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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    KEEP SAYIN IT

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seethe more

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick do you end up looking like that?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Consooming bingslop

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's fake

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick shitendo

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played the Zelda game; how are the building mechanics different from garry's mod?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Kojima file a patent on "cameras" yet?

  5. 11 months ago
    Analnymous

    Genshin trauma? That game btfo Zeldoids to this day despite all the differences

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't want another Genshin Impact happening again. It's Nintendo after all.

      Aren't Chinese companies untouchable? How does this stop Winnie from taking more ideas?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe they can stop distributors from releasing it internationally

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't want another Genshin Impact happening again. It's Nintendo after all.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's only bad when [Company I don't like] does it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People shat on the Ridge Racer load screen patent for more than a decade now. And Konami is far more hated than Nintendo on Ganker

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Konami is far more hated than Nintendo on Ganker
        This is Gankerintendogaf after all

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sony, Sega and Nintendo at least create hardware as well so those numbers make a bit more sense (Sega used to, I mean)
      Konami might have some pachinko patents as well, I dunno. Bandai has no excuse as far as I know

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Namco could have a bunch of old arcade patents
        Bandai produces all kinds of shit outside of video games

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Konami got every Dynasty Warriors game patented

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They're all Japanese
      2 nukes really weren't enough.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Japanese copyright law is ballistic grade israelitery. They'd copyright inhale/exhale cycles if they felt they could get away with it.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/filename/nintendo%20patent%20totk%20mechanics.jpg/

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    *patents what you've invented*

    You mad, goyim?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a moron if you don't patent your shit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        The differences are literally explained in the patents, morons

        Ganker doesn't know anything about video games.

        >t. israelites

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >following the law is israeli
          >capitalism is israeli

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            is israeli
            Yes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't played the Zelda game; how are the building mechanics different from garry's mod?

      The differences are literally explained in the patents, morons

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker doesn't know anything about video games.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker doesn't know anything about video games.

        have a nice day bingboys

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Case in point.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Case in point.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Casual idiots are something else.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shitendo is casual center, bg3 is far more complicated than any shitendo game ever. Seethe more.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's cool and all, but what does a troony movie have to do video game companies?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what does a troony movie have to do video game companies?
                Kek the tendie reveals himself to be an ESL shitskin. Never fails.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >moron actively admits he doesn't know English
                >starts bringing up some troony movie no one was even talking about
                >still doesn't explain how it relates to video games companies
                Are you on drugs?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >have to do video games
                >not have to do WITH
                There, I corrected your spiclish for you, free of charge!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is the druggie going to explain his obsession with a troony movie... or....?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >highest played on Steam
                >higher rated than tiktok
                >BETTER than tiktok
                >shits on jarpig nipslop
                You slant eyed shills just keep getting fricked kek

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >played
                Already went wrong. You still haven't explained this random obsession with a troony movie.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if I keep lying I'll be able to cope with the fact my chink masters got owned by a small indie developer

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >lying
                What lie? You literally brought up a troony movie for no reason.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's ok little tendie, you can always review bomb!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's ok
                No, being obsessed with a traanny movie is not okay. Have you not played a video game before?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's ok
                >No, being obsessed with a traanny movie is not okay. Have you not played a video game before?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Will she ever answer why she cares about some troony movie and randomly brought it up?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >some troony movie
                tiktok?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why is she so afraid to answer why she cares about some troony movie and randomly brought it up?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              What does Pedobear have to do with Nintendo?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the line when it comes to patents? Why hasn't someone copywritten jumping or aiming down sights in vidya?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It already exists and they can't make a convincing argument for what's new. They have to come up with some little twists which are what's being patented.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you look it up, a key part of patenting is that the idea has to be "non-obvious" to someone else already working the same field. I think that part is very much open to interpretation by the patent officers though.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know Nintendo patented 4 homies in a row?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being so shook by TotK's success that you live like this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tiktok
      >success
      They got BTFO by CRPG kino

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Speaking of tiktok, I've been getting some BG3 videos on there. Literally all of them, are about which character you want to frick, and genital discussion.
        All of the TotK videos are about mechanics, builds, how hype the music is, the feels the story makes them feel, calling Tulin "baby".

        It really goes to show what kinds of games they are. What people get from their experiences. One is a glorified dating sim for normalgays, and the other is an actual game. Though, admittedly, a casual one.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It really goes to show what kinds of games they are. What people get from their experiences. One is a glorified dating sim for normalgays, and the other is an actual game. Though, admittedly, a casual one.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            But I pirated the game myself.
            What will you do now? Switch up your narrative and call Nintendo fans poor?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >over 7 days time played in a shitty gmod
              wew tendies really are insame

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's normal for the scale of the game. 188 hours. It's called exploring. You should try it. There's more to the game, than trying to get into some elf man's bussy.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >exploring the same fricking world
                Talk about moronic, real exploration is done in BG3

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's been like 4 hours, you're still going on about this troony movie?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tendies need bing bing every waking moment to have a game, real gamers enjoy slow burn CRPGs like these. Real D&D kino.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What does that have to do with some troony movie you're still going on about?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This game? The third installation in a beloved franchise? One that has exceeded everyone's expectations, even here?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >game
                What?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, it's a CRPG. A genre inherently anti casual, anti bingoid.

                There is absolutely no way that this patent get greenlit. There are bound to be countless examples of games that use exactly this solution for objects that carry characters along with them in 3d engines and someone will undoubtedly raise their hand.

                Nintendo's lawyers are also high off their own farts after a series of victories over petty pirates and literal nobodies. Japanese copyright law is absolutely fricking moronic. Internationally, no one would take this shit seriously and they would, and should, be told to go frick themselves by literally anyone who had built a similar solution prior.

                asiatics are moronic and think the world revolves around them just because they made a few games with a fat Italian for kids before.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's a CRPG
                Now that's a good one.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still here seething? Good, can't wait until you see it take GOTY.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's just funny, why is this casual idiot pretending a troony movie is a CRPG?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Buck broken

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You got some good jokes. It might on people who didn't play them though.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >casually overtakes bing bing boing
                lol

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This casual idiot is really funny. Next, he's going to say DoS2 was good!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                bing bing wahoo!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tell me, was the armor good or bad?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >asiatics are moronic and think the world revolves around them just because they made a few games with a fat Italian for kids before.
                I'm not a vidya code expert, but didn't Rockstar basically already do the object speed = player character speed thing for GTA?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It really goes to show what kinds of games they are.
          yeah BG3 is a game for adults and TotK is a kid's game.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            BG3 is the "have sex, touch grass, you must be fun at parties" game.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo is shit
    Wow such a surprise

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that a figurine? looks pretty realistic

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even understand how this could be a controversial statement.

    I grew up with Zelda games, so sure I can understand some people have some emotional attachment to the series but Nintendo kept dumbing them down and watering down, because their main audience is literal children. It's not a bad thing, but it is what it is.

    Souls is the version of Zelda that grew into an adult instead of remaining in perpetual childhood. It captures the feeling I felt as a kid but evolved alongside my own adulthood. Zelda 1 or 3 when you were a kid playing on the NES or SNES, at the time, felt like this mysterious and dangerous fantasy world. Souls replicates that.

    But gaming has evolved a lot in 30 years. It went from a children electronic toy to a mature adult hobby. Players have higher standards and expectations.

    From has successfully raised the bar for extremely challenging gameplay, complex level design, immersive atmosphere and masterful art direction. They are very sophisticated experiences with subtle nuances and profound meaning. Gaming has become true Art thanks to studios like From Software and geniuses like Hidetaka Miyazaki.

    Newer Zelda games by comparison are just toy-like, cartoonish, simplistic. They're kids games.

    Again, not a bad thing, that's Nintendo's brand. Miyamoto is a very talented children's toy creator. As a father, my kid is gonna be old enough to play these games soon and I'll be happy to play BOTW or a TOTK with him. It's like watching a Pixar or Ghibli movie, it's quality family entertainment, it's for children with underdeveloped tastes and minds. But when I'm on my own, I'm not watching a cartoon or playing Nintendo games. I'm watching the filmography of Andrei Tarkovsky or playing Elden Ring. Because I'm an adult with a developed sense of taste and intellect.

    What's bizarre of how aggressive Nintendo fans get when you simply point out this reality that they have the underdeveloped minds and sensibilities of literal child.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      “Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
      ― C.S. Lewis

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no you can't like childish things because...... you JUST CAN'T!!!

        >NOOOOOOOO I NEED TO BINGY BING WAHOOOO ALL MY LIFE DONT YOU DARE CRITICISE ME

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no you can't like childish things because...... you JUST CAN'T!!!

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eric, did you parents actually spend time with you as a child? Because you are attention-seeking as hell.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. plays kids games at sub 30 fps

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait holy shit you can patent game mechanics?
    this is huge news for me, i need to get on it immediately

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, the most infamous case was namco bandai patenting having minigames during loading screens, by the time the patent expired those long loading screens were a thing of the past.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, Nintendo does shit like this all the time. A lot big publishers do. I don't like it.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering everyone has been stealing Nintendo's ideas for decades, yeah it's about damn time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yeah, its about damn time!

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    shittiest thread on Ganker right now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >posts a israelite
      Yeah you just made it shitty

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most Zelda threads are.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, that would be the 25+ BG3 threads that are flooding the board atm

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        People like good games not bingslop

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to patent how mixing flour and eggs together makes dough.....

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Make game
    >Chinese goyslop steals most of its concept
    Nintendo created Genshit. They're trying to prevent another

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would people play genshin if it didnt have the girls?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shitendo invented goyslop

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK THE SWITCH!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      So bigtendo can copy mechanics from other games ( Garry's mod ), make a patent and stop everyone else from using this mechanic and now the only place we can see it is on a Fisher Price tablet, in a bloated ubislop tier open world also copying the map from BOTW and selling it for $70?
      And I'm supposed to suck bigtendie's dick because...?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's ok when ninty does it ok???

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should patent being trans.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    average nintendo behavior

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Expected from shartendo

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo are literally just a patent troll farm. They don't give a shit about video games. Genuinely worse than EA.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick them

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm surprised at the audacity of nintendo to patent shit as basic as
    >player character will move with dynamic object if standing on it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is absolutely no way that this patent get greenlit. There are bound to be countless examples of games that use exactly this solution for objects that carry characters along with them in 3d engines and someone will undoubtedly raise their hand.

      Nintendo's lawyers are also high off their own farts after a series of victories over petty pirates and literal nobodies. Japanese copyright law is absolutely fricking moronic. Internationally, no one would take this shit seriously and they would, and should, be told to go frick themselves by literally anyone who had built a similar solution prior.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not at all.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you can't patent these features you invented because... you just can't okay???

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gmod? Doesn't exist
      >Nuts and bolts? Doesn't exist
      Hmmm

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >uhhm ackshually these features already existed in [boomer indie game that half a dozen people played] so they're not original!!11!1

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gmod
          >unpopular
          kek I knew tendies never played anything other than bing shit on their bing boys

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Felicitation on being wrong on all points tendie, really shows that tendisharters only play bigtendo games and know jack shit about the whole industry. + Nice goal moving.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can you file patents for stuff you weren't the first to create?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      by being the first to patent it

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In all the decades of games, are there ANY stories of a game's development being hampered because other dev patented a mechanic?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Development no, but a number games with character upgrade mechanics might not be able to let you upgrade multiple levels at once instead of one-at-a-time because Nintendo.

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