>90% of the threads about this game are about how it makes the "other side" mad
>Gameplay threads archive with ~20 posts
>Game itself looks very bland (Hogwarts was run of the mill ubislop, SB is run of the mill soulslop/parryslop)
You morons got tricked into shilling a mediocre product on culture war grounds.
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At least Hogwarts Legacy was multiplat. Imagine buying a PS5 to "own the libs".
No one is buying a PS5 for this. People who already own the console are buying it.
They already lost the war.
They are winning, apparently, since all the PC only tards are buttmad that there is a game that they can't play.
>he owns a censorshipstation 5
>it has like 4 decent games to play
>he thinks he has won anything
>he thinks I give a shit about his opinion
Later, gaystack. I'm gonna go play my PS5 and have fun. Stay fuming over the fact you can't play Stellar Blade.
You wont be going anywhere. You will continue to monitor this thread all the while pretending that you left because it kills you deep down that you wasted money on a ps5. Your sunk cost fallacy wont admit to being duped, and you have now resorted to bragging about being able to play a worse version of a game from 2017 that lied to its customers about censorship. You aren't fooling anyone.
i'm having fun with the game so I don't care what this board is sperging out about this time
You're not having fun, you're having a blast.
>I'M BLAAAASTING
I'M HAVING A BLAST GUYS
Im just buying it because i have nothing to play and the girls are cute
I wish the girls were cute. Are you telling me though that you've played EVERY single game you've wanted to play from the past forty years of gaming?
Yeah im a goystation owner and there are no games.
Girls und Panzer Dream Tank Match? Kamen Rider Battride War II? Infinite Air with Mark McMorris?
*Battride War Sousei
You sound like an unironic homosexual.
yer a wizard Stallar
You will never be a woman resetroony
Hogwarts Legacy has trannies and homosexuals wtf are you talking about?
No titty no goty
Simple as m8
Why do you care if people buy it because of culture war issues? You seem really adamant on left wingers not taking an L, have a nice day already
>be shit
>well at least it’s not diarrhea
It’s still shit
Dont know but im buying it later just to boost the sales
Gaming circlejerk edit
I hope whoever actually wants to enjoy the game is having fun with it and those who use it as a political cudgel, for one side or the other, get bed sores and skin irritation.
>I hope whoever actually wants to enjoy the game is having fun
and i hope they all die 🙂
I wonder how much they have saved in marketing funds by making this game juuust polarising enough for insane people to lose their minds over it
>drop of water in the fricking desert
>"look at this idiot and his shitty drop of water, what a shill"
Who stands out more: (allegedly) heterosexual men who pretend to take issue with "dated" and "problematic" female characters or video game enjoyers who welcome a dose of anime tiddies? What seems more fake and, dare I say: "performative"?
People who pretend a bad game is good because it has anime breasts and delude themselves into thinking that bugmen can look good
I didn't mention the game's qality at all. Strawman.
I didn't actually call them homosexual, I heavily implied that they are pretending. Don't give "some chink says". Strawman.
I assume my argument is solid, given both of you completely evaded it.
>argues like a redditor
>hits enter twice to seperate lines just like a redditor
>thinks his disingenuous argument should even be looked at sincerely
Performative? I'd say the chinks spamming this shit nonstop, saying anyone who's tired of it is a homosexual. You people just say the same fricking things over and over and it's the most pathetic performance I've ever seen.
except this game is pretty much guaranteed to bomb now
>REEE SET ERA gayS are so fricking mad they are trying to sabotage the game with reverse psychology bullshit this fricking hard.
Still buying it and there is nothing you resetera gays can do to stop me.
I was debating getting a PS5 for stellar blade, rebirth, and a few upcoming games. Just gonna try to find a realtively unused PS2 and load it up with good games instead. Il spend 1/3 of the price, even with all the upscaling and shit needed, and I wont have to deal with modern sony censorship.
>shitty left-aligned game comes out
>lefties buy them despite knowing it’s shit to own the righties
>shitty right-aligned game comes out
>righties buy them despite knowing it’s shit to own the lefties
frick. gaming would be so much better if we could just come to a compromise but instead we consume crappy products to own the other side
Hogwarts blew up because of normies who don't give a shit about culture war.
But Stellar Blade isn't woke, meanwhile JK Rowling is anti-white af but managed to trick /misc/ into supporting her lol
she even managed to trick Varg into supporting her lol
>trick
/pol/chuds are surprisingly inclusive as long as you have a common enemy
First off, most of us grew up with Harry Potter which is why we bought the game. It was peek wizard comfy.
Second even with the million estimate, Stellar Blade didn't sell near as much as Hogwarts Legacy did. I wouldn't call the sales bad for a AA game, but we aren't talking selling better then Baldur's Gate 3.