>This made zoomers shit their pants from fear
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The first time I got a crash/error screen it scared the ever loving shit out of me. Maybe you're just too young to experience that
It should be scary in a "Oh shit, is my game console broken" kind of way, not in a "IM LOSING MY SANITY" kind of way
Same, except they always scared me, it was horrifying for me until I was as old as like 16 or so
>fricking around with playable master hand glitch in melee at midnight
>do the glitch but get the small chance frick up that the game crashes
>music cuts and master hand's laugh plays
>then silence on a frozen stage select screen
I think I was 15 when it happened and I still almost shit my pants. I thought I was about to be a creepypasta protagonist.
holy shit anon...that was so fricking badass. he's probably writing his apology right now
My home board is /vp/.
At this point, I’ve likely spwent the most time in /vg/ though.
That's fake as frick
If I'm the pirate, why did they imprison the entire cast?
And if I'm supposed to be the one imprisoned, does that mean the entire cast came to visit me? That's awfully nice of them, almost as if they know it's the system that's broken.
One anti piracy measure I remember is back when Pokemon black/white released and the portes copies had pokemons that could not gain expérience.
HGSS had a finite amount of doors you could pass before the game crashing.
Chrono trigger on DS had an infinite time travel screen the first time you jumped in a portal during the opening sequence io the game.
that no xp pokemon one is the only anti-piracy measure i've encountered. I thought it was intended in the early game before googling and finding a patch
Why the frick did games stop including funny anti piracy measures?
Breath of the wild
>Your paraglider is broken so you can't leave the great plateau
Pokemon Scarlet and Violet
>All Pokeballs have a 0% success rate
Mario Wonder
>Beating the first level doesn't unlock the path to the next level
>>All Pokeballs have a 0% success rate
This would only be annoying for like the first hour of the game before you get access to Tera Raids
In SWSH where Pokeballs can fail in Raids that would actually be annoying
Because they stopped working when emulators went from complete dog shit to barely serviceable.
Well what about games that didn't require an emulator? Like how mirrors edge gave the character vertigo
What about having to break out your decoder wheel?
The didn't give a shit about emulators. It was 50% about flash cards, and 50% about bootleg cartridges from China.
it kind of stopped when consoles started having completely locked down OS with digital signatures and shit, last anti-piracy I remember was on DS, then 3DS was unhackable for a few years and even then nintendo just took vulnerable games out of the shop and issued patches
>Chrono trigger on DS had an infinite time travel screen the first time you jumped in a portal during the opening sequence io the game.
I got hit by that one on zsnes in 2002 or something
Phantasy Star 0, also for the DS, has a fricked up anti piracy measure that I encountered. It nerfs the drop rates of everything to the ground, so you can still play the game normally and get weapons and items only they are all bad.
Coming from Phantasy Star Online the drop rates were super weird because the amount of items dropped was huge, which is not like PSO at all, but they were all level 1 garbage even 3 hours into the game.
It made me look up a playthrough in confusion only to see that even within the very first chest you can open in the game people find way higher quality weapons than I had found so far. I couldn't even find a patched copy of the game and had to apply a decade old AP patch to it myself. Ever since then I have a lot of paranoia about AP measures in RPG type games.
So if you want to get PS0 just know that the version on Cdromance is NOT AP patched.
One of the gayest zoomer trends. Even liminal spaces are less gay than this shit
>"is that.... a LOUD NOISE??? IS THAT A SPOOKY SCARY SCREEN??? AHHHHH HELP ME"
I hate all those fricking fake "spooky" anti-piracy screens that everyone was uploading to YouTube years ago. They make it so much harder to find actual examples of anti-piracy measures implemented in old games and I find those very interesting.
>zoombers don't know about free/shareware
Didn't Nintendo send a SWAT team after japanese woman who pirated videogames?
>this made autists piss and shit themselves from sheer terror
>Go animate
The only thing I know about that is that Dora and Caillou get in trouble all the time for some reason
Corporations will soon declare piracy as a "woke" activity, scaring a lot of people off from downloading.
how
*blocks your path*