Those damn dirty Strogg crucified this poor bastard! As a red-blooded, christian American marine, this makes me ANGRY!

Those damn dirty Strogg crucified this poor bastard! As a red-blooded, christian American marine, this makes me ANGRY!

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's so weird to see people playing a game from one's childhood.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A handful of Russian scouts got crucified during the Chechen war. The Russians castrated the entire village it happened in.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never happened

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is wrong with slavs

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >more shooterslop
    Let me guess, you have a gun and levels are full of enemies that try to kill you? Wow so original

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying

      anon please almost every "modern" shooter the last 40---->30 years from CoD to Medal of Honor owe's DOOM & Quake it's lifeblood!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you guys have been playing the same slop for the last 40 years?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meh, better than playing nothing and coming here for cheap shots.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meh, better than playing nothing and coming here for cheap shots.

        Please do not respond to obvious bait.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not wanting to play the same slop over and over is bait

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        When I was 15 I played quake 2 on 360 because it came with Q4. I had a lot of fun & the progressively naster ways the strogg treated humans like in OP was the most entertaining part.

        Don't respond to this moron, he's been pushing "shooterslop" as a forced meme all day.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I was 15 I played quake 2 on 360 because it came with Q4. I had a lot of fun & the progressively naster ways the strogg treated humans like in OP was the most entertaining part.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, and the soundtrack is badass

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but I hear rob zombie in more car oil change shops / tire repair shops than quake 2’s soundtrack. It’s an ok soundtrack by music standards, but by game standards it’s quite delicious.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was probably born in space, or at the top of a tall mountain.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      everything in the universe belongs to america

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well that dead homie sure does

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          an american tragedy indeed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      God damn those dirty Strogg... Crucifying all our spaceborn, mountain climbing marines...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The quake 2 enhanced removes quake 2 connect command and further strangles the grip the antichrist has on all devices, by supporting steam you are supporting the antichrist. Gabe is invested in windows, macOS, Linux, and mobile phones and VR. This occurred in 2010-2012 and by 2016 it reached taking out all PC games from shelves and turning PC into a crappy console that can’t do normal computer things. They used to sell game boxes with no warning that the game is even required in steam, like Supreme Commander 2, GOG even turned the multiplayer off on this game because the only multiplayer it has, is Steamworks, and Gas Powered Games didn’t even bother to make this one (the original creators of supreme commander 1, which wasn’t that good tbh). They gave it to Square Enix, and that is why it became literally a Steamworks zombie on Gog that has no online multiplayer. Can you say gay?
        He’s the antichrist. And quake 2 enhanced is no exception. The original is actually still better because things are still lit. It just redoes lights and gives you space lasers that set poor Hawaiians in fire. I still prefer the original lights.
        Quake 2 was always filled with insane marines that made you wish there were other marines. Well, there always was! It is called LAN (Local Area Network) you plug your computers into a router together and can play from separate monitors and keyboard and mice on different desks. There is also Direct Connect. Also in the original version, they don’t add gay canon that your marine doesn’t make it home at the end of the game. It up to you and the cinematic to decide. Bethesda think he is lost. No, Bethesda is just gay that why they removed connect.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What I was just playing a death match in Quake 1 m8,are you high?!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why did you have to ruin a perfectly good argument by wording it like a schizophrenic conspiracy theory.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >supreme commander 1, which wasn’t that good

          You should be banned on Ganker for rest of your life for thia heresy.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick this, what really needs both a remaster and a source release is Quake IIII

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quake 4 has too much middleware that can't be opensourced.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't it id tech 4?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every ID tech prior to 5 is open source.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A CHALLENGER APPEARS?!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        2k4 > 99 fight me

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          2k4 is fantasitic, but I cant agree with you, 99 is pure soul, aesthetic, music, is just too superior.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          no Enforcers, no buy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black person it's already on PC

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never happening. Timmy for whateverreason completely pulled them from all storefronts. I assumed he maybe wants to remaster them and make them EGS exclusive, but I really doubt it. He probably did it out of spite for whatever reason. Luckily I still have my Steam and GOG copies.

        2k4 > 99 fight me

        Not that anon but I really can't. There's no wrong answer for picking either 2k4 or 99. I prefer 99 myself for the bot customization and this is probably placebo, but tighter gameplay. Also Lava Giant. 2k4 has more bang for your buck, more modes and a more fleshed out single player. I love both.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    THAT'S ONE DOOMED SPACE MARINE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      RIP & TEAR

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    -647354852
    You're just lonely and want attention. Seek it elsewhere.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >damn those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my pride

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No one takes our chicks... and lives.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        We need a new Duke Nukem game done in a retro style.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            damn, wtf is this, the power of AI?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, you ditz, they're voxels.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Some new rendering technique that someone was experimenting around with. I wonder if anything will come of it. I think it relies on another mod? Not sure.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why are voxels so underutilized in games? I think they're fricking sexy.
            I miss ace of spades

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I miss ace of spades
              Ok, zoomie. Well I miss Comanche Gold.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >As a red-blooded, christian American
    you are a brown mexican, otherwise you wouldnt be making a billion threads about a shit game like this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one of the classics

      get better taste anon

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both UTs are not balanced and honestly obnoxious to play at "high level".

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're just circumcising him, relax
    ...hey you're not anti-semitic are you? I'll have to contact the ADL...

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing the game and having a decent time but is it just me or is the mouselook not 1:1 accurate? It feels like theres smoothing or a delay or somethign and I checked the settings but don't see anything turned on.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's with the green cross instead of red?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Red Cross organization censorship being anal-retentive about red crosses used in violent video games, so everyone tries to censor or change them now.
        This will be handy.
        https://www.nexusmods.com/quake2/mods/14

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nexus

          anon I'm buying the physical version so 2+ years at most since it's from Limited Run games good god they take ages just to ship

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >All that tat
            >Not a single compact disc with the soundtrack
            I know better than ever buying a collector's anything from bethesda.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can get sued for that shit now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slow mo is kino, deal with it nerd.

      What's with the green cross instead of red?

      Red Cross suing people over it, I don't know what to think about that. As for the path, Quake II relaunch features a ton of accessibility options but I still don't get how you get lost in a FPS aside maybe Metroid Prime.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Red Cross suing people over it, I don't know what to think about that.

        They're a non-profit organization so it's more about making sure people view their symbol in an official capacity instead of generically all over the place. Although in the US, Johnson and Johnson legally owns the symbol too and can sue over it for business reasons.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those Stroggified females that moan and touch their boobs make me act up...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=278

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they keep pimp Tank Commander secret?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did.
      The new episodes were made by a bunch of swedes and they refused to use the female Strogg out of soi spite, but the main devs working on the remaster are based and kept everything in.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mmm this stroggy is making daddy all groggy groggy...

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >takes a sip of Monster
    Frick Fortnite.
    Frick CoD.
    Frick Valorant.
    Frick Apex Legends.
    Frick Overwatch.
    >plays the riff from Descent into Cerberon

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Midnight bump!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks man, I'll reward you with a screenshot

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You want a short but sweet challenge, go tackle Quake II 64 campaign. That shit was already kinda hard on the original N64, but with the enemy AI changes, or cranking this fricker up to Hard here? The amount of Iron Maidens, Gunners, Berserkers, Gladiators and Flyers they fricking spam at you is obscene, and they're all real annoying buttholes. I'm struggling to even hold onto shotgun and machinegun ammo most of the time and have had to get cheeky with the grenade launcher and railgun a fair bit.

    Doesn't help that the maps love to drop zerkers and flyers behind your ass for cheap damage, sometimes even completely silently.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you play the 64 version with a buddy,for some insane reason they seem to have cut that from Quake 1?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. It's built into the game unlike Q1R's add-on system so it has co-op support. Dunno how the cutscene stuff for each level end may work though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why's it look kinda blurry?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I turned on texture smoothing. Normally I play without it, but 64 campaign is designed with it in mind; not doing so kinda breaks the visuals.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    TRESPASSER

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love this meatgrinder shit in unit 5, the strogg torture machine stuff is so silly

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      oops forgot my screenshot 🙁

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a big cross.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Played Quake 1, first time playing 2. Source ports, or this? This version seems pretty good.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normally, I'd say source port.
      But they did a really good job with Quake 2. The only two real issues are
      >No recoil for the machinegun anymore. It used to have a massive kick to it, but now it's just a weaker chaingun
      >The railgun has been nerfed hard for no reason
      Loving the new AI though. The weakest enemies in the original/sourceports are now murder.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only dumbass murican devs could name an alien race with something that sounds like a can of Romanian goulash... Strogg. For frick sakes, you need to be triple nuked!

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >As a red-blooded, christian American marine, this makes me ANGRY!
    you should probably see a health professional about that.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just beat all the old expansions
    I heard Quake 64 and Call of the Machine are hard as frick. Should I bump down the difficulty to medium?

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