>I got word of a settlement that needs your help. Here, I'll mark it on your map
Suddenly he can't kill me anymore since I'm now an essential NPC.
/thread
Humph...You're going down with the ship, boy. My father designed this battleship. Think of it as a nice roomy coffin. I'm sure it'll keep you warm on your way to hell! Ha ha ha...Ha ha ha ha ha!
I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's emperor, but for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in darkness, a doom sweeps the land. This is the 27th of Last Seed, the year of Akatosh, 433. These are the closing days of the third era, and the final seconds of my life.
"What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy."
Ay homie don't hate me cause I'm beautiful homie. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut, you'd get some b***hes on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops frickin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fricking with. Nigggaaa
A vidya quote
What do you say?
"You are in a comfortable tunnel like hall To the east there is the round green door "
Try a salad next time.
CASH, I MADE YOU!
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
MY LIFE FOR HIRE
Bing! Bing! Wahoo!
MEIN LEBEN!
7 minutes. 7 minutes is all i can spare to play with you
A warrior has fallen.
Ahem
*inhales*
"To unite America and the entire world..."
Kill me or release me, but do not waste my time
What are you going to do? Slay me?
Help me Leon! Haaaallllppp!
NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
Baka Baka! Baka Baka!
Show me your motivation.
>You're black.
BOOMER
You're pretty good.
>I got word of a settlement that needs your help. Here, I'll mark it on your map
Suddenly he can't kill me anymore since I'm now an essential NPC.
/thread
That day, if our positions were switched... Would our fates be different? Would I have your life, and you mine?
Come on, don't be like that. Have a cigar.
>I can't win this.
>But I can make damn sure none of you do, either.
>Ohohohoo! Majestic! A hunter is a hunter even in a dream!
Try to get your combat multiplier even higher
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee...
Our men are running from the battlefield! Shamefur dispray!
Heroes are forged in agony
>Have you heard of the high elves?
BOOMER!
If you kill me you're gay
Your move hombre
Doktor, turn off my pain inhibitors.
SHAUN!
chicken-wuss
YEAH! WHO WON THE LOTTERY? I DID! SMELL THAT AIR! COULDN’T YA JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOZE! bye.
Whatchu want?
Laputan machine
>I AM NOT A MACHI-
Based, I hope they have orange drinks in hell. 🙂
Loss is part of growing up, isn't it? Part of growing up is accepting the inevitability of death. The inevitability, Mr. Miller, of death.
LET'S ROCK WITH OUR wiener
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
I HOPE YOU DEVELOP A POX IN THAT HAND
?si=ofn6Py80KE1gWNi3
If only we had comet sense...
unfortunately such a thing is a diamond dozen
I read the entirety of The Bible as it appears in the hit PC game "The Bible".
>Bet you didn't expect to die today
>SURPRISE!
I've seen the beginning and end of our story, however, and the tale is crude and ill-conceived. We must rewrite the ending of it, you and I.
"Omae wo shindeiru" but with russian subtitles
You will see me one more time if you do good. You will see me two more times if you do bad.
FIRST IM GONNA TAKE YOUR RIDE
THEN IM GONNA TAKE YOUR GIRL
Wow, this Fortress really has made us 2 into a Team.
CHAOS CONTROL
>For the massacre of the reds. Chin is a killer machine. Wipe out all 1.2 billion of the red communists!
GIRUGAMESH!
I yield! I yield!
?si=piH_CX7JFUzbSiqr
>"I need a weap-ACK"
The GEP gun is the most silent way to take down Manderley.
Humph...You're going down with the ship, boy. My father designed this battleship. Think of it as a nice roomy coffin. I'm sure it'll keep you warm on your way to hell! Ha ha ha...Ha ha ha ha ha!
Thy kind are all of a piece... Pillagers, emboldened by the flame of ambition!
THE LOATHSOME DUNGEATER
It's good to see a friendly face. Almost took you for a raider, I did. Name's Malcolm. Malcolm Holmes
B5-92 INITIALIZE FACTORY RESET
GAMMA 7 1 EPSILON
>"Welcome home, good Hunter. What is it you desire?"
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AAAaaaAaaah yourself!
BURY ME WITH MY MONEY
We need to get you some help Eddie.
Only now have I truly
he looks like he can be easily distracted with food
You call that a knoife? THIS is a knoife.
*whips out penis*
>This is what I was made for, isn't it?
>This is why I exist.
>All right, let's do this.
Do you like hurting other people?
Geez, you still are an ugly fella. How's it been, huh?
ARES!
DESTORY MY ENEMIES, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
BING BING WAHOO!
"I'm not the one that trolled Tails"
And remember, respect is everything.
>Fricking business cards!
>I am not a machin-
Hey, my cousin, let's go bowling!
I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's emperor, but for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in darkness, a doom sweeps the land. This is the 27th of Last Seed, the year of Akatosh, 433. These are the closing days of the third era, and the final seconds of my life.
"What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy."
>Look behind you, a three headed monkey!
wew
Ay homie don't hate me cause I'm beautiful homie. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut, you'd get some b***hes on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops frickin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fricking with. Nigggaaa
NANOMACHINES, SON!
Hell yeah
It's almost harvesting season!
HEY, HEY COME ON WHAT'S UP?!
I would just run.
Unless I have my bat at hand, in which case I will kill him first.
He looks slow and easily tired out.
Hope you've got a good aim. He's got a lot of padding
Away with you vile beggar!
Laputan Machine
Spare the others.
I'm ready
They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you, you will be worse. Rip and tear until it is done.
Mamma mia!