53 thoughts on “this is the best game of all time”

  1. I remember when Witcher 2 came out and it received even more praise than Witcher 3, and now everybody thinks Witcher 2 is basically unplayable. I can’t wait for the Witcher 4 to come out and the same thing happens.

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  2. >think ciri is annoying cunt the whole game
    >try to pick the options that will protect her anyways
    >this gets her killed
    Sometimes things just work out eh?

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  3. >go to area too early
    >miss out on quest and experience
    >basically punished for exploring and not being a mindless drone that follows the quest marker
    Wow so cool

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  4. It’s very much OK but the narrative focus clashes with the open world design. It works best as a play through the sidequests that interest you and then move on sort of game. Autists who want to do everything will get burnt out. The limited gameplay can’t hold up the amount of content.
    Pretty good tho and Geralt is based so whatever

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  5. I can’t believe that there are people who fell for the Witcher 3 Switch meme port. How low could your standards be to play that shit on switch with all the downgrades and shit framerates.

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  6. >feminist geralt
    >worst combat in the series
    >worst writing in the series
    >boring and nonsensical plot praised by people who want to be dad’s but can’t because they’re ugly neets
    >literally a ubisoft open world with bandit markers and nekker nests
    >okay side quests but most boil down to use batman vision to trail foot steps and kill monster x100
    >almost all the in depth and interesting systems of w2 are completely thrown out the window and the game feels more like a weird mess gameplay wise
    >none of the soul of w2
    >muh ciri!

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      • The game literally has an ending sequence where it shows all the parts of the game where Geralt did a misogyny and grades you on how much you made Ciri feel like a pretty princess.

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          • You wisely didn’t even try to deny the one where accompanying her to the sorceress counts against you because she’s a strong independent woman. Or the one where you need to let Ciri ransack the laboratory because acting like a spoiled brat throwing a tantrum is also what strong independent women do.

          • >You wisely didn’t even try to deny the one where accompanying her to the sorceress counts against you because she’s a strong independent woman
            yeah do not let your kid be an adult and babysit her. It is obvious what effect it has on the ending.

            >Or the one where you need to let Ciri ransack the laboratory because acting like a spoiled brat throwing a tantrum is also what strong independent women do
            this might have some point but it is more of a morally gray thing than anything about feminism

          • Ciri first agrees that Geralt accompanying her isn’t a bad idea. The game gives the player no option but to then force Geralt to interject during the sorceresses sequence, all so the game can then hold it against the player later as an example of his gross misogyny. Only a woman could find this logical at all and it reeks of the same sort of mid-2010s tone-deaf self-confidence behind properties like the Ghostbusters reboot and The Last Jedi.

          • The movie is basically 2 hours of Rian Johnson raping the star wars franchise while calling star wars fans a bunch of losers who should find a new hobby. The entire film is very deliberatly done and its a work of trolling genius.
            For example, you dont actually think luke milking that tit monster was just thrown in as a joke do you? Its clearly symbolising the fact that star wars exists solely to be milked. (You) the viewer is the tit monster, and Mark Hamil (the star war homosexuals precious luke skywalker) is just another whore who will milk whoever and whatever as long as his handlers pay him enough.
            Killing off luck without Mark even knowing about it shows Rian Johnson wasnt content to just shit on the fans, but also the disgusting actors who feed off them for attention and money

            Personally I enjoyed watching Star Wars nerds seethe but it clearly tanked the franchise badly.

            Genuinely, I think making Star wars nerds seethe was the whole point of that movie. The fact that Rian Johnson managed to get the movie approved by Disney is either a work of genius on his part or is divine levels of luck.

          • CDPR was so overconfident that they have Geralt just die in the bad ending, but then they had to sell the expansions so he just magically gets better. I expect Geralt to come back in W4 now that CDPR is really on the rocks and the whole "The era of men is over" theme to be chucked out the window for some safe TROS/Ghostbusters Afterlife-styled sop.

          • >Ciri first agrees that Geralt accompanying her isn’t a bad idea
            Yeah? It is a parenting moment. Ciri clearly wants Geralt to come but in reality that is a bad decision because she has the power and she must make independent decisions. The right decision is to just give her advice and let her do it alone.

            It is one of the better moments you get to choose actually since it ties up well with the ending and its logic

  7. Off-topic but why don’t Russians/Europeans make more games? It would be nice seeing a game with just white people in it now that shitskins dominated the gaming world in muttland

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    • Literally like half of the games in Ganker are eurogames. They pander to American markets usually though so they don’t differ from the muttshit

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    • It’s definitely at least second best. The plot and consequences for choices in 2 is great, but everything else in it is worse than 3.

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