This triggers mentally deficient mouthbreathers.

This triggers mentally deficient mouthbreathers.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >me can get to target using text, me smart cuz me no use quest mark, look how smart me is, you is stupid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's not like he's wrong
      it really did trigger you, anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Immediately triggered, impressive.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're right, only mentally deficient mouthbreathers are triggered by the compass markers in Skyrim.

      Not everyone is a lowlife neet, anon. Some of us don't have 20 hours a day to play video games, and the extra fat getting trimmed is a good thing for us.

      Triggered mentally deficient mouthbreathers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Triggered mentally deficient mouthbreather.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>me can get to target using text, me smart cuz me no use quest mark, look how smart me is, you is stupid
      nobody says this, it's always the inverse. it's always actual morons who are genuinely too stupid to follow basic written directions. really tells you everything about the skyrim fanbase.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This, you're not smart cause you can follow the directions, you're stupid because you can't.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically, modern gamers don't have reading ability to get to the target using only text

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They know there is a better way and would lose interest.Do you take the stairs when the elevator exists?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like something a fat american would say
          >Why exercise when there's an easier way?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Get fricked looolll

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're right, only mentally deficient mouthbreathers are triggered by the compass markers in Skyrim.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not everyone is a lowlife neet, anon. Some of us don't have 20 hours a day to play video games, and the extra fat getting trimmed is a good thing for us.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fat analogy
      Hit the gym.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not everyone can follow basic instructions
      sure thing grug, go back to smashing rocks against each other for fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >must coonsoom product faster so I can consume other products

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      people like you are one of the reasons cool secrets aren't going to happen in games anymore
      obviously datamining exists, but even then we're unlikely to get anymore ridiculous secret shit, because of designing games around frickers like you who want to see everything in one go

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    both are shit

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    modern games are a race to the bottom to include all possible un-ableist people there are.
    i just tried elder scrolls online and i literally felt my spitting dripping out of my mouth while playing this braindead easy piece of shit

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Morrowind was never good.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the right one not Oblivion?
    That game started that shit, not Skyrim.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Skyrim is more popular also there are a ton of 7th gen nostalgiagays on Ganker who don't want to admit that shit like Oblivion, Gears of War, Uncharted, etc, are fricking awful games that have aged like garbage

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    .

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >quest:solve a mystery of dwarfs
    >a thousand year old mystery with 0 clues or directions
    >you can do it
    >0 reward

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he set you up for failure and never thought that you'd actually do it
      i remember it giving you some major rep in the guild when completed though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The reward is the journey.
      Also it's pretty under-utilized in Morrowind but having npcs lie and give you faulty information should be more common.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of the oasis quest in stalker and the reward u get was like 8k roubles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's a reason a good chunk of the guild thinks Trebonius is an idiot and wants him gone. Even if you parrot the excuse that he was playing politics (like some), he still shouldn't be wasting the time and potentially lives of promising recruits.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >There's a reason everyone thinks he's an idiot
        >Noooo not that reason! That makes him seem like an butthole too!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He sucks as a mage too
        He is only good because he has good enchanted gear
        So he might be a plant by telvani
        But its not their style so i doubt it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >plant by telvanni
          >Ah, the current Guildmaster. It is rumored that he was promoted to his current position to get him out of Cyrodiil. It is a shame that men can have power without wisdom. It is different for us lizards.
          Definitely not a plant also considering the letter Ocato sends him during the questline.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ajira writers in her plant reports that she did all the work herself
      >doesn't tell you about the warlock's ring and staff of magnus until you're a high rank probably so she can use it to kiss up to you
      Mages Guild is full of pricks. Trebonius is just more in your face about it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This
        I still remember that fricking healer in Maar Gan that was accused of necromancy. Mage's guild are a bunch of shitlords

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you dont actually solve the mystery though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you can
        if you are follow the mages guild quests you can find books that are enough of the evidence to say that they tried to defeat mortality and were punished for that
        sure its not the clearest answer but its better then anyone could propose before

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You piece together probably the most likely theory of why they went poof, plus got an interview with the last living dwarf. That ought to count for something.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it did actually trigger mentally deficient mouthbreathers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It always does without fail.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Onlything that pisses me off is trying to install mods just to have animations that won't work which I then have to go back 5 steps just to do everything all over again

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Replaying Morrowind is like a breath of fresh air when it comes to this.
    There are some obvious kinks in the system but nothing you can't iron out.
    You can even stream-line it by having more sophisticated index and categorization systems in the journal.
    The crucial point is makes sense logically for your avatar to know.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A zoomer literally cannot for the life of himself beat the first level of
    Lord of The Rings - The fellowship of the Ring
    Classic game, they just cant beat it

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    True. Morrowboomers can't seem to cope.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Plays Elder Scrolls
    >Thinks they're above mentally deficient mouthbreathers.

    Woo lad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >implying there are any alternatives
      open world rpg games are literally a dead genre for almost a decade

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is all fun and games until the NPC tell you "Go to The North, you should know what to do next"
    The North, an old man hidden in a cave at the south east of the map

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine just buying the game and going to factory.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The books are really good, but I prefer reading on an eink device.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hello I am Romulus Scromulus here to tell you about biwehouw amaranth talos shorr shezarrine qwhfoqhwob dragonbreak kalpa dreugh iuwhviuoqhc CHIM the dreamer ALMSIVI nqwkhoqhw copypasted hindu mythology
      >book ends on page 3
      >Well I'm Scromulus Romulus and I'm here to say that my colleague is completely wrong CHIM godhead amaranth talos dragonbreak marukh lkakhoiqeevevw copypasted greek metaphysics
      >book ends on page 4
      great reads, honestly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hello I am Romulus Scromulus here to tell you about biwehouw amaranth talos shorr shezarrine qwhfoqhwob dragonbreak kalpa dreugh iuwhviuoqhc CHIM the dreamer ALMSIVI nqwkhoqhw copypasted hindu mythology
      >book ends on page 3
      >Well I'm Scromulus Romulus and I'm here to say that my colleague is completely wrong CHIM godhead amaranth talos dragonbreak marukh lkakhoiqeevevw copypasted greek metaphysics
      >book ends on page 4
      great reads, honestly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Funny

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Not too hot
    >not too cold
    >just right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >creates fast travel removing the point of traveling
      >creates magical gps
      >removes natural transport points
      >removes levitation and teleportation
      frick of its all started in oblivion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Quest started: Reply to a moron
      >I replied to a moron on Ganker today. I should call him moronic.
      >[Continue] [Make this my active quest]
      You're moronic.
      >Quest update: Reply to a moron
      >I called the moron moronic.
      >[Continue] [Make this my active quest]
      Oblivion is shit and only deluded nostalgiagays like it. It's one of the worst games ever fricking made.
      >Quest complete: Reply to a moron
      >After calling the moron moronic, I also called Oblivion shit. He will likely cry about this fact, but I will give him no further (You)s.
      >[Continue]

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Skyrim's is superior, show don't tell.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Comics are better than books bro, show dont tell! Just like the uneducated youtubers tell me!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You laugh, but when asking some highschool/college age zoomers about what kinds of books they like to read I have had several unironically tell me that everyone reads and shares manga these days instead of books.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know if I'm just weird, but I always thought comics/manga were the worst of both worlds, and I'd rather either read a book or watch a movie/animation. At least for more story heavy stuff

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Let me mark it on your map
      Bad bait. Try harder.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >thinking a pro-morrowind image is bait
        lmao you Black folk are a hoot. damn shame important information typically isn't that in-depth

        Numerous quests in morrowind suck though as you flat out are given incorrect or far too little information. "Search in (location)" means "dick around at (location) and maybe you'll find it" for too many quests.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >marrowind
    >even mention skyrim
    tourist

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >writing
    Use your memory. What's next, you will demand a map?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly that kind of shit worked back in the day where people weren't checking their phones every 5 seconds, had 200 tabs open and were watching 5 different shows/movies at 4x speed.

    You had time to spend a whole day/week/month playing a game and knowing its ins and outs.
    These days they make games fairly large due to the open world meme so it would take you hundreds and hundreds of hours to explore "on your own" and find secrets. You'd essentially lose momentum and the will to play long before that.
    Does anyone at this point really have 2-3 hours to just run around figuring which path they needed to take or what the instructions meant by "turn at the fifth tree". Give me a break.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Does anyone at this point really have 2-3 hours to play video games
      i mean, yeah.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can someone actually give a specific example of a morrowind quest where the directions are wrong or unclear?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >here is your first quest
    >listen carefully
    >get a fricking job

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you can actually still get the first quest anyway if you ask again, even at level 1

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think there's a hard level requirement a little later though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >look up the level requirements for some of the main quests i've completed out of curiosity
          >last quest i did had a requirement of 6
          >i was level 18
          whoops

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >meanwhile pass me that pipe over there
      >what? *puff*, *puff*
      >it'sss deep cover...maaan.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >join KGB irl
      >first assignment in east Germany
      >get a job to do as a front and cover for your real one
      >all day with the peeps in Berlin
      >shake hands with Reagan while you larp as an upstanding citizen

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    obligatory

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >game is an rpg
    >go wherever, do whatever, it's your story
    >suddenly, quest marker telling you where to go always
    one nail in the coffin
    >also fast travel
    people just insta travel back and forth between locations, another nail in the coffin

    then you end up with shit like skyrim that is just a mindless hack n slash game with no rpg elements. It's a good action game, but still, rpgs are fricking dead.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They miss being told the exact starting point and path to follow. Obedience is something NPCs crave. It reenforces their programming.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The abundance of quest markers is largely due to the massively overinflated scope of AAA games and the lack of talent they employ to get that scope completed.
    You could include memorable geographic features, diegetic maps, create a world that feels human-traversable and continuously revamp NPC dialogue + quest descriptions to give enough directions to complete the quest (and subsequently test thousands of lines of text and hours of dialogue for errors) OR you could include a quest marker that's tied to the entity you need to interact with.

    This massively cuts back on development time and testing but it definitely locks you out of a lot of approaches to quest and objective design and you're similarly left with a more deficient world since it will feel fake by design.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >secret quest
    >get all excited
    >reward is basically useless
    >killing some random enemies and looting them would give better rewards
    why do games do this?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And yet morrowalkgays couldn't find Caius Cosades in Balmora.
    Sad!

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i wish morrowind wasnt on crunch
    who knows what kind of game would turn out if they had time

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i thought it was neat how for this quest in oblivion, he actually marks it on your map. it was a neat immersive touch unlike mosts of the quests that just give you the marker automatically

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT
    the left can't meme

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The game should make smart use of both.
    A quest marker is fine when someone marks a cave in your map, but when you have to find something or kill a target it's more fun to have a diary description and find it yourself.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do zoomers hate reading so much?

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Both sides of this trigger one kind of person or another.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    left
    >words words words
    right
    >going to true progress without wasting time

    reminds me of real life hehehe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but games are made to waste time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        games are made to enjoy your time. bumbling around, looking for an entrance isn't fun.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Harems are cool and all
    But banging your clones is still kind of gay

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some people are just really bad with directions.

    Giving them, I mean. Jesus fricking Christ.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Both games are bad
    >inb4 obliviongay
    Oblivion sucks too

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >argument against quest markers is "they hamper exploration, they take away mystery, they make the game too simple and easy, they don't make sense like when quest markers point to things that you weren't told the location of, they can actually be confusing when there are multiple levels to a dungeon, they hamper engagement with the world, etc"
    >argument against directions is "um i actually have a life nerds i just want theme park games kthxbye"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How about this argument: reading is for fricking gaywads

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd call you a homosexual but I wouldn't want to confuse you with too many words.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me the worst part of quest markers is that they lead to a lazily designed world

    Instead of making a town or a game world where things are just intuitive to find you rely on quest markers. Instead of designing a city like an actual city that people actually live in and need to navigate on a daily basis, you use a quest marker. Instead of creating unique geographical features or markers that can be used by other NPCs to describe to players where to find things, you use a quest marker.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is there wven signposts in oblivion and skyrim?
      Or town greating boards?

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only the dumbest fricking morons prefer the left.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you have to kill fighters guild leader to become guild master
    >you have to kill mage guild leader to become guild master
    >Morag Tong the assassins guild
    >no real drama inside the guild
    >grandmaster willingly gives up his position because be sees no problem in you as a leader and ready to retire
    Why imperials and their organizations are so incompetent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You have to kill Bolvyn Venim and Gothren to reach the highest rank in their guilds, and Orvas Dren can be killed to be the highest ranking Hlaalu. Really I think it's just drawing parallels. The Dark Elves are seen as ruthless but the Imperials have pretty much just as much murder and treachery in their society too.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind having text but in Morrowind they are often not precise enough. In WoW for example they always gave you cardinals like "north west from here", "next to the the furbolg camp" or whatever. For Caius they should give you a bit more clue about which area of the city he is in, atleast the side of the river idk.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >For Caius they should give you a bit more clue about which area of the city he is in, atleast the side of the river idk.
      They do, what the frick?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not directly. You've got to go in a house, a bar of some sort, and someone there tells you "go up the stairs then to the left" or smthing like that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nvm I'm moronic it's literally written to go to the club in the quest

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wastes your time vs doesn't waste your time
    hmm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not instantly teleporting me to the quest dungeon which is one room with one boss enemy which I kill then I automatically get the quest item added to my inventory then instantly teleport back to the quest giver
      Skyrim needs to stop wasting my time.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I haven't played Morrowind much and Skyrim a lot. Text quest book is superior to GPS. It forces you to pay attention to the world and especially interact with NPCs around you. Way, way more immersive. It's a shame no big budget RPG will ever EVER dare to do it again. One thing you guys have to admit however, Morrowind was a lil heavy handed sometimes with absolute walls of texts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Morrowind was a lil heavy handed sometimes with absolute walls of texts
      Good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you like it more power to you. To my eyes walls of texts associated with quest objectives is a bit bad design and writing. In that case you should be concise and straight to the point. Ofc a lilttle flavor and lore could be added here and there to not seem artificial.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What? Do you want a story and characters or just "go here do this?"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Something in the middle. Good writing is an art.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Good writing is an art
              an art you apparently have no knowledge of otherwise you wouldn't make blanket statements like "a lot of text is always bad" or use moronic phrases like "wall of text"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I've never said a lot of text is always bad. It all comes down to the purpose of said text.
                >moronic phrases like "wall of text"
                English is not my mother-tongue. Did not know it was this pejorative.
                Nice ad hominem, by the way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Once you get into Morrowind, you will feel like there is too little text even. You just want more.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, I didn't get into it first. But now I gathered some infos and got somewhat of a plan Once I'm done with my current game I will dive into it.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao frickin saved, thanks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cuck

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he saved embeded CP
        Enjoy you sentence

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You sentance bad.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    homie I work a full time job and am about to have a family. I just wanna come home and unwind, not work a second job

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the problem is that morrowind's journal directions are horrifically vague and you'll end up going into 4 different caves before you find the right one.

    i DO agree that objective markers are gay but morrowind's alternative was not perfect.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This triggers mentally deficient mouthbreathers.
    aka z**mers

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stop pretending quest markers are a bad thing. TW3 is the greatest RPG of all time despite every single quest being based around magic witcher sense. The fact of the matter is, hand holding quest design is based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

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