This thing has to be the dumbest weapon ever imagined

This thing has to be the dumbest weapon ever imagined

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So you like pull the trigger and since it’s a gun there’s a huge impact which vibrates the blade or something? This seems like a weapon made for one guy and one guy only idk why you can find upgrades throughout the world based on this schematic. This was literally just an excuse to put in an input command mechanic when fighting.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So you like pull the trigger and since it’s a gun there’s a huge impact which vibrates the blade or something?

      Yup. And the blade vibrating is meant to enhance its cutting power.
      It's an embellishment and exaggeration of the real world principles behind medical vibratomes; devices used to prepare precision-cut tissue slices for analysis under a microscope.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow that's fricking gay

    • 7 months ago
      saucy

      It charges the blade with materia.

      You put materia in the gun, like a Caster from Outlaw Star. The blade becomes imbued with magic, just like the Caster. The shells it fires are just manifestations of the shell you've stuffed in the sword.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So I'd imagine if you used this sword, It'd vibrate feces and you'd shoot it inside your mouth?

        • 7 months ago
          saucy

          I don't think so, in the game, it kind of slashes all targets the same way, but there is the bait sword from FFX which is shaped like a fish hook.

          That would would probably go in the mouth.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    revolver carbines are cool. make it into a rifle and it might be something.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    chunni kino
    westerners need to abandon their realism addiction

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are cooler and more sensible ways to combine a sword and a gun though.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop being a cuck
        >cool>practical,realism,gay reddit shit, etc

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's terrible
        >upward curve aiming

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not how it works

          ?t=151

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >explosion powered Iado
        This is the coolest shit ever. I like how it even explains how he can jet around without his own leg cybernetics.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's interesting is that it would actually work. Assuming the HF Muramasa has a mass comparable to a real katana and isn't some ultraheavy behemoth because of the nanobot blade, the force applied by a single 5.56 round blank would launch a 3lb sword at about 150 feet per second, which comes out to around 102 miles per hour.

          The fastest baseball swing on record is about 96mph, so using the round to launch the blade into the iaido would give it slightly more velocity than the unaided human body is capable of generating swinging a comparable mass yet clearly not pushing it to a limit that would cause damage to the skeleton and musculature. Of course your reaction time would not be able to keep up with speeds like that but since Sam is the one catching the blade and pulling the trigger, it's reasonable that he could get the muscle memory down, without any augmentations.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >without any augmentations.
            he has a prosthetic arm, no? I remember armstrong stabbing one of sam's arms with his own hardened stump

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just a sword with an AR receiver hastily slapped on the side

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          And Squall's gunblade is just a sword with a revolver chamber hastily slapped into the body. Neither one is an actual projectile-firing weapon, they both use the concept of "shooting a blank enhances the capability of what is essentially just a sword swing" but Sam's Muramasa is simultaneously more realistic and more fricking ridiculous and awesome.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    O e of the only things I'll give FFXIII is that they made Lightnings gunblade actually make a bit of sense with how it shifts between a sword and an actual gun.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, just carrying a sword and a gun would be infinitely better than doing whatever Lightning's sword has going on.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    how does it shoot

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Energy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's a trigger right there, open your eyes

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gunblades are real

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slip that down the front of your sweatpants.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That weapon is EASILY one of the coolest things about FFVIII. It being practicaly doesn't mean a goddamn thing compared to how fricking cool it looks.

    I mean, just look at it?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    FFVIII gunblades don't shoot projectiles, it's something like an explosion that you trigger as you hit someone or something with the blade. The barrel goes directly into the blade and somehow edgekino happens. Welcome to Tetsuya Nomura.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a blade-gun, not a gun-blade. If you say otherwise, you should be flogged.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's called a Gunblade.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

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        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          x to the D

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    not when giant pizza cutter exists

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      was this outfit designed by random number generator

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still the most disgusting design in Square-Enix history.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how he has a backup sword just in case.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never before noticed that the pizza cutter is actually translucent. It's made of crystal, or glass?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      look at that grip
      you would hurt your hands more than whatever creature you're fighting by swinging this thing

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      Lmaoo. Firing the head-cannon is gonna turn that Black person into a fricking PEZ dispenser

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mein Kopfkannon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >here's a gun you put on your head
      >also a cooking utensil
      lmao

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would be cool if the handle was an actual sword handle instead of a pistol grip.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    tfw no gf

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gun rapier

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >insert fallout 3 funny shotgun pic here

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seifers is dumber

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If either of these used actual gunpowder it would explode like a claymore.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        and if i double jumped i'd be locked in a glowBlack person lab until they found out how

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gun blades are so fricking awesome.
    It’s like complaining about a character being able to swing a claymore around like a butter knife. Or a wizard character shooting off fireball spells like a Gatling gun. It’s rad as hell. The alternative would be them sitting around for three minutes trying to swing once. That’s dumb and boring

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's a pretty huge gap between "swing a claymore around like a butter knife" and "defy all laws of physics and thermodynamics by constructing a weapon that could never work as intended in our physical realm"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >games need to adhere to reality
        That’s the major appeal of vidya gaems, you’re not restricted by boring reality

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >year of our lord 2023
          >still no game where I can dart off 0-60 in a blink of an eye shitting out spells and carpet bombing the enemy or shooting energy swords out of my armpits in the span of 30 seconds
          >still stuck rooted in place wondering if my spell will succeed or my character will have a stroke before they’re some wrinkling depreciate frick who takes 10 minutes to light a candle
          Game devs need to evolve

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        both reside in the realms of fantastical fiction, so that's a moot and gay point. When you swing a bastard sword at a Kobloid or a Muramane like katana, that would snap against any armor, against a hydra is a nebulous argument to have.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know this place is full of morons...but when you can't even grasp the fun idea of a magic gunblade...it's time for you to go, OP.

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