This is just Mass Effect except boring.

This is just Mass Effect except boring.
Incredibly linear, zero interesting collectibles, dialogue ranges from ok to mediocre, combat is dull.
How does this have 94% positive on steam?
I can forgive a little bit of jank for a cool IP. I really enjoyed Fallen Order, finished that quickly. I only saw the first GotG movie, but I enjoyed that as well.
Still, I'm four hours in out of twelve, and I'm considering uninstalling.
Do Marvelgays truly have zero taste?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Square Enix Marvel games are known to be mediocre. This and Avengers are kinda soulless.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Marvel as a whole is mediocre.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its Randos of The Galaxy. Not only do I not care for the movies, I don't care for the ugly npc looks they give to the heroes ever since the Avengers games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >can't use the movie likenesses or costumes
      >should we go for the comic designs?
      >frick no just get chinese knock off mcu designs and it will be fine!
      every time

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Still, I'm four hours in out of twelve
    Are you replaying or something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just checked HLTB

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I checked ICLU and fricked your mom 9 years ago so I guess your my son

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          moron

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It is fun. Something you probably can't understand. It drags on a bit by the end.
    >Mass Effect but boring
    The two games have nothing in common.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not fun. It does not engage me with its story, it does not engage me with its gameplay.
      Both of these aspects may engage you if you are a moron, which I presume to be true in your case since you clearly have never played Mass Effect yet presume to cast judgment on the similarity between the two.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well if you want to play it this way then as you said the game is praised by the general public. This means you are just a bitter contrarian who can only enjoy a game if it isn't too popular.

        With that said which part of the GotG game is a cover shooter? As you surely know the most distinct gameplay element of the ME series.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >appeal to popularity
          >the most distinct gameplay element is Mass Effect is cover shooting
          Maybe when compared specifically to this game, but no. Squad abilities, ship base, even energy weapons. Cover shooting is as much as aspect of map design as of implementation.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Borderlands 3 is Mass Effect because it has squad abilities, ship base and energy weapons

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Are you being deliberately obtuse?
              >FPS
              >randomized guns
              >cel-shaded
              >no persistent squad
              I could go on. Borderlands is closer to Halo than Mass Effect.
              Meanwhile, GotG is virtually identical in all aspects except for, as you mentioned, the lack of cover, which arguably falls under the umbrella term of worse level design and worse combat design.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Borderlands is closer to Halo
                Are you real?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Are you high on cocaine?
                Please cite examples to support your delusions.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm making fun of the fact you are trying to draw connections between completely different games. GotG doesn't have RPG mechanics, no matter how much you try to pretend it has. GotG battle system if completely different having more in common with Japanese action titles like Vanquish which is essentially a hack and slash with guns. You call it worse level design because you don't understand the point is to avoid enemy attacks in real time and punish it accordingly instead of the Mass Effect way where you take potshots until the enemy dies and shake up fortifications with abilities.
                Just because Borderlands and Halo are both sci fi and FPS games it doesn't mean they have anything in common. One is a looter shooter and the other is a classic arena FPS.
                Borderlands has more common with ANY (yes even TPS or top down) looter shooters than Halo.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >ass effect
                lol.
                lmao even.
                i'll just quote whatever this guy wrote cause i cant be fricked to deal with your moronic fricking thread

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >zoomer
                You played yourself.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that's a compliment to me, keep malding.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >RPG mechanics
                You mean the leveling system and the upgrade system?
                >but they're shit so they don't count
                Yes, that's my point, they're shit, but they're clearly present.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The gameplay is X-Men Legends/Marvel Ultimate alliance, except you're stuck on the main character and can only use the special menu of the others.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >X-Men Legends/Marvel Ultimate alliance
                When they first announced that avengers game I had my finger crossed it was just going to be those games but updated.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >i'm smarter than everyone else!
        yeah you are you fricking homosexual nerd LOL

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cool. Thanks for letting me know.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This is just Mass Effect except boring.

    So it's just Mass Effect.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's alien women

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not the half-alien daughter?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's 12.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          implying????
          and who asked??

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >model 29 year old
          >claim she's 12
          Why are leaves like this?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            More susceptible to headpats

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They measure in dog years

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >make 12 year old character
          >make her the most attractive character in the game by far
          what did square mean by this?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure Gamora isn't 12 bro

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              (You) are a homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No u

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she's adopted
        I googled it after meeting her and realizing the game had peaked and uninstalling

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >she's adopted
          its just like my step-daughter pornos

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's 12.

        she slaughtered thousands

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically had a crush on her as a child

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not that anon but something about the art style always made me uncomfortable on an existential level. Uncanny valley adjacent.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thats just a human woman with blue body paint on. lazier than most star trek aliens even

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >thats just a human woman with blue body paint on
        Yes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          1 > 5 > 4 > 2 > 3 > 6

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't watch capeshit, but when did Asian ethnicity become an alien species in a block buster movie?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She's pink.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Mantis wasn't an alien originally, she was just a Vietnamese ninja.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dropped it after 2 hours, slogfest that reveals every interesting gameplay mechanic really early on.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Story, sound and visuals are A+.
    Elevates a game with mediocre gameplay to being genuinely memorable.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I can forgive a little bit of jank for a cool IP.
    Unironically, you are everything wrong with both the film and video game industries

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Elaborate

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to strangle the homosexuals that convinced me to get it, and then myself for actually listening to them. Even watched some gameplay to double check, and it looked fine, but then playing the game is so boring.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't wait for the crack
      deserved

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This is just Mass Effect except boring.
    Imagine getting filtered by capeshit

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's finally cracked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      was "cracked" for ps4 six months ago.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not everyone has a jailbreak-able ps4

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          when the 9.00 exploit came out it was basically when everyone was on 9.00, so technically yes they did.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Remember that thing from the past
            Who gives a shit. I have a ps4 but it's on the latest firmware. There's nothing I can do

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >solve puzzle too fast. dialogue cuts off
    >look in the wrong direction. dialogue cuts off
    >finish encounter too fast. dialogue cuts off
    >take two steps ahead too fast. dialogue cuts off
    oh i see they dont want me to play the game huh. im just supposed to stand there and wait until they shut the frick up

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This game was actually pretty good, great, even, for capeshit, up until the last 30 minutes, then it just shat the bed. What the actual frick, it's like all the writers just quit and they had to wrap everything up quickly to finish the game.Basically after they defeat Raker everything after that felt like a different game altogether, the animation felt choppy and the writing felt dumber, the whole walk of pride with everyone dancing next to them and all of their "friends" showing up to tell them how amazing they are, I thought for sure we're gonna discover that it's another promise in Peter's head or something because it was so cheesy and too good to be true type of scene that i was shocked that it wasn't. And Nikki is completely ignored even tho she was the driving force of the whole adventure. She has firey red hair now, no one gonna talk about that? what exactly is she now? like, zero acknowledgment to what she's been through and she just laughs it off as if people haven't died because of her. Complete and utter disappointment, what an absolute letdown.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would have gotten it if Nova actually showed up instead of just mentioned off-hand once or twice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do you know he doesn’t show up and is mentioned a few times? Don’t tell me you’re a fricking homosexual zoomers who watches other homosexuals play games instead of playing them yourself?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Watching a playthrough of this"game" and actually playing it are almost the same thing. Gameplay is practically incidental, this could've been a Telltale game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you asking how could I have popped into threads about this game when it came, saw if a character I wanted makes a full appearance or not, and then choose to not spend $60?
        Yeah, I guess I dont CONSOOM enough.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They were likely saving him for a sequel which will never happen now that squeenix sold the company

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Personally, I don't think he would have shown up even if they got a sequel. Marvel clearly doesn't know what to do with him or Cosmic as a whole or anymore.
        Fricking GotG haven't had their own comic in like 2 years now.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >download it off of gamepass
    >have trouble running it
    >changing settings does nothing to even marginally improve performance
    How is it that games can be made to run on PS4 and XBone and yet the PC versions can't get better optimization?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i want to frick all the girls in this game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >All
      Dude you do realize that one of them is a literal child?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you enjoy marvel there is a good chance you are on the left side of the curve

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the school shooter curve?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >game gets cracked or emulated
    >all the soulless contrarian NPCs come crawling out of the woodwork
    Every single time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >people not affected by buyers remorse call it shit
      really makes you thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same thing when a game hits game pass. When mass effect legendary edition hit gp there was a mass influx of threads

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    agree, the first hour or 2 is interesting. after that it becomes a slog. combat is boring. the huddle is stupid and cringe.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They ruined nikki at the end with that shit hair

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stop being a pedo for one second

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      apparently she's a known character from the comics and that's her natural look.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >apparently she's a known character from the comics
        No she isn't

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikki_%28comics%29

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair the guardians of the galaxy were always literal whos that no one cared about before the james gunn movie.
          Honestly though I think it was to the benefit of the MCU that marvel had sold off the rights to their A list properties decades before they got bought out by disney so they had nothing left by the lower-tier characters to make movies, which put a lot less expectations on them than those iconic characters everyone knows.
          It isn't like captain america or iron man were obscure, but they were never the draws of the publisher like the x men or spiderman were.
          Think about batman, every time there's a new movie everyone compares it to their platonic ideal of batman, but before the iron man movies all anyone knew about tony stark was he had a robot suit, was kind of an butthole, and a drunk.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had to restart the Fin Fang Foom fight when he had like 1hp left because Groot refused to throw the last boulder.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Mass Effect was Mass Effect but boring.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't recall Mass Effect combat being fun.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker only cares about this game because of the little girl. They haven't actually played the game

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cause steam had a dog dhit yes/no system
    if we had a scale of like 5 or 10 the game would average ouy yo a 7 or a 6

    it's good enough to reccomend, but it is not a good game with lots of enjoyment.

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