Anon, new ideas are scary. New thing BAAAAAD. Must reuse old thing over and over again. Old thing familiar. Old thing safe. People no want new thing, people want old thing with new coat of paint.
the perfect controller for Ganker because you don't have to worry about getting your vile fricking unwashed shit-covered hands all over it since it already stains your disgusting hands with chocolate for you
it seems like even if the outer shell were made of chocolate, it would be a liability to have electronics inside because some dipshit will actually eat it and cut his mouth up
>it would be a liability to have electronics inside because some dipshit will actually eat it and cut his mouth up
Do you really think it would have electronics inside?
This is only going to be given to streamers and influencers. Otherwise, if this was an actual product, like the KFConsole that never happened and was just a marketing meme, when the thumbsticks snap due to being made of chocolate, people will sue.
do americans really
American culture is product
chocolate is certainly a better gimmick than cardboard
>Reee stop doing fun things!
Wonka will be a dogshit movie but I can't see how this is making you upset.
this is the internet in the modern times, all 90% of Black folk online do is look for reasons to be mad then subsequently get mad
They're doing another shitty remake?
I fricking hate Hollywood so goddamn much.
Worse. They're giving you a modern made prequel.
Anon, new ideas are scary. New thing BAAAAAD. Must reuse old thing over and over again. Old thing familiar. Old thing safe. People no want new thing, people want old thing with new coat of paint.
>They're doing another shitty remake?
what do you mean another?`there is only a really good remake better than the original
Found the blueberry fetishist.
Fun is when consumerism
Ha, I get it
Cuz it's not actual consumerism, it's the act of consuming the controller, so it's still "consumerism"
probably has better connectivity than the standard controller
the perfect controller for Ganker because you don't have to worry about getting your vile fricking unwashed shit-covered hands all over it since it already stains your disgusting hands with chocolate for you
Very disappointed to learn that the controller on the right is just a regular brown xbox controller, edible one is on the left.
Dude, it's an edible?
Sony BTFO
duuuuuude
Would you really a controller????
it seems like even if the outer shell were made of chocolate, it would be a liability to have electronics inside because some dipshit will actually eat it and cut his mouth up
>it would be a liability to have electronics inside because some dipshit will actually eat it and cut his mouth up
Do you really think it would have electronics inside?
Imagine being so fat you look at controllers and see food
>video games?
>here’s your controller br-
>Americans
Imagine being so fricking fat you go play videogames, look at the controller and think
>frfr what if I could eat my controller no cap?
Chocolate?
Is it actual chocolate or american fake chocolate?
>Get mad at vidya
>Eat controller
>No longer mad
The future is here.
Call me when they make a controller out of Raisin Bran so I can up my fiber intake.
Can the buttons be made out of laxatives to help
>Life is like xbox of chocolates
This is only going to be given to streamers and influencers. Otherwise, if this was an actual product, like the KFConsole that never happened and was just a marketing meme, when the thumbsticks snap due to being made of chocolate, people will sue.
>Sticks start to drift
>Eat the controller and take another one
Less e-waste the better, right?
probably gonna be trash-tier chocolate but kinda cool I guess