This game looks gay as fuck and I’m for real judging you if you play it
This game looks gay as fuck and Im for real judging you if you play it
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This game looks gay as fuck and I’m for real judging you if you play it
ok
Pissed chud
Fucking queer
yes
You will never be a woman.
After gaming for 20 years I can tell you that gayer the game looks, the more fun it has.
Is this true? Let me check.
>Sly cooper series
If you think about it, it's just a bunch of furries doing furry shit. Gay. Check
>Metal Gear Solid
Well...there's some gay in there, but I don't know how to put my finger on it. Check.
>Outer Wilds
It's sort of cutesy and gay in a 'in touch with your emotions' way. Check.
It checks out. Gay means good. Wait...
>there's some gay in there
Snake and Revolver's dynamic is very homoerotic
this game made me go on hrt, i stil identify as a man though
based redpilled femboy, fuck trannies.
keep buying hormones from the big pharma, keep wearing panties and bras and keep damaging your anus with 12 inch dildos, but do NOT use she/her pronouns, that's where we draw the mental illness' line
hrt femboys are fucking gross
nasty little estrogen boobs
i hate /lgbt/
Unironically this. For the sake of my penis this world needs more femboys.
Based. The most masculine display of dominance is turning a lesser weaker man into a sex toy. Romans understood this and they conquered half the known world.
>Sex toy
I want to love, support and cuddle with them as a husband, not view them solely as dehumanized sex objects. I prefer stuff like handholding on the beach or watching films together in bed at night than gross sex that degrades them. Most manly thing you can do is love, support, and care for another man and not to judge them for who they are. Being feminine or submissive doesn't equate to being lesser as a person, if anything it allows you to be more emotionally involved and carefree. No swearing, no dirty stuff, no alcohol, no smoking. What happened to a basic trad gay relationship that isn't degenerate? That's all I want. A comfy gay relationship on a farm raising chickens.
Surprisingly wholesome post.
>gays/chuds rope yourself
nobody will ever love or accept you and most people who do are only pretending
As long as I can't tell that they're pretending who cares?
>nobody will ever love or accept you
that sounds like your projecting 🙁
if you just try to fundamentally change as a person you can make it anon
Estrogen cups are cringe, I need cute flat male chests goddamnit.
>male chests
>cute
D-do girls really think this?
…what?
literally this, I don't care if you're taking drugs or whatever but don't cut your cock off and don't call yourself a woman and we're gucci
hot, hot, hot
whats the issue?
Dude what the fuck is wrong with you.
He is a mentally ill brownoid
calm down, Mr. Beast
The only difference between femboys and trannies is semantics. They're both males that take estrogen to feminize themselves
Why are White "people" like this? Is this why they're declining in population?
Main target of gnomish propaganda. Strong White men historically are the only ones that have stopped them from taking over the world. But don't fool yourself into thinking nonwhites don't do this shit too. Blacks are gay as fuck but they don't see it as gay. That once episode of CSI was surprisingly accurate in that regard.
>Whites are affected by the propaganda
>Every other race is just gay
Anons don't really think this do they?
its just that its a good thing when other races are affected too. It's an unintended consequence of the propaganda. They're not gods, after all, they do make mistakes in their efforts to control the world
If they're trying to control the world then that means they intend to go after everyone.
well you pick the ones that give you the most competition first dinnae
then Whites would be last since they are outnumbered 1:10
>playing whites as a swarm faction
doing it wrong, white gameplay is all about high cost high function units
Maybe if whites played a go wide strategy we wouldn't have to deal with garden gnomes
>Strong White men
Like Hadrian?
>CSI
Law and Order
It's so weird how these garden gnomes are so powerful, omnipresent, and control every single person, plant, animal, and other living thing like mindless puppets with such ease. Yet the Christian god for some reason allows them to humiliate and destroy his creations without a care.
Gods don't interfere in humans problems.
He just establishes the rules.
>Gods don't interfere in humans problems.
He wouldn't stop interfering in human problems in the OT.
>Strong White men historically are the only ones that have stopped them from taking over the world
cope. White m*n have enabled garden gnomes throughout history because they're just like them
kys moron garden gnome gay
Are you all retarded. Whites are the least gay demographic. Meme white people all you want but real life doesn’t agree with you
Thats cringe
I'm a boy myself and even I know not to not take mental illness pills
Those things genuinely fuck up your body if taken long enough, I don't respect it
>he thinks that tendies give a single shit
Worse than that
>he thinks ANYONE gives a single shit what he thinks
Tranime is real
It's true. The soft, pastel, effeminate art style and fugly character design are a part of what ruined nuZelda for me. The tranime aesthetic sucks.
We will never get a cool dark medieval fantasy Zelda again, because Nintendo's boomer marketing division thinks their entire audience is represented by chuds on twitter and Reddit
>cool dark medieval fantasy Zelda
OoT had a tranime harem of little girls for the effeminate forest twink to court, while the entire game was less dark and menacing than quest 64. Zelda has always been a cartoon series for children and your headcanon fan art doesn't change the truth.
You are mentally ill
>Refers to child Link as a twink
>Sexualizes weird forest children
You're a fucking mentally ill pedophile. You don't get an opinion
>why are these japanese games full of cute characters, bright colors and effeminacy? could it be because that's a central pillar of their entire culture?
>uhhhhh no it must be because of reddit or something
Is there a group of Zelda fans more deluded than the ones who view anything beyond OoT Adult Link as an insult to their masculinity?
>Acknowledges Zelda game style has become effeminate as hell
Ok, nice strawman though
How is it a strawman when in every TOTK thread there are people sharting their balls off in frothing rage over "chud" Link and screaming about how manly all the other Links in the franchise are compared to him and it's somehow draining them of all their T.
OoT was the original one to both embrace popular anime artstyles and make link bishonen. Still the goat design though.
cant blame big N for catering to their audience
>this game made me go on hrt, i stil identify as a man though
Why should I care about what a moronloving zoomer has to say
link is a slut who deserves to be dicked down by real men (such as myself)
Look how they massacred my boy
>Oh no Anon Ganker will judge me oh no
>Oh no Anon typed words on an ironic south Indonesian silk farm posting slate and can’t even talk about things that are liked
>Rather Anon only perpetuates in Le arguments rather than having a good time talking about things.
Well I’m having fun with my game. Enjoy your internet Schizo-Simulator.
I love making Link wear revealing outfits, it turns me on in an extremely gay way. It's the Miner's Top for me
why is half of Ganker like this and the other half extremely, violently racist?
Ganker has always been by far in a way the gayest of the major Ganker boards. Also there’s more overlap beyond the gays and the racists than you’d think.
What makes you think the gays aren’t also racist
There's significant overlap.
Ganker was always gay from day one, the other half are election tourists
Racism is camp, always has been. Gay culture is extremely histrionic and judgemental. Nazis were gay as hell and Trump behaves like a straight up bitchy queen.
I fit none of your categories.
95% of Ganker are porn-addicts, severely mentally-ill(same thing), and majority ugly. They can't nor will ever attract a female, so somewhere along the way due to their severe porn-addiction and mental-illness, they started getting off to males.
The other 5% are staggeringly ugly but believe they're loved by everyone because they saw a WMAF couple on Facebook.
There are a lot of men who are gay not necessarily out of love for men but out of sheer hatred for women. The cliche that gays are woman's best friend is a lie.
Not sure what exactly is meant to prevent me from being both.
Sex
With Anubis
we all time warped from ancient rome
Those are literally the same people before and after post-nut clarity
Listen. I just wanted to play video games. Then gamergate happened, gays descended on this board, trump became president, and some garden gnomes started overtly ushering in the gay world order.
So ya, I'm violently racist now. Who the fuck cares. Total moron death, gas the garden gnomes, race war now
>I just wanted to play video games
No you didn't gay, you posted in GG threads 10 hours a day
>you posted in GG threads 10 hours a day
No time to, gay! Had to pump out white babies. I'm not sorry your neo-vagina never worked out. You fell for the meme. Just remember, everybody in the whole fucking room can smell you at all times and they hate you for it.
glow
Say it with me.
National
Socialism.
People like you are why I encourage the left to be as radical as they want to be. Someone who was apathetic about politics 10 years ago is now a radical thanks to them. Progressives do more for our cause them David Duke could have ever dreamed.
>2 more weeks trust the plan
You're a loser. Say it with me "I'm a loser and my race is going extinct"
None of your radicalization will do anything
If that was the case they wouldn't need to run their propaganda 24/7 on every media outlet.
If it wasn't the case whites would've done something after the stolen 2020 election, instead anytime whites try to do anything it's either some fat NEET schizo lone wolf or everyone is so paranoid over glowies that no one does shit and anyone who calls for people to do shit gets shouted down as a glowie
>Violently racist
Lmao a vast majority of white racists are not violent about their beliefs. We're too busy having jobs and caring about our normie reputation. If racists were actually based like that and violent you'd see a moron beating across the country on a daily basis
>other half
Since 2016/17 Ganker became more mainstream, was sold to a japanese company and more and more fags and chuds came here. Most of the oldfags that made the site great left for other sites and it turned to shit for the most part.. Then again Ganker is also full of mentally ill retards, so some of the users might have fallen into the chud trap as well.
I'm not rayscis but I'm very homophobic.
Why do I keep coming here?
I love femboys/traps and I'm violently racist both. They aren't mutually exclusive.
>Violently racist
Oh yeah? When was the last time you beat the shit out of some moron. There are no violent racists anymore. All racists have been pussified and 98% of the time their racism is strictly relegated to anonymous online posting
I thought 'violently' was being use to mean 'extremely'?
Yeah and a man can be a woman and there is no objective truth or definition anymore. Everything is subjective and can be subverted by garden gnomes. Congratulations, with ideas like this it's clear the left has built such a strong foundation for the future of society
No, I think this is a case of you not understanding figurative English. It's like people saying 'literally' to mean 'figuratively'. It's just a form of figurative hyperbole, every language does this.
No I think it's a case of white nationalists being completely castrated and pussified yet still trying to act like the white race is still strong and proud, completely oblivious to how cowardly whites have actually become. It's living in delusion. It's literally like being connected to the Matrix where you pretend everything is fine and dandy when in reality whites are being culled
>Muh 6 gorillion yt pipos!!!
You sound like a garden gnome, and a moron.
A morongarden gnome.
You and I are talking about two different things.
And how, exactly, are you being "culled"? Your kind proudly proclaims how much you hate real women and wouldn't touch a pussy to save your own lives, don't lash out at everyone else over your failure at being men.
Those are browncels. White men are colonizing on the regular. Statistics prove that white men are the most desirable partners for women of literally all races. Cope over it, ricedick
Weird, all the incels I see in the news, on twitter, and elsewhere are white.
>Seung hui cho
Uh, yo kiro Taco Bell?
A lot of school shooters are also Hispanic, yes.
In which country? Certainly not in the US.
The other half are election tourists that don't actually play video games and are here just to spread alt-right propaganda.
>Anon doesn't know that the racist and the gay people are literally the same people.
Anon....
>why is Ganker so gay and racist?
The anklet on this one turns me on so much it's unreal.
what set is that aaaaaaa
Charged armor set.
Where do I get the top for this? i got the ice and fire ones...
>links chinese unicorn impression
AUHGHHH my ulcerr
It sucks that the armor is useless gameplay wise though
>"Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down."
Why did they double down on the slutty Link outfits?
Did they double down? They removed the Gerudo outfit.
what outfit is that
Never played a zelda game but I saw the porn of Link and Zelda licking green dicks and so think you're not wrong to judge, this series is cucked
ok hot
i want to have sex with link
God, I want to see Link with huge muscles wearing the barbarian outfit.
>BREAKING: closeted homosexual lashes out at perceived gayry
amazing stuff, thanks for making this thread OP
It really is. At least there are still some decent costumes but still. Zelda has always had some flamboyant characters but these two games have the most obvious homosexual subtext of the series.
>subtext
What's subtextual about it? Japs (and 99% of normal people) think this shit is absolutely hilarious, it's only keyboard culture warrior retards like you who see an issue with it
Who holds the Pad and making the Photo?
Built in tripod
Can you make Link dance?
This is like the 5th time I've seen this today. Are the kiddies just now seeing it for the first time?
Link is trans. At least in this and botw. There's no way that scrawny little sissy bitch dwarfed by every Hylian male wasn't born a woman.
It's more that it's made to pander to women, which is why Link is a femboy that the game forcibly strips you down to underwear at times and otherwise has lots of slutwear, while the women are all heavily covered up save for Gerudo who are mostly ugly anyway and great fairies who are fat drag queens.
Pandering to Japanese women also means you're simultaneously pandering to American fags.
Judge all you want, Buttercup. Nobody's impressed by some autistic child on an anonymous anime board..
>that outfit looks gay
>don't wear it, then
...BUT
>thinks we care
uhhhh sweatie don't you know the only way to experience real adventure is to play as a tremendous gay in a faggy pastel world
I do not care.
You do not pay my bills.
For the Japanese Link is super masculine. For them being big and buff is actually gay as fuck while a slim and fit guy like Link epitomizes masculinity.
He's even beyond bishounen pussy destroyer at this point.
>get to the end of a shrine
>just as I get a dopamine hit for completing the challenge, I see an image of a woman and a goat joined in beautiful matrimony
I've done this 100 times and I love goats now for some reason.
Pavlov wept.
Wait till you see the chud hat in Hatano Village.
I like to imagine at some point Aonuma or Miyamoto walked through the room during development, saw some of these costumes, had a flashback to the good old days when they were young men bringing their hero to life, then shook their head and walked away.
Fucking idiot, Link has been deliberately made to be a pretty boy since OOT, look up some interviews where they talk in length how they went out of their way to make Link attractive to girls.
Attractive Hero Chad vs ftm chud manlet crossdresser
Miyamoto was quoted murmuring something about "no sexy blue vixens" before shuffling out of the room
>fgsfds
I finally understood what objectification felt like when I played TotK, Link is shirtless in a skirt for like 2 whole hours during the tutorial as I was desperately looking for clothes to put on him
I bet fujos were eating good that day
Link is literally made for BBC
I fucking hate the wokeshit that's resulted in fags shitting everything up even on Ganker
I laugh my ass off at you robots who mindlessly chant "woke" at anything and everything because your politicians made throwing tantrums about it their national platforms.
That's okay. I myself think people that try hard at sports games just all have repressed daddy issues, and they subconsciously try in game to be the athlete that would win daddies approval
Regardless of the reason, sports games are the absolute bottom of the barrel for video games. Well until mobile games came around.
You write like a moron and I'm judging you as a moron for it.
Who gives a shit what a Hispanic thinks?
>for real
go back
how do i continue the gerudo temple questline? riju says that i should look for.. pillars of fire and connect them with light?
You need to look for pillars of fire and connect them with light
Read the hint again bozo
i dun getuh
what do you think it means when it says to turn your back to the throne and look out?
I love this game, but you are right that they faggyfied Link too much this time.
>2003: I want to be Link
>2023: I want to be in Link
Why did they make him so fuckable?
I have wanted to be Ganondorf since Melee. It's why I lift.
>Ganker in the mid-2000's
>"everyone is gay for Bridget"
>invents the word trap
>/cm/ gets created to contain bishie-posting
>Ganker now
>"the Juice want to gain control of the world by making everyone fap to girly boys!!"
Not the garden gnomes in this case, just perverted Japs but the garden gnomes certainly aren't going to stop them from spreading their sissy fetish to impressionable young men with absentee or weak fathers.
So the garden gnomes made it where white men can't control themselves around young boys and girls and feel the need to sexualize them?
Exactly. White people are extremely weak-minded which made it easy for the garden gnomes to take control of their brains and turn them into everything you see today.
the old Ganker is dead thanks to a decade+ long eternal september
I can imagine how you'd think that game is gay if you watch a ton of gay porn all day
Oh, for real?
I'm gay
>Actually
Nobody cares you retard
>But white chocolate isn't real chocolACK
SHUT UP
>a literal nobody on the internet judges me
Damn, thats rough. I think I'll be alright tho.
I liked how the Barbarian leg wraps make Link take off his underwear to put on shorter shorts
His classic tunic costume has even shorter shorts than that.
Just barely maybe, but I prefer the leg paint
>OP is obsessed with homosexuals
That's very gay of you OP. You are obviously in the closet and in denial.
>nintendo sees 16k results for link gay porn on r34 alone
>eyes turn into yen signs
simple as. they're just catering to their audience, which now seems to be sexually confused zoomers with a penchant for androgynous twinks. why do you think other jap studios make their female characters look like plastic bimbos? because they're "based"? they know sex sells, and when they see a trend, they're willing to sacrifice everything, integrity, coherence, professionalism, in order to get as much dough as possible.
I swear devs commission r34 of their games to market it to coomers.
hopefully the mentally ill retards will have roped when the next comes out
ayyy caramba, adios straightbros.
This boy ruined a whole generation of men.
I don't like this model. I prefer his BotW face.
literally me
Id be happier if most porn with him was better. Never quite gets the twink butt slut angle right.
What do you mean?
Not even remotely the best boy in his own game. Plus that model looks fucking awful.
You're just a furry.
giwtwm
phew
Cute belly chain.
why not just give this a pussy?
I don't think you understand the appeal for most of us.
Ew, what are you? Gay?
That would make it boring.
For me it was Toon Link in Minish Cap. He did something to me as a kid
Femboyism is just chudism without the semantical games, it's the same emasculating homosexual sterilization of white men by the greater agenda of the cathedral of Moloch
who asked?
you literally do not have sex with women, so your opinion is irrelevant
this, its like the prison culture shit aimed at white guys
But what does Zelda wear and what is the status of her butt in this one?
>make game that looks like a moving painting
>shitposter on v is mad because it doesn't look as good as his favorite horizon game
I can't hear you over the sound of 10 million 10/10 reviews. I'm glad you're graphics are nice aloy. But you still look like a fat gay youtuber who eats himself to death.
>This game is full of dicks and I will cross my arms and frown if you play it
looks hot, picked up
My friend's younger brother is literally this. We all used to play Zelda game's together as little kids, and we all ended up meeting up one time when Breath of the Wild came out. His brother had dropped out of college due to "mental struggles", he had been studying game design, grew long hair and seemed kind of strange and autistic at that time. Years later my friend told me his friend had become a chud. He literally is the living embodiment of this meme.
I don't know what the fuck it is about game development majors man...
*his brother had become rather
difference is everyone knew crack was bad for you but HRT gets recommended if you so much as touch a doll when you're a young kid
>but HRT gets recommended if you so much as touch a doll when you're a young kid
Maybe in some other universe that's true.
That's okay anon, I'm sure people judge you for far worse
Ditto
>frfr nocap bruh
kys
>But fucking a man is a display of complete submission, he's the one supposed to do the fucking but he's instead bending over
this anon gets it though I want to be the one bending over
But that's the gay ass Link from BoTW, for what I've seen ToTK Link is more manly after aging... right?
This. Gay sex can be absolutely beautiful and you're an even bigger fag than most of the people ITT if you can't see that.
There's nothing beautiful about putting your cock in a man's large intestines full of fecal matter. Not natural either. You weren't born that way.
It's okay bro, the Greeks did it!
They also practiced bestiality and pederasty, but it's okay cause it's their culture!
But it is fine to stick you cock inside a woman's shit-filled asshole?
Gays create history. Aristotle and Mozart were gay. Cope more.
>mozart
>gay
bro
>Japan's population is declining
>Let's make our most iconic characters look as gay as possible and let incels know they can still get princess pussy
Nintendo has a plan.
Their population decline has nothing to do with incels and everything to do with it being extremely difficult to have and raise kids in a culture where work and subservience to corporations allow no time and little money to have and raise kids.
Do you people need to rage about something at least four times a day or else you'll dematerialize and vanish into the ether?
I came here expecting a gay Link thread, I dunno about the usual complaining fags
Ganker had a month-long meltdown over the SMTV guy too, it's to be expected at this point.
Why is there no BOTW Link x Nahobino art?
month-long fap sesh more like
it's a girly game for gay manbabies
so you're saying it would be straight to fuck Buck Angel???
Yes. Buck Angel is a woman. You and most straight men would find her to be very ugly, but that doesn't change that she's a woman. If you think fucking her is gay, then you think someone fucking *any* woman you find to be unattractive is gay. Words mean things for a reason.
lmao okay gay
I think that's my line
>no u
thanks for conceding.
i will be having sex with big, manly, hairy greeks while you rage on the.internet because your not getting touched, so I wont be reading any more replies
???
>greeks
>big
They are "ugly" to straight men because they are masculine, retard. You're not attracted to chromosomes or some stupid polshit, you're attracted to specific sexual characteristics. Which is why trans women ARE real women. Choke on it, gay.
Being attracted to something has no bearing on the fact you will never be a woman gay. An ugly woman is still a woman and a genetic mistake like you will always need medical intervention to be AT BEST a 4/10 till you hit your 30's where it's all downhill from there.
I mean, she is a woman, she just got californicated for living to long in Los Angeles.
You for real a moron
gosh I wanna fuck link
The only thing wrong with how it looks is that the devs apparently decided other things should act based on your location, not their own.
Plants that glow, glow when YOU are in a cave even if it's daylight where they're sitting, for example.
Only "bug" I have found in 1.0 and it's completely unimportant even if it was unintentional.
>looking in at all these screaming 4chanfags and their ruined fun while I just devour all the riju and twink-link fanart
>game is a blast and also Link can wear a backless dress.
Yes, hahaha...YES!
You'll die alone with no lineage or lasting impact on this existence
So where do I get the gerudo set?
no gerudo set this time, they make up for it with super twinky stuff like the frostbite set
>...and I’m for real judging you if you play it
Oh no! Anyways...
Link is only for Tauro.
Is he a Gerudo?
He's not king of Gerudo, so probably not.
Probably pacific islander like the ona ona guys.
Dude reminds me of Chad from Bleach, who was a Mexican
Learn to cope.
Around 2015 when I started seeing black sun gay and transgender video edits being posted sincerely, I realized politics are kinda fucking stupid and/or boring normalfag shit in most other cases and that I don't give a shit about anything besides my extremely close family and friends.
Freaks gonna freak and I got more important shit to think about like asian chicks with fat asses, white girls with glasses and flat tits, black broads with humongous honkers and dick sucking lips, and anime dicky/hags.
its literally just
>brown femboy enjoyers vs white femboy enjoyers
>Esl
literally THE WORDST VERSION OF FEMBOY LINK
No taste, as usual
These games have made me depressed that I'll never be a cute twink
Just lose weight and shave, if ugly face then use a facemask. it ain't that hard
>bro just change your entire genetic structure it ain't hard
Get (male) psychiatric help and start lifting weights. Please.
Every psychiatrist I've ever seen was female
k
God I want to tear his tiny little ass in half
>Implying Link wouldn't demolish you
Buddy it's 2023 and being gay is one of the least meaningful qualities a person can have.
And who cares what you of all people think? You post on Ganker, no one worth anything comes here.
Everytime I tried to play this gay shit in vulkan it instantly crashes in the overworld everytime. Runs fine in the opening so it's not like my hardware is too weak. Opengl just straight up runs like total shit just because I use amd. Ryujinx also runs like shit no matter what but it doesn't crash atleast. Fix yo game nintendo.
sexxoo
I hate the chud menace, they are taking all the cute boys and turning them into abominations
yeah
i want this outfit
>Sheikah head
>Frostbite chest
>archaic legs
There.
I meant I want it in REAL life
its just a good fun game
>Draw a woman
>Call it a male
YOU'RE GEY NOW
Big boi butt
Bros, how do I get a femboy bf?
They aren't worth it. 99% of them are pretty boring and make the femboy thing their entire defining personality.
t. femboy
It's not gay if the person looks like a chick, bro
Yeah, I kind of assume if you like Zelda you are an LGBT person.
I do the same, but with white people and screwing animals.
Child bearing hips don't lie
BUILT
>for real
Don't you have an NBA game thread to post in, Tyrone?
Hey OP, I'm playing it.
Link is a SLUT