sin love the sinner.
i played BG3, completely ignoring all that cringe nerd romance bullshit because im not a loser, and what is left of that game is uh.... a bright forest, a dark forest, and the ugliest unfinished city ever made in an RPG with some non-sex related dialogues to push the story forward.
i am absolutely baffled why this game is getting rated higher than 3/10.
i just dont get it.
i thought maybe at least the combat will be fun and exciting - but nope.
its some mobile game point and click tier turn based horseshit for low IQ morons.
all BG3 did for me, was make me reinstall Neverwinter Nights 2 lol.
>spreadsheet gay filtered by an actual roleplaying game
>an actual roleplaying game is a board game where none of your choices matter
Go Khave a nice day.
>cringe nerd shit
>Plays a dungeon crawler CRPG from 20 years ago to be a contrarian and stick it to the random people online
To a thinking person, this would underscore how comparatively cheesy and cringe BG3 must be. And it -is- cringe and cheesy, if you haven't spent the last 10 years playing overblown AAA RPG's for normies as your only point of reference.
The funny thing is, NWN2 is full of shit you could've referenced to claim hypocrisy. I'm not sure you even realized that. You just heard the little bell inside your head, signalling somebody's insulted something you like, and out comes the flimsy hipfire insult.
Welcome to Earth.
People have shit taste, low thresholds for quality, are smitten by numb, pandering content, and lack the scope of vision to realize.
>hey I need those artifacts to live, can you spare one
>uh sure, I don't need this one anyways, enjoy
the very next night
>hey, so wanna come to my tent and I will show you a magic trick?
yeah I was totally obviously flirting with him my bad
>meet the Emperor, the Illithid behind everything
>talk to him for 15 seconds
>I WANT TO SUCK YOUR TENTACLES AND GOBBLE YOUR BALLS, PLEASE CUM INSIDE ME
im in act 3.
im just pressing SPACE to ignore all the dialogues because i cant cope with this shit writing anymore.
i cheesed to Cazador fight by casting DAYLIGHT on his cascet.
hopefully i can finish this shit game without having to suffer even 1 more turn based combat.
>Over 40% of all pedos are homosexuals, while you homosexuals are only 0.4% of the population
Source?
>So its morally correct to wipe you out from existence
Are you underage? How do you not find it pathetic to threaten to murder people on an internet forum? Do you realize how easy it would be to tip the fbi on you?
>Larian writing
That is NOT a pixie, that's a man.
I forgot does autism make you not understand jokes?
>haha the pixie said fart how subversive
Damn I thought the no personality chud meme was a joke, let me guess, the pixie and circus monster made a joke and trillions must die?
>you don't like fart jokes you must be a /misc/troon
Smartest Lariandrone.
>you don't like fart jokes you must be a /misc/troon
Yes basically
Well shit, call me Ted Kaczynski.
>fart jokes are so funny hahahahha
>i get real upset when someone doesn't find a hecking good fart joke funny
>and get ready, because i like to whine about nazis, i bet you're all nazis if you don't piss and shit your pants for fart jokes like i do
kek, ok
Jokes are supposed to be funny.
I'm kind of tired of western industrialized media.
If you only knew about the west from the media it produced you would come to the following conclusions l
>The few remaining straight white males are all turbo evil
>Blacks and browns all live and thrive in perfect harmony and are the majority of the population
>Being straight in the west is an anomaly
>Gays are always witty and intelligent
>The women can somehow be on par or out compete the men.
>Communist values and morality are the norm
>Gays are always witty and intelligent
well those things are always comparative. Compared to you I would think most gays fare better in conversation.
>Being straight in the west is an anomaly
You probably don't know it but there is this (purposefully) provocative joke that there is no straight man only homos who frick other men and homos who frick women to get noticed by other men.
>Communist values and morality are the norm
Man, I wish I could extract valuable marxist-leninist doctrines out of fricking baldur gates 3, it must be nice to be as deranged as Ripper from doc strangelove: to see communism every time something vaguely displeases you, vaguely challenges whatever mundane and slightly off putting opinion you got years ago and never bothered to update.
Have sympathy, these people are clearly missing their vital essence.
>be maxed out on charisma, still fail over half the persuasion speech checks
>get fricked over in combat cause I have no health and weak as shit
Great game
>pickpocket number is -2
>I somehow get detected
The rolls in this game are literal rigged bullshit how on earth can you roll a negative number lmfao