This has to be one of the most excruciatingly painful boss fights I've ever endured.

This has to be one of the most excruciatingly painful boss fights I've ever endured. The amount of shit flying at you, the game constantly dropping to an abysmal framerate, the knockback and control freeze up... it's all fricked.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    just play zero mission

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's shit. It made the game far easier and added that stupid part at the end where you play with the suit.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The art style is horrendous too, it took what I disliked about fusion and made it worse.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        *without the suit

        The art style is horrendous too, it took what I disliked about fusion and made it worse.

        Both of you are good examples of morons who substitute contrarianism for a personality.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Metroid Planets

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's cool that they made it such a gauntlet. The fight has character. It's a bit like a multi-phase Dracula fight from a Castlevania game, but with a more organic motivation for the multiple phases (that being your need to get past the Zebetites to reach the brain). It's still pretty crude, but the fact that there are three different hazards threatening you simultaneously, plus the tight and varied terrain you're stuck dealing with, makes it more interesting than lots of boss fights from that time.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie it is iconic

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It takes like a minute to kill it. It doesn't even move. Your thread is pretty excruciating though.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's the whole point of it.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    AND HAVE YOU NOT GROWN HAVING OVERCOME IT
    YOU SHOULD BE ON YOUR KNEES THANKING NINTENDO FOR FORGING YOU INTO A MAN

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot the mf!!!

    SHOOT!

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    METROID IS NOT A GAME

    SAMUS IS REALLY A MAN

    ALWAYS HAS BEEN

    MOTHER BRAIN NEVER DIED AND HAS BEEN TRYING TO PSYCHE THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE OUT THROUGH WICKED PSYCHIC WARFARE ALL THESE YEARS

    END THE DECEPTION NOW

    DEFEAT MOTHER BRAIN AT ALL COST

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you run out of resources, the game remembers how many zebetites have been destroyed. you can retreat and farm for energy and missiles, then come back and finish the fight
    and it works as the last line of defense for Mother Brain. if all the organic threats failed, there's machinery designed to kill anything that comes in that room. it's not even particularly smart. it just keeps firing no matter what.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    > mother brain 2 hard
    bruh freeze the rinkus

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bruh freeze the rinkus
      Correct, only a limited number can spawn at one time, so freeze all of them and no more can spawn.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just make sure to go in with max health and face tank shit.
    Never try to dodge things, you're just raising your chance to fall in to lava. Just let yourself get hit while standing in a safe position so you wont fly off the platform. Then just spam missiles hard.
    Problem is you're likely trying too hard, just ignore shit and pump missiles and move on quickly and it ends up being significantly easier.
    Not like you need to have any health remaining after mother brain is dead.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Never try to dodge things, you're just raising your chance to fall in to lava. Just let yourself get hit while standing in a safe position so you wont fly off the platform. Then just spam missiles hard.
      Pretty much this. Not that it's a hard fight but it's pretty much made as a "did you collect enough shit?" check. If you have enough energy tanks and missiles you just spam them and ignore everything else.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would be cool if the mother brain had tentacles that could grab samus and rap faster than eminem

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Know you know about the economics of Metroid missles.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally beat this for the first time today. It’s hard. I kept getting knocked into the lava on the left and couldn’t get out. I had to go in with full health and only had 27 left at the end.

    Cool game. Glad to finally finish it. Shame I had to look at a map a few times but I never would’ve thought to bomb the purple ground or shoot the ceiling or that the lava was fake

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats!

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, its pretty frustrating. But that's why its called Nintendo hard.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never beat mother brain either. It was always a mediocre game but this boss fight pushed it into unplayable like you say

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